@DavidFeng @DonQuijoteCH @pajolicoe They seem adequate.
RT @Davidramli: Asian parents be like “this is what happens when you get a B†https://t.co/Kx9WV27kWK
@jonoabroad HONK.
RT @fesshole: I know of a musician who has 7 sockpuppet Twitter accounts where he pretends to be his own fans. He spends hours every day tw…
@techoglot It happens to gentlemen when they reach a certain age.
Slightly baffled.
RT @AndrewCatsaras: So the The Herald Sun promotes a ‘secret leaked internal Liberal poll’ that says @DanielAndrewsMP is failing at the sam…
@WJ23A It’s not about whether THEY need it…
@Meagan__Lawson That’s… horrifying lol.
nickm_tor Gaze not into the abyss, lest you become recognized as an abyss domain expert, and they expect you keep gazing into the damn thing.
KOALA CHAOS! https://t.co/M62pnJGzaX
RT @jeamland: *raises an eyebrow in Adelaidean* https://t.co/OYwihfVqjM
RT @NewtonMark: Board room and C-suite shitting bricks. Probably should have done this before you got the approvals, eh fellas? https://t.c…
@19bk69 Look it’s adequate, but not at the top of the list.
@SuperCroup Are we back to this meme? At least for the ladies. https://t.co/Hiupvr8Kn6
@HartWexford Not really, no. A new idea would be nice.
Do week actually need another series of Gruen?
RT @oz_f: A lot of chatter this week about contact tracing in Victoria vs. NSW. I have a story in tomorrow’s @SatPaper about what the key d…
@SuperCroup I think it’s a euphemism.
@expectproblems My reputation is safe!
@nickzoic @decryption Mid-1990s web technology is much more straightforward.
@colourmeamused_ @dobes @manindotblack Yeah could be any damn thing with so few pixels. :)
@BruceHore @moylecroft Indeed. If nothing else he’s been solid with his public leadership and taking responsibility.
@jasonandrade @NewtonMark @drspacejunk This was covered in the podcast. :)
@colourmeamused_ @dobes @manindotblack Tuk tuks are everywhere though.
@dobes @manindotblack I do appreciate it. :) I’m also trying to work out what city that’s in but its kinda generic South-East Asia.
@LLah_Nomis @JohnBirmingham That whole paragraph is a work of art, but then that’s why we pay JB the small bucks
Oh good, @expectproblems. Unlike a fortnight ago the hotel bar is relatively quiet with plenty of space. I think la… https://t.co/Mro8RhtiDS
@decryption Someone probably has one of those little 640x480 cameras lying in a bottom drawer, along with a DB9 serial cable.
Right. Time to head downstairs for a small TGIF drink and some food and maybe a cocktail.
RT @Thefinnigans: Maybe UK should revert back to the old British Empire’s Gunboat Diplomacy by sending Gunboats up the Rhine River and dema…
@NewtonMark @drspacejunk That was the most baffling and depressing part of the episode, yes. That Mercury 13 docume… https://t.co/iSai70G5Ef
@manindotblack @dobes There used to be a couple of crimson rosellas who’d bash on the bedroom window if I hadn’t co… https://t.co/t7wp3p4mAI
@swearyanthony @JohnBirmingham @AlanBaxter But has JB considered the commercial possibilities of furry action thrillers?
@decryption Also I am old and the webcam was probably directly plugged into the server, which was also the file ser… https://t.co/CMw6lCBpsd
@decryption The HTTP protocol has a refresh header. Sets the number of seconds before the browser goes to another U… https://t.co/F0KdDTHD5j
RT @kenklippenstein: Meanwhile in a country with strong labor unions https://t.co/WLxmrv8eBp
@ebony_bennett @JohnBirmingham I bow to your expertise in this matter. :)
@JohnBirmingham Also, JB, is this Robert Ludlum’s worst ever novelpic.twitter.com/xqp8lNCDILIL
This is from Tuesday and it is quite good. https://t.co/OQSybcxnz9
Today’s Alien Sideboob from Mr @JohnBirmingham is “The ballad of Sir Barilaro†and it’s free to read. https://t.co/u9OzFg4nnd
Timeless, etc. https://t.co/6nnKIJOp8g
@eddit0r @kjmci Indeed. :) https://t.co/3MVrHEXpGN
So I’ve arranged for there to be food for avian insectivores and carnivores at @bunjaree and on day one a female sa… https://t.co/nAsuc9539A
@adam_turner @kjmci I’m sure it’s purely a coincidence.
@kjmci Oh how fuckin’ soft is that! Lol!
@swearyanthony @kjmci Yeah nah, Twitter. https://t.co/Vqi274fOzq
@kjmci I was on a panel with Joe at a thing at Parliament House some years back and on that day he seemed to be not a cunt.
@kjmci Sigh.
This header photo looks like the sort of thing that’d be captioned “disgraced nightclub and adult entertainment kin… https://t.co/bwwWGXg1vt
@moylecroft @NewtonMark Well it WAS nineteen years ago.
@AustinDocherty Thanks so much. :)
@AustinDocherty The joys of live broadcasting. :) I once completely forgot the name of the Department of Home Affai… https://t.co/C77vo1EsTD
@AustinDocherty Lol that’s annoying, because I’d read that story as part of my prep.
HAVE YOU RECEIVED RANDOM SEEDS AS PER THIS ABC STORY? This is who to contact about it. https://t.co/YymXqj7Opu
@AustinDocherty Excellent, these were the details we didn’t have in front of us this morning.
RT @glengyron: For a man about to launch the world’s most infamous terror attack he looks so calm. It’s just a job to people like him. htt…
@AustinDocherty Obviously it’s impossible for me to say so definitively, but why would China infect it’s fourth-lar… https://t.co/ncZSZKpAjo
I still find this to be a curious little scam.
NEW BLOG POST: “Talking about the seed brushing scam on ABC RN Breakfast†(6m11s) https://t.co/iPTrn1cnOG https://t.co/ne4tgL3HEH
Timeless, etc. pic.twitter.com/YQM2TP5idQ
@jennylmackinnon @Tim_Coronel Cheers. Good luck with it.
@jennylmackinnon @Tim_Coronel After a certain period (90 days from memory) it’s no longer the retailer’s job but th… https://t.co/T9i25OTW4F
This WNYC interview with Mary Trump, The Donald’s niece, is fascinatingpca.st/2qw3dd1w2N
@michaelmeloni Yeah it’s not outrageous.
@bigbadave Thanks, Dave. I’m drifting rapidly to the idea of making masks compulsory on transport etc. The polls su… https://t.co/740sRUx9TD
Graunched.
@marcuskelson @jennylmackinnon Adding this to my CV.
@expectproblems Pretty much.
@jetztgibtshaue @jonoabroad Yes. Chinwards. And I didn’t know you could take an ox on the train.
@techoglot Thanks. :)
@awelder @estjune83 @NewtonMark One can never have too many brain worms.
@SpudontheTracks @NewtonMark It’s beautiful!
Actually nowhere near as high as 10% per a rough count of everyone alighting at Kings Cross. And there’s no distanc… https://t.co/hVnQ5LMyDw
#blueandyellowtrain, briefly. Proportion of passengers wearing masks: maybe 10%. pic.twitter.com/O1l8PvEU5p
Hello, Ladies! pic.twitter.com/hO18sFla9i
@dippizuka @alexkidman Maybe call them “leathery balls†and see if people go for them.
@estjune83 @NewtonMark The next NSW state election is on 25 March 2023 so the big question for each of the politica… https://t.co/i0GvEmOnVo
@NewtonMark Oh. Yes.
Imagine being ridiculed for getting a new job because someone remembers you once said something they thought was a bit daft.
@cameronwilson You KNOW it’s real, Cameron.
@NewtonMark You’re expecting a lot of a NSW Labor leader here, Mark.
RT @NewtonMark: The Coalition has been a constant in Australian politics for longer than you’ve been alive, Jodi. You have no excuse for no…
@erstkate Do they mean “uses�
culturewars2 Hybrid cars are weakening traditional marriage
RT @ServiceNSW: We’re aware of customers receiving phone calls claiming to be from Service NSW. Remember, we will never call or email out o…
RT @snurb_dot_info: Impound the yacht and scuttle it to create a new artificial reef. Surely that’s the obvious solution here. ðŸ ðŸ ðŸ https://…
Picketer Absolutely nuclear take from the Dilbert idiot. pic.twitter.com/iQGILtDeXT
@DecayRSO I hate the future.
“Our business process automation failed,†says company that sells business process automation. https://t.co/t78nqTUw04
@NathanaelB Something like “braid rope 3 strand diagram� (I don’t know your context but Google Images delivered th… https://t.co/jcbteI9iaI
@DecayRSO Also, just because something is important doesn’t mean it’s beneficial.
@rohan_p Where N=127 and they were all surveyed at the company’s conference booth.
Dear Tech PR, “Person from company that sells X says that X will be important†is not news. Please talk to the advertising sales people.
@ApostrophePong @jeffsonstein Yep, a fresh private window in Safari did the job. Cheers!
RT @Kate_McClymont: History has been made with The Age just announcing @Gay_Alcorn as the first woman to edit the paper. ðŸ’@theage
@jeffsonstein @ApostrophePong I’ll have to dig that out of a library account. I don’t have a WaPo subscription.
@CptHollingworth Elves are probably hermaphrodites anyway. Like snails.
@stevage1 @RNBreakfast Not that I could find, but I’ll admit I didn’t spend all that much time looking. My guess is… https://t.co/APOGLVPjKY
@ApostrophePong I’ve just seen something that says that was a myth, but I’m not so sure.
Me on @RNBreakfast this morning: “Why are people receiving unsolicited packets of seeds in the mail?†It’s about th… https://t.co/A8CJgOUz5P
@i386 Thanks. :) It was an easy one though, I thought. Bringing some stuff like that to a general audience is always fun.
@jonoabroad @i386 That’s his business.
@jonoabroad @i386 That’s not even a thing, Jono.
@CptHollingworth What?They discovered that there’s also women in Middle Earth?
@jonoabroad @JohnBirmingham There’s a little bit of Jonas in all of us. Or something.
RT @leoniedoyle: You love to imagine the resident of this home (for sale in Canberra) smashing out some reps under the wolf-moon yin-yang c…
@ApostrophePong It’s certainly impressive!
@reselsnark @AndrewPStreet @joshgnosis Well I do want to do some train tour podcasts one day…
RT @normative: I will never stop being amused by this panic about antifa invading the suburbs. It’s like in the early aughts when you’d ge…
I am so loving this, I cannot lie. https://t.co/934wIz5BDy
@AndrewPStreet @joshgnosis All this has really perked up my Friday. :) Maybe I should pop over to Macquarie Street to laugh at everyone.
@BlueJayGliding @abcsydney He is so fucked lol.
Fri plan, confirmed: 0845 radio spot (done); faff around with the Nazi ducks as described earlier; 1500 back mainte… https://t.co/T84FRlbEUu
@JustJimWillDo They lost seats to the Shooters Fishers & Farmers, and will now lose even more cred with their local… https://t.co/70k8jTKNqa
@expectproblems It would appear so.
Hey @ApostrophePong is this how Route 50 is meant to work? https://t.co/2ignS0PJZA
Reporter on @abcsydney just now effectively saying Barilaro got nothing out of this at all. No statements from either party yet.
Barilao asked for a special meeting on koalas on 21 Sep and Berejiklin refused. Lol.
The only information was that Barilaro has “backed down†so now we get to find out what happens to him in his party… https://t.co/GH3ImkgJGr
John Barilaro blinked first, per @abcsydney just now.
RT @edbott: My inner nerd tingled a bit at this tweet. https://t.co/Bbgr6SdbPu
@kels_316 @evcricket [Nods] He’s an interesting chap. He’s also writing for The Australian these days too.
@jpwarren Could it be that it’s “broadly terrible†because everything is broadly terrible?
@jplonie I couldn’t possibly comment.
@evcricket @kels_316 Nah I don’t think he used to map I’m after in this presentation. Worth watching, though, even… https://t.co/n85EtR71OY
@evcricket @kels_316 We could commandeer The Grand View as our headquarters. Good view of the intersection from there.
RT @sniff_off: Drug dog at Blacktown, 6:25PM
This is the first drug dog sighting we’ve confirmed since COVID-19 restrictions came in. Seem…
@evcricket @kels_316 This is not the map I’m after. This is where there’s both left- and right-wing militia types.… https://t.co/HndW5jKr5B
@jplonie Yes, that was my advice to the nation.
@evcricket @kels_316 Oregon is a huge centre for this shit. Part of the North-West Redoubt. I’m just trying to find David Kilcullen’s map.
@jplonie It’s always good advice.
@potrzebieggm I’m old but I’m not that old.
And the radio spot is done. I’ll post a link to that item once the audio is online later this morning.
Here we go.
Coming up in about 10 minutes, after the science item starting momentarily. https://t.co/bnYdydet7O
@munin Yes, isn’t it wonderful. And confusing for everyone. :)
@estjune83 Sure. :) Is there a book running somewhere I wonder?
@estjune83 We shall see. There are many grievances to be aired, as they say.
I’m likely to be on RN Breakfast updating this “seed brushing scam†thing at 0845 AEST, so just under an hour from… https://t.co/LCAfcyw5xS
@expectproblems Starting early today, I see.
@erstkate I know how they feel.
@bastardsheep All is forgiven. Also foolish consistency, hobgoblins, etc.
Obviously I am looking forward to the fact that in 75 minutes NSW may not have a government.
There’s merchsavethekoala.com/shop/koala-armygpic.twitter.com/m69MnsQZfrfr
Joining the Koala Army, because in NSW it’s now your moral duty. (This is a real campaign from the Australian Koala… https://t.co/nUPjJSmq4M
And who could forget? pic.twitter.com/wp8CuLGm6p
Or vikings, apparently. pic.twitter.com/VjeX2EcHcC
Fri plan, draft: 0845 radio spot; faff around trying to get some stories lined up like ducks at a Nazi rally; 1500… https://t.co/1NBfaGbxa6
@RealPressSecBot That’s terrible grammar, sorry.
In which @RealPressSecBot is running an in memoriam feed today. https://t.co/TvDA1WBmYm
Sydney’s weather is acceptable todaypic.twitter.com/lpq3nvKHtgtg
Friday. Some things float in water. Some things do not. Bear this in mind when planning your day. Friday.