Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 29th, 2019

Aiannucci I’ve just heard Johnson on @LBC refusing to answer the basic question ‘How many children do you have?’

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stilgherrian This is excellent: “10 things I’m slowly learning while recovering from depression” by @wojennifer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3C

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HistoryVille In the 1920s, goat testicles were transplanted into men as a “cure” for erectile dysfunction and impotence. John Br..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x0

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journeymanhisto Never forget one of the most brutal owns in the history of the internet twitter.com/submedina/stat…

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@AndrewRJamieson @zdnetaustralia Ah good you found it. :) I’m hoping it gets back on the agenda.

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@glengyron @jonkudelka I have no idea who you’re talking about.

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God you’re hilarious, @macsween_prue. An ill-educated bucket froth and bile with a ludicrously over-inflated sense..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o3

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “No stars for Australia’s missing IoT cyber stars” zdnet.com/article/no-sta…

“Voluntary codes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VB

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@Herring1967 @Alan_Measles I’m also liking the phrase “creative sphincters”.

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@Herring1967 @Alan_Measles “Hypocrisy is an underrated quality.” Sweet.

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@johnb78 @SuperCroup Does it give you the horn? It gives me the horn.

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@manindotblack @Herring1967 @Alan_Measles It wasn’t me. It was @frankieboyle. I didn’t agree. I just thought it was funny.

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@nickorloff @Herring1967 @Alan_Measles Oh it’s gone way beyond that. That’s still one of the classics. But there’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ok

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@Herring1967 @Alan_Measles Well some people may not realise this. But yes, I am blocked by @Herring1967. twitter.com/manindotblack/…

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I am Stilgherrian, God of the Time, Bringer of the Time. Fear me because I was scrolling quickly over all the ads. twitter.com/symatt/status/…

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Listening to the latest RHLSTP from @Herring1967* with magnificent Grayson Perry @Alan_Measles and it is magnificen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VE

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@ApostrophePong @thegrugq @rantyben It was probably a good deal once. But now it’s just another end-of-year sale.

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@SuperCroup Stay with it. It could be exciting.

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hughriminton An extraordinary story - A NSW police superintendent’s obsessive prejudice against gay junior officers is set to co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XF

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FXMC1957 29 November 1962. Britain & France announced a joint agreement to design and build Concorde, the world’s first supe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jx

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@manindotblack Wow. I know of the Idaho Potato Museum — don’t ask — but a Peruvian one is clearly 100x better.

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@ApostrophePong @thegrugq @rantyben I know. :) It’s that uniquely American thing. Though it’s all Black Friday and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ig

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FXMC1957 29 November 1781. The crew of the British slave ship Zong murdered 133 Africans by dumping them into the sea to cla..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eT

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@ApostrophePong @thegrugq @rantyben I was thinking it just be late. :) Sorry, but you’re on the wrong side of the planet right now.

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@ApostrophePong @thegrugq @rantyben Hahaha we are so predictable. Maybe I’ll head down on Wednesday night for tub w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…af

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@MatthewBevan @egadheg @mattjhatton Ah. Racecars. Obviously my strong point. I will say… yes?

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Wow, another one. @RocketLab is having way too much fun. twitter.com/RocketLab/stat…

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@bigbadave @R_Chirgwin I am aware of how cats work. However @gathgwyn does not subscribe to this theory, at least not for me.

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@bigbadave @R_Chirgwin That’s Bones, yes. He normally doesn’t come in here.

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@beefanddairy Fantastic episode, @benpartridge. If you don’t mind, I’ll include one of the arse-candling adverts in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ta

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@martinwalsh @RealNickHodge Ops I missed that bit. :) I saw the disc formats and glossed over that sentence. Thanks, Martin!

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davidgerard As everyone on crypto twitter knows, Bitcoin will *definitely* hit $100k in 2020, or 2021, or 2023, or some unspeci..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ex

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Listening, finally, to the latest @beefanddairy podcast. pca.st/9qyrlta9

“Freya Parker joins in for this e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Me

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“I bet you never dreamed of riding a noble bin chicken steed into the sunset, did you? Well now’s your chance. Buy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SG

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@RealNickHodge I missed it at the cinema because life intervened, so I’m waiting for @martinwalsh to indicate that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mw

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@purserj @voltagex @dobes @drearyclocks The girls are very inventive, and I like that.

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I look forward to discovering Vladimir Putin’s anus. twitter.com/MatthewBevan/s…

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@thegrugq @ApostrophePong @rantyben Yep, that’s sold in Haymarket and Cabramatta as “Chinese spinach” think. Or und..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OR

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@ApostrophePong @thegrugq @rantyben This one looks like a variant of what’s called coral lettuce in Australia.

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@thegrugq Hahahaha. @ApostrophePong can you save @thegrugq from embarrassment here?

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@johnb78 I am familiar with at least two of those.

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@thegrugq I know the thing you mean, and I can never remember what it is.

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@steven_noble Hah! Nah I’m fine. Just completely over those “jokes”.

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@steven_noble Nah, it’s just that people are fucked and stupid sheep.

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@thegrugq That makes sense. I mean this, right? (And this reminds me I haven’t had a plate like this for a while.) pic.twitter.com/5WDkAyKYtP

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NSWRFS Difficult conditions for firefighters at the North Black Range Fire west of Braidwood. The fire is at Emergency War..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bx

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Scottludlam stuart robert is just a random word generator now and tbh i prefer it twitter.com/stuartrobertmp…

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@thegrugq Turkey Somtum? Well, I suppose…

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MapPornTweet 1922 map of the Tramway and Railway systems of Melbourne, along with population distribution and density..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1E

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CanberraInsider Prime Minister Gough Whitlam with Margaret Whitlam and Imelda Marcos, at the opening of the Sydney Opera House, 1973 pic.twitter.com/5JXDow4mgZ

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This is excellent: “10 things I’m slowly learning while recovering from depression” by @wojennifer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3C

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@munin @voltagex It’s always Cocktail Hour somewhere.

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@munin @voltagex It’s 4 in the afternoon. :P

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TallSmol becoming increasingly concerned about the 30-50 feral hogs pic.twitter.com/O0LYzSoISu

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stukhan There’s a message in this observation… twitter.com/ManuSaunders/s…

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@voltagex Well at least once I’d seeded the idea.

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@rohan_p @CptHollingworth Surely the Elves were the Agile Ones?

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@voltagex They mean cumin. Everybody makes that mistake.

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Fri plan, remainder: Deal with a few emails; quiet evening in, with podcasts and videos. It’s been a strange week.

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snurb_dot_info DRAFT for public consultation:

An Ontology of Whole-of-Government Capabilities

1. Lying
2. Cheating
3. Misdirecti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ra

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dobes HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

far out. Facts no longer matter. twitter.com/TeamTrump/stat…

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bitcoin_txt Few minutes ago I bought Bitcoin on 90% of my salary…My friend said that I’m stupid. I have no friend anymore.

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@staticsan Oh of course. If only I’d known…

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@awelder Thing is, though, you need the ontology to design the architecture. He’s got the whole thing backwards. (Sorry, @joshgnosis.)

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@joshgnosis I’m liking “ontologies” though.

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@maldux I miss the Melbourne Truth.

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I had an ontology once but I could never work out what to feed it. Sad.

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@dobes @achanthadavong @jpwarren “Having a whole of govt architecture allows us to build an ontology of capabilities.”

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@alias_burgerboy @SquigglyRick And this information will be used to make your timeline better!

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@crikey_news I see Crikey is referring to Angus Taylor as a “one-man calamity industry” which is a fine three-word media moniker.

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Well here’s the Australian government showing us how not to handle whistleblowers. Thanks for reporting this,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J0

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Apparently I’m now the responsible adult in charge for the rest of the day, but I have a kookaburra outside to help..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yt

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wobster This is true if you only consider individual atomic elements. As soon as you start to put anything more complicated..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H4

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abcsydney Gay cops accused of having ‘loose morals’ win landmark discrimination case against NSW Police abc.net.au/news/2019-11-2…

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@Monicas_WS @achanthadavong I have no idea where Robert’s digits are being pushed. I haven’t been following that story.

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“After robo-debt smackdown, Robert claims Canberra’s digital transformation pushes on” by @achanthadavong zdnet.com/article/robert…

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It’s amazing what you can do with a vacuum cleaner if you set your mind to it.

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VTeagueAus Another indication that the laws of mathematics _do_ apply to the Australian government.

Check your sums before..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xg

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I’d like some of the anti-5G end-of-nature arsehats to microwave their own heads. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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droobis Did you know there’s a chemical in turkey

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samanthamaiden 👇👇👇 twitter.com/john_macgowan/…

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JohnBarronUSA How is it Mitt can make a family thanksgiving look like a boardroom lunch? twitter.com/MittRomney/sta…

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UFWupdates This incredibly skilled worker earns $1.86 per 60 bundles of radishes. She’s done this work for the same employer f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4o

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@R_Chirgwin @Steve_Lockstep Also, I am not falling into Steve’s trap.

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GrogsGamut The latest greenhouse gas emissions data is out, and yes, girls and boys, we did it!

Another record 12 month peri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CY

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “No stars for Australia’s missing IoT cyber stars” zdnet.com/article/no-sta…

“Voluntary codes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VB

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@GreenJ Wow he’s exactly like Greta Thunberg!

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“There were 229 homicide incidents in Australia between 1 July 2015 and 30 June 2016. The homicide rate was 0.95 pe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EJ

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains stars. Cyber stars.

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tfswebb starting a postwave band called chris uhlmann & the new puritans

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@reselsnark True. So I guess we need more shouting, eh? Sigh.

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My Friday morning treat: @7ampodcast with @PaulBongiorno, “Defending Angus Taylor (the lone wolf and the albatross)” pca.st/lheyc5y0

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This is all true, but I’m not sure shouting at them in parliament will help. twitter.com/AlboMP/status/…

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Another glorious postcard from the @davpope universe at @canberratimes, @dobes. pic.twitter.com/WSvhdBoZ79

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@CARROT_app @dobes @MatthewBevan @rohan_p Careful what you wish for, Sentient Computer!

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@dobes @egadheg @MatthewBevan @rohan_p Mr @dobes I am trying very hard not to open the whisky before midday but this is not helping.

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notstelfc How the UK are predicted to vote is the image of Homer in his muumuu and I can’t unsee it pic.twitter.com/OnCYTQ3hjy

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stupidoldandy Oh, so when other ppl call their pets “fur baby” its fine but when I call a kid a “skin dog” somehow I’m “disgustin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lO

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JohnBarronUSA I agree with your dog, Bill. twitter.com/BillOReilly/st…

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@dobes @MatthewBevan @rohan_p Well that will have to wait until later in the day. I have all this porn to watch for @CARROT_app.

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They have yet to find a single troll, @NewtonMark. Or so they would have us believe. twitter.com/flightradar24/…

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It’s just some shops having a sale, people. Get over yourselves.

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@nnwakelam I really really want to retweet this with ALL THE HASHTAGS into the loopycryptoverse just to see what replies you get.

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BinaryVixen899 Wow! Google Assistant emails are uh, interesting this year! pic.twitter.com/E34syEYWbT

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Oh yeah, I’ll almost certainly be recording a podcast over the weekend. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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spc_cps SPC is closely monitoring the measles situation. We maintain an interactive map that shows where and other..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jh

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BeckleyResearch Researchers at @AucklandUni have been given the go-ahead to see what effect microdoses of have on the human br..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eF

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cathywilcox1 Pardon the turkey.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/IIJZv1aQJ1

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Fri plan, draft: Chicken fried rice; laundry; write for @zdnetaustralia, definitely; two other listed tasks; ponder..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xu

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TerribleMaps Proposed division to solve the Hong-Kong - China conflict

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@ashabeeeee @dobes I could also have a smattering of Cupboard Boy too.

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CosmicRami This is so cool.

A little summer project my mate and I decided to start has turned into an excellent community of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cs

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It’s a grey day in the Blue Mountains today, but sadly I can’t take up @CARROT_app’s suggestion because deadlines. pic.twitter.com/HIO8TBkMmK

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David_Ritter “the person who will be sent to represent Australia at global climate negotiations, amid an existential threat to t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wZ

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Friday. Are you a washing machine? Have you or a member of your family ever been a washing? Friday.

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