@oberonsghost I aim to please.
@oberonsghost A porktrait?
RT @janesasseen: Isn’t that what they were supposed to be doing all along??? https://t.co/xbkpwypLxd
@Rashas_Mo If only.
THERE’S A WHEEL!
And the live-to-camera commercials are delightful.
It’s horribly racist.
@JustJimWillDo They are fading…
@JustJimWillDo Even so. Back in the day I was the contract broadcast producer for the Adelaide Chamber Orchestra an… https://t.co/OMVNP0PelA
@JustJimWillDo The recording is a bit shit though.
@JustJimWillDo Goodness me that’s quite a fresh new organ!
@shipw Golly.
RT @glengyron: A lot of people complain that journalists are unable to parse data correctly. That they can’t look past the presented narrat…
@techAU I’m sure they do it deliberately to create suspense. Adding products to a catalog is beginner shit.
@upulie Mate, if you’re dumb imagine the rest of these fuckers!
@shipw That’s the one. Wow, 3000th episode too.
@upulie Maybe I’ll do the next batch live because that’s kinda fun.
@upulie But they should so send me questions (and money) by midday AEST tomorrow.
@upulie Not live lol. Edited and posted Saturday.
@mattcdef2000 Are we sure this isn’t Gerry Harvey in drag?
Fifteen operating microwave ovens! https://t.co/BaRwtT7hnZ
@mattcdef2000 No, but… https://t.co/8iEsTKhjdx
@BroHilderchump Obviously. :)
RT @Ian_Fraser: Harold Macmillan, as a captain in the Grenadier Guards, was hit in the thigh and pelvis at the Somme in July 1916. He manag…
@paulwallbank No, Popsugar is a good masthead. I am not worthy.
@Tim_Coronel That’s a good price!
@JustJimWillDo Tru dat.
@gambabiondo Yeah sounds a hoot. :)
@breditor @riskybusiness My pleasure. That and the @ASPI_ICPC daily cyber digest saves me so much bother. :)
Do people still know what “It’s a joke, Joyce†means? In its full flavours?
@KarlCastan It was a joke, Joyce.
@manindotblack Um, no?
@jonoabroad Yeah the usual pre-Xmas new product thing.
REMINDER: “Srsly Risky Bizâ€@breditoritor from @riskybusinessness stable is well worth subscribing to, and it’s srslyriskybiz.substack.comAqugjY
@JustJimWillDo What, the soccer? :)
I imagine that “big wing†is a euphemism. https://t.co/TnUtnu3aiL
Wait. There’s about to be an Apple thing overnight AU time, yeah?
RT @tortoise: Do you think CEO Tim Cook is living up to Steve Jobs’ vision for Apple? Add your voice to the conversation by joining us for…
@paulwallbank No, I’m not.
RT @AnnaEquality: Two jobs going at one of the best organisations around. Spread the word! https://t.co/FFH3JWbeBo
@Thongdam07 So, so long ago… :(
@JustJimWillDo Yeah they didn’t let me sit up front.
One year ago today, in the Beforetimes: Descending into Bangkok Suvarnabhumi en route back to Sydney from Chiang Ma… https://t.co/PQu2fBbIDG
RT @awelder: Wtf? Everyone is cooped up inside. If you can’t make money from a captive market, perhaps you just aren’t very good https://t.…
@expectproblems @manindotblack @staticsan @JustJimWillDo @R_Chirgwin @itgrrl That’s about the capsize of it.
@drspacejunk Yes, that was so delightfully timely. Still no sign of bare-breasted Venusian Amazon Warriors, though,… https://t.co/UGMgynS2ET
@gambabiondo See I would support that.
@JustJimWillDo Yeah I think his name will come up regardless.
RT @stilgherrian: Apparently it’s #WorldAfroDay, as @JamarzOnMarz has reminded me, so if you haven’t done so you might want to check out hi…
So yeah we’re recording this tomorrow afternoon, so if you’re a paid-up subscriber to i.e. supporter of “The 9pm Ed… https://t.co/wDznxsW4lQ
@R_Chirgwin @itgrrl @manindotblack @staticsan @expectproblems Did you have to dredge that up?
@staticsan @R_Chirgwin @itgrrl @expectproblems Oh FFS. (Also, there IS a pier.)
@R_Chirgwin @itgrrl @expectproblems Don’t encourage her, Richard.
@itgrrl @expectproblems @R_Chirgwin Obviously. [Rolls eyes.]
@manindotblack [Bows.]
@manindotblack So, you’re suggesting eating out Peter Dutton?
@expectproblems @R_Chirgwin There is, but let’s just leave it there lol.
@JamarzOnMarz My pleasure as always. :) I’ll give it another plug later this evening. And I’ll hit up the A-G tomorrow.
@R_Chirgwin @expectproblems Depends on the quality, obviously, but yeah it’s not unreasonable. The view from those… https://t.co/3bcdfzzsYF
@expectproblems Just add a line to your hosts file overriding DNS so that can’t happen.
@coluanaigh Ah! It’s only because I’m too lazy to pitch stories to them. I have standing invitations with Crikey an… https://t.co/WW0LWOKkB6
@JustJimWillDo This is my thinking also.
@ABCmediawatch @rod3000 So, “takedown†is a noun. The verb is “take downâ€. [Shrugs.]
@JustJimWillDo I don’t think so.
The best thing about this tweet is that it contains both “Peter Dutton†and “hornyâ€. https://t.co/vH0rb9Qnrx
@expectproblems I have already answered this question. Actually afaik I have not had sex with any serving ADF membe… https://t.co/EHwnkgt3yV
@indiescribe No it wasn’t with them.
@jdub Well I’m not proposing to have sex there now. I mean, I’m 100km away. Well, not unless you’re really keen.
@techoglot Probably not. I mean, no.
@coluanaigh Not for a couple of years, on the Prying Eyes series, for which I was series editor.… https://t.co/PeQXxm5Ufo
I’ve had some truly awesome sex in this hotel. https://t.co/mFXnmMLHMS
@HyperBrendan @JohnBirmingham This Little Mince Man? pic.twitter.com/d8ZJQsq2sw
RT @JohnBirmingham: But I love the little mince man with all of my heart. https://t.co/YgZlH7sBNa
Also the screen did for a short time show the label “Speed Date†and that would be a whole different addition to th… https://t.co/LQSLTCgWN2
The AusCERT Speed Debate tech rehearsal went to plan. Looking forward to the conference proper kicking off on Thurs… https://t.co/mAq2z6qNCM
RichardTuffin Perfect. pic.twitter.com/l2iCsx2Dbh
RT @edsbs: “OHHHH GOD DAMMIIIIIIIIIIT†https://t.co/UBRH4O0XG3
RT @XopherJohnson: @snipeyhead “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
“November.”
chaser Victoria fast tracks 5G rollout to encourage conspiracy theorists to stay indoors
RT @chaser: News Corp decides police brutality is bad now that it’s happening to white people https://t.co/of7IG6nUii
southernscoop Jason is a visionary. pic.twitter.com/s4sXcLZUX3
From TfNSW, a brief rendering what they reckon the new St Mary’s station will look like with the Metro. https://t.co/9IKHpH9uSn
@WarWraith @NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @cameronwilson @sexenheimer Neigh.
Tue plan, remainder: 1800 AusCERT Speed Debate tech rehearsal; a little podcast pre-production; quiet evening witho… https://t.co/GtDgtqiyGw
@dotrat Traditionally it’s not the roof you check for marks of interference.
insidewelly BREAKING NEWS: GIANT PAIR OF EXERCISE PANTS SPOTTED IN THE SKY OVER THE WAIRARAPA pic.twitter.com/0q8ZyKaO9J
@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @WarWraith @cameronwilson @sexenheimer Way ahead of you.
@DDsD FLYING SALT SHAKERS OF DEATH! https://t.co/t2TvnEQuma
Also, “Psychoactive parasitic fungus turning cicadas i… https://t.co/nZofbkLPXh
THIS IS CORRECT. https://t.co/nvyC6l4BkT
RT @PeteLawler: I still reckon it was that squirrel in the LHC that got us on this weird arse timeline https://t.co/eCqaYYDimM
@dobes @rohan_p @WarWraith @cameronwilson @sexenheimer @NewtonMark I should do a column like that.
RT @jpwarren: I keep all my data in boxes, not silos. Strategy KPIs smashed!
@jpwarren @tqft9999 @bipr Ready when you are. https://t.co/kTmYjjfZbY
PM’s gas plan is cooked. https://t.co/UZaCt4nqXu
RT @jpwarren: The next season of Utopia by @workingdogprod is shaping up nicely. https://t.co/AQq26DFr2m
RT @GreenJ: Support writers: buy a magazine that publishes and pays them.
Be your own Australia Council :) https://t.co/yYjfCfm2p2
@WarWraith I’ll bring this to the attention of @cameronwilson @sexenheimer @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark in case the… https://t.co/cw3iOoPcxj
RT @MarkOgge: The PM calls the new gas plan a “pillar of the Jobmaker plan”
But gas is the least labour intensive industry in Australia. S…
I think I was at this party. https://t.co/dxTHF1yCZy
@PeteLawler @DavidJKillick That’s OK, Bubby.
@DavidJKillick @PeteLawler Aha!
@PeteLawler @DavidJKillick What was “buddle�
@AndrewPStreet And often they’re venomous. Frogs are arseholes.
@sleepingdingo Wait. No. Lol.
Congratulations to my fingers for typing “signature†as “ginatureâ€, which should so be a thing.
Apparently it’s #WorldAfroDay, as @JamarzOnMarz has reminded me, so if you haven’t done so you might want to check… https://t.co/eEdfS01qQs
@BlueJayGliding Nope, just living my life, I guess. :)
“If we spent the cost of COVID on pandemic preparations it would have lasted 500 years,†says the WHO. https://t.co/HHMilMm7ze
RT @Michael1979: Don’t just be proactive about the jobs you want. Be proactive about the jobs you DON’T want too 💠https://t.co/2QQVooXiuH
@NewtonMark I remember rope.
@BlueJayGliding Great stuff, eh.
@spottytwit Indeed, on all those points. The mind is weird damn thing.
RT @ProjectLincoln: Nobody has ever spent a *billion* dollars to go down 10 points.
Don, you got conned. https://t.co/fr2ltxFHU1
Ah yes, I remember this episode of “The Hollowmenâ€. https://t.co/1tvPpEVqpg
clapifyoulikeme I am deceased now goodbye pic.twitter.com/fzhYv20hGA
RT @JuliaDavisNews: Trump ad asks people to support the troops. But it uses a picture of Russian jets.
https://t.co/TkVawUdFh3
RT @miketatarski: Incredibly existential material from the Vietnamese government’s official website. https://t.co/73ujCRPh33
@upulie If you want to be a subscriber to do this then head to https://t.co/wzP7yJJjqm, or just throw some money in… https://t.co/VWnGFJ8KZO
REMINDER: Next on “The 9pm Edict†is @upulie, nanotechnologist, molecular biologist, science communicator, and dino… https://t.co/IzgrzFuhh6
@evoflanker Oh I’m sure nothing could go wrong.
TheOnion Police Officer Shuts Off Body Camera Out Of Respect For Dying Victim bit.ly/3hwoInx pic.twitter.com/USJuXHD9kx
@JustJimWillDo Not all clouds have robots in them. Yet.
Fuckwits.
And here is a photo taken inside a cloud. pic.twitter.com/85sRWXSaf0
Here is a photograph of a cloud. pic.twitter.com/ZFk201ZJQ4
If this is the case, then Rio Tinto has an iron ore train in the cloud. https://t.co/AMh9m2JCNd In fact an entire i… https://t.co/LnufoixD9G
“IBM has built a new drug-making lab entirely in the cloud,†provided you accept the idea that physical robots can… https://t.co/dSRT84kCYY
@dawnstarau AaarrraaarrrRRROOO!!!
@dobes IANAE, obviously, so I assume that all this has been thought through by the relevant medical experts and I a… https://t.co/R1tKdjyS3n
@dobes So, SA is rightly worried about getting ’rona infections from the eastern states, so they’ll being in hundre… https://t.co/BVKzK7rALe
RT @dobes: ok, this is the weirdest thing to happen in 2020 https://t.co/J7fZ5qycnO
RT @alexstamos: A deal where Oracle takes over hosting without source code and significant operational changes would not address any of th…
RT @alexstamos: “We would have made significant changes to ensure the service met the highest standards for security, privacy, online safet…
“How Cloud Computing Can Deal With Lightning Strikes and Hackers†https://t.co/GGMJaaIKcq
@dawnstarau See, now you’re wanting corporate policy-makers to understand the nuances of what they’re dealing with. I too would like a pony.
@dawnstarau Agreed. I’ve rubbed up against these issues in various ways over the decades and know at least some of… https://t.co/PWvk8saxPm
@dawnstarau [Nods] I’m old enough to remember when “sharing†data (it sounds so nice, right? we’re all taught to sh… https://t.co/awzcBk8Is2
“Public servants need to be able to share data across departments, and even jurisdictions, says Gaetjensâ€â€¦ https://t.co/l0pFheNyk0
@JustJimWillDo The carpentry is pretty basic too.
RT @RoyalAstroSoc: Everything you need to know about the exciting announcement that phosphine has been detected in the atmosphere of Venus.…
I reckon OSTRICH is a good name for it. https://t.co/BGVxzG4Znt
@voltagex I hav yet to receive one and I feel like I’m being ignored.
NickFeik The vibes at the Senate Covid committee hearing pic.twitter.com/jzXEQ7WPS2
@dahowlett If only.
@voltagex Do let me know if it’s a brushing scam package.
“Life on Venus? Traces of phosphine may be a sign of biological activity†https://t.co/QumvFQqYNH
There’s lots abo… https://t.co/aXn1z57rSD
@HHackenbecker This was a bit more John Sladek, I think.
Tue plan, such that it is: 1000 USSC chat with Nick Bryant https://t.co/IS4G0yucp8; work on @zdnetaustralia story,… https://t.co/FcqbVt9PF8
I did eventually escape, which was good, but the whole razor wire scene was a nice touch. Anyway that’s how I’m sta… https://t.co/kFmG9VKsZt
Some of it was quite imaginative, even if I say so myself, and rendered in excruciating detail. I choose that word… https://t.co/uqnX0tlIo8
So in last night’s excellent* and extremely vivid dream I was the subject of a long series of sadistic medical proc… https://t.co/sVhCfpMfNj
It’s a bit cloudy in the Blue Mountains today, and also on Venuspic.twitter.com/2uffts5EHnHn
Tuesday. Coastal conditions will be more favourable for your individual requirements today. Tuesday.