Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 22nd, 2020

I’m not drunk.

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@jxeeno Every segment is an announceable!

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Tattooed_Mummy Worrying sign at the butchers… pic.twitter.com/FMmwAS8tCC

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MonicaLewinsky just realized i am more scared of our government now than i was in 1998.
and that’s saying a lot.
A. LOT.

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@jxeeno And yet they haven’t gone with the inland rail link thing.

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@ApostrophePong @wolfcat Dream on, Boy. You in the US, me in AU, you know this how is played. So much has changed s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pV

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@_midofo_ So I see! Now I am so the fuck hungry.

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@wolfcat @ApostrophePong This is what I mean. The whole “African gangs” thing that the feds were trying to push in Melbourne was like WTF?

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@smperris @helenperris Well having met you both, obviously.

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September Equinox is right now at 2330 AEST. Happy Warmer Bits, Southern Hemisphere.

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Translated: Australian government admits NBN wasn’t suitable for the future and goes for an announceable with spin. twitter.com/bencubby/statu…

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jxeeno “$3b plan to reboot the NBN by 2023”

looks like 2 million extra FTTP premises 😂 twitter.com/bencubby/statu…

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@_midofo_ I did miss this, sorry, but those skewers look awesome and please marry me.

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@wolfcat @ApostrophePong I am SO pleased the African migrants are building links. I met some at a Bulldogs match ou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EH

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beth_blanchard *wipes patriotic tear* pic.twitter.com/wkM3ZFCebP

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@smperris Unfortunately I have to agree.

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@helenperris Which is even more cool, right? :) Bravo!

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@_midofo_ I have my gin ready, and pants-off could well happen.

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RCPEHeritage 1690 guide to making your own alcohol, with ingredients including treacle, eggs and flour pic.twitter.com/KYCr1A03lL

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Hey @MrNigelNg, a tweet from a [PROTECTED] Twitter account… pic.twitter.com/OcF9WHUD4i

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dannolan Oh sure dude you’re gen Z next you’ll tell me Palestinians exist outside of modern warfare video games

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@wolfcat @ApostrophePong Can you dance? Or are you not black?

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@ApostrophePong @wolfcat Lol I know white boys who can’t grow a beard. But yes we are all racists. ;)

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@franksting @_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Yeah beautiful commentary. This is so going to be good for his car..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tp

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@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Indeed. :) “Uncle Roger” is excellent in his orange shirt. But I want to catch up on his other work.

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@SuzyRamone Broadly the same thing, eh? Also, are you are having a cabbage overload?

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@ApostrophePong Yeah it’s all so fucked over there right now. Thank the gods, the fires in the US west were late in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PB

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@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Yeah that catapulted him from emerging Malaysian comic in the UK who’d done we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J9

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@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron I am loving the Uncle Roger character from Nigel Ng. I’ve been meaning to catc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bg

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@ApostrophePong Yeah I mean it’s only September. This is scary. But yeah actual snow is better thast icy roads.

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@ApostrophePong Will you have a Snowmageddon this year too?

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@speechleyish @erstkate OK, but as I say, princes are in short supply up here right now.

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Hurrah! Uncle Roger has reviewed Gordon Ramsay’s fried rice. youtube.com/watch?v=FrUfwp… Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron.

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@jasonandrade @KateBrowne7 @markhumphries A courier will arrive shortly with a sealed scroll.

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@speechleyish @erstkate Although since I’m not even remotely Chinese can I pick another tradition? :)

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@speechleyish @erstkate OK so I don’t have a cow handy, but “sow the first seed” I can maybe manage, at least metap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XC

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lukemcgee Narrator: “It was not a fantastic year for Britain” twitter.com/BorisJohnson/s…

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@JustJimWillDo Goodnight. And remember, muffins can lead to bonking.

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jsundmanus And chances are pretty good that we’ve only seen the beginning of it. twitter.com/ClaraJeffery/s…

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@GreenJ Obviously Russian state TV is totally reliable.

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@speechleyish @erstkate Where the hell am I going to get a prince at this time of night? Also, it’s the Spring Equi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iu

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sallyrugg Throwback to this iconic 2016 tinder exchange pic.twitter.com/ZeF1vQcSBX

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@_midofo_ @kcarruthers Obviously all of you have failed. Except @kcarruthers.

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@kcarruthers This is the background I used during the AusCERT Conference Speed Debate. pic.twitter.com/V2vjA9rZKZ

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@kcarruthers Thank you so much for drawing this to my attention.

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September Equinox is in two hours at 2330 AEST.

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@kcarruthers Wait, what? This is all a bit wrong. But I want to know more!

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@twcau We all need a little wriggle every now and then.

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Today I was reminded that 12 years I ago I was sick, grew a beard, and shaved it off, and @ApostrophePong and I mad..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vI

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Australia’s cyber power is more bark than bite” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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@possumbrisbane I get where you’re coming from, but I still think you’re being harsh with this particular story. YM..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wx

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“I’ve seen plenty of strange and terrible things in my time on Earth. I’ve seen Cliff Richard live. I still think o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x9

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@phbarratt Lol @sirisgonerogue Rhodes Scholar just means you’re good at sport and went to the right school.

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@possumbrisbane The whole point of a headline is to entice people to read the story. So I guess it fails ‘cos it di..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WY

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@possumbrisbane I think you’re being too harsh on the headline. Sure, it anthropomorphises the spiders, but that’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zS

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@possumbrisbane You’re reacting to a catchy headline rather than the article. You didn’t read the article.

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@possumbrisbane Then you know my view of people who didn’t read the article before commenting. :P

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@markhumphries @IanE26022177 I would love to write corporate customer service scripts. Or at least some I could sneak into the system.

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September Equinox is in four hours at 2330 AEST.

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@evoflanker @Bemused_Oz I was quite interested in submarine warfare as a lad, but yeah it was solid on the realism.

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CornOnTheGoblin do centaurs wear condoms

like this or like this pic.twitter.com/Z1EjXmIX2B

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Enjoying the @beefanddairy Extra Episode, “Ask A Vet”. Solid and reliable veterinary advice. pca.st/6al1ikma

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GrogsGamut These tools are the type who would argue the Vietnam War was ok because more people died in one day on the Somme so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vl

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@possumbrisbane I know, this all seems quite shoddy. The first link in the story is to the research paper but that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9e

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@Rubenerd I laughed though, so I guess that’s validation?

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@possumbrisbane What, like “Did you intend to kill that human?”

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@InfoInnoUTS Well I don’t know Chinese. :) Anyway I have registered because it looks fun.

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@Bemused_Oz Actually I think part of it now is that I spend enough time with screens and I want to get away from that.

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notDcfcBoss On this day 1989: Baywatch starring David Hasselhoff premieres on tv. pic.twitter.com/DYt297RpJZ

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TheShovel FULL ARTICLE: Man Who Spent High School Science Classes Pretending Bunsen Burner Was His Cock Reckons COVID-19 Is A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UT

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@Bemused_Oz I used to play a LOT maybe 20 years ago though. Weird.

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@InfoInnoUTS @dhutchman @karisyd Look I saw the email but I got the impression that you’re not actually TEACHING trolling?

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@PurpleTarantula I get their point of view. we have funnel-webs here at @bunjaree so @R_Chirgwin and I encounter th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8v

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@TonyThefathippy @KateBrowne7 @markhumphries Yeah that myth persists. It might have once been true, but not now tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ms

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@Bemused_Oz I haven’t really played any games for more than 20 years. I bought a handful in recent years to see if..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ey

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@KateBrowne7 @markhumphries She would not have been in control of the technology.

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I have never owned a games console. I have never felt the urge to own a games console. This is not to judge anyone…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YR

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@twcau Oh I don’t think I read that far into the tweet.

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megsandbacon Every time!!!!! EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! I can’t believe Domain reporters still get paid for re-submitting the same art..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eh

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snurb_dot_info Now _that_’s quality comedy. twitter.com/GlAs69920332/s… pic.twitter.com/fwYeoTWUmX

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3sunzzz My husband pissed me off so when he wasn’t looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He’s bee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Co

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amyvhaddad @markhumphries UTILITY: We will visit your property between [MONTH LONG PERIOD]. Leave your gate unlocked & secure..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qg

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markhumphries (Conversations with utility providers)
ME: Can you give them my number if they can’t access the meter?
UTILITY: No,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xj

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snurb_dot_info Turned on the TV just now, and literally the first words I heard on @ABCthedrum were “… what _I_ feel has happene..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gZ

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aaronch3n this is banksy twitter.com/SamCucchiara9/…

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@ryanegan Google Translate has been making enormous strides in recent years.

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snurb_dot_info It’s somewhat concerning that this isn’t even anywhere near the weirdest story of 2020. twitter.com/10NewsFirstQLD…

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Was this written by a spider? “‘I didn’t mean to hurt you’: new research shows funnel webs don’t set out to kill hu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wB

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ClaraAloevera Halloween is coming 👻 pic.twitter.com/qODXkVi32n

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Australia’s cyber power is more bark than bite” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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culturewars2 Farmers’ markets are eating away at our vital coal extraction industries

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@jonoabroad Yeah look this is assuming the goat is moving forward and not, say, spinning or tumbling. Which is unli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qa

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WhoresofYore Word(s) of the Day: “Sneezing in the Cabbage” pic.twitter.com/JmGii0a8zk

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dilettantiquity We have had ‘equal’ marriage for nearly three years. I still cannot marry the cat. I cannot marry three cats. So-ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gD

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fictillius Oh no don’t widen the footpath 😱 pic.twitter.com/Dwc1YlwldE

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Histreepix HM Queen Elizabeth II’s eighth (and most successful to date) escape attempt. Buckingham Palace, May 14th, 1955. pic.twitter.com/WeEAZ62uGk

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@samprimrose There is a process, but I forget what it is. IANAL.

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“Conspiracy theorist ordered to pay $875,000 for online posts about Nationals MP Anne Webster” abc.net.au/news/2020-09-2…

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Picketer I am officially running for Prime Minister: anyone involved in the design and functionality of MyGov dot com dot au..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lL

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Data_Vic The locations of swooping birds is available on DataVic. This dataset is populated by the public as they encounter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YS

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nathanTbernard Anti-mask MAGA lady cucks libs by wearing genitals on face pic.twitter.com/iYwOMhKpud

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@DavidFeng @jxeeno @johnb78 @NewtonMark Nice footage of the V/Line DMUs and their lovely colour schemes though.

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Why the wait for a vaccine might be longer than you think”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w5

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@dobes I can’t even reminder what I might have said or done.

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DashCamOwnersAu “Kangaroo Flat Victoria yesterday morning. 3m high Truck loaded with tires attempts to squeeze under 2.6m railway u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fo

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Tue plan, updated again: The podcast pre-production is done but the recording has been moved to tomorrow. So now it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RH

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SuperCroup Please tell me they live in Summer Hill twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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@RhombusHatesYou @GordyPls Well that too, but I like Gordy’s suggestion.

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I just watched Tim Smith MP’s interview on Sunrise from yesterday morning and I feel dirty and ashamed. 7news.com.au/sunrise/on-the…

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I am not associated with Essential in any way. I’m just an interested bystander.

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And that is the end of the latest Essential polling. I ended up tweeting the whole damn thing. As always it’s at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gf

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Preferred energy sources for Government support essentialvision.com.au/preferred-ener…

Government is WAY out of step with the peo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0S

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Priorities for upcoming Federal Budget essentialvision.com.au/priorities-for…

Affordable housing tops the list. pic.twitter.com/GJ2ErP4f4c

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@staticsan They do. See the second chart for each question.

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“One in five people (21%) believe tax cuts for higher income earners are very effective at stimulating the economy…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TJ

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More on that: “Q. Thinking about tax cuts which benefit higher income earners, which of the following statements is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hn

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Effectiveness of higher income earners tax cuts at stimulating the economy essentialvision.com.au/effectiveness-… pic.twitter.com/j8x42M1AV4

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“Q. How do you think the economy will look in the next six months?” essentialvision.com.au/state-of-the-e…

“A quarter of people..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VM

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“People rating the unemployment level as the key indicator for a healthy economy has increased in the past 12 month..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nk

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“Q. Which of the following indicators do you think is the most important when thinking about whether the Australian..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x7

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“Q. Overall, how would you describe the current state of the Australian economy?” essentialvision.com.au/state-of-the-e… All the d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yU

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Attitudes to latest Victorian restrictions (VICTORIA ONLY) essentialvision.com.au/attitudes-to-l…

Interesting stuff, this. pic.twitter.com/901rCUlGyU

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“Q. How would you rate your state government’s response to the Covid-19 outbreak?” essentialvision.com.au/state-governme… pic.twitter.com/tdLLGwJouf

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“Rating of the Federal Government’s handling of Covid-19 stays steady at 61% rating it very or quite good (59% earl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EP

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“There has been no shift in concern about threat of Covid-19 in the past two weeks with 36% very concerned about th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c3

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Tuesday! Essential polling! essentialvision.com.au/category/essen… As is my habit I will now tweet some highlights. Remember, this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jB

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NewtonMark This was an excellent podcast, and you should listen to it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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OK I’d better start work on this podcast. You all play nice now.

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@vegieoil It’s all part of the service.

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NewYorker H. G. Wells, who was born on this date in 1866, had a gift that was perhaps even rarer than being a great novelist:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bw

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@blahblahellis @spooky_girl Did you ever see this, where the Guardian’s review was actually 2 starts? pic.twitter.com/HknBGKKXGH

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@davidlmorris @jonoabroad Ah, and what I mean was picking a random number. :)

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@davidlmorris @jonoabroad You can also just ask people to pick a number between 0 and 10 and chart that.

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@spooky_girl Was the business one that was part of a chain or a franchise? If so, that performance review thing probably applied.

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@chieftech I have been known to compare it to a constant “Does my bum look big in this?” though I need a non-sexist version of this.

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Tue plan, updated: Slow start (almost done); podcast pre-production then 1400 recording; data wrangling; 1600 some..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VU

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@_midofo_ Ah yes! I forgot it was the equinox tonight. I will make appropriate arrangements. Though Cable Beach is out for me sorry.

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“How likely are you to recommend these tweets to a friend or colleague?”

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Oh. That’s quite a few tweets about Net Promoter Score (NPS) without using the word “cult”. NPS is a cult. That is all.

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@rup31 Answer to part one here. Part two (recommendation) is beyond my pay grade, and I’m not an expert in any of t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fw

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“Net Promoter Score Considered Harmful (and What UX Professionals Can Do About It)” (2017) blog.usejournal.com/net-promoter-s…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PQ

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@eddit0r This is another solid argument, yes.

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This tweet should’ve read “How LIKELY are you to recommend…?” but you are all so handsome and smart that you’d al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rj

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@NewtonMark Also, as a dairy farm it’s one thing, but as soon as you announce that they want to build an airport on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7w

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LOL and right on schedule, here’s NPS in action. twitter.com/JustJimWillDo/…

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joshgnosis Every time I hear that new ABC promo I think it’s a nappies ad.

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If you are in a company that uses NPS, form a resistance movement TODAY. Step One is to discover who should be firs..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K8

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ANOTHER REMINDER: Some companies use NPS as part of individual employees’ performance reviews. Companies that do th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZS

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REMINDER: Net Promoter Score (NPS) is bullshit and any company that uses it has swallowed the snake oil. The tell i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3N

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Would you like a company momentum update, @jpwarren @kcarruthers @jeamland?

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“Please find below a press release from <company_name> announcing a company momentum update…

“<company_name> tod..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sv

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New from @theNASEM: “Standard Definitions for Common Types of Pavement Cracking” nap.edu/catalog/25928/… Attn:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jZ

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On the other hand, “<product_name> was launched on Sunday by <elected_leader>. It has an initial focus on securing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3G

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Sadly people do pay money for it. The first one or two customers might be freebies set up as a “trial” to encourage..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…se

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Just in case @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @NewtonMark didn’t receive their personal copies of this press release…

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@Sam_Hickey Look I do enjoy me cheese, but do I want to report on it?

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@garystark @GordyPls Look I see what you’re doing here, but I am a fan of @Herring1967 (who has blocked me on Twitt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…72

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@allrite That is really, really terrible but I am laughing so yeah OK you get to live.

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Somehow I got added to some generic rent-a-list media distribution and I get various random press releases from the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fw

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PR pitch just now: “As the renowned and beloved caves of the Cheddar Gorge are set to close their doors indefinitel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dR

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byronkaye Wait until the airport is built and they order a coffee. pic.twitter.com/R0ecHsTdGJ

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I heard that Australia’s Minister for Communications has made some sort of announcement but sadly* I can’t share it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mG

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DashCamOwnersAu Even mother nature appreciates some Acca Dacca pic.twitter.com/pYYZmiIa6r

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An argument so simple even an economist could understand it. Perhaps even Chris Uhlmann. twitter.com/MJA_Editor/sta…

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Tue plan: Slow start; podcast pre-production then 1400 recording; data wrangling; 1600 some sort of meeting; quiet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p5

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AnarchyCoo DOUBT IS POWER! pic.twitter.com/LAzqnZzlHy

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badhistorytakes Wait, which Korea is which in this scenario? twitter.com/HotTankie/stat…

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It’s sunny in the Blue Mountains today, yes, but it may also be a bit windy. pic.twitter.com/0tAFtJK27x

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Tuesday. Your parents are quite disappointed in you. Tuesday.

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