Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 16th, 2020

@keewa @johnb78 No, I haven’t. I was, erm, distracted.

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stilgherrian IMPORTANT JERKBIRD RESEARCH PLEASE COMPLETE THE SURVEY AND PASS IT ON.

Note that ‘No I haven’t seen this done” is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tQ

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stephendann Y’know, one of the things the future holds is a point in time a bunch of people start doing 2020s Pandemic Reenacti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ic

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@erstkate @galumay Oh Ricky I love every inch of that house! But I don’t think I could live there without going mad..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZG

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@aleeb88 Even he would have trouble with this. :)

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@erstkate And the not at all racist Moor holding up the lighting on the right.

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MyfWarhurst Content like this will force me to sign up to tiktok twitter.com/cup_of_chino/s…

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@erstkate I could so work in that office.

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ATTENTION STYLE LEADERS! Check out this house in… Castle Hill! realestate.com.au/property-house… pic.twitter.com/siVdDL0VpI

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Just make sure to check the T&Cs before using the Nine websites. twitter.com/burgotastic/st…

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@SuperCroup It’s important to remove any ambiguity.

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Just to be clear, I don’t want to have sex with Chris Uhlmann.

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nascom1 An eerie mist sitting over the Tidbinbilla valley this morning. I had an early start and quickly took the drone str..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lh

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I guess the out is that Uhlmann is such a trite and generally useless “political analyst” that the end result would..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J1

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Obviously husbands are not the creatures of their wives, or vice versa, but how the hell could any ethical process..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iG

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One question that stays with me about Chris Uhlmann is how the ABC could employ him as a political editor, as Ninef..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mj

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Fair point. There are cunts, yes, and then there are the enablers and indeed commissioners of cunts. The Cuntlords,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pb

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DannyBate4 what I love most about this is that a couple of people have pointed out that it really should be ‘such Venetian’. W..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oO

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Look he’s blocked me already. I don’t care.

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@spiceyweiner13 Hahahaha the MATS Plan oh dear. Adelaide can barely run a train.

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Remember, UHLMANN is an anagram of UTTER CUNT.

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dannolan You can make upwards of two million dollars a day picking fruit but nobody does it because they’re scared of “the coronavirus”

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@ajsadauskas Sure. I’m a big fan of the O-Bahn.

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I remember hearing Ricky Gervais’ joke once, in 2001. It was amusing at the time, so points to him. Did he ever come up with a second joke?

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cybreco Ricky Gervais smears his face with poo. “Oh, I’m sorry,” he remarks snidely to the crowd, some of whom retch and ga..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…66

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@swearyanthony You say that like it’s a bad thing.

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Info_Aus You will all be pleased to know that Stuart Robert MP is in charge of driving forward the sharing of your administr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MC

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And in later years you could catch the O-Bahn to Tea Tree Plaza. Very cosmopolitan.

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It was pitched as the ultimate in South Australian glamour, of course.

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“TTP” is Tea Tree Plaza in Adelaide, opened in 1970 when it was “the largest remaining underdeveloped, nonindustri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9C

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TobyWalsh Oh oh! “facial recognition software … used by the Metropolitan Police Service (MPS), is provided by Japan’s NEC C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zj

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sylmobile [POLL]: would be more enjoyable with canned laughter:

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@franksting Well you’re in a right pickle.

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PenLlawen @snipeyhead also add a “heart” gesture (like below)

and make the heart gesture and the goatse gesture perilously c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hf

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“It’s not my fuckin’ problem, Hamish.”

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oldshopsoz No boring bottled water or Coke Zero from the platform vending machine, how about a proper milk bar instead?

Railw..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4P

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@fpadam What would be a reasonable number of ducks in Thailand?

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@laurenetrim Yeah I wouldn’t be there to begin with.

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@RealNickHodge It does look quite relaxed. Probably way too well fed.

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@nnwakelam Someone has made a terrible, terrible mistake. No, wait, I mean “Congratulations”.

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dobes You, dumb: AI is going to take over the world

Me, wise: Pretty sure I’ll get away in a disguise pic.twitter.com/GFrK2Z6NaF

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fesshole I’ve been in lockdown with my female flatmate. Nothing particular interesting has happened, and we mostly keep ourselves to ourselves.

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NSWRFS Congratulations, Bill. 70 years of helping the NSW community. twitter.com/robrfs/status/…

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@MsLods I mean they’re all good, so hurrah to @MatthewBevan and team, but yes these summaries of the themes are wonderful.

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O_lloyd “My worry is that we’ve demonstrated that a better world is possible” says senior Tory pic.twitter.com/MKzbW3gi1Y

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stephhegarty Kim Kardashian West joins Facebook and Instagram boycott - FOR ONE DAY. bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

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amisamileandme This is the most Barnaby Joyce story ever to Barnaby Joyce twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…

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Not so much hilarious as correct. twitter.com/mel_wright123/…

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“When you browse Instagram and find former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s passport number” by @mangopdf..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u4

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@RhombusHatesYou @kels_316 @GordyPls There’s a blurry car rego plate in view. :)

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@kels_316 @GordyPls Wait where is this? I mean I’m sure I would be responsible with these RPGs.

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paulkidd Have a hit of poppers, love. pic.twitter.com/NJKoM5CHTw

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fesshole I own a large barn which I regularly rent out to a porn production company. I’m allowed on set and have seen it all..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…me

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filmTVtrivia In 1970, the most common cause of death in North America was surprise-induced heart attacks from witnessing the end..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gx

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I can tell it’s spring because trade from a year ago are randomly messaging me.

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They just wanted to get that shirt out of the country as soon as possible. twitter.com/RichardEGrant/…

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@SuperCroup That is the gayest tweet I’ve seen all day.

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joshgnosis What Pete Evans usually posts is batshit but this story definitely has these vibes. pic.twitter.com/BDpjOCFWXg

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@SuperCroup @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus I’d stay with the Somerville unnecessariness rather than random Singaporean promo boys.,

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samanthamaiden Persona non grata: Scott Morrison banned from entering Queensland for election campaign news.com.au/travel/travel-…

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus I just can’t respect anyone who’d be part of a hotel promo like that.

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Look it’s not as if I clicked on the link, let alone read it.

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cooldetat been thinking about this for a month now pic.twitter.com/zZ82RoZptY

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus And yes one has wine and the other a martini so VERY different.

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah I reacted to the expressions and the dressing gowns.

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ryanhuber As an American who lived abroad for many years and dealt with the legal immigration process, it annoys the fuck out..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mv

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@HHackenbecker Someone else mentioned this to me too. I’ll be reading it shortly.

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@upulie Lol no the edit was schedule for Saturday anyway. I’m doing as conference for the next two days. That was h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FT

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So @upulie and I have just recorded for more than two hours and it was a lot of fun. The finished (and probably som..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8Q

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AndrewPStreet So if there’s anything we’ve learned from the Morrison epoch it’s this: if his government announces something they’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DU

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ANAO_Australia Contribute to our audit assessing the effectiveness of the Australian Federal Police’s (@AusFedPolice) framework to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ld

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Anarchohoodism LOL wut? “Quebec chanting USA.” 🤦🏽‍♂️ twitter.com/danboeckner/st…

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adityasood FOX NEWS: God-Emperor Trump is mightier than Thor and Optimus Prime put together.

ALSO FOX NEWS: It was so unfair..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oM

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What do people think of this… this whatever it is? @Bergha2 twitter.com/Bergha2/status…

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Here’s one for you, @RadioFreeTom. From “The Australian”, our Murdoch-owned national broadsheet twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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GreenJ embrace amateurs and shills … pic.twitter.com/VmyMRrIv2O

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@Bergha2 @R_Chirgwin Fair point, though it’s remarkable what people find interesting in the world around them.

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@sexenheimer Where is this? He blocked me. Or I blocked him. One of the two.

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NewtonMark You can calibrate someone’s intellectual capacity by observing how important they think the Ruby Princess is. Then,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3b

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If I had some of these cutting charges I would promise not to misuse them. twitter.com/DarrenChesterM…

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We plan, an update: 1400 record “The 9pm Edict” with @upulie, which will probably be a lot of fun; maybe do the pos..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…du

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@dobes @NewtonMark @swearyanthony I’ll be reading it after recording the podcast. I did skim @cameronwilson yarn th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zy

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@DavidFeng Yes, he upset Uncle Roger and that never ends well. youtube.com/watch?v=t_KdbA…

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NeilMcMahon Possibly the most stupid piece of writing published in 2020. theage.com.au/national/victo…

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@Bergha2 @R_Chirgwin Well it’s certainly up one end of the spectrum, sure, but we all get to make our own choices. :)

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And here’s the horse in question speaking straight from his mouth. twitter.com/mangopdf/statu…

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atrupar TRUMP: It is going away

STEPHANOPOULOS: Without a vaccine?

TRUMP: Sure. Over a period of time

S: And many deaths..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wl

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Pro Tip: Do not post photos of your boarding pass. Or if you do and think you’re OK because you redact the numbers,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1o

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From a press release just now: “The release of the legislative rules for JobKeeper 2.0 yesterday highlights yet aga..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…La

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Scottcrates In summary, after a tree falls down it first becomes dry and then transforms into dynamite.

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Half an hour left to get your input into this week’s podcast. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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RadioFreeTom Trump just said the virus will go away because of “herd mentality”

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GonzoHacker I don’t see any of the people I don’t follow speaking up about this… typical

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imraansiddiqi Ok, he’s irredeemable. pic.twitter.com/wizzlsv6uH

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jpwarren “For security reasons, we try to change our Prime Minister every six months, and to never use the same Prime Minist..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jS

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christopherneal My daughter sent me this and I feel like I’ve done something right as a parent pic.twitter.com/fFhfY4UvU2

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Rupert Murdoch’s next move” pca.st/tu04fg66

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jonkudelka We really need to stop walking past this. pic.twitter.com/QAVkzeMtzQ

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Why is coronavirus not killing as many people?” pca.st/cfl35kty

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chalkhands SURELY I CAN PUT UP THE TREE NOW pic.twitter.com/8TG4gfJdMv

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torturecrush I think a lot about how much the idea of “professionalism” is concocted by wealthy white men as a form of gatekeepi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AD

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IMPORTANT JERKBIRD RESEARCH PLEASE COMPLETE THE SURVEY AND PASS IT ON.

Note that ‘No I haven’t seen this done” is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tQ

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brianloveswords If you throw JavaScript’s `Number.MAX_SAFE_INTEGER` into Wolfram Alpha, it assumes you want eggs pic.twitter.com/KZc0izCZiY

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Thank God it’s Friday.

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I know some of you haven’t listened to “The 9pm Edict” yet, so the place for that is the9pmedict.com.

(Tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…29

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@upulie Also, a reminder about the input deadline for the podcast.

It’s not too late to become a subscriber at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bt

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Wed plan: Gentle start; podcast pre-production; 1400 record “The 9pm Edict” with @upulie; poke at some writing; quiet evening.

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jeamland This has nothing to do with @stilgherrian. pic.twitter.com/81u5DLcXjI

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“The original image from Australia’s Liberal MP Karen Andrews has been doctored to include a yellow star,” so there..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xm

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@DavidFeng Victoria has some glorious colour schemes for its DMUs and it’s good to see that nothing has changed.

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sexenheimer For anyone still worried that the VicPol air wing have been doing satanic doughies over Melbourne, you can rest eas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jw

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It’s a nice day in the Blue Mountains today, although a little breezy and probably with some smoke haze later, but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1Y

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@Bobimagee No you really don’t, trust me.

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@kels_316 If I were deputy premier of Victoria I’d be out on the piss. But not in Victoria.

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Last night’s dream included a shipment of prize fighting pigs, each one with a green and gold numbered satin sash,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JR

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Wednesday. If you need a tractor then you should get a tractor. Auspicious. Wednesday.

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