Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 25th, 2019

I have questions, but I’m afraid to click through. twitter.com/CSIRO/status/1…

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johnb78 In case anyone was stuck for Christmas present ideas twitter.com/CSIRO/status/1…

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JohnRentoul Blair advocating tacitical voting for a hung parliament: “Both [major parties] as majority govts pose a risk” pic.twitter.com/H1H2rDGjCT

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Rhys_Needham Ah. Yes. He’s an interesting chap. As a quick search will reveal.

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BeijingPalmer so according to state media contacts, Beijing genuinely thought they were going to win big in the elections today,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mp

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@erstkate I haven’t been to Cape Tribulation but I’m pretty sure this is exactly what it’s like.

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@SnarkyPlatypus So cheap. This morning the point was made that one big Chinese tycoon gambles $800 million a year a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wp

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@SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ Not @alexjoske? He’s been very active the last few days.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 There was also, in the 1940s, a brief squabble.

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Toby_Halligan If you ever feel like an imposter just remember Rowan Dean is a self-described ‘satirist’ and his book costs $54…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mA

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No one has ever linked to a single thing on Reddit that hasn’t made me angry. It’s a place where the human spirit goes to die.

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Volceltaire The queen may be overplaying her hand a bit here by telegraphing that he won’t live to see it twitter.com/yashar/status/…

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stilgherrian @zdnetaustralia Don’t @ me.

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stilgherrian @zdnetaustralia No, really. He said that. Also, “‘I am really proud of the achievement of the NBN in very, very dif..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bv

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia’s NBN a hell of an achievement: Malcolm Turnbull” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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stilgherrian Related: Yesterday I tweeted a very long thread while reviewing the public submissions to Australia’s 2020 Cyber Se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qb

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Renewed calls for dedicated Australian cyber minister and cyber leadership” zdnet.com/article/renewe…

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glengyron The zenith of your Network was when it was just Simpsons reruns. twitter.com/channel10au/st…

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ziadramley Couldn’t make it up twitter.com/tariqpanja/sta…

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@TomSear This question is a mystery to me.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The Quarterly Essay would have been written a couple of months back, fwiw. Hartcher was on The 7am Podcast today.

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This had better not be another tease. pic.twitter.com/erZAr0XfXM

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@petstarr I’m glad you appreciate all their hard work.

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thelemonofpink “You opted out! But we want to use your data this way, so we’re going to. Because we want to. Byeeeee.” pic.twitter.com/5NT3aM6enV

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Beautiful. Australian monopoly customer service at its best. twitter.com/petstarr/statu…

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The planet is getting dumber by the hour. Elon scores a cool $20 million by showing people a shoddy sheet-metal fan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3k

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@SuperCroup Why don’t you like the skateboarding rhinos?

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One of the greatest days in Australian politics, @dobes @jeamland. twitter.com/tacticalmaid/s…

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How many trams is this again, Melbourne? twitter.com/NaturelsLit/st…

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BOM_NSW UPDATE: in the Sydney, Wollongong and Maitland area have temporarily eased. However, the redev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9H

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And yet everyone responsible will continue in their jobs without penalty. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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snurb_dot_info Today in ‘So Completely Predictable That It Barely Qualifies as News’: twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@NewtonMark @zdnetaustralia @NBN_Australia “Whatever you do, don’t mention the reliability, especially on the HFC network,” I said.:)

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Listening to the latest “Russia, If You’re Listening” from @MatthewBevan and team, “The spies who suck at spying”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uk

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tfswebb you’re that lost in translation guy doing ads for suntory time. but it’s the brisbane writers festival, and you’re wearing a sombrero

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tfswebb this sharon / KKW thing confirms my suspicion that US celebrities fundamentally conceive of australia as a kind of english-speaking japan

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stilgherrian Well here’s a sentence you don’t hear every day. pic.twitter.com/z97c9agYU6

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erikaheidewald Self care isn’t all about drinking tea and doing face masks. Sometimes it involves defeating your enemies in the field of battle

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@jpwarren @etymon So, it’s like being a parent?

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jpwarren I note that the PCEHR, which is what MyHealthRecord was previously called, started as part of the 2010/11 budget. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8T

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Andrew_Zammit Two new, detailed reports on prejudice and hate crime in Australia.
2019 Anti-Semitism report:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cP

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@dawnstarau @zdnetaustralia I believe that is the usual experience, yes.

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Ah, an oldie but a goodie. Still, it’s not “the Queen” but the small child named Elizabeth that she once was. twitter.com/liamstack/stat…

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@manindotblack @zdnetaustralia You might well think that. I couldn’t possibly, etc.

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@zdnetaustralia Mon plan, remainder: I’ve finished all my work just as it hits 5pm. Time for a relaxing evening.

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@jsleeio As I read it, both organisation need to adapt a little more quickly.

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@zdnetaustralia No, really. He said that. Also, “‘I am really proud of the achievement of the NBN in very, very dif..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bv

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia’s NBN a hell of an achievement: Malcolm Turnbull” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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CptHollingworth There it is… A Category V Bad Take.
twitter.com/Peter_Fox59/st…

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MikeIsaac would love to know which galaxy brain exec thought that murdering the free, unlimited user-generated marketing camp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1E

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“Third party minimum cyber compliance for My Health Record skipped: Audit Office” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/third-…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eY

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Cancelling @PointlessAU was a crime against humanity.

(Not really that controversial an opinion though.) twitter.com/Channel10AU/st…

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reddishraven @patstokes Me: *through sobs* you can’t just say everything did 9/11…. Please….

Pat: *points at seagull flying past* Seagull did 9/11

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patstokes Food did 9/11 twitter.com/jonbecker_/sta…

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patstokes Comic books did 9/11 twitter.com/kcwiddoes/stat…

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patstokes Music did 9/11 twitter.com/jaydestro/stat…

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patstokes Electoral reform did 9/11 twitter.com/redrabbleroz/s…

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patstokes Justinian I did 9/11 twitter.com/freddiecampion…

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patstokes Also philosophy did 9/11.

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patstokes Books did 9/11 twitter.com/drunk_austen/s…

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patstokes Dune did 9/11 twitter.com/mattyglesias/s…

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MitchMottTiser Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young has been awarded $120,000 in damages after the Federal Court found former Senator..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ev

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Second story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains rather a lot of Malcolm Turnbull.

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OK, back to the writing. You all play nice.

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NavalInstitute - When changing homeports, aircraft carriers may be used as giant car ferries to transport the vehic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MF

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@jonoabroad I don’t have time to explain now apart from saying “market manipulation”. That’s just one factor though.

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patstokes Science did 9/11 twitter.com/sciencewithtyu…

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Cute. This Royal Australian Navy helicopter is using the callsign TAIPAN 47. pic.twitter.com/UBa3soVBlg

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@NewtonMark Is lycra strong enough to stop the weapon falling out?

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jpwarren Humans: Ruining Everything Since Forever. twitter.com/BeijingPalmer/…

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@ASPI_org Somehow I’ve managed to be not aware of that. I am a goose. Thank you.

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, with Peter Hartcher on Xi Jinping’s. pca.st/805h2io0

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@dobes I AM UP FOR THIS BREEDING PROGRAM.

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TheEconomist Chinese espionage is routinely identified by Western security agencies as one of the most serious foreign-intellige..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uk

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@ASPI_org “The tracker is a comprehensive resource on the defence and security links of over 160 Chinese universiti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2U

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In Canberra tomorrow evening? “Launch: China Defence Universities Tracker” at @ASPI_org aspi.org.au/event/launch-c… But..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tp

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@JustJimWillDo @zdnetaustralia @dobes I think he has my rate card for “extras”.

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Related: Yesterday I tweeted a very long thread while reviewing the public submissions to Australia’s 2020 Cyber Se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qb

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Renewed calls for dedicated Australian cyber minister and cyber leadership” zdnet.com/article/renewe…

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HoansSolo US Secretary of the Navy resigns: “I no longer share the same understanding with the Commander in Chief who appoint..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2A

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I’m hesitant about retweeting this because I don’t know the background, but it IS interesting and maybe explanation..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LR

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@zdnetaustralia FFS now @dobes wants all my sentences to have grammar and shit. This is outrageous.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Not all spies are competent. History has shown us this.

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Airminded The Van Tassels were a group of American balloonists who toured Qld in 1890, who scandalised polite society with th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d2

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First story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains an element of confusion. Cyber confusion.

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Mon plan, confirmed: Noodles (eaten); write for @zdnetaustralia x 2; minor administrivia; catch up on Australia’s d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k5

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TheOnion Sweating, Grunting Mike Pence Straining To Rapture Himself Before Impeachment Inquiry Goes Any Further..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E0

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@johnb78 Good question. I don’t know the answer. Wikipedia says “647,500 employees” in 2018 but I haven’t checked the sourcing.

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Unless “deeply and passionately” refers to how hard they’re all being fucked over.

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A shame this “care deeply and passionately” malarkey doesn’t extent to paying workers a living wage for standard ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z2

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chezpim In Thai, when we eat something that’s not to our taste,
we don’t really say
“I don’t like this”
or
“this is bad”…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dD

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burgotastic AFR readers, welcome to the last two decades of scientific and political discourse twitter.com/latingle/statu…

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estarianne This is a white supremacist view of why the education gap continues to exist. twitter.com/RzstProgrammin…

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CcibChris I am still amazed that only 11 years separated their first flights. pic.twitter.com/coaIbjxX9u

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I’m sure that Michael McCormack will say something even more sensible about China.

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PSyvret This is why we need pill testing. twitter.com/Barnaby_Joyce/…

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JewishWorker Imagine thinking it’s virtuous to have this little respect for other people’s lives twitter.com/jerrydoubles/s…

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Kangaroo, beans, noodles, etc. Which is to say, breakfast. pic.twitter.com/HoRW0QDrBI

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@franksting @jpwarren @TheEconomist @ianbetteridge While this may well be true, one small part of my brain just sho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ic

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TheRealBuzz Looks like a fun job for someone else. twitter.com/abc/status/119…

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ICYMI, yesterday I tweeted a very long thread while reviewing the public submissions to Australia’s 2020 Cyber Secu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lR

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samanthaculp “Tiktok is strictly prohibited inside the mosque”

Extremely 2019 signage spotted outside Delhi’s 17th-century Jama..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BK

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Loving @theharryshearer’s description of Sarah Ferguson as “the former wife of Prince Andrew, who’s in the news for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eI

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kg___sc Folks, I present to you… Taiwanese Foucauldian streetwear pic.twitter.com/a6x6FnYeIg

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@jpwarren @TheEconomist @franksting We did see the return of (sort of) pointy shoes, but we’ve a long way to go.

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@kcarruthers Careful what you wish for. I can still remember the pact I’ve made with @myrcurial.

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@NewtonMark @GordyPls You can always loop it, for creativity.

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dgorganize Subcontracted Google workers, who are disproportionately POC, sent statements to be read anonymously by a full time..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lo

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SpaceAusDotCom We’re excited to announce the first of our projects - and want you to join!

Join our community p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Um

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@TheEconomist For some reason this feels like @franksting content.

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“War on Waste inspires Australia’s first ‘circular economy’ coffee cup” would be 1000x better without the wank term..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BJ

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NSWRFS At 7am, 66 fires are burning across NSW with 27 still to be contained. Further storm cells passed through the Blue..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tr

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@NewtonMark @GordyPls Or on TikTok. I think that’s where it all happens now.

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@TVqQAAMAAAAEAAA Yeah, they’re still cruising along. It’s a funny old world.

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GordyPls Maybe that’s none of your fucking business Ikea pic.twitter.com/WlZTbWqzvd

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, along with a magpie. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, draft: Noodles; write for @zdnetaustralia x 2 (I’ve done most of the research already so I’m hoping it’ll..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zg

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TimWattsMP A small step on the path to better understanding China in this new, more complex phase of the Australian-China rela..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Na

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klillington The two billionaire founders of Google, who are the 6th and 9th richest people in the US, gave ZERO DOLLARS to char..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xb

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It’ll be a cloudy spring day in the Blue Mountains, and the rest of the @CARROT_app forecast is also correct. pic.twitter.com/cSM027XVda

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mattblaze “If you read my note to the teller, you can plainly see that there was absolutely no linkage between my simple stat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wq

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OwlPunker @ftproperty just place your head into this contraption, and the solution will come to you instantly: pic.twitter.com/6n4Tj2uRu2

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ftproperty ‘I own a flat that I rent out to a lovely couple, but I want to get them out so I can rent it on Airbnb as a holida..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uY

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Monday. Try using a safety pin. Then a salmon. Monday.

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