Ashfield, finally.
@Ng88Mr Yep.
@maddy_jones15 Yeah, it’s quite disappointing. But I’m used to being disappointed.
Another #blueandyellowtrain, briefly. pic.twitter.com/kna2tCAhDz
GrogsGamut Oh Christ, I just read the transcript of Morrison with Karl Stefanovic. Lickspittle is underselling it pic.twitter.com/nqO2JwWPOT
RT @GordyPls: Inspirational! https://t.co/oFQhJZ0lxq
RT @angelgabe6: Who is cleaning this up? https://t.co/1q2dP45zNx
Passengers on the top deck of this car: 15.
Number wearing masks: 3.
This continues to match my previous experien… https://t.co/mzPdHDWiiZ
Parramatta.
RT @FREE_FACTS: Bees and wasps are the same thing
@Supermoosie @DavidFeng If the dragon knows David then it’s definitely unlucky.
Meanwhile back at the tweetface… https://t.co/vO0OplBCkF
RT @susie_dent: An ultracrepidarian (19th century) is one who consistently holds forth on a subject they know nothing about.
I’ve just ope…
Ah, they’re clearing all the trains out of St Marys in quick successionpic.twitter.com/DvLnz395UJUJ
@SuperCroup I believe it does. At least the algorithm I know for doing this is often set up to optimise for that.
We have been put on another #blueandyellowtrain on platform 4 and we’re mobile!
We have a #blueandyellowtrain but we’re are not being allowed to board yet for some reasonpic.twitter.com/cQb5YNxWQWQW
Mind you it’s been five minutes away for more than five minutes now. I am OK with this. It’ll be the next train to… https://t.co/8Qw989Tfqe
I’ve made it to St Marys just in time for an actual train. For some reason the algorithm reckons I should change at… https://t.co/WXD95QJrM5
@JonoH And he’s got a bung knee so my getaway will be easy! As long as I leave my bags behind.
@bunjaree This is excellent. And did they eat?
Bussin’ my 775 moves to St Maryspic.twitter.com/wQO2zXzUOLOL
@TrainLinkWest Thanks heaps. Good luck keeping it all coherent tonight!
@indiescribe Already there. :) I have All The Apps. ;)
@indiescribe Yeah there’s a 775 in a few minutes and I intend to be on it.
Many thanks to the guard on run W570 for keeping us informed, @TrainLinkWest.
The #purpletrain is being cleared into Penrith to terminate there. Buses are being organised from Penrith to St Mar… https://t.co/JTyHBT143T
@DrRhysPockett That would be lovely, yes.
As I had expected, unfortunately “injured by a train†has now been revised to “fatality†so the cops have to do the… https://t.co/L1howk1Zn0
There is a pub just over there but I want to stay with the train for now. pic.twitter.com/KiGIKgGVQL
Yep, the guard just said we could easily be waiting an hour or more.
I see that an outbound #purpletrain has already been held at Kingswood (correct spelling this time) for half an hou… https://t.co/VX7N72T1e6
@NewtonMark @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ @johnb78 @jxeeno The FreightFish takes standards containers, apparently, and no passengers.
We have just been informed that this #purpletrain will be held here at Emu Plains due to a person “injured by a tra… https://t.co/Gb1YvJRVPS
“‘Garbage’ and ‘cash cows’: temporary migrants describe anguish of exclusion and racism during COVID-19â€â€¦ https://t.co/bLgiQD3bhy
@JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ @johnb78 @jxeeno @NewtonMark Correct. https://t.co/NmrKSZAE5t
@znmeb @CosmicRami Quite bad, wasn’t it.
Very @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ @johnb78 @jxeeno @NewtonMark areas.
So this New Zealand company FreightFish is offering* high-speed freight services using hydrofoils.… https://t.co/2MZJXx32br
RT @glengyron: Wait, other countries don’t have trees that sting you with poison?
Lame. https://t.co/bzCPoZroGL
@CosmicRami They must be chitin themselves.
“Data isn’t neutral and neither are decision algorithms†https://t.co/vTm4aluJpU
“Not ‘appropriate’ to compensate man who was detained for four years despite valid visa, Home Affairs says,†becaus… https://t.co/qviNslAUgF
“Your house on Mars may be made of fish scales and fungi†https://t.co/xM9EhOby3t
Peer-reviewed paper at https://t.co/kmiSeH3c8o
@rohan_p @derekbradley @ashabeeeee “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these conspirators from… https://t.co/la6TfEOLcH
RT @PaintingColleg: The Serbian watercolor painter Endre Penovác https://t.co/O4lkukd6Fq
@JamarzOnMarz My pleasure as always. :)
It’s on the waypic.twitter.com/WA1qkIGWXGXG
@JamarzOnMarz Done. :) And I’ll watch the segment later this evening.
RT @jacksonlangford: latest from me: spoke to @JamarzOnMarz about his #ProtectBlackStudents campaign, how politics has always permeated his…
@misosusanowa @TesticlesduTour Not ideal, it would seem.
RT @TesticlesduTour: Ruh roh! https://t.co/3F1OhKL3ps
People do tend to get worked up over these things. https://t.co/CiDwZmOI0e
This one is on my list for tomorrow. #AusCERT2020 https://t.co/pNwD57kPLM
That’s right, Jon. https://t.co/HR8esk9qTN
I see that it was 31.7C in Sydney today, which is about 12C above average.
@jeamland @achanthadavong No, you’re thinking of the National Party.
The idea of consent works its way back into Australia’s data-sharing Bill†by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/G3kth7elTh I… https://t.co/SjP7eUCJgz
“National Farmer’s Federation to run and design Australia’s regional digital tech hub†by @achanthadavong https://t.co/DSnAvzg82K
The satin bowerbird is back today. However the crimson rosellas and brown cuckoo-doves chased it away. One of the d… https://t.co/r5Go3Ptv8t
@jamver I’m afraid I was dealing with some other things.
@JustJimWillDo @gathgwyn I will report back on who has the less pleasant time.
@gathgwyn He is not to be trusted. https://t.co/3vETMQgzLD
Thu plan, remainder: 1730 train to Sydney; poke at some writing en route; prepare to be hissed at by @gathgwyn for the next four days.
@BroHilderchump @KOLDNews Times have changed.
RT @KOLDNews: An Illinois family made a gruesome discovery when they found human body parts inside the suitcase of a relative who had just…
@phenidone Thanks for this!
@Viss Ah yes, the ordinance about unexploded ordnance.
RT @rgcooke: Fourteen per cent of international students are now homeless. https://t.co/qKpDR8HFjB
@Viss An unexploded authoritative order? From your city council? Or do you mean “ordnance� #explodinglaws
Very @jpwarren areas. https://t.co/IXULhga34u
@jamver I can only do it for a few sessions. I’m multitasking today. :)
RT @jamver: Ransomware gang event breakdown by @ericpink Maze crew really does cause (almost) the majority of events #AusCERT2020 https://t…
@aleeb88 This is not a contest I am comfortable to enter.
RT @campuscodi: Google ‘formally’ bans stalkerware apps from the Play Store… but leaves a giant loophole in the rules
wink-wink, nod-nod…
@jamver But we ARE heroes! #AusCERT2020
RT @dtsmith_sydney: William Barr is Steve Bannon with a law degree and a shower https://t.co/yu1SD6wGqk
@jonoabroad @purserj @dobes @rohan_p @cameronwilson If so I am failing.
According to @jamver it’s a pants-off conference this year#AusCERT202020
@LexPlans I have an opinion about your invoice which you can have for free.
@Maintenonmadame Ouch!
@purserj @dobes @rohan_p @cameronwilson I am not the person to ask here.
swearyanthony reverse ferret! reverse ferret!
someone finally got private polling results from Queensland, I see. pic.twitter.com/e48wupnLIq
@LexPlans Sure. any old chucklefuck can be a journalist.
I wonder whether @dobes is reading my DMs.
@dobes @rohan_p @cameronwilson I propose a new hobby: Planehuffing.
Joe Hildebrand has joined 2GB because of course he has. pic.twitter.com/XOsT2eDJrR
RT @gattaca: Huge thanks to all the attendees that came to hear my talk at @AusCERT’s #AusCERT2020 today! Loki is basking in his Internet f…
RT @_Mike_Holm_: #AusCERT2020 @ericpink has really shown just HOW MANY ransomware attacks occurred so far this year. Scary when you see it…
@NewtonMark @PeteLawler Cruel but fair. :)
RT @martinwalsh: Australia’s real unemployment rate (*prior to Sep):
Roy Morgan - 16.7%
Goldman - 19%
ANZ - 27.4% (3.92 million) of Austra…
RT @jeamland: EXONERATE THE PANGOLIN! #exoneratethepangolin https://t.co/h6RCRYBAfx
RT @CyAN_APAC: Appreciate our 29th Prime Minister kindly accepting this invitation for a deep dive into the most important issues we face.…
@dobes Have you provided such a service to your lovely lady?
@dobes Nice to see that the Senate is a family-friendly workplace. :)
When trying to understand why an organisation does things the way it does, ask “Why?†five times. Why do you do tha… https://t.co/aVcWu9iXHk
Apparently they want to use their powers for good not evil. #AusCERT2020 pic.twitter.com/jUHrEILDcM
OK, now they’re explaining how they’re trying to break out of a compliance mentality. Carrot versus Stick.… https://t.co/ulZr2oqsX1
OVIC has to cover about 3000 Victorian government departments and agencies and organisations. So far this is all a… https://t.co/NF3rlpUOYn
@munin Hahaha. Is that a good role in a government regulatory office though?
The personalities that OVIC was looking for. #AusCERT2020 pic.twitter.com/pQOQtHYxwv
Into the OVIC session now… #AusCERT2020 pic.twitter.com/1xulFtARfo
Wow Hagestad still runs into US government officials who haven’t heard of One Belt One Road, which has been a thing… https://t.co/7069KZ9kdU
This is Hagestad’s final slide#AusCERT20202pic.twitter.com/80qznRWfMPMP
@DDsD Lol. It’s actually the recipe for Oreo cookies.
On another Chinese list of companies etc being targeted, “If this information is new to you then you should look in… https://t.co/4aLpPuIXHC
Stated Chinese targets for IP theft. #AusCERT2020 pic.twitter.com/mvF1nGQCcC
@TimWattsMP The confusion was widespread.
“Every one of you is being hacked as we go through this presentation,†says Bill Hagest#AusCERT20202020
Lol. Bill started with a welcome in Mandarin. @otter_ai tried valiantly to understand. #AusCERT2020 pic.twitter.com/jfVngFXdXK
Next for me, some Chinese cyber espionage, and then what’s been happening with Victoria’s Information Commissioner… https://t.co/8yXHttMjYc
@peterdeg Perfect place for a shoot-out. #AusCERT2020
@derekbradley @rohan_p @ashabeeeee I reckon there might be some non-carnivore aspects to the anti-5G group.
@oberonsghost Kinda. Using genetic algorithms to breed better malware. I suspect most of the audience already know… https://t.co/n2ydfpUn8h
@mediahunter @servantofchaos One does have to respect the commitment to the theme.
@mediahunter @servantofchaos It’s beautiful!
Cyberworms! #AusCERT2020 pic.twitter.com/AkJQcN1Nau
@empressbat @adambspencer @AusCERT @_Mike_Holm_ Lol. I did as LOT of radio etc in the past so yeah faking it for 60… https://t.co/RzWbIzHbCa
@rohan_p @ashabeeeee You should be able to find some of the local 5G people too. no5gbluemountains.org
@empressbat @adambspencer @AusCERT Could be handy. Especially if you’re arguing against your own beliefs. :)
@jonoabroad Arf!
@franksting The website says $50 members, $100 non-members, $25 students. This conference platform is designed to e… https://t.co/zeRvmEdpxn
@jpwarren I’m sure it’ll all be fine. No one at an AusCERT conference would ever misuse data.
@empressbat @adambspencer @AusCERT That all went well. I’m looking forward to Friday afternoon.
I say, @otter_ai is doing a reasonable job of transcribing Kana Shinoda’s Japanese-accented English. I’m impress#AusCERT20202020
The keynotes are on now. I probably won’t tweet much here because I’m prepping for some other things later this mor… https://t.co/C3Wz2FdaZK
@dawnstarau “Unless you arrived with one.â€
@bsellick Ok I am there now. I shall refrain from further UX commentary. :)
OK, OK, I am there. Also what is this Tinder stuff? #AusCERT2020 pic.twitter.com/pobUhxzY9w
“You can click and drag the floor plan to move down to the right.†Lol F#AusCERT20202pic.twitter.com/yr9uR2xIg2xIg2
Lol it is a debacle. “Bottom right hand corner for the Plenary (next to Stream 4),†we are being told, but there is… https://t.co/tg90l69Vic
My cyber tweets today from what is styled AUSCERT2020 will be in this cyber thread. Cyber follow or cyber mute the… https://t.co/rs1Mt8wmsw
Thu plan: 0900 AusCERT 2020 cyber conference on the cyber line https://t.co/3DAjl74ycP; write for @zdnetaustralia a… https://t.co/KWKcFh8mtF
@purserj @dobes @drspacejunk @glengyron It’s going to be one of those days…
@drspacejunk @dobes @glengyron Hurrah! :)
@dobes @glengyron @drspacejunk I did not know there’s a 1987 spoof by Roger Ebert, “Amazon Women on the Moopic.twitter.com/R0psCoNXLGCoNXLG
@dobes @glengyron @drspacejunk There’s a board game! “Venus Needs Mepic.twitter.com/8MKeUZR2oOUZR2oO
@dobes @glengyron I’m sure you’re aware of the “ Love-Starved Amazons in Outer Space†genre?… https://t.co/nQbhpgi2W9
cpicciolini Almost half of the requests I’m getting lately are “I need help with my mom who is suddenly into Qanon stuff.” We’re in trouble.
RT @glengyron: We must bring them democracy! #SpaceForce https://t.co/2zgL1ETmDM
@dobes Since I’ve muted all variations of his name and his organisation, the only way they could reach me would be… https://t.co/PUGlQAxYNa
dobes Each morning I read this sentence from the Cupboard Boy legal team: “MEDIA ADVISORY - NOT FOR PUBLICATION”
Oh, the irony.
@spooky_girl Same. I can see what they’re aiming for, but it’s just relentless.
@spooky_girl I hope you checked out ALL of the photos because there’s a lot we can learn here.
It’s a lovely day in the Blue Mountains again today. Well, at least it starts that waypic.twitter.com/XcwONSOnt3t3
RT @LowKeyUHTN: MIND YOUR BUSINESS DOC https://t.co/qmyXPRogZO
Wait. You’re meant to win a Grammy first? https://t.co/8xo9EhqfEi
RT @stilgherrian: ATTENTION STYLE LEADERS! Check out this house in… Castle Hill! https://t.co/gblYwYl9tE https://t.co/siVdDL0VpI
RT @danilic: Piss Christ 2.0 https://t.co/bAMKzDuLPl
Thursday. Your special skills will not save you. Resort to the basics, to first principles. Thursday.