Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 27th, 2019

@JustJimWillDo Mind you at £7 million an episode or whatever it bloody ought to be good.

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@JustJimWillDo Also, bonus points for the double dagger.

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@JustJimWillDo It’s very well crafted. It’s very much “based on a true story” and as long as you bear in mind it’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iy

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@JustJimWillDo I’m actually knocking off the last episode and a bit of “The Crown”.

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@JustJimWillDo But I don’t watch TV live very much. :)

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@JustJimWillDo Thank you. Though it’s not THAT early.

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@SimonXCIV I seem to recall that @JohnBirmingham whole a whole book about it, though I haven’t read that one.

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What is happening here is a moment of true magic in Australian television, @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @jeamland. Also,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4c

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“Angus Taylor Squats And Coughs Out A Couple Water Licences During NSW Police Strip Search” betootaadvocate.com/entertainment/…

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@oberonsghost As well all do. But the claims about his railways are over-egged.

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@kayorchison Why not? It’s art. Or should I say, Art.

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@DavidRDHeath Only if you want an enormous schnitzel.

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That’s enough.

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stilgherrian With only minor modifications this could be a hot koala face-fucking Scott Morrison and you know I would… no, nevertwitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zwpn

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stilgherrian That’s where Trump has led us: complimenting mid-century fascist dictators.

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stilgherrian Trump really is a low-rent Mussolini. At least Mussolini had some dress sense.

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stilgherrian Plovers are arsehole birds. twitter.com/TheNTNews/stat…

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I think I’ll retweet some shit from earlier and then go to bed.

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@_midofo_ It seems better than an elephant stamp.

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Years ago I started a photo series, “Buttcracks of the Inner West”. Maybe I should resurrect that.

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Earlier, at the table in front of me, the buttcrack. pic.twitter.com/KsOpws2Ig2

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Over the other side of the bar a bloke is jovially explaining to his table of friends how drunk he was when “we all..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jo

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I’m enjoying the sound of the trams running up and down Devonshire Street.

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@carolduncan This is the review scale we truly need.

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“How likely are you to recommend our company go fuck itself?”

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I’m SO hoping Elon Musk chooses to represent himself.

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This first sentence is true in every context. twitter.com/shawnacscott/s…

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snurbbotinfo A new shitstorm, or just stunningly stupid ?

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This is the Aorounga impact crater in Chad in a natural color image of 22 Nov 2019.
Aorou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jn

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@ashabeeeee @darrenpauli I’m told it’s about undercooked turkey, which you can’t eat, and drunken arguments. So mor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i8

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“Albanese says PM’s phone call with NSW Police Commissioner amid forgery probe ‘unprecedented’,” but is it? Sure, t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1F

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Fetch my Schadenfreude Gin, Muriel! “Elon Musk to testify in ‘pedo guy’ defamation trial brought by Thai cave rescu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6f

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Very relatable, @abcnews. “The Tokyo restaurant so exclusive Michelin refuse to rate it.” Still, It’s an AFP story..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xn

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Harvey Norman is still a thing? For whom? twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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OH, Bloke 1 at pub: “… but it takes about half an hour to drive from there.”

Bloke 2: “Ouch! What about if you gettwitter.com/i/web/status/1…hXw9

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jetscott My greatest fear is I’ll take off my VR headset and realize I’ve become a cow twitter.com/bonniegrrl/sta…

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pollycurtis How does the climate emergency feature in the party manifestos? This is brilliant. pic.twitter.com/Z0tWlvQBn2

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@R_Chirgwin @riskybusiness @briankrebs Ah! It’s one of them that I saw the kookaburra take out. I imagine there’s q..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2e

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Actually I think I have been here since.

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@jplonie @R_Chirgwin @riskybusiness @briankrebs I’ve only ever seen three snakes. A diamondback python warming itse..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SN

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Having a quiet ale at the Royal Exhibition Hotel on Chalmers and Devonshire Streets by Central station. Last time I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0g

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@R_Chirgwin @riskybusiness @briankrebs No it was more that I though you might have meant eight feet. 20cm is a very small snake.

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@jplonie @R_Chirgwin @riskybusiness @briankrebs Even little snakes creep me out. Or to be more accurate, trigger anxiety attacks.

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@riskybusiness @briankrebs It’s beautiful. I don’t want to meet it, because I don’t do snakes, but I appreciate it.

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riskybusiness New anti-skimming technology being trialled in Lismore, Australia. Cc @briankrebs pic.twitter.com/TlyOlr2HZm

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Passing through Circular Quay station. The brown smoke and dust layer is clear. pic.twitter.com/HSEA76OPBE

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Final question: Are democracies more robust than we fear? Bland: Yes. Everyone needs to calm down. Authoritarian re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cG

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Privacy is essential to democracy, says Mansted. I will definitely write up that thought somewhere. In brief, a pri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zf

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@oberonsghost @joannejacobs @kcarruthers Indeed. I’ll be running a bit late here anyway.

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formalbeer The Black Emu dislikers have logged on and they are calmly, in a spirit of scholarly inquiry, setting themselves up..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gZ

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@oberonsghost @joannejacobs I finish at Lowy in Bligh St in 20 mins. May pop down, ‘cos I’m staying at the Royal Exhibition.

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Mansted mentioned the “data is the new oil” line and she saw me roll me eyes. :)

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Mansted says it’s not just about those things, though, but everything from Hollywood softening stories to please Ch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bL

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“They’re spreading disinformation and hate speech!” is an easy card to play when your campaign isn’t going well, says Bland.

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Bland says some studies of the US election say the disinformation didn’t change anyone’s votes, though other studies do.

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Mansted is talking about France, and about how it’s not just about the disinformation, like in their campaign, but how people respond to it.

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@ghost_shit There’ll be a recording up tomorrow. :)

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@joannejacobs Well they’re going to the North Shore. That’s fucked up by definition.

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With power comes responsibility, but do we want to give Facebook etc more power to control what is communicated?

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You’ve got to look at the SOURCE of hatred in society. The platforms spread that, but they don’t create it.

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Bland re Sasha Baron Cohen: If Facebook is making bad decisions about content, why would we want them to make ever..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yi

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Munro says we need to remember that these companies are commercial for-profit operations. We sometimes forget that.

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Facebook and Twitter are optimised for the spread of outrageous content, Mansted says.

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If you talk to military types, she says, they’ll say we’re in a battle in the information space.

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Mansted says (my summary) that tactical responses things like blocking terrorist content or fake news or the like m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MM

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Bland talks very fast, but he’s outlining Facebook’s flip. Yes, we were all about freedom, but now we’re becoming a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2I

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@purserj @jonoabroad @KetanJ0 Using the same cloth they used for the curtains?

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Bland is using that BBC definition of “shitposting” so I think he needs to be stopped.

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Ben Bland says the HK events recently show both sides. The “free” internet in HK is being used for open mapping and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2X

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If the internet was about spreading freedom and democracy then its report card would be “failed” to meet expectations”. (My paraphrase.)

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Katherine Mansted (pictured left) is sketching out the recent history of social media, from the techno-utopian “inf..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rO

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@CttlD @LowyInstitute This is something I’ve felt, that it’s all just a tool and we flip from focusing on the good..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dc

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@joshgnosis You take that back. We bought friends a really good rice cooker from Aldi.

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joshgnosis Cliev pic.twitter.com/Iw2bqqsuel

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@elronxenu Yes, that will definitely help.

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Come for the lulzy uptime bug, stay for 32768 hours being equal to 3 years, 27 days, and 8 hours numberwang.

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@erstkate Meh. They were on welfare. God hated them and they’re going to Hell anyway. I think I’ve got that right.

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textfiles ATTENTION USERS OF TWITTER. Did someone who know or know of make the huge mistake of dying before clicking through..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tu

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ewenmcneill I’m now idly wondering what this will mean for third party sites using “Sign in with Twitter” for auth when faced w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2v

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In a few minutes I’ll be going to this @LowyInstitute event, “The disinformation age: Can democracy survive social..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5j

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@purserj @KetanJ0 “At the going down of the curtains, and in the morning… we will… um… remember to put our clocks forward?”

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“Making sense of Australia’s ‘bewildering’ cyber landscape” by @rohan_p computerworld.com/article/348210…

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@hiroyasugita I believe you have answered your own question. They are small people.

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@purserj @KetanJ0 They seem to have left out tooth decay and erectile dysfunction.

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NSWRFS At 5.30pm there are 151 bush and grass fires burning in NSW, 79 of these are uncontained. Over the past 24 hours, a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0N

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I believe this tweet will become relevant as people read the news about the Labor Party this evening. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@developerjack I see. Well, I’m at a thing at the Lowy Institute in 20 minutes though, so not tonight alas.

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rgcooke Imagine breaking that Westpac story, knowing, with absolute certainty, that your colleagues are going to turn aroun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kL

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@Soc1a1Butterf1y @jason_a_w Ah. It can. I just put it into the Internet Archive’s queue just in case. No need for t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gD

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@rockyr1000 I see what you did there. I don’t know, though I only remember hearing “mongrel” used to describe dogs and humans.

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The mauve bin is for all recyclable products named Geraldine or Beatrice.

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I assume that the Telstra 4G around Central being shit today is because they turned on the 5G. Sorry, I meant to say, more shit than usual.

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I should head up to Wynyard.

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@Davelennonabc This was the implication. She “didn’t ride hard enough”. Where I come from, that’s a totally different mental image.

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He is now complaining that it was “female jockey of course she didn’t have any fuckin’ idea”.

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OH, man shouting at a horse on TV: “Go on! Go on! Go on! GO ON! GO ON! OH YOU FUCKIN’ MONGREL!”

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Run this one through Parliament House, eh? twitter.com/tslumley/statu…

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@NuclearAnthro To be fair, if I had a few nukes I would be totally rational with them.

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samanthamaiden Bloke lives next door and takes in your bins and you call him a “good neighbour” on 2GB but no personal relationshi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NP

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joshscampbell Legal Twitter: I’m dressed in a black suit outside a restaurant waiting for a friend and a curmudgeonly gentleman p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nn

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irisherself No shit Sherlock 😐😬

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have added millions of miles travelled – and therefore aitwitter.com/i/web/status/1…2rgu

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“Canberra concedes parts of robo-debt are unlawful” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/canber…

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@dobes @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus I’ve never been to Darwin. I should go some time.

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In brief, none of this was lawful, so give them their money back, with interest, and pay their costs. twitter.com/DarrenODonovan…

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DarrenODonovan The beautiful clarity of a federal court order cuts through a sea of political rhetoric: comcourts.gov.au/file/Federal/P…

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@glengyron @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus My understanding is that some of the laksa in Darwin is very good indeed.

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Yeah, but the cricket is coming up, right @ScottMorrisonMP? twitter.com/10NewsFirst/st…

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This is same argument used to say Australia shouldn’t bother making an effort too. Just sayin’. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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@jonnosan There was not. Were there even pets to begin with? Bodies were not found.

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rharris334 I have removed my roast pig tweet at the request of the Usher of the Black Rod pic.twitter.com/2R7Pbo1WwY

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@Davelennonabc Don’t be a cunt, there’s a good chap.

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I have used this form to request archiving of @deptofaustralia should no one have access to keep it live. twitter.com/KimZetter/stat…

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@burgotastic @firstdogonmoon Oddly outside the brief of The Australian, I’d have thought.

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NSW Transport People: Anyone got an update to the rumour that the new light rail line will open on Saturday 7 December?

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“The Federal Government has lost a significant legal challenge to its automated debt recovery system, known as robo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ah

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@joshgnosis Big call, Josh. There’s a lot of stupid scandals today.

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@jeamland That’s a point. I tweeted a version of the story earlier, but hadn’t considered the identity politics.

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@CptHollingworth @allisonr @sasha_a I have it on good authority that that’s not the case.

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So the Victorian government Victorian government blanked out 283 of 284 pages released under FOI, but the whole doc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tm

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I still think “bringing in the bins” is some weird euphemism.

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KimZetter In response to @Twitter announcing plans to delete inactive accounts and make the handles available for others to u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jI

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@manindotblack I wasn’t paying attention to their conversation while filming, but they were talking about cruise sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4w

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@moylecroft @HartWexford @crikey_news Yeah, the whole STRIKE FORCE thing is offensive, in my view. TASK FORCE was k..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bd

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Goddammit I can’t have a salad here before the kitchen doesn’t re-open until 1700. So it’s just a glass of SSB for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xV

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iiTalW TFW half of Australia is literally on fire twitter.com/mpbowers/statu…

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@MichaelJWebste1 It certainly did yesterday morning. Wait, no, that wasn’t sunshine.

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CptHollingworth Oh heck he’s trying to be human again. twitter.com/mpbowers/statu…

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So @joshgnosis has this information yesterday but I was too busy having a nap to see it. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@joshgnosis @dobes @jpwarren @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus Goddammit, I didn’t see this yesterday, Josh. Sorry.

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Sod copyright. Sorry, @crikey_news, this story deserves to be known as widely as possible. crikey.com.au/2019/11/27/ang… pic.twitter.com/saUqImLUpX

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marquelawyers The NSW Police Commissioner, practising his special skill of not making things better each time he opens his mouth. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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@dobes @jeamland @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus I have a Dept of Australia patch for which I still need to get a jacket.

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Wed plan, remainder: Salad and a quiet glass of wine, Surry Hills; 1745 for 1800 @LowyInstitute “The disinformation..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L1

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@StephanieCarvin Indeed. :) I’m going to be slack for the rest of the afternoon, at least until my 6pm event.

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davispg Morrison channeling the Turnbull “and the high court will so hold” vibe twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…

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I can confirm this is the actual headline. twitter.com/thetowncrier/s…

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Well this is a step beyond Sydney’s famous Poo Jogger, eh @Rob_Stott. twitter.com/NEWSTALK1010/s…

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@StephanieCarvin Well I wouldn’t point fingers in this case, no.

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patbcaruana Weirdly enough, Chris Kenny was Malcolm Turnbull’s chief of staff during the Utegate scandal, when the Liberals pas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x4

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I probably should’ve done more on the train than gaze out the window.

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dog_rates This is Toffi. She tried her best and that’s all we can ask for. 12/10 and the couch is cancelled pic.twitter.com/dRfHhclbZL

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campuscodi HPE SSDs running old firmware contain a bug that bricks the SSD after 32,768 hours of operation (3y, 270d, 8h)

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nortouQ I do not understand British cuisine. pic.twitter.com/TzCfEmoKrU

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@dobes Gotta get that arpu up somehow.

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At Blacktown, where my is running a minute early. We’re waiting for the clock.

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“Telstra seeing one in four Android handsets sold being 5G capable” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/telstr…

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Anyway the sun shines OUT of my arsehole.

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@Snow_Crash @ZDNet I’m not sure if I can be bothered fact-checking that claim of his. I suppose I should but hey it’s his reality.

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@Snow_Crash @ZDNet That’s a point. Thanks for the reminder.

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pixelatedboat “Oh you’re still sunning your butthole? How 2019,” I said, sipping from a big frothy mug of my own piss

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_SJPeace_ Tourist in Venice, Italy 😂🤣

I’m going to hell for laughing 😭 pic.twitter.com/o6iWPa0zzu

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@TimWattsMP @peter_tonoli @SnarkyPlatypus As I said earlier, after the news of the last few days I’m sure Mr Abbott..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U6

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@TimWattsMP @peter_tonoli Oh dear, I’d forgotten this! Maybe he’s learned something in the intervening five years o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o2

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By “a cross” I mean “across”. Thank you, autocarrot.

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@DrRhysPockett @AtomicShrub I can’t see @AtomicShrub’s tweets but I can see that last recipe and it does look quite acceptable.

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@grotwort Exactly. People surely know he’ll dump you as soon as there’s a problem, despite his demands for loyalty. Weird.

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This looks interesting. “Avoiding war: How states negotiate” at @LowyInstitute lunchtime on 17 Dec…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ui

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Australia’s NBN a hell of an achievement: Malcolm Turnbull” zdnet.com/article/austra…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gK

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mdhaichin @smsaideman All these conspiracy theories about Jews running the world always strike me as both insulting and vague..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XC

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With only minor modifications this could be a hot koala face-fucking Scott Morrison and you know I would… no, nevertwitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zwpn

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That’s where Trump has led us: complimenting mid-century fascist dictators.

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Trump really is a low-rent Mussolini. At least Mussolini had some dress sense.

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svdate Claims that the doctors at Walter Reed told him take his shirt off, and then said:

“We’ve never seen a chest quite like that.”

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svdate Trump is now offering the same difficult-to-believe explanation of his unplanned visit to Walter Reed hospital a a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mZ

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@moylecroft @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus I am willing, on this one occasion, to concede that you may be correct. But o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KL

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Taxi driver: “What’s happening in Sydney?”

Me: “I’m going to a speech by Tony Abbott on China.”

Taxi driver: “Wha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5Z

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onlmaps Musical preferences mirror America’s demographic and political… dlvr.it/RK9pkc pic.twitter.com/DvkKJRRjhv

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@moylecroft @SnarkyPlatypus Public companies have an obligation to maximise returns to shareholders, full stop. In..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9m

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@orlyjamie @dobes I’m still trying to decide whether I have enough of a dafuq to bring it up to 500–600 words of rational argument.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’e been thinking about recording them and making a podcast or a book or something.

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awelder Insider sees this as a test of strength Morrison vs Albanese, rather than a test of propriety by ministers towards..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oe

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JChengWSJ Rest assured, Volkswagen drivers. The German automaker says its employees in Xinjiang absolutely don’t receive any..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pZ

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Wed plan, confirmed: Slow start (done); 1224 train to Sydney; write for @zdnetaustralia, probably, a bit; 1800..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cN

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d_hardaker The way @AngusTaylorMP behaves ..is this how he was at school and university? DM me please if you know and/or RT..

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“A former CIA agent wants tighter controls around how tech giants use personal data” by @achanthadavong zdnet.com/article/a-form…

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Trump’s going to run out of buses to throw people under. twitter.com/TheBeatWithAri…

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@orlyjamie @dobes I’m OK with the individuals not being “technical” because it’s about policy and industry developm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QF

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@orlyjamie @dobes The two standouts for me were only big end of town firms, and only one company that’s solidly in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6P

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Hah! Front page of the Westpac website right now. pic.twitter.com/luFzG6sklE

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@dobes @gths @jeamland I get the feeling I didn’t miss much.

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@sebe Of course. I always liked the fishnet shirts worn by the “Skydiver” crew.

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dobes Privacy veganism, I like these words twitter.com/Dymaxion/statu…

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@gths And we never saw what the more, erm, robust ladies and gentlemen would like like in these fashions.

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Remember when we were all going to be dressing like this? twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/…

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@DrRhysPockett Actually yes, that sounds wonderful. Also, brandy or sherry.

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I choose the Stimulant Cherry Pie. twitter.com/JanelleCShane/…

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“Telstra calls for Australia to undergo national cyber stocktake” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/telstr…

This new cybe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OC

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“Soviet spy who foiled Nazi plot to kill allied leaders dies aged 93” theguardian.com/world/2019/nov…

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Eating tomato fried rice, which I just made.

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jonoabroad If this is the last tweet, i guess we know who twitter.com/BarrysChins/st…

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Just quietly, @SquigglyRick is doing excellent work for @SatPaper. But don’t tell him that because, you know, we don’t want ego problems.

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@riskybusiness @bastardsheep @7ampodcast @SquigglyRick All my followers are problems, each in their own way.

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@7ampodcast @SquigglyRick And in a magnificent self-troll, because my mute filters include “assange”, I have to go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J4

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@7ampodcast @SquigglyRick I’m actually agreeing with people like Barnaby Joyce and George Christensen. It doesn’t m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ke

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast with @SquigglyRick, “The politicians fighting to bring Assange home”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gX

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@trentyarwood @jpwarren @bengrubb @GregHuntMP This is why you aren’t health minister, Trent.

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I reckon I can get a better collection of pixels out of those bytes, but I’ll deal with that later.

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AlecMacGillis Whoa: new report finds that Indiana officials “quietly absolved Amazon of responsibility” for a warehouse worker’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kr

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@jpwarren @acmadotgov This sounds like a job for Angus Taylor.

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@dobes @LowyInstitute @SnarkyPlatypus Maybe set him up with an election worm display thing, rating how sensible or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oJ

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Heh. The trouble my supporters get into, eh? If you too would like to get into trouble with your partner via dodgy-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w6

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Patrickavenell has turkey pardoned trump yet?

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ICYMI last night, a brief thread on the launch of @ASPI_org’s “The China Defence Universities Tracker: Exploring th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hR

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@dobes @LowyInstitute @SnarkyPlatypus It’ll be the most outrageous piece of self-trolling we’ve ever done.

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So tomorrow lunchtime I’m going to “An address on China by Tony Abbott” at @LowyInstitute. myaccount.lowyinstitute.org/events/2019-no…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mw

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@SteveMolk Hahaha whose daft idea was that?

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fesshole I saw Ian McKellen on the DLR near Limehouse. At Bank station I told him we’d seen him the week before in No Man’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ju

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@RHT_ebooks @SnarkyPlatypus Well that’s the third kind. The ideologically motivated folks.

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@manindotblack Nowhere near so elegant. (Sideways launches must be nail-biting times for the shipwrights.)

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@RHT_ebooks @SnarkyPlatypus Indeed. Because old rugby mate has a gambling or drug problem he needs to fund, or a mi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9l

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@SnarkyPlatypus Indeed, a Chinese (in this example) would be better off recruiting non-Chinese agents* to reduce su..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cE

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trentyarwood Government spin: new PBS listing will save patients $8.5k per year

Reality: patients and HIV clinicians now have a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IU

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“The Australian Communications and Media Authority (ACMA) has today released its Combating Scams report which recom..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FM

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I have now managed to get out of bed.

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msmarto Not one, but TWO full rainbows over Parliament House rn. Nice. pic.twitter.com/WfTp8KImuj

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jbouie a fun thing about the trump era is how i have read a million pieces about how liberals shouldn’t condescend to trum..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OL

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Wed plan, draft: Slow start; write for @zdnetaustralia, probably, a bit; 1324 train to Sydney; errands; 1800..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cj

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Is “collection his bins” some weird euphemism? twitter.com/mormorlady/sta…

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Hey @SnarkyPlatypus have you seen this? Do you even know Tommy Tycho? twitter.com/kels_316/statu…

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VetsAboutFace 17 years ago. pic.twitter.com/f0rnA6iN5F

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noUpside 32 kids dead in Samoa from a measles outbreak, most under 4. abc.net.au/news/2019-11-2… Grifter antivax “influencers”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6V

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For @ki_sekiya @blahblahellis and anyone else who’s curious, that’s @CARROT_app Weather. And the chart is from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pu

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@kels_316 I mean Tommy Tycho AND Geoff Harvey? That piano must be priceless.

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@kels_316 Nevertheless this is pretty special.

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Lovely weather for the Blue Mountains, and lovely advice. Except for the current temperature. pic.twitter.com/CGugScqcmE

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Wednesday. Are there worms? There may be worms. Check to see whether there are worms. Also for millipedes. Wednesday.

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