Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 23rd, 2019

Having been devoured by mosquitoes.

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@joannejacobs I have a hip flask that I keep forgetting to use.

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@glengyron @viveka Now you’re using the word “good” there…

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upulie You don’t own Mars twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

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ABC Dust devils aren’t unusual in the Australian Outback, but the mine worker who shot this video said this one is the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…65

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@glengyron “Impossible” and “difficult” are not the same thing.

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egavactip I can sleep easier tonight.

“Border agents seize 150-plus pounds of prohibited bologna”

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@drearyclocks Does she give lessons? Because that’s even more annoying than me. I have much to learn.

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Why is this “digital trends”?

1. This stuff has been around for decades.

2. It’s not digital. twitter.com/DigitalTrends/…

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iiTalW Cybertruck
Cybertruck
Indestructible Cybertruck
Is that right? No it’s not
Plummeting Tesla stock
Look out, here comes a Cybertruck

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Successfully removing a very loud shouty family from the quiet carriage before departure.

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Entering Sydney Central station, where people who are obviously legitimate businesspeople are flogging what are obv..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9O

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Something being a constraint is not the same as a “need”. If I need to be driven somewhere, there are services for that.

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I live 80km west of Strathfield and don’t have a car. It’s not “impossible”. It’s just that people are unimaginativ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zG

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Please, can people stop abbreviating Boris Johnson as “BJ”? It causes… anxiety.

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ROUTINE REMINDER: It’s possible to run a tech conference in Australia without having Adrian Turner as a speaker. True.

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However I’m tweeting all this on a Saturday afternoon so none of you care. And rightly so.

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@dobes @jpwarren @NewtonMark I haven’t written much about the Strategy before. Mostly just this: “Cyber Security St..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UB

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AlanaCalvert Is the Toowoomba Chronicle ok? pic.twitter.com/gbg26sCd0N

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@AuCyberStrategy @dobes @jpwarren @NewtonMark CORRECTED AGAIN: Finally, this even newer .zip file has ALL of the 20..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mk

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@moylecroft Shoosh. All market analysis should only be done over a 4-hour period.

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@helenperris @johnb78 Pffft! Just email them a few links to YouTube videos. :)

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HAHAHAHAHAHA THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@AuCyberStrategy @dobes CORRECTED: This newer .zip file has all of the 2020 Cyber Security Strategy submissions EXC..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jj

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Home Affairs seems to have fixed the website. Stand by for the fresh uploads.

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Otto_English I’m really really sorry to ask this Theodora, but did you fail Reception? twitter.com/TheaDickinson/…

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hondanhon Is this a threat twitter.com/IBM/status/119…

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@donaldtaylorii Hah! I’ve added it to my to-do list.

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Dammit lost sight of him as he zoomed off the train, while I waited to let others past.

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@jperlow Same, for the same reason. We did WW2 too, you know. :)

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Anyway he’s meeting his friend at 1230 so maybe I should tag along and tell his friend what he’s like.

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@jperlow Pretty much, in my experience, though of course many Americans are just louder overall.

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“Ladies and gentlemen, as we approach Central station I’d like to thank you all for keeping in the spirit of the qu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K1

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Trying to decide whether to make a scene or not.

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@Tim___F No, never said etc. But they’re consistently the worst.

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I think I might make up some flyers to hand to people like this, explaining what “quiet” means. On the flipside, so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yk

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Boomer phone rings at loudest setting possible. “Hello,” he answers loudly. “I’m not allowed to talk. I’m on the tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wo

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@johnb78 @jxeeno True. The Hydro Majestic is expensive, but it’s also about the train experience.

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@juhasaarinen @AuCyberStrategy @dobes Thanks. Though that’s not the only problem file. And why are we trusting you, a foreign national?

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@jxeeno @johnb78 At least I thought it was two locomotives, because there was a cab at the back end just before the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dR

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@jxeeno @johnb78 It’s the Hydro Express, apparently. Running today and tomorrow to the Hydro Majestic Hotel. hydromajestic.com.au/events/hydro-e…

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A few minutes ago we passed a six-car train of old passenger carriages hauled by a pair of old diesel locomotives…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2S

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@glomargadaffi I can always drink the hand sanitiser.

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BOM_NSW possible over large parts of this weekend and early next week as a high pressure system over th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nw

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@moylecroft @girlgerms How to win friends and influence people.

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I knew I should’ve packed a hip flask.

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@lewellyn @jpwarren The Department of Home Affairs rarely sparks joy. It’s like the US DHS except without the focus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J7

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@jpwarren It’s certainly safe from anyone being able to read the submissions.

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@jpwarren And in Chrome rather that Safari? More “joy”. pic.twitter.com/bLKaGIcl7p

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Caches and cookies cleared. Still broken. Ping @jpwarren.

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@AuCyberStrategy @dobes Same when using a different IP address via a VPN so I guess it’s not just me. Sigh.

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Sat plan, confirmed: Research (in progress, will continue all day); 1032 train to Sydney (now); errands; 1330 lunch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8m

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Didn’t this happen a couple of years ago? twitter.com/mumbletwits/st…

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srpeatling It being Saturday morning it seems an excellent time to repost Princess Margaret’s morning routine as recounted in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wf

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The more renderings of the Musk Truck that I see, the more I think the whole thing has to be some elaborate joke. pic.twitter.com/Uw6066qLZw

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@AuCyberStrategy WARNING: This .zip file of the submissions is not complete because the Home Affairs websites seems..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gs

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Sat plan, draft: Start a bunch of research* that will continue through the day; 1032 train to Sydney*; errands; 133..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b3

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jdmaccoby A+ correction pic.twitter.com/LveoknpEkG

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JessicaValenti We spontaneously reproduce once we’ve made twenty men cry twitter.com/praisegeorge/s…

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@TimWattsMP So, so cruel. My ideas aren’t THAT bad, are they?

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It’s true. It’s foggy outside here at Wentworth Falls. pic.twitter.com/HtF8lEcYJ0

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Obviously this was meant to be “The Veronicas” but my phone was “helping”. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@hereforthehops @derekbradley @glengyron @bennglazier Most people have to make do with “angry local resident” or “disgraced former MP”.

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So that’s me. How’s your morning?

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There’s a LOT more but it’s all fading now so that’s The End.

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Oh wait. Someone said they’d introduce me to some “Australian country music star… but he’s a bit boring” and I saidtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…68XH

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There was also a bit earlier in the dream where I was drinking gin on a commuter ferry in Hong Kong, but that didn’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xy

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The Musk Truck thing is real too, I’m pretty sure. My dreams are weird but generally not that stupid.

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Part of my brain wants to say that one of them was about The Veronica but I know that’s actually a thing. I’ve been..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xO

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Some of them were really good ideas too, but I can’t remember any of them.

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I grabbed the bag I’d been using for rubbish and poured the oil into that — only to find it was the wrong bag. Oil.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…90n

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Eventually I found some carry-bags with my clean clothes, but as I pulled some pants from one of the bags they snag..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ol

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It was a weird dream, so obviously* I had no pants, and I had to hold my slightly-too-small dressing gown closed wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DQ

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But the building was being renovated, and the stairwell was blocked by paint cans and ladders and things. I had to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ne

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I just woke up from a dream where I was making a TV documentary about rescued blockchain animals. Mistreated mascot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iY

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Saturday. Wipe the side of your mouth. Saturday.

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