Gorn.
“That’s grouse,†as an Australian would say. If it were the 1950s. https://t.co/aPyuuea5x9
@ApostrophePong @kdelarue That whole coast is like 2000km of mangrove swamp. :)
@ApostrophePong Except that must be on the inlet rather than the main beach, @kdelarue?
@ApostrophePong Not quite as far north as Cairns, but yes. https://t.co/4gZ6zhxgOI
REMINDER: Do not watch The Bad Program.
@elisethoma5 @cameronwilson Yeah. SIgh.
@sexenheimer @elisethoma5 @cameronwilson NOT THE DARK WEB!
@JM77 Yeah I’m quite fine. Anyway never go with a ballet dancer. They’re obsessed.
RT @fesshole: I use FaceApp to make selfies of me as a man into a beautiful woman. I now have an Instagram account with many followers and…
RT @fesshole: I started arguing flat earth theories online for fun because I couldn’t believe how easily fooled ppl were. Now I organise an…
Histreepix The Apollo 11 crew as babies. Houston, 1940. pic.twitter.com/IWvkrAOCQE
RT @TechnicallyRon: “Welcome to our gander reveal party”
“Don’t you mean..”
“no”
Geese emerge from everywhere. No fireworks. Only geese. Th…
Goodness me. https://t.co/Is5iLoJO4I
@elisethoma5 @cameronwilson Exactly. But, you know, DRAMA! CHINA! NATIONAL SECURITY! EXCLUSIVE!
@aleeb88 The Earth is ashamed.
marinamaral2 Things have escalated quickly pic.twitter.com/ARqaZT2rwj
@cameronwilson I wonder whether people have heard of a book called “Who’s Who�
@RealNickHodge @dobes @tacticalmaid I know. :) And hindsight is such a wonderful thing.
sovietvisuals Tyumen House of Models fashion show, USSR, 1974 pic.twitter.com/MmN73emAOx
@RealNickHodge @dobes @tacticalmaid Well not taking that bridge was indeed critical. I wasn’t aware of the diversio… https://t.co/uG7SL7TYFf
Attn: @dobes @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid.
(As an aside, Operation Market Garden is something I know quite well, h… https://t.co/APac2XNl92
themiasandrist makes u think pic.twitter.com/Cgqkwi4ay0
RT @planetjedward: People with low immune systems are too weak to fight for their lives that’s why we all have to fight harder for them and…
@jonoabroad Sure.
@moylecroft Not a lot will happen if he’s the only one. :)
@dobes Also he has more women than men in his writing team, 6 versus 5. It’s a think he’s been banging on about for years.
RT @rajtoday: Mumbai Monorail! Trials to keep it running! https://t.co/J1tP9dU5wx
@dobes Anyway that’s two episodes up and they’ve sorted the no-audience format I think.
@dobes I particularly liked the line “Nepotism is incest for cowardsâ€.
@jeamland Moist Impala.
@allrite And then he swans off stage?
Hahahaha such shade from Microsoft. Let’s see how TikToracle turns out then eh? https://t.co/DvolwFgkqz
@Pollytics [Nods] It’s been a while since I’ve been on The Project but they really do put some effort into it. And… https://t.co/10DTtKQKA3
@SteveMolk I think the question “Who cares?†has a much wider application here, Steve.
@RealNickHodge @NickHodgeAU Done. Thank you.
RT @NickHodgeAU: also: Australia keeps its stupid flag and national anthem.
but changes its name (by deed poll in the Admiralty Courts) to…
@RealNickHodge This tweet deserves a wider audience and I would like to screenshot it.
@jeamland Moist Club 7.
@reselsnark @Picketer @AlanKohler Now that I think about it…
@RhombusHatesYou Not only to they count, they’re skilled at both architecture and chemical engineering.
@tacticalmaid A hammer?
@Picketer @AlanKohler It’s just a coded message to his handler.
RT @AndrewBGreene: ‘ASIS is interested’ — with growing debate over the threat posed by foreign espionage, the country’s most secretive inte…
So how many shrimp can you snort at once? https://t.co/M021ftLnzw
@tacticalmaid Ketamine.
@RealNickHodge Named after Victorian England’s greatest stage performer.
RT @CSMFHT: Pussy Riot coming in HOT 😳😳😳 https://t.co/IZrSDGiu6x
RT @RAF_Luton: Fact of the Day: The mighty B1 Fighter, nicknamed The Boner, can carry up to 24 Daisy Cutter landscaping bombs, each one cap…
@Idealaw (Yes I know about that story.)
@Idealaw I’m a bit slow sometimes. Also, loving your new name. :)
@jonoabroad Sure. Why not.
RT @akkitwts: If you play videos of coatis in reverse, it’s like you’re in Jurassic Park. https://t.co/YcEzWoLihO
@BundyB @swearyanthony @jpwarren Blocked and reported.
I am starting to form the view that Australia’s Treasurer is a bit of a goose.
I have a friend who used to do this sort of thing. Douze points. https://t.co/Kok8GeaYA0
RT @glengyron: I think their earning capacity after graduation is limited though. https://t.co/tlWetN6fJa
@jpwarren Oh that’s an old one! “Embrace†is one, and “leverage†obviously.
“Now everyone’s a statistician. Here’s what armchair COVID experts are getting wrong†https://t.co/ZlAvGHpL05 Sure,… https://t.co/D2VQHd8s9o
@jpwarren I should compile a list of words which need more outings in contemporary writing. “Turgid†is one. But “a… https://t.co/1Ty4eq8ePB
@jpwarren As an aside, you should perhaps refresh your memory of the phenomenon knows as Gell-Mann Amnesia. https://t.co/xQ2YnQk3U5
@jpwarren I also like the line that the legacy media and its journalists treat any backlash concerning the way they… https://t.co/Xm7FiyVlTi
@jpwarren The ACCC proposal, for example, is “baking into legislation one specific business model from last century… https://t.co/a6XocDmKKr
“A Deep Dive Into Google, Facebook and Australian News†by @jpwarren contains 5,500 words which are well worth read… https://t.co/0C5qrilYh2
@Nightwyrm I mean it’s how I feel, sure, but by and large I don’t communicate with GIFs.
RT @BantshireUni: NEWS: We’ve doubled our Track and Trace capacity. https://t.co/qpPv5RtjkO
@bastardsheep @dobes @rohan_p It’s probably something to do with Elon Musk. Or Bill Gates. Or Peter Thiel.
“In the 20th century, politicians’ views of human nature shaped societies. But now, creators of new technologies in… https://t.co/tZ4Hxk30ob
“How tech billionaires’ visions of human nature shape our world†https://t.co/wL6txEyNop
Contains a great stock p… https://t.co/nARXOIjstv
alexcpsec I heard Oracle Cloud got their first customer today. Congrats!
@yabbie5674 Time will deal with us all.
For some reason I find this clock quite compelling. https://t.co/moBqndTwRa
@JustJimWillDo @AusCERT It’s not n especially serious event, Here is last year’s. https://t.co/ZjTMLS78zQ
Oh. There is a Slack channel. I can feel my life force ebbing.
The @AusCERT Conference is this week. https://t.co/3DAjl74ycP I am on Friday’s Speed Debate panel, and I’ve just re… https://t.co/chpdnYugTU
@RhombusHatesYou I have lots of socks.
@RichardTuffin I don’t like the curtains.
Having a bit of a sook.
Nap required.
@techoglot @derekbradley And yes. https://t.co/o0xc3LzT27
@techoglot @derekbradley Not as tasty.
Lunch, what I just made. pic.twitter.com/PAIj8mWmi6
The Blue Lagoon. https://t.co/eXLz1bLiiq
Listening to a @lawfarepodcast, “Ben Nimmo on the Return of the Internet Research Agency,†which is the key Russian… https://t.co/SAGrqL6IKx
RT @SimoneGiertz: instead of screen time I wish I could track â€distance scrolled†just to see if there are days where I scroll further than…
@kcollasarundell Exactly.
@Sarah_Alice_X Am I invited to the wedding?
@dawnstarau And their reports are quite readable by normal humans.
AND NO I AM NOT DOWNLOADING YOUR CONFERENCE APP THAT’S EVEN WORSE.
Dear Conference Organisers: No one wants your program in some whizzy zooming panning folding fucking shitcake that… https://t.co/y9IVychuir
@AQ1Miller @NuclearAnthro Broadly speaking, pilots tend to dislike the idea of a system designed to make the aircraft fail when triggered.
@justanotheramy Important note: This is not a comment in support of us pursuing this export strategy. I just want t… https://t.co/cTRSAL9Q1y
@justanotheramy As it happens, Australia is quite good at developing defence technology (despite the public impress… https://t.co/2NE90WqB2s
@dawnstarau I’m glad we have ANAO to help us work through these concepts.
All the listening.
Listening to “America, If You’re Listening†previously “Russia, If You’re Listening†S04 #2, “The surprising story… https://t.co/xH3TbitpRf
“Plan to make Australia one of top 10 global defence exporters not backed by data, audit finds†https://t.co/HfxSD8Ei4h
Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Exclusive: Brett Sutton’s leaked call†https://t.co/NxCXa9BG7u An excellent expl… https://t.co/IDmrOUQEsT
@misosusanowa I mean, don’t you? :)
Listening to today’@abcnewsws Coronacast, “Why the secrecy around the Oxford coronavirus vaccine triapca.st/az3mfuybevpEXb
@allrite So true. Depressingly.
WAITING PATIENTLY.
@JustJimWillDo This is true. The feral inquiry doesn’t report until the first sitting of 2021.
@JustJimWillDo Not as exciting as NSW’s Barilolaughs.
RT @Picketer: The “Wadda Bout Me Deal†would be emblematic of modern Australia. https://t.co/xXivHWzlJ2
New Senate feral pig and goat committee hearing on 14 October. https://t.co/voDpjzd3WV
I was thinking this could be named TikToracle but now I’m wondering whether it could be just Tikle.
@TheRealKerryG They do a tad more than just payroll. :)
@bastardsheep Both are popular?
The Western Sydney University kangaroos are having a lazy morning in the shade of a couple of trees. I should pop o… https://t.co/4jf95HEccq
@tacticalmaid TikToracle.
@glengyron Excellent.
Passing through Parramatta outbound. I haven’t been counting carefully but it’s clear that mask-wearers are still very much in the minority.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
@HHackenbecker @MatthewSigley @crab_feet It is an excellent rabbit-hole.
@ForsakenDAemon Hadn’t noticed that!
@HHackenbecker @MatthewSigley @crab_feet For example… https://t.co/jMpE0YViCI
@HHackenbecker @MatthewSigley @crab_feet My pleasure. If you’re feeling really keen there’s apparently a beautifull… https://t.co/po8Xo5j6oM
RT @NewtonMark: @PointZeroOne I seem to remember at least one lesson where we found out why Blackfellas Caves near Mt Gambier was named lik…
RT @NewtonMark: @PointZeroOne One of the noticeable things about SA wheat-belt small towns is that almost none of them have a local Aborigi…
All the 4s. pic.twitter.com/HnvkWKqQJ6
This Hellgate is closed. pic.twitter.com/2RzwJT9iRJ
@MatthewSigley @HHackenbecker They’re called the Open Reel Ensemble, and they’re another project linked to the rema… https://t.co/uRm8BfzLaJ
@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus @dannolan @JohnBirmingham Both the Platypus and I like a good haggis, but a haggis is al… https://t.co/EyOqJI1IRs
RT @NSWRFS: Are you prepared for the bush fire season? Here are some of our amazing volunteers to tell you five simple steps you can take,…
culturewars2 Social justice warriors are corrupting our easygoing nature
RT @ChuckTingle: twitters is afraid to give the worlds greatest author that kind of power https://t.co/8Wxt7mFPLN
@phil_sec_mel Thanks, Phil.
@NewtonMark @Salty_NZ @paulbrislen @dobes @cameronwilson This is excellent work. And indeed well done the marker fo… https://t.co/Nl4EgoCG9t
@NathanaelB Well played, I guess? :)
@NathanaelB I don’t mind a screw every now and then.
@jonoabroad I don’t even look at the metrics lol. I am really bad at promoting my work. I’ll take that as a questio… https://t.co/HVXkD7M2TE
I presume this is how they activated chemtrails before 5G. Right, @dobes @cameronwilson @NewtonMark? https://t.co/NbZZHjwlbb
You should also “like and subscribe†to the podcast on your favourite listening platform because if I don’t say tha… https://t.co/XLoyNG3mPu
This statement should not detract from the wonders of the previous week’s podcast with @JohnBirmingham. You should… https://t.co/MOHYuytolG
The highlight of this week was of course the podcast with @drspacejunk. As always you can support this podcast seri… https://t.co/oKQdh9Zr6L
Further alleged plans, and links to interesting things, may be found in the Weekly Wrap. https://t.co/pVFY3qgTnM
Mon plan, an outline: Train to Wentworth Falls; write for @zdnetaustralia, at least in part; various minor tasks (I… https://t.co/c22jUdSvmD
It’s another lovely spring day in Sydney, but I’ll be departing soon enoupic.twitter.com/biMT2dqyzjqyzj
@andrewdotnich [Blink.]
Monday. You should be able to imagine a horse doing it, if it’s worth doing at all. Monday.