Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 28th, 2019

Willetton This tweet is such a great example of how companies like Tesla actively shape and limit our ability to imagine the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ob

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@franksting No, I’ve been limiting my intake of UK political news on medical advice.

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@franksting Political journalists are such drama queens.

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fesshole A 60s pop star invested all his royalties from a 90s version of his band’s biggest hit into crop circle research. M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YV

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For some reason I really like this. All hail Eris! twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

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theprojecttv After a landmark federal court ruling on the government’s robodebt program, a growing number of Aussies are asking..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gc

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phlaimeaux It’s one of the most overlooked episodes in the Bible, where Jesus takes the Apostles to a metal club and they get..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uU

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snurb_dot_info Solid overview of ScoMo’s week from Michelle Grattan – but assuming someone in Taylor’s office somehow accessed a dtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…WWGU

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oz_f There’s around 250 journalists on this list and literally all of them are white except for *one*.

Shouts to my boy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rx

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phlaimeaux I think we are forgetting the real meaning of black friday

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MittenDAmour Gammon: YOU CAN’T EVEN MAKE JOKES ANYMORE NOW ALL THE WORDS ARE BANNED
Gen Z: pic.twitter.com/14tz2pSzAr

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snurbbotinfo Anyway, I’m off early to try to buy Twitter.

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I suggest people look at all the photos in this story, because I did and my needs were certainly fulfilled. twitter.com/HartWexford/st…

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@walkleys Definitely well deserved, this one. Bravo, @AlJazeera_World or whichever account I should be tweeting to. pic.twitter.com/B5XOoLRLDs

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Sarah_Kendall This is great…. twitter.com/angrypiln/stat…

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@jxeeno @SnarkyPlatypus At the speed of Daily Mirror readers.

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If you want a straightforward list of the Walkleys winners without all the bloated wobbling seasickening bullshit o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1F

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@bigbadave That’s a very good point, and noted.

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RichardTuffin You know what to do.

Kudos my photographic hero, @ellinghausen pic.twitter.com/LIv6qFoPSh

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@JohnBirmingham @nickzoic Great. Now I’m trying to score a dodgy root for @JohnBirmingham.

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@jonoabroad @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus It wasn’t, actually. The number of problems were within the range of what y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uw

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@jonoabroad @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus Let’s wait until they’re built and see then, eh?

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What I also like is the idea that “paying the mortgage” is some sort of ideal. Hilarious. twitter.com/mchooyah/statu…

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wolfcat Oh look… stats to prove my point… pic.twitter.com/3TeoDQSEoU

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Picketer Ah yes. The NSW Police. Renowned pro-union organisation. Nest of cultural Marxists. twitter.com/sspencer_63/st…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark Sounds like I need to give you my five-minute lecture on submarine warfare. ;)

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Isn’t this the entire point? Fuckin’ boomers. [Rolls eyes] twitter.com/mchooyah/statu…

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@HartWexford @JohnBirmingham See, you’re clearly the expert in these matters. Thank you.

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@leninology @awelder I’d love to be able to put in the same amount of time as our rose-coloured journalists past di..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I0

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@leninology @awelder So here’s the thing. Forty years ago a freelance magazine feature writer might get $1/word. In..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…js

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@JohnBirmingham Well, do we? (Also, I have just done some extensive research* and am shocked to discover that she l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pZ

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Tony Abbott on China! Earlier today I live-tweeted from the @LowyInstitute event, and here’s that thread on a page…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hn

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@dobes @rohan_p @trentcsc @jedws @jroper @jonoabroad @davidgerard @FeatherandBone1 Correct, and I will reference this in my next podcast.

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@dobes @trentcsc @jedws @jroper @jonoabroad @rohan_p @davidgerard @FeatherandBone1 I’ll pitch it to TEN. A new game show, “Fish in the Box”.

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@gcluley @maxandivan @Herring1967 It’s the possum you’ve got to watch out for.

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@swearyanthony @AmyRemeikis @GuardianAus Definitely. Rolling coverage is exhausting. It’s why people my age don’t do it. :)

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Press mute press forever move on.

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@altimetr @dobes @johnb78 @jxeeno @kypros1992 Actually let me rephrase that as a declarative statement. You don’t k..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jj

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@altimetr @dobes @johnb78 @jxeeno @kypros1992 You don’t actually know what you’re talking about, do you.

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@maxandivan @Herring1967 I don’t why I even talk about this podcast any more because @Herring1967 has blocked me for some reason.

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@davispg @dobes Haha that definitely doesn’t read like advertorial at all!

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@maxandivan @Herring1967 OK, so Max having the professional wrestling name “Max Voltage, the Human Dynamo” is… welltwitter.com/i/web/status/1…EgD4

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@JustJimWillDo @maxandivan @Herring1967 OK so that may have been a problem for them as students. They were talking..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AY

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@thegrugq Well what would YOU do with all the empty beer bottles?

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Listening to @maxandivan on @Herring1967’s RHLSTP. youtube.com/watch?v=ORnJ-b… Laughing at them thinking that 43 minute..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lS

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@joshgnosis I was thinking that’d be best, yes. Is “The 9pm Toilet Statement” too obvious? I probably will include this item.

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“The Toilet Statement” is a great title for… something. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@Philip_Roper This seems quite small though. How big was yours? (If that’s not a personal question.)

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@joannejacobs Good. :) As an aside, Banchō in Haymarket is worth checking out. banchobar.com.au

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@joannejacobs Thank you. And I’m shocked, shocked I tell you, to hear about the hipster thing.

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@davidiwanow @BrandDNA @displayb333 You know, I think I’m gonna cope with it.

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@joannejacobs OK I am so gonna have to set up this Gin Tour.

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@RWoody6 Fifty. Fifteen. Close enough. :)

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@RWoody6 I am an idiot, sorry. Article 50 is the Brexit thing. I meant the 15th Amendment. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty-fi…

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@joannejacobs It’s only 26% though. I’d have ramped that up a bit, but then but wouldn’t be just $62 a bottle.

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@joannejacobs I don’t mind a sloe gin either. This is pretty good. The mint is an excellent addition.

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oz_f Literally no one I have spoken to in the building has heard of this alleged edict. twitter.com/benfordhamlive…

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And yes, there’s a distinct plum overtone in this gin. I’m definitely adding these guys to my hypothetical forthcoming Gin Tour.

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“Slow”, you say? Surely it’s “sloe”? But no! capebyrondistillery.com/cape-byron-dis…

“Brookie’s Byron Slow Gin is masterfully crea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xc

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@RWoody6 Article 50 of the US Constitution. I’ll leave you to look it up. :)

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upulie Listening to Australian musician Neil Finn in Auckland glad he’s appreciated here as well

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Brookie’s Byron Slow Gin, fresh crushed mint, tonic, slice of lemon. pic.twitter.com/WuceAhtKle

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@RWoody6 @realDonaldTrump Well Article 50 would be a more honourable way to go, I guess.

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@fictillius @JodiMcKayMP You mean Thursday has been cancelled, right?

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@chuggins9000 @JodiMcKayMP I look forward to seeing a different, competent, kind of NSW Labor. :)

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@gordonkerry Well not in the everyday meaning, no, but capitalised as Cultural Marxism is a grand conspiracy theory.

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NicSampson Jesus it’s enormous twitter.com/nypost/status/…

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It’s only Thursday, @JodiMcKayMP. And remind me again what Labor did to improve the rail network and reduce mean ti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ax

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Here’s the missing “. (The Illuminati insisted I correct my mistake.)

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Reminder: Anyone who starts going on about Cultural Marxism” is really just announcing that they’re wrong in the head.

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‘Scuse my French, @Westpac, because I know you’re only the poor sod doing the socials, but seriously, what sort of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5u

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Coming up through Glenbrook Gorge and higher up, all of the valleys are full of smoke haze. The wind blows the the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TB

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@soniaahhh @smh Hmmm. I did read the story but somehow missed that par. I think maybe because I was scrolling quick..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…An

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@wine_o_phile The photographs contain everything I know.

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Spotted at Sydney Central station earlier, mobile “traffic monitoring cameras” on a stick. pic.twitter.com/sQFo0ZR4Bt

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@RealNickHodge @westernsydneyu They weren’t very hoppy today. Looking a bit bored in fact.

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A few of the @westernsydneyu kangaroos are out watching the trains go past today.

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@dglover @smh Since the story spends time on asthma and the like I’m pretty sure they meant RTIs.

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Dear @TrainLinkWest there is literally no reason you couldn’t have a craft gin bar at one end of these V-Set trains. You’re just not trying.

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@rohan_p @smh Is this the sunshine arsehole thing again?

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@SuperCroup @sydney_festival OK well I will ignore these so-called “facts” and pivot* to the matter of requiring 2+..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ge

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I’m really, really hoping @smh means RTIs here and not UTIs, because people really shouldn’t be flapping their flap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…93

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@SuperCroup @sydney_festival This is not the same thing as recording gender.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @sydney_festival Most of the time it’s because people just mindlessly copy forms they’ve seen before.

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I’m so glad this is getting global coverage right now. twitter.com/nypost/status/…

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That’s nice, but the real question is why Sydney Festival is collecting gender data in the first place. It’s not th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bv

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naamanzhou David Shoebridge has referred commissioner Fuller to the NSW police watchdog over his phone call with Scott Morriso..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Aq

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Ooooolmun in Ooooolmun being a prat shock.

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DrRhysPockett Most surgery doesn’t have clinical trial evidence supporting it. twitter.com/mykola/status/…

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Anyway @LowyInstitute will have the video and podcast of that online tomorrow, I imagine.

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Responding to the Lowy Diplomacy Index from yesterday which put AU’s network well down the list, “A substantial inc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mj

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What would be the tipping-point? If non-CCP legislators were blocked. If demonstrators were “spirited away”. (Hasn’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w5

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Abbott would support “targeted sanctions” against China if they cracked down on HK, but also says some of the demon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F4

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Hah. Abbott admits with a laugh that this spur of the moment comment was a mistake. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Abbott now says that the EU is punishing Britain. He talks about the EU as a theological issue and UK leaving is ap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PD

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Abbott says there’s no reason why UK couldn’t just continue unilaterally to recognise EU qualifications and passports etc. (A voluntary EU?)

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He’s previously extolled the virtues of the British Empire, of course.

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On Brexit, imagining that Britain’s prosperity relies on the “sclerotic structures of the EU” is “absolutely cracke..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C9

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Abbott disagrees about Trump making the alliance weaker. Trump is an “unorthodox” president but he’s the US preside..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pg

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Lowy Poll said 1/4 of Australians don’t trust Trump to do the right thing in works affairs, 2/3 think he’s made our..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fm

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We’re back on the submarines. French nukes are again being plugged. What about the Japanese design? Looked good ori..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bh

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Would you do Freedom of Navigation exercises in the South China Sea? “I thought about it when I was PM,” but decide..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TP

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On risks of offending PRC, which is notably thin-skinned. How would you counsel your successor? “It is not our job..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fa

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In a final burst about the wonder of Western liberal democracies, Abbott says that not having that is not in the DNA of the CCP.

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Or imagine that Chinese-Australians would become agents for Australia in China.

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Abbott actually calls out the idea of questioning Chinese Australian’s loyalties, no more sensible than we should q..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mj

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We can’t afford to keep being starry-eyed about China, says Abbott.

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We need to be able to dish out damage, including cyber.

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Having these capabilities isn’t about alliances but about “self-respect”.

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Extended whinge about spending years redesigning subs that will be obsolete by the time they’re built. Why don’t we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o3

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Abbott lists the naval strengths of CN and RU. “We need more submarines and we need them now.”

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“I have very few regrets from my time as PM,” but the biggest regret is that he didn’t move faster to increase the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sa

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Cutting immigration and refocusing on migrants who are “employed and paying taxes from day one”! Drink!

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“Greens sabotage of resources projects”! Drink!

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I’ve missed some soundbites, but he’s clearly heading towards Australia needing to be more self-reliance in defence terms.

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The America of Trump is not the same as the America of JFK, notes Abbott. Indeed.

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The US-China trade war is less about balance of trade and more about securing technology supply chains. The Huawei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pf

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A warning that Australian universities have become too dependent on the one market, Chinese students. There’s stude..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6u

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He repeats what he says about the massive rise in the middle class in China as the greater build of wealth in histo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b8

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He’s setting this in the context of the older idea that trade would lead to democracy (my paraphrase) “but that was then and this is now”.

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Abbott is running through his legacy with China. The bilateral trade agreement is a highlight. So is the ramp-up of defence spending.

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At the @LowyInstitute for “An address on China by Tony Abbott”. myaccount.lowyinstitute.org/events/2019-no… So much fun!

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@dobes Wow that’s impressive. Ping @expectproblems. Technically it’s a submersible rather than a submarine but they’re all on drugs anyway.

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I’ve just noticed that this building has been replaced with a canvas painting of itself. pic.twitter.com/VQvPXs1Uv4

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@teambuild3r Any chance you could post that somewhere that isn’t run by cunts?

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@SnarkyPlatypus I should’ve brought a hip flask. I guess there’s still time for some tequila shots.

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@jxeeno @dobes @johnb78 @kypros1992 I have long campaigned for — well complained about — a tavern car on thin.

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jonoabroad OH:
If you’re Jesus, Im going off to worship a yam

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“Manly sports”, and an interest in his fellows. twitter.com/hughriminton/s…

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@SwiftOnSecurity Here is the other machine that allowed us to witness Hell. pic.twitter.com/u49hT3oOnm

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @redrabbleroz Recording a podcast on the O-Bahn is now on my to-do list.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @redrabbleroz The O-Bahn. Yes. “Escape to Paradise” starring Kurt Russell.

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@mattcdef2000 Bing Translate things everything is either Romanian or Indonesian. It’s an idiot.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @redrabbleroz For a start, good luck finding a train in South Australia.

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@DavidFeng You choose to follow me, David.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @redrabbleroz Get Senator Wong to set up some sort of Underground Railroad.

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus @redrabbleroz I’ll buy the Platypus a copy for Christmas.

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus @redrabbleroz It was part of my patch, of course. Plus I was one of the people who engin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tk

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @redrabbleroz No I mean local people. Not people from Other States.

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JonathanHair Lockout laws in Sydney’s CBD will be lifted on January 14 2020. Laws will remain in Kings Cross. @abcnews..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gh

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus @redrabbleroz Tourism SA should to a TV commercial for the Barossa Valley like that Nick Cave one but with Nazis.

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@TimWattsMP @TimWilsonMP It’s OK, I do know it happens all the time. :) Hilarity ensues, I imagine.

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Airminded “There is a small agitation on the part of members to have a helicopter purchased to locate lost [golf] balls. I fe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oc

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@jplonie Better to be bin boy than bag man.

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@purserj Look, I know this, but I also think it’s going to be hilarious.

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I have deleted some tweets because I’d misread @TimWilsonMP as @TimWattsMP and now I am deeply ashamed.

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@Epigrammist @jonkudelka They were quite goaty. And they were at Goatfest Tasmania in Launceston. pic.twitter.com/bPspODhOTc

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@strikhedonia01 Hahaha. The puppy-based chaos would be fun to watch tho. :)

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@strikhedonia01 Oh for sure. It probably has to be a gradual thing. When do kids learn to “Pay attention to what’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…is

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Thu plan, confirmed, a keep-calm day*: Slow start, with eggs (done); 1245 “An address on China by Tony Abbott”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yX

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@SnarkyPlatypus @marcuskelson Pro tip, Marcus: Don’t bite the psychiatrist.

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@jxeeno I’m on Bent Street so I’m assuming there’s a proper Telstra Air hotspot nearby. With 4G playing up I’m gues..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EL

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@strikhedonia01 I said while “working” not “workplace”. But I still reckon these are life skills best leaned young…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iR

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@BundyB @expectproblems Did they let you use a book of logarithms or did you have to memorise them?

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How will these kids learn to balance different claims for their attention while working if they aren’t exposed to t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KM

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Further divorcing schools from the actual world in which these kids will end up living. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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As I keep saying, “Four more years.” Get used to it. twitter.com/mattyglesias/s…

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@PollHereford Nope. My understanding is that the 7 Dec launch date is likely to be pushed back to 14 Dec. None of t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rj

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@jpwarren @TimWattsMP Mr Watts is getting carried away. They all get a bit giddy on Thursdays.

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ct_calella seeking a hades/persephone style romantic arrangement where six months out of the year i live with my rich-as-hell..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nN

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JoshuaWithers Twitter discovers death. twitter.com/twittersupport…

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Heading to Wynyard to have breakfast somewhere nearby.

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@jxeeno Well it’s a start. The problem has been there for at least two hours though. That’s NBN-grade fault reporting.

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@joshgnosis The Chinese Embassy should be able to help you with that.

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Thank you, @TimWattsMP, Shadow Minister for Cyberlaffs.

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The Department or Parliamentary Services (DPS) is on the case!

Background: “Parliament House hack report reveals p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F9

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@nnwakelam Everything is fucked, Naffy. You know everything is fucked. Stop trying to pretend that things are not f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…In

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DEAR EVERYONE I AM AWARE OF THE RUSSIAN COWS KTHXBAI.

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@jonoabroad So everyone seems to think, yes. Cheers.

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mrhubbard00 “Joey” tapings would go 7-8 hours as we desperately tried to rewrite jokes, to no avail. Eventually the audience wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mj

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There’s a 24-hour bar literally across the road.

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This is indeed very good, this defence of satirical cows. twitter.com/_ElizabethMay/…

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@dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard Any this, ladies and gentlemen, is the Great Big Question. twitter.com/jonoabroad/sta…

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I assume that @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard also have a huffing kitten handy.

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[Collapses, exhausted, in a puddle of snake oil]

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[Huffs another kitten] RICE ON THE BLOCKCHAIN! INTERNET OF THINGS! [Really big huff of entire cat] AGRICULTURE COMP..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nw

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paulwallbank Cult like behaviour.. twitter.com/thenextweb/sta…

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@Thongdam07 I’m liking the idea of Nerf Exocets.

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gcluley Twitter account deletions on ‘pause’ after outcry bbc.co.uk/news/technolog…

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I am bitterly disappointed that @firstdogonmoon thinks that quolls would join the NSW Police Force.

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I am getting increasingly annoyed today.

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“Serial gateist” is an excellent concept. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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Of course there’s no point complaining to Telstra about this because they’d just tell you to look at their outages..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wC

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SalingerPrivacy Journos, voters, take note: @DarrenODonovan has written an excellent explainer of .

The tragedy is that t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZX

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@staticsan That often happens, in my experience. Lots of downloads happening, plenty of upload speed left. Or, it’s just broken.

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Definitely how an honest country operates. twitter.com/iD4RO/status/1…

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Awesome Telstra 4G connectivity near Central station right now. Good thing they just turned on 5G, eh? pic.twitter.com/3eJkiZhQNR

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@dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard You can’t spell “market” without “manipulator”.

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This raises more questions than it answers. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

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@dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard These People really do have quite grand opinions of themselves and their imaginary bean-money, don’t they.

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NewtonMark They stole a dog? twitter.com/SAPoliceNews/s…

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Thu plan, draft, a keep-calm day*: Slow start, with eggs; minor errands; 1245 “An address on China by Tony Abbott”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6d

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jamie_aviacom Back due to popular demand — this was the shot the@Team_Luftwaffee wanted. A real ‘pinch me’ moment. Shot from the.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dNv

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kevglobal Cows don’t have fingers and can’t insult Devin Nunes on Twitter, court filing says - The Sacramento Bee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hS

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Who even needs the Olympic Games when you’ve got The Chase and Love Island?

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Best advice I’ve had so far today. twitter.com/elronxenu/stat…

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It’s a more than acceptable spring day in Sydney today. Again. pic.twitter.com/gY9gtSMDHj

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mikerass Trump just tweeted a picture of his head on Rocky’s shirtless body. What the hell is happening?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VQ

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shiftkey *finally* they made the touchbar useful twitter.com/gracecondition…

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CosmicRami Catch this yesterday?

We’ve now got 5 teams working to build 5 DIY radio telescopes - teams you can join, or even..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6a

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Oh yeah this was an automated message. It’s still true though. Unlike a robodebt. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Thursday. Two concentric circles, and a toad. Thursday.

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Note: 27 days until Christmas.

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