@SuperCroup @JohnBirmingham Well played.
@JohnBirmingham @26bear I’ll… I’ll leave you to it.
@26bear @JohnBirmingham Or two ounces if you’re feeling poorly so four in the double, with the same result.
@JustJimWillDo @JohnBirmingham I think some sort of Gin Crimes have been committed.
@26bear @JohnBirmingham No, look, is this is your argument, and if this “single†martini is made as usual with thre… https://t.co/uFZ3LnSw3M
@JohnBirmingham How would a “single†martini even work?
RT @tkingdot: Your regular reminder they were the same height https://t.co/ny2B8xrEpo
roweafr gas mark 10 right? @FinancialReview pic.twitter.com/fxXdPBjWbK
“Frankie Boyle’s New World Order Series 4 Episode 3†https://t.co/kBg8nfAQEl Ping @dobes.
@crust_pizza Broadly speaking, I am not Bert. :)
RT @jeamland: My closest Apple Store is closed but it’s ok, there are other options. https://t.co/eAu3rK3tyj
@crust_pizza Bonus points for responding, but even so… https://t.co/je2i9i4UuX
@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers So much win.
@misosusanowa Personally I’ve found that “fun-sized†are the larger ones.
@crust_pizza Exactly. https://t.co/NpBfiKT6aB
Lol @crust_pizza what a con. Herewith my extra large laughter. https://t.co/VJH0BumFJg
Lol what a try-on by Crust Pizza in an email just now. pic.twitter.com/As03JQm2Ld
Headline in a press release just received: “5G, IoT to be secured by Australian made Blockchain Platform.†That’s hilaious.
I think @SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren @kcarruthers and a zillion people will be both amused and annoyed by this.
Apart from Greg’s observation, how does… how… what… I mean… how even? https://t.co/eTFdkdlHxo
A great conference as always, @AusCERT. Thank you linespeople. Thank you ballfolk. #AusCERT2020
@RhombusHatesYou @adambspencer Exactly.
The Speed Debate is over, and I should‘ve been one of the winners except that @adambspencer disqualified me for ina… https://t.co/GF9XVEw5bK
@peterdeg Glad to be of service.
@RhombusHatesYou Yep. It’s a complicated gag.
OK so Brian Hay has gone mad during the Speed Debate. #AusCERT2020 pic.twitter.com/hcWSthwNVR
@empressbat @adambspencer @_Mike_Holm_ @AusCERT Break a leg!
@empressbat Excelent. :)
RT @dr_nic: Stepmum just referred to Dan Andrews as “Dan Murphy” three times in a single phone call so clearly lockdown has been going ace.
I didn’t think I’d get to watch much of the conference today. Anyway now I’m starting to prepare for the Speed Deba… https://t.co/dMaFU8bVH9
@expectproblems I don’t know. How did you miss that? (It’s delightful.)
@purserj @jonoabroad Arf! Arf!
“Find band members near you.pic.twitter.com/cP4WULzOzqzOzq
cameronwilson seriously what is going on pic.twitter.com/YAhd9dfNH6
This will look fabulous when you sneeze. https://t.co/G7jqBKHYPo
Nice @davpope today, @dobes. pic.twitter.com/sskCeSlRHT
@jpwarren @viveka @ashulz @JohnBirmingham Yes, it took businesses the same amount of time to organise paying GST after all.
FionaPattenMLC This arrived in the mail this morning no return address to thank them #straighttothepoolroom pic.twitter.com/ZgniMQUmZ4
A very good point indeed. #AusCERT2020 https://t.co/ycrObow824
RT @notcapnamerica: Holy sh*t.
Mike Pence’s lead staffer @OliviaTroye comes out for Biden and says she was shocked by the WH’s COVID respo…
@garrymck I would so eat this! Ping @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron.
She just said that playing Tetris is one of the techniques they use to prevent abuse images locking into long-term… https://t.co/uv8oDWn1tR
Here are the Safety by Design (SbD) resources just mentioned. https://t.co/wG0sqGAP8I #AusCERT2020
@jon_lawrence I hope they got a good price selling the domain to a more appropriate business. :)
Today’s first keynote is Australia’s eSafety Commissioner, Julie Inman Grant. These figures on child sexual abuse,… https://t.co/KVeoky2tUk
RT @TheDailyShow: Was 1984 Commission taken? https://t.co/Yg2S0vREJt
Here we go. #AusCERT2020 pic.twitter.com/KNgd6awexT
I don’t know how many tweets there will be from me today, though, because I’m experiencing a collision of prioritie… https://t.co/kxFF5aJSUW
My cyber tweets from AUSCERT2020 today will continue in this cyber thread. Cyber follow or cyber mute the cyber has… https://t.co/4s4FdxBWuv
@jon_lawrence It’s certainly one of the classics, yes.
@viveka @ashulz @JohnBirmingham On a semi-related note, @jpwarren picked up on some excellent threads in this analy… https://t.co/EOMtoqoOgH
RT @__apf__: in case you’re wondering what WFH does to kids, my three year old son just asked me: “can you please set up a meeting with Car…
Ah it’s “good†to see that remote educators are still having to deal with the Scunthorpe Problem in 2020. I remembe… https://t.co/rVO2L6kZ9v
RT @RizviAbul: Don’t you find it a bit odd @AlanTudgeMP that in a liberal-democracy, it is govt that is telling people what ‘aussie values’…
@viveka @JohnBirmingham Love the edit. :)
I alway love a novel approach to statistics, @DrRhysPockett @trentyarwood. https://t.co/KavtPwPinQ
@JohnBirmingham Indeed.
@ssharwood Cruel but fair.
@docbaty Overnight some other people have told me it’s better than my 20% in and near commuter times too I wonder h… https://t.co/WoRd7eUNK2
“ACCC dares Facebook to block news content†https://t.co/ybs8iK2z5B Lol yeah this will not end well.
culturewars2 Tiktok teens are destroying the FTSE 100
Fri plan: 0900 AusCERT 2020 cybersecurity conference https://t.co/3DAjl74ycP including 1425 Speed Debate (I’m in it… https://t.co/VaFBoZCasA
Being hissed at.
@ApostrophePong Thanks. I could listen to that sound of weather on Venus for hours! I’ll have to find a longer recording.
@kels_316 @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron And a defibrillator.
It’s a cloudy day in Sydney today, which is not very excitingpic.twitter.com/YLxubA6ZwFwF
RT @Picketer: This is the Oz’s example of ‘jobs rebound.’ We are doomed. https://t.co/8gyzbdvUKt
Friday. The thing under the bed is not what you feared. Consult a specialist. Friday.