@JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ I don’t even want to think about it this much.
@fairtirade @KetanJ0 All noted.
@dobes And the first 45 seconds are already quite wrong.
Hey @dobes!
Frankie Boyle’s New World Order S4 E1. Sep 2020. Sara Pascoe, Miles Jupp, Sophie Duker, Guz Khan… https://t.co/xEHTum52w1
@cbmccartney This is all quite depressing.
“Chinese investment in Australia nosedives as distrust between two countries grows†https://t.co/4yAXG1BDt0
RT @LondonerAlex: Ultimately, Bitcoin, along with most of the rest of the cryptocurrency scene, is a Ponzi scheme in which the ultimate ben…
frankieboyle Twitter still the top site for being accused of cowardice by people pretending to be a cartoon character
@davispg Not an unreasonable goal.
@maetl @juhasaarinen Lol today is not the 14th. They’ve broken the embargo.
@CNunb Or maths.
Lol what does this even mean? pic.twitter.com/e5gVBF4zpu
@jetztgibtshaue @NewtonMark @patstokes Deep fake video technology is getting cheaper by the day.
@jonoabroad Also I must find his 2019 Edinburgh set because apparently he won award(s).
Timeless. https://t.co/U8f1k1UlLu
@LilyMulholland Mr @JohnBirmingham has labelled the rest of the NSW Nationals the Barilomonkeys. https://t.co/u9OzFfMLYD
@developerjack The whole furry angle needs to be explored here, yes.
@jonoabroad I like the one where he’s trying out his jokes on his father.
@NewtonMark @patstokes This, Mark, is what we call a failure of imagination.
@jonoabroad Uncle Roger is a wonderful character. But check his Sheep Tunnel for work as himself too. Also https://t.co/dhIgvQU62h.
@skwashd Depends what you’re prepared to write and for how little money.
@johnmcternan @dobes @jeamland @NewtonMark My… pleasure?
@patstokes Indeed.
@LittleScreen0 Obviously. And thank you.
@patstokes Wow the genre is coming together faster than I though!
Maybe I should write some John Barilaro porn.
@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark @dobes It’s certainly a genre. https://t.co/7a4wXGZrD9
@johnmcternan Well, since I rewatched “The Thick of It†across the weekend maybe it’ll be a good chaser. Also the o… https://t.co/K69NgzQCWE
Retweeting this for those who haven’t seen it. https://t.co/Kv1uGRFepv
JustJimWillDo I had been wondering about this.
Why you don’t see crocodiles in an orchestra. pic.twitter.com/hfozEdC3lp
@ohpointybird Wait. What going on here?
@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup @NewtonMark @dobes And yes it’s from April 2019 but I blame John McTernan. https://t.co/5eImpCTlI9
@johnmcternan Really? I mean… REALLY?
Yes, this book is actually called “RED TORY: My Corbyn Chemsex Hell†and I think even I am going to have trouble wi… https://t.co/VWsWPjluIP
FXMC1957 USA No.1 on this day in 1986: Bananarama - Venus youtu.be/d4-1ASpdT1Y via @YouTube
@Colgo It’s not that bad, surely? (Don’t call me, etc.)
RT @riffwithbiff: Sure, sex is good, but have you ever taken a catch in the crowd while wearing a pair of aviators and sucking back a dart?…
RT @SuperCroup: John Avocado’s Ab Fab theory: Patsy doesn’t exist and is just a manifestation of Saffy’s imagination that allows her to men…
@christopherneal That’s what I was thinking. Plus I’m very comfortable where I am with a pint and, soon, some food. Probably.
@Colgo That was even in the original Graun headline, though they didn’t draw attention to the pun.
Fuck it. I’ll head back up to the Mountains in the morning. It’ll work better anyway.
OK this is terrible. Well done. https://t.co/Bvl1oMwlN3
Thank you for this and the other replies to my tweet. There are more orca puns than I’d suspected. https://t.co/gFQ3XhsG9k
culturewars2 Farmers’ markets are destroying our larrikin spirit
@_midofo_ @KetanJ0 @GuardianAus I couldn’t possibly comment.
@aleeb88 Something like this? (Also, do we have orcas here?) https://t.co/k7qX9Ika4C
@Rashas_Mo See this is why I approve of crowd sourcing. :)
@Viss Good luck, mate. Be glad it’s come late in the season. We just had months of grief. And the same sort of poli… https://t.co/aLoIZ5SVk3
Trying to think of a pun on “orcaâ€.
@_midofo_ @KetanJ0 @GuardianAus But points to the Graun for actually running a story on this. Most others would rat… https://t.co/rfSu3JTYTn
@_midofo_ I’ve certainly been whinging about it, as has @KetanJ0 and a bunch of others. But I’ve only seen a Danish… https://t.co/CsmsfcB5bG
Good. https://t.co/8T4oTRTigI
@wellmaywesay Mate, that’s what meth is for.
@evoflanker Indeed, though I do it often enough, and it’ll be sunset in less than half an hour anyway. I’m still te… https://t.co/WFv5ot5N7R
@awelder And that would’ve been commissioned officially somehow.
@Viss “445 excess deaths [were] attributable to smoke from the 2019-20 bushfires. It also found 3,340 excess admiss… https://t.co/oDuuamsZSU
@Viss Yeah the AQI is a bit generic and will top out, whereas the ppm on the PM2.5 is what you need to watch. We ha… https://t.co/Yj3sVg04I3
@TrainsInfo @NSWHealth Give ’em hell, Beau. Far too few people are masking up for the trains. I may have to take matters into my own hands.
RT @TrainsInfo: ℹ In line with @NSWHealth advice, wearing a face mask while using public transport is strongly recommended.
More info: ht…
@awelder In Sydney, one of the skywriting businesses is owned by an evangelical bloke so he does them off his own b… https://t.co/F7HbOcx1qj
@Viss I think your AQI thing must be to a different scale, like acornweights to the lung-gallon or something.
@Viss We all got very good at reading charts like this. https://t.co/QR4UhV71fV
@Viss Good luck. This was basically much of eastern Australia all last summer. On the plus side (?) many people had… https://t.co/xoTahHMvWw
Dilemma. Returning to Wentworth Falls today will be a train to Blacktown and then a bus the rest of the way. The lo… https://t.co/UHfGat643u
@moylecroft @purserj Probably not.
@richms I don’t think pythons are too fussed by little dribbles of water
@cameronwilson Yes you should.
It’s not THAT big. #straya https://t.co/j4s1lcco3A
@cameronwilson We’re in the wrong media. :(
RT @cameronwilson: if you haven’t already, I highly recommend reading the original article on this. Thorough and very transparent! https://…
RT @cameronwilson: Turns out the guy behind one of the most popular QAnon sites is a information security analyst at Citigroup lol. He made…
Methane? Or a giant turtle? https://t.co/XySJ1amzSa
@fourlarks3d The seeds are a worry. Probably a low probability of anything truly nasty, but you never know.
@Tim_Coronel @Picketer I can imagine, though I’ve always thought they were ugly damn things.
The highlight of this week was of course the podcast with @drspacejunk. As always you can support this podcast seri… https://t.co/PGoK8cBZHT
NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 537: Plodding through spring in the Quarantimes†https://t.co/dRl1s6FzzA Covers 6—13 Se… https://t.co/i2p0TpjxZX
@Picketer I don’t think I’ve ever been in a stretch limo. A limo, sure. But normal ones.
@_BertHandsome Not that classy, no.
@annie_parker @CosmicRami Yeah there’s no denying, etc.
I just saw one of those Trumper-style boats as per that Alphaville story on the Lake Travis hilarity. Centre consol… https://t.co/mgh6gnwv9A
A view from Barangaroo Reserve across to the Nimby Protectorate of Balmain. pic.twitter.com/WVuhiJMFJI
Just spotted a stretch limo with the registration plate CLSSY2 and really it wasn’t.
Yes, it’s quite lovely in Sydney today. I may have a bit of a walk after lunch. https://t.co/ysRDz02y2Z
@aleeb88 “It’s called fashion, look it up.â€
@DavidFeng I have a more interesting problem: Passport readers can’t read my passport at all. They choke on the mon… https://t.co/SSW3zTxKvO
Now I’m really quite annoyed about this extra space here. It’s just carelepic.twitter.com/LbMChPaPyHaPyH
Anyway she’s thoughtfully left the faces and names of her co-conspirators on screen so we can see the sort of peopl… https://t.co/DbuFhvXPWX
Woman who made a fortune by implementing a system that’s designed to degrade the poorest and most vulnerable people… https://t.co/hBFgyIZZV4
paulkidd I built this radio telescope using common household items. pic.twitter.com/WnO80Qqwl1
Anyway, I love Graeme’s headline: “‘Stalinist’ ACS attempts to airbrush Philipson out of history†https://t.co/pp99FbtJ0k
I have no real understanding of the shenanigans regarding the ACS constitution last year, so I have no comment on t… https://t.co/zR00T6CDrq
Ah, the not-much-loved Australian Computer Society (ACS) meets Barbra Streisand and her Effect. Bravo to the highly… https://t.co/KtONQNOfpR
@paulwiggins Also, “mobâ€.
@paulwiggins It’s fun watching the planespergers mod get worked up sometimes. :)
@fourlarks3d “Value.†Still, that it a nice little random treat, though dunno what you’d do with it.
@paulwiggins I suggest taking a closer look at the nature of the account.
@skwashd Mate you can go to jail for that shit.
RT @jayrosen_nyu: Dictionary add
To “bothsides”
/bÅTH//sÄ«dz/
verb: the act of distorting a news report by taking an asymmetrical situat…
@LizDolphinfluff It would definitely improve things.
@BXGD [Nods] That’s where the real money is.
@fourlarks3d Oh really? What sort of things? Or “just†the seeds?
@BXGD And it’d we worth paying the extra for him to voice the ad personally, I suspect. Assuming he does that. Thos… https://t.co/zyD2dKffEb
Also… https://t.co/AGw0voETdM
SQUID! https://t.co/QC6S0QcUlT
@developerjack The fact that I’d go first doesn’t mean it’ll happen any time soon or without coercion.
@developerjack Sure. :)
@BXGD I promise not to let it happen again.
Hahahahaha oh dear. https://t.co/nen3xml4OO
“‘Hurricane scepticism’ divided along political lines,†because of course it is. https://t.co/m2dY4he0Zp
Also ICYMI, I did an interesting thing on ABC RN Breakfast the other morning about a scam that doesn’t scam the rec… https://t.co/dOMgidx84j
ICMYI, I did a really fun podcast with @drspacejunk the other day. https://t.co/ChlhN6j5t8
Sun plan: Lazy start; lunch; errands and shopping, Thaitown; train then railbus back to Wentworth Falls; reading en… https://t.co/fjBnxlvzG8
RT @aleeb88: This is strangely visceral. https://t.co/JsjqkMwUen
@purserj @dobes The trick is in the backlighting, right @ApostrophePong?
Happy Sunday, @dobes @purserj. https://t.co/CifimaQD5o
Yummy. https://t.co/tPhKP7GPDD
It’s a pleasant spring day in Sydney today so that’s nipic.twitter.com/47xzXboFFooFFo
Sunday. In the end, it’s the geology that’ll get you. Sunday.