RT @stilgherrian: IMPORTANT JERKBIRD RESEARCH PLEASE COMPLETE THE SURVEY AND PASS IT ON.
Note that ‘No I haven’t seen this doneâ€Â is also w…
RT @Taraustralis: 🤔 https://t.co/8TYESZnXts
RT @stephendann: Y’know, one of the things the future holds is a point in time a bunch of people start doing 2020s Pandemic Reenacting. Pa…
@erstkate @galumay Oh Ricky I love every inch of that house! But I don’t think I could live there without going mad… https://t.co/MdoDa7gDZG
@mel_yuan Noted. But, yeah, I dunno.
@aleeb88 Even he would have trouble with this. :)
@erstkate It’s magnificent.
@erstkate And the not at all racist Moor holding up the lighting on the right.
RT @MyfWarhurst: Content like this will force me to sign up to tiktok https://t.co/HyMVaOl85K
@erstkate I could so work in that office.
@markhumphries I am happy with scoundrel. :)
ATTENTION STYLE LEADERS! Check out this house in… Castle Hill! https://t.co/gblYwYl9tE https://t.co/siVdDL0VpI
@SuperCroup Dozens and dozens.
Just make sure to check the T&Cs before using the Nine websites. https://t.co/PUssEyJDcG
@SuperCroup It’s important to remove any ambiguity.
Just to be clear, I don’t want to have sex with Chris Uhlmann.
RT @nascom1: An eerie mist sitting over the Tidbinbilla valley this morning. I had an early start and quickly took the drone straight up an…
@markhumphries Hello.
I guess the out is that Uhlmann is such a trite and generally useless “political analyst†that the end result would… https://t.co/a7i5RzfwJ1
Obviously husbands are not the creatures of their wives, or vice versa, but how the hell could any ethical process… https://t.co/crcqMFmAiG
One question that stays with me about Chris Uhlmann is how the ABC could employ him as a political editor, as Ninef… https://t.co/g9CzQmyDMj
Fair point. There are cunts, yes, and then there are the enablers and indeed commissioners of cunts. The Cuntlords,… https://t.co/mW06Rz9kPb
RT @DannyBate4: what I love most about this is that a couple of people have pointed out that it really should be ‘such Venetian’. We’ve all…
Look he’s blocked me already. I don’t care.
@spiceyweiner13 Hahahaha the MATS Plan oh dear. Adelaide can barely run a train.
Remember, UHLMANN is an anagram of UTTER CUNT.
RT @dannolan: You can make upwards of two million dollars a day picking fruit but nobody does it because they’re scared of “the coronavirus…
@GBoroughGrowler Yes hello?
@misskylie77 That’s true lol.
@MichaelSmyth_ Mate. Lol.
@ajsadauskas Sure. I’m a big fan of the O-Bahn.
I remember hearing Ricky Gervais’ joke once, in 2001. It was amusing at the time, so points to him. Did he ever come up with a second joke?
RT @cybreco: Ricky Gervais smears his face with poo. “Oh, I’m sorry,” he remarks snidely to the crowd, some of whom retch and gag, “Did I o…
@swearyanthony You say that like it’s a bad thing.
@moylecroft Oh you poor naive petal…
RT @Info_Aus: You will all be pleased to know that Stuart Robert MP is in charge of driving forward the sharing of your administrative data…
@stephens_ben Beautiful.
And in later years you could catch the O-Bahn to Tea Tree Plaza. Very cosmopolitan.
It was pitched as the ultimate in South Australian glamour, of course.
“TTP†is Tea Tree Plaza in Adelaide, opened in 1970 when it was “the largest remaining underdeveloped, nonindustri… https://t.co/8WyaPHJj9C
RT @TobyWalsh: Oh oh! “facial recognition software … used by the Metropolitan Police Service (MPS), is provided by Japan’s NEC Corporatio…
sylmobile [POLL]: #MadAsHell would be more enjoyable with canned laughter:
@franksting Dry and dirty.
@franksting Well you’re in a right pickle.
RT @PenLlawen: @snipeyhead also add a “heart” gesture (like below)
and make the heart gesture and the goatse gesture perilously close toge…
“It’s not my fuckin’ problem, Hamish.â€
RT @oldshopsoz: No boring bottled water or Coke Zero from the platform vending machine, how about a proper milk bar instead?
Railway Refre…
@fpadam What would be a reasonable number of ducks in Thailand?
@RealNickHodge Or a sausage-maker.
@bastardsheep @RealNickHodge Productivity increased!
@laurenetrim Yeah I wouldn’t be there to begin with.
@RealNickHodge It does look quite relaxed. Probably way too well fed.
@NewtonMark @erinrileyau Agreed. Excellent work.
@nnwakelam Someone has made a terrible, terrible mistake. No, wait, I mean “Congratulationsâ€.
dobes You, dumb: AI is going to take over the world
Me, wise: Pretty sure I’ll get away in a disguise pic.twitter.com/GFrK2Z6NaF
I hate being interrupted at work. #straya https://t.co/G6vjMwewNZ
RT @fesshole: I’ve been in lockdown with my female flatmate. Nothing particular interesting has happened, and we mostly keep ourselves to o…
RT @NSWRFS: Congratulations, Bill. 70 years of helping the NSW community. #nswrfs https://t.co/HCHSQs3r7b
@DrRhysPockett Exactly.
@MsLods I mean they’re all good, so hurrah to @MatthewBevan and team, but yes these summaries of the themes are wonderful.
@DrRhysPockett Also, gin.
@sexenheimer Wait no. You said angry.
@sexenheimer Lust.
10,000 DUCKS! https://t.co/xemFZ4Hiia
RT @O_lloyd: “My worry is that we’ve demonstrated that a better world is possible†says senior Tory https://t.co/MKzbW3gi1Y
RT @stephhegarty: Kim Kardashian West joins Facebook and Instagram boycott - FOR ONE DAY. https://t.co/CcEQV8EMBO
RT @amisamileandme: This is the most Barnaby Joyce story ever to Barnaby Joyce https://t.co/FPRnfQ7iI1
Not so much hilarious as correct. https://t.co/nW4OTlXmdj
“When you browse Instagram and find former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s passport number†by @mangopdf… https://t.co/PIHrFcyxu4
Masturbate. https://t.co/Sr8SPH8AUf
@RhombusHatesYou @kels_316 @GordyPls There’s a blurry car rego plate in view. :)
paulkidd Have a hit of poppers, love. pic.twitter.com/NJKoM5CHTw
RT @fesshole: I own a large barn which I regularly rent out to a porn production company. I’m allowed on set and have seen it all in the fl…
@potrzebieggm I see what you did there.
@tacticalmaid This is kinda not the same.
RT @filmTVtrivia: In 1970, the most common cause of death in North America was surprise-induced heart attacks from witnessing the ending to…
@RhombusHatesYou @donttelljono @donttelltj These are all excellent shibboleths.
I can tell it’s spring because trade from a year ago are randomly messaging me.
They just wanted to get that shirt out of the country as soon as possible. https://t.co/30nevk5W8E
@SuperCroup That is the gayest tweet I’ve seen all day.
joshgnosis What Pete Evans usually posts is batshit but this story definitely has these vibes. pic.twitter.com/BDpjOCFWXg
@SuperCroup @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus I’d stay with the Somerville unnecessariness rather than random Singaporean promo boys.,
Oh dear. pic.twitter.com/Em4r0fIfc1
@SuperCroup @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Oh FFS!
@schlutes @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus So nothing new there.
@evcricket @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Hotel porno is definitely a thing.
RT @samanthamaiden: Persona non grata: Scott Morrison banned from entering Queensland for election campaign https://t.co/Xuwt0iiHu4
@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus I just can’t respect anyone who’d be part of a hotel promo like that.
@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Look it’s not as if I clicked on the link, let alone read it.
RT @cooldetat: been thinking about this for a month now https://t.co/zZ82RoZptY
@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus And yes one has wine and the other a martini so VERY different.
@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus I just hate them already.
@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah I reacted to the expressions and the dressing gowns.
@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus OK not as bad as some.
@glengyron #boyfriendtwins attn: @SnarkyPlatypus.
@upulie Also, photo! :)
RT @ryanhuber: As an American who lived abroad for many years and dealt with the legal immigration process, it annoys the fuck out of me wh…
@playswithf1re @Bergha2 Ideally, yes.
@HHackenbecker Someone else mentioned this to me too. I’ll be reading it shortly.
@upulie Lol no the edit was schedule for Saturday anyway. I’m doing as conference for the next two days. That was h… https://t.co/TGcQWPeXFT
So @upulie and I have just recorded for more than two hours and it was a lot of fun. The finished (and probably som… https://t.co/ejWUn8to8Q
RT @AndrewPStreet: So if there’s anything we’ve learned from the Morrison epoch it’s this: if his government announces something they’re un…
RT @ANAO_Australia: Contribute to our audit assessing the effectiveness of the Australian Federal Police’s (@AusFedPolice) framework to ens…
RT @Anarchohoodism: LOL wut? “Quebec chanting USA.†🤦ðŸ½â€â™‚ï¸ https://t.co/IW2YbnWVtp
RT @adityasood: FOX NEWS: God-Emperor Trump is mightier than Thor and Optimus Prime put together.
ALSO FOX NEWS: It was so unfair how thes…
What do people think of this… this whatever it is? @Bergha2 https://t.co/Hafqufnyzh
Here’s one for you, @RadioFreeTom. From “The Australianâ€, our Murdoch-owned national broadsheet https://t.co/DgwwjXSYXw
GreenJ embrace amateurs and shills … pic.twitter.com/VmyMRrIv2O
@sexenheimer Ta. I already feel more stupid.
@Bergha2 @R_Chirgwin Fair point, though it’s remarkable what people find interesting in the world around them.
@sexenheimer Where is this? He blocked me. Or I blocked him. One of the two.
RT @NewtonMark: You can calibrate someone’s intellectual capacity by observing how important they think the Ruby Princess is. Then, having…
If I had some of these cutting charges I would promise not to misuse them. https://t.co/qeZq9FlvJD
@DavidFeng Never upset Uncle Roger.
We plan, an update: 1400 record “The 9pm Edict†with @upulie, which will probably be a lot of fun; maybe do the pos… https://t.co/kUojs0AFdu
@dobes @NewtonMark @swearyanthony I’ll be reading it after recording the podcast. I did skim @cameronwilson yarn th… https://t.co/HPE0cHCYzy
@DavidFeng Yes, he upset Uncle Roger and that never ends well. https://t.co/c2gNbhCmPk
RT @NeilMcMahon: Possibly the most stupid piece of writing published in 2020. https://t.co/nLwEgUxqWz
@TomSear OUCH!
@Bergha2 @R_Chirgwin Well it’s certainly up one end of the spectrum, sure, but we all get to make our own choices. :)
@jodiem Fair point.
And here’s the horse in question speaking straight from his mouth. https://t.co/2E3GyUf884
RT @atrupar: TRUMP: It is going away
STEPHANOPOULOS: Without a vaccine?
TRUMP: Sure. Over a period of time
S: And many deaths
TRUMP: It…
Nice. https://t.co/cwhINB7ziY
Pro Tip: Do not post photos of your boarding pass. Or if you do and think you’re OK because you redact the numbers,… https://t.co/BT2tYh3j1o
From a press release just now: “The release of the legislative rules for JobKeeper 2.0 yesterday highlights yet aga… https://t.co/4Ott5oC3La
Scottcrates In summary, after a tree falls down it first becomes dry and then transforms into dynamite.
pic.twitter.com/vNzLMc3BPQ
Half an hour left to get your input into this week’s podcast. https://t.co/7lkTMyAqit
RT @RadioFreeTom: Trump just said the virus will go away because of “herd mentalityâ€
GonzoHacker I don’t see any of the people I don’t follow speaking up about this… typical
RT @imraansiddiqi: Ok, he’s irredeemable. https://t.co/wizzlsv6uH
RT @jpwarren: “For security reasons, we try to change our Prime Minister every six months, and to never use the same Prime Minister on mult…
RT @christopherneal: My daughter sent me this and I feel like I’ve done something right as a parent https://t.co/fFhfY4UvU2
Listening to today’@7ampodcastst, “Rupert Murdoch’s next pca.st/tu04fg66YGWOyqie
RT @jonkudelka: We really need to stop walking past this. https://t.co/QAVkzeMtzQ
Listening to today’@abcnewsws Coronacast, “Why is coronavirus not killing as many peoplpca.st/cfl35ktyBpW8w5
chalkhands SURELY I CAN PUT UP THE TREE NOW pic.twitter.com/8TG4gfJdMv
RT @torturecrush: I think a lot about how much the idea of “professionalism†is concocted by wealthy white men as a form of gatekeeping anc…
@mattcdef2000 @dobes Sorted, ta.
IMPORTANT JERKBIRD RESEARCH PLEASE COMPLETE THE SURVEY AND PASS IT ON.
Note that ‘No I haven’t seen this doneâ€Â is… https://t.co/tnFZG12jtQ
@mattcdef2000 @dobes Awesome.
@AndrewRJamieson So true.
brianloveswords If you throw JavaScript’s `Number.MAX_SAFE_INTEGER` into Wolfram Alpha, it assumes you want eggs pic.twitter.com/KZc0izCZiY
Thank God it’s Friday.
Hey @dobes it’s another classi@davpopepe todaypic.twitter.com/nrSSgdgDmNmN
I know some of you haven’t listened to “The 9pm Edict†yet, so the place for that is https://t.co/JGjjSBrKKz.
(Tha… https://t.co/HwkZas5y29
@upulie Also, a reminder about the input deadline for the podcast.
It’s not too late to become a subscriber at… https://t.co/0QbSwAY2bt
Wed plan: Gentle start; podcast pre-production; 1400 record “The 9pm Edict†w@upulieulie; poke at some writing; quiet evening.
RT @jeamland: This has nothing to do with @stilgherrian. https://t.co/81u5DLcXjI
“The original image from Australia’s Liberal MP Karen Andrews has been doctored to include a yellow star,†so there… https://t.co/2D5wGiuYxm
@DavidFeng Victoria has some glorious colour schemes for its DMUs and it’s good to see that nothing has changed.
RT @sexenheimer: For anyone still worried that the VicPol air wing have been doing satanic doughies over Melbourne, you can rest easy now.…
@ericscheid Exactly.
It’s a nice day in the Blue Mountains today, although a little breezy and probably with some smoke haze later, but… https://t.co/VpxKd90B1Y
@Bobimagee No you really don’t, trust me.
@kels_316 If I were deputy premier of Victoria I’d be out on the piss. But not in Victoria.
“Aussie! Aussie Aussie! Oink! Oink! Oink!†https://t.co/6gmVqsWmh7
Last night’s dream included a shipment of prize fighting pigs, each one with a green and gold numbered satin sash,… https://t.co/67o5qwg0JR
Wednesday. If you need a tractor then you should get a tractor. Auspicious. Wednesday.