RT @akbarjenkins: I’m on a Zoom call with economists. Apparently they recently found out that when people don’t have money they can’t buy t…
RT @rednz: Sick burn, @AppStore 🙊 https://t.co/HoRYSghO3s
@TheWatchdogEM Sold out, alas.
@franksting No idea. I’m with the other mob.
@bigbadave Disappointing.
Or rather, how to get you to piss away your points rather than flying anywhere.
How about a “Salmon Box + Chardonnay†for $60? https://t.co/sZP4CnFQ37
This is what an airline has to do when the… https://t.co/9z0QCcnQU3
@bengrubb @mixedupworld Here you go. https://t.co/NqlLKRDZKT
Here’s the link. https://t.co/NqlLKRDZKT https://t.co/XKWTFwrHPt
@elronxenu @NewtonMark Ok then lol.
mixedupworld Who wants a fully stocked Qantas 747 bar cart? pic.twitter.com/0NYO3jzwno
@expectproblems Thanks. I can’t remember what I did after shooting that footage. I certainly wouldn’t have headed out into the dust though.
@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark Or get that zipper fixed.
@bigbadave Lol not my images. :P
@sleepingdingo One can’t rush these things.
Here’s the ’Pedia entry on that dust storm. https://t.co/ANFwIdjS3Q
“Roger Deakins, cinematographer of the film ‘B… https://t.co/sHJ9ZBZlT2
@NewtonMark One of the most-visited pages on my website is this one, because it contains this photo of Samantha Fox… https://t.co/HnsIvzzkQm
RT @quaedvliegs: Do yourself a favour and follow @StuartHumphryes https://t.co/T7vJxVjT5V
I was guilted into doing it because @ApostrophePong posted his dust storm photos earlier today and I agree that 11… https://t.co/S05MQuOApZ
Exactly 11 years ago today, 23 September 2009, Sydney was enveloped in a massive dust storm. Here, finally, is the… https://t.co/cxl6bli5Uc
Bloody hell. I’d posted Senator Pauline Hanson’s burqa in the Senate stunt to YouTube and it’s had nearly 44,000 vi… https://t.co/RZaO0RiwSu
@SimonXCIV Clearly we move in different circles.
@dobes @GordyPls @rohan_p @rycrozier @NewtonMark @simonhackett @jeamland No, Malcolm Turnbull invented Ethernet.
@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @rycrozier @simonhackett @jeamland Is it too late to turn it off and build anew one?
JuiceboxCA Googling symptoms only tells you which diseases have the best SEO
“Labor calls on the Morrison government and NBN Co to release an updated document that does not treat Australian ta… https://t.co/d0q7ApAurB
RT @NewtonMark: In Australia, you can qualify as pilot in command of an aircraft at age 15, and it’s not uncommon to undertake training whe…
HAHAHAHAHAHA! https://t.co/RhyEZnt6PA
Sweet. https://t.co/8Ke7iRNS8B
Ping @dobes @rohan_p @rycrozier @NewtonMark @simonhackett @jeamland.
“Celebrating 40 years of Ethernet! Bob Metcalfe interviewed by Jensen Huang†https://t.co/GTspyMaTKD It’s next week… https://t.co/3iYUZsEq0r
FacesPics This stapler can’t handle it anymore pic.twitter.com/qwzeZy5vxc
RT @jeamland: Deciding to focus on user outcomes rather than the exact way I achieve them. https://t.co/f1LMkSpAfH
@llc1138 Lol thanks.
Oh good. https://t.co/AWkavbhS1w
@rycrozier Ah that makes sense. Such transparency!
And for more lulz, a tweet from 2013. https://t.co/vcCSxM595b
A good summary. https://t.co/XhJYREyiHE
@leoniedoyle Arf! Arf! Arf! :)
@rycrozier That’s kinda how I’m reading it from what you and others have written. Do we know or suspect why this wa… https://t.co/KFxo968gK5
@ApostrophePong You have guilted me into uploading the video. It will be on YouTube soon.
This is all a bit vague, which doesn’t surprise me at all. https://t.co/74vn7Qq02k
“The Australian Computer Society has threatened InnovationAus with legal action over this publication’s coverage of… https://t.co/8x4d1bPbTm
More on this: “ACS [Australian Computer Society] intimidation campaign seeks to silence critics†https://t.co/58UheFzD8s
Facebook has bailed from the Senate inquiry into Foreign Interference through Social Media. “Facebook has expressed… https://t.co/H4au0qR7yY
@jonoabroad @upulie And thank you, yes, all three episodes so far have been great fun. And today’s was fun too.
@jonoabroad @upulie At some point I hope to return to live-streaming some of the recording sessions.
@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron I concur.
@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron But there’s no tomato in pad thai.
@jonoabroad You are indeed too late, sorry. Ms Patten and I started on time and then we were focused. And JB was recorded four weeks ago.
@ApostrophePong Lol true. Maybe I’ll assembled it all this week, since it’s the anniversary. I did post a couple fr… https://t.co/fyaP1waxEw
And… the podcast recording is done. Thank you as always, @FionaPattenMLC. The finished podcast should be on the line tomorrow night.
Wed plan, updated having had an unexpected nap: 1400 record “The 9pm Edict†podcast; data wrangling; minor administrivia; quiet evening.
@ApostrophePong I have some video footage but I haven’t posted it anywhere yet. I should be less lazy and do that some time.
@jeamland I will read this later, but yes the abstract is extremely promising.
And all the lols continue. https://t.co/Soq4y2qP9e
Also very lol. “Details of NBN Co’s $3bn FTTN upgrade are still undecided: Industry yet to be consulted†by… https://t.co/sBEBpsA08F
Very lol. “Backflip to the home: NBN to upgrade FttN areas with fibre†by @dobes https://t.co/Qx0FsGcArg
RT @ApostrophePong: I took photos of the 2009 Australian dust storm today eleven years ago. They have been sitting in the hard drive for mo…
@ApostrophePong Oh my pleasure. That was an amazing day!
@GordyPls Oh, and also the beans etc should be shopped small. I just threw bean chunks in. Because I am lazy.
@GordyPls And yeah I was way light on the fish sauce.
@GordyPls Yep, looks good. Solid, in fact. I was lazy and didn’t pound up the paste first. Plus I don’t use sugar but that’s just me.
@GordyPls And the fried egg.
@GordyPls It was, yes. :) Here it is in progress. I have become addicted to snake beans of late. I should’ve added… https://t.co/5adxooXKoU
Breakfast today is pad kra pao, kinda. I forgot to put a fried egg on top, which is optional but I like it.
(It is… https://t.co/U0S5PdOZPA
Lol @normanswan citing @BetootaAdvocate as a source. Sweet.
Listening to today’@abcnewsws Coronacast, “All of a sudden, things are looking much more positipca.st/yy4qxhp2nHyrF4
I thought of that joke all by myself.
Hang on, Labor. If your platform is based on gas then it must be made of something very lightweight.
@RhombusHatesYou No that would be considered aggressive.
I’d do it myself but… you know. https://t.co/a6x2Y2jrDQ
Has someone told the Minister for Broadband Fiction that a “spike†in demand means it will soon be over? Can someon… https://t.co/vaJxfT9EhG
RT @SkinnerPm: Can’t remember a time when the president using his office to hype book sales for slavish devotees was frowned upon. The grif…
@jeffsonstein Yep. :) Ta. Though I was just making a bad joke. That said, I did the radio thing in my teens in the… https://t.co/DMY3MyfqS7
Wed plan: Faff about all morning; laundry; 1400 record “The 9pm Edict†podcast (rescheduled from yesterday); maybe… https://t.co/6eJeXVySIo
@jeffsonstein I don’t understand this euphemism.
@rycrozier Definitely. pic.twitter.com/ArB3BYgZKs
@oberonsghost I don’t understand anything any more.
cameronwilson i’m going to ask to interview the spider
cameronwilson i swear to god this is a real media release pic.twitter.com/M7QCxP1BwP
Why does Mr Musk want to be a skunk?
Attn: @dobes @jpwarren @jeamland https://t.co/Bk73Xncmt7
Lol @TimeGhostTV! Email arrived for Patrons, subject “Pearl Harbor Teaserâ€. Click on the link, it goes to a 404 err… https://t.co/hLQPfvsqWO
RT @GrogsGamut: “Vote LNP and get what the ALP promised 10 years later” https://t.co/FSkQGE44RV
Hey @gathgwyn have you tried this? https://t.co/4Tr9jbLzJE
So all this talk about “broadband†this morning… Can someone tell me what “fibre†is and whether it is any good?… https://t.co/9ZxzoCQZtJ
@Gwyntaglaw @rohan_p Well this does seem like a good strategy.
@JustJimWillDo Feel it course through your veins.
@rohan_p How… oh never mind lol.
@jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron This was not a sentence I expected to hear this week.
@jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Tis was not a sentence I expected to hear this week.
@rohan_p OK, I’ll bite. What is a “success-based upgrade�
It’s another sunny but windy day in the Blue Mountains todaypic.twitter.com/M301rkZCYfYf
Wednesday. Moderate failure is your best hope. Embrace your mediocrity. Wednesday. #inspirational #blessed
Gorn. If the world isn’t a better place when I wake up then I am going to phone your mother.
Fuck. 1am. Why am I even talking to you people?
@ApostrophePong @kcarruthers @newmandala I’ll chase this with ANU then, thank.
“GIF replies only� Grow the fuck up. [Rolls eyes] https://t.co/5xWo52mWFU
@madradish All those things, yes. I’ve been to the US quite a few times now, and I love the concept. But it’s chang… https://t.co/FFmyH9urkX
@Taco_Lad @kcarruthers Like Mark Latham.
Don’t just like this tweet. Retweet it.
This is where we’re at, people. Reminiscing about when us people of the world could visit Washington DC without bei… https://t.co/Egkvo4GxZx
@ApostrophePong @Taco_Lad @kcarruthers Hah! Yes, I spent quite some time on a Sunday morning watching the squirrels… https://t.co/b3oXT8UAXD
REMINDER: You should listen to this podcast and then subscribe to my shit. https://t.co/6cRSpzzCYZ
@ApostrophePong Oh do they? I have people at ANU so maybe I can make this happen. Also @kcarruthers has people at UNSW/ADFA.
@Taco_Lad @kcarruthers Yeah magpies are arseholes as @ApostrophePong should know.
@ApostrophePong I want one of those hotplates. :)
@ApostrophePong “Mysteriously†eh? I thought that plaque wouldn’t last long because it was so bold, but this is wonderful!
CSMFHT Time to corrupt the youth once more pic.twitter.com/KEtopvm4x4
@kcarruthers HURRAH FOR BIN CHICKENS!
As an aside, are we Australians mocking people who can’t cope with aggressive fauna?
RT @jxeeno: tldr don’t watch tv
https://t.co/SgpC8PRSHh
REMINDER. https://t.co/VIe24AfkvP
@kcarruthers Hahahaha lol show these softcocks a magpie! OMFG THE BIRD SWOOPS.
@kcarruthers @franksting @wolfcat @ApostrophePong Nom nom nom cannibalism!
@ApostrophePong @franksting @wolfcat I know you have listened to the people I listen to. It is going to be very mes… https://t.co/aiZSXgVJlv
@kcarruthers @franksting @wolfcat @ApostrophePong Literally, I hope.
@kcarruthers @franksting @wolfcat @ApostrophePong Correct.
@ApostrophePong @franksting @wolfcat I’m glad we’re on the same page.
@ApostrophePong @wolfcat @adamhillscomedy I love you too. :P https://t.co/VS9VTz7xku
@franksting @wolfcat @ApostrophePong Pretty much. I’ve followed this through my own choices of media, and… https://t.co/TzLrsMHe2t
geococcyxcal Allen’s hummingbird enjoying the Mexican sage. pic.twitter.com/jrhYehOfdQ
@nickzoic Irony.
@markrprior @glendturner Yes. Sorry.
@franksting @wolfcat @ApostrophePong That’s kinda my point. The US is on the edge of becoming a dictatorial power. Give it a few more years.
@ApostrophePong @wolfcat @adamhillscomedy Lol we don’t do the second verse because “We’ve boundless plains to shareâ€.