Oh Eric, what do words even mean? https://t.co/2NlsM9rY9b
@phonakins He is one of so very few.
RT @quakerraina: We’ve entered this stage of dystopia https://t.co/2O6ZcWOTAu

GrogsGamut What the hell is this pic.twitter.com/xwZkWEUeMh
Handy. https://t.co/f5REvxC4Ld
RT @Pseudo_Isidore: This has to be the best picture of a giraffe I have ever seen (from this blog post https://t.co/LVLEYtczlC
by @LuiseM…
@expectproblems Only if you take a very narrow-minded view of the assignment.
@thetowncrier @daniels_den I hope he can still dance.
“159 No longer used — formerly Will,†as in the psychological concept. Sure. I can do this. https://t.co/Uic6h5TKl9
2 Hours Of Squid To Relax/Study/Work To | Lofi Hip Hop | Monterey Bay Aquarium Krill Waves Radio https://t.co/2ox1SHuIQe
“The show centred on fictionalised versions of Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun, who live together in suburban bliss, unt… https://t.co/INFWvKnmi2
@daniels_den @thetowncrier Also Michael McCormack, who has a different job these days.
RT @thetowncrier: This came up in my YouTube feed again and given it’s probably the greatest moment in Australian television ever I thought…
Wondering how many people know about “Heil Honey I’m Home!†https://t.co/4EUUrErlKz
“Sitcom about Hitler and Eva B… https://t.co/tzpkEbIqeY
RT @sebchan: Another distraction from the world -> remarkable fully documented and explained source code of the BBC Micro version of Elite…
@glengyron @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Why not both?
RT @NickFeik: Stand down, everyone. He’s “disappointed” and “it won’t happen again”. https://t.co/jujc8PJ6n8
@JustJimWillDo @johnb78 @DrRhysPockett There is no need to be this obtuse.
@DrRhysPockett @johnb78 No. [Rolls eyes.]
@johnb78 @DrRhysPockett Watch what you say. They’re cousins of mine.
@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Yeah it’s put me off watching any more slightly, but if the Chinatown visit… https://t.co/BC99qtgOkP
US: 4% of the world’s population, 20% of the world’s COVID-19 deaths. And counting. https://t.co/bjSsNDUdmI
tortoise Would you trust an algorithm to make a fairer shortlist for a job vacancy than a human?
@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Yes I thought you might notice that.
@dobes Just the first episode, which was a “Trump, Inc†promo too.
Mate, they’re not “responsible†reforms just because you’ve put that word in there. Just like “sustainable†and “pa… https://t.co/FLEztznPSh
@baxters Yep, classic spider bite scenario. I got one retrieving an object from under the bed.
Ping @dobes.
If you need a new podcast, “Blindspot: The Road to 9/11†https://t.co/exmPQHSi2J
@baxters More seriously, yeah, it could be a wasp or a great big ant or some such. I’m just used to black house spider bites.
@baxters But they see you. :)
@baxters Looks very spidery. If it was indoors or unknown, chances are it was a generic black house spider. There’s several species.
RT @RAF_Luton: BREAKING: War boat HMS Sunderland has deployed from #RAFLuton to Newcastle to assist local authorities enforce #UKlockdown a…
RT @Stephen_J_Grey: @MagdaSzubanski @MadFckingWitch Data shows you can have low deaths and low impact on economy or high deaths and high im…
@jonoabroad You just kind of visualise it in your mind and see how much you remember.
@GordyPls How did your pad kra pao go the other night?
@Di_ACM_Astro @dobes @purserj @ApostrophePong @DailyMirror Oh dear.
@jonoabroad No.
@beneltham @absalomedia Or believed in anything, really.
Crikey is looking for a “visual satirist†to join the team. https://t.co/XqQFLUDZbM
“You may be a cartoonist, coll… https://t.co/gsQFjRhb4f

@RhombusHatesYou @dobes @purserj @ApostrophePong @DailyMirror They really are lovely, yes. pic.twitter.com/An4IxwfC4R
@dobes @purserj @ApostrophePong @DailyMirror Macaws aren’t even from Africa.
RT @teambuild3r: I’ve found the perfect mask https://t.co/K3kZTZxn9n
RT @bastardsheep: That’s fine. It’s only when it’s in an Aldi bag that it’s wrong. Isn’t it? https://t.co/WvPKjQLwHW
@dobes @purserj @ApostrophePong But for some reason @DailyMirror has illustrated a story about African grey parrots… https://t.co/2KS894cL8u
@dobes @purserj @ApostrophePong Oh THAT Gary Lineker. The snooker player. [Nods.] https://t.co/UjUKGfdjXC
@dobes @purserj @ApostrophePong “Steve Nichols, chief executive of Lincolnshire Wildlife Park, said the five Africa… https://t.co/yIz9QN0sY2
Hurrah for jerkbirds! @dobes @purserj @ApostrophePong https://t.co/x7jxo7KGBg
Always amused that Foxconn (and probably the other two but I can’t be bothered checking) supplies a vast range of t… https://t.co/65aa24GRko
@dynamiccyops “If you don’t read,†let the lazy pricks suffer. :) They need to learn that not everything is The America.
@Gippycath The smaller banks seem to be able to make this stuff happen faster, yes.
“Telstra takes wraps off 5G fixed wireless service,†and other broadband cost and speed factoids, by @dobes https://t.co/5iudIcPXSA
@Gippycath Up is a Bendigo subsidiary, I am told. :)
“WA government to establish whole-of-government cybersecurity centre†by @achanthadavong https://t.co/nDY7zFoD5z
@newzedland @JustJimWillDo Hey if the bank’s happy I’m happy. They wear any loss. :)
Australian birds, explained. Ping @ApostrophePong. Also, poor kid, but we all had to learn too. https://t.co/g0dTcBVXIK
@LapTop006 Also, Westpac is too busy doing crimes.
@JustJimWillDo Interesting. Westpac asks you to log into into internet baking or your app and punch in the CVV code.
It was Up Bank. Ta. https://t.co/AYGD6kVck4
@LapTop006 Also I’m with Westpac and I’d have been told about this.
@LapTop006 Ditto. This is a smaller non-Sydney bank which for some reason doesn’t Express Post new cards.
@terencehuynh The branding was always the problem, yes.
LAZY BANK QUESTION: The other day an Australian bank said they activate card numbers the moment they open the accou… https://t.co/UmV2w8cCjq
@JustJimWillDo Once a week, I’d have thought.
RT @Birdyword: Frankly the only things that have stopped Attenborough Animal Fight Club from happening are the institutional cowardice of t…
As you do. https://t.co/1vKomBChua
“QAnon leaders look to rebrand after tech crack downs†https://t.co/I04MaraIZb
Fabulous lede in the screenshot. In… https://t.co/prGmz2LlCv
GooseInfosec HONK
@christopherneal I haven’t seen the 1949 one, but here it is. https://t.co/xnzJvdkAJ5
The Blue Lagoon. https://t.co/wfBTjRLWYV
@sleepingdingo Or, and I think you’ll like this, add the URL at https://t.co/bfVQZ6tVPJ. Search for the URL as you… https://t.co/07sBBVwgkJ
RT @RAF_Luton: On this Day 1942 Blackpool tower was loaded on to a Landrover and moved to #RAFLuton for safe-keeping during the war after l…
@sleepingdingo Yeah, from what I can see from others’ analysis there’s been at least three substantial post-publication edits, maybe more.
@swearyanthony @earleyedition @abcnews @BenjaminMillar Anyway, I said I was going to leave it and I am going to leave it.
@swearyanthony @earleyedition @abcnews @BenjaminMillar No, there would other factors too. Not JUST because you’re a vigilante.
@sleepingdingo The text would have updated as the story was updated. :)
@earleyedition @swearyanthony @abcnews @BenjaminMillar Oh yes, that little piece of journalistic sunshine. Sigh.
@abcnews I’ve deleted the link to further screenshots because they weren’t as early as I’d hoped. I’ll definitely d… https://t.co/xuHHKlAONk
@sleepingdingo No, these aren’t early versions, sorry. All the commentary was added much later than the original st… https://t.co/mdoXJtxE86
@sleepingdingo @abcnews Thanks very much. Will link this into the thread.
RT @GordyPls: “We encourage you to download this app to enable police to conduct surveillance on you remotely.” https://t.co/SE2niINSof
@abcnews Anyway that’s enough on this from me. I know there’s plenty of others who’ll keep flogging the horse throu… https://t.co/Jv7BmszidH
@R_Chirgwin @BenjaminMillar Already done. People were quick to reply.
@abcnews Thank you, there’s partial screenshots in this thread. “Self-described patriot†eh? https://t.co/ERz4NVhQTp
@abcnews It has just been brought to my attention that this editor’s note is a somewhat late addition to the story.… https://t.co/CfcpzB8RFm
@earleyedition @abcnews Wow that’s only just happened, hasn’t it. Do we have the original somewhere?
@earleyedition @abcnews Robbie isn’t with us any more, I don’t think.
@abcnews Oh of course. “Elder Russell Butler was concerned that predominately white vigilantes were chasing mostly… https://t.co/H0ojEhsHHh
@abcnews One angle not explored in the story, though it may have been and just not included, is why after 19 years… https://t.co/i8UZpKbUfE
“Vigilantes chasing stolen cars, patrolling streets, as youth crime rises in Townsville,†reports @abcnews.… https://t.co/sxvsW6Sgz9
RT @rahm3sh: THE NARRATIONðŸ˜ðŸ˜â˜ ï¸ https://t.co/m2EFRnstMN
@SuperCroup I agree. Thinking is overrated.
@LapTop006 That’s terrible. :)
Hmmm. For reasons which are not entirely clear I have been asleep all day. Maybe I should re-announce a cyber policy for the attention.

TheOnion GOP Says Giving Trump Second Term Would Be Christian Act Of Charity For Poor Elderly Man bit.ly/3idEIuV pic.twitter.com/ANejuOgg2S
@AUSFestivus @davpope @dobes The All-Seeing Potato is a fine character, yes.
@FrKarlSinclair I guess so.

@davpope @dobes But here is today’s and it’s certainly an accurate summary of what’s goinpic.twitter.com/xn8aN12xcjN12xcj

I’d missed thi@davpopepe from the other day@dobesespic.twitter.com/4mXml2HWFiFi
RT @BinAnimals: Our raw milk map is leading to a lot of questions already answered by Tim Farron. https://t.co/4orDQAxKDW
RT @Nicolafaddy: Mind your mum used to send you to the shop for fags with a note and they gave you it 🤣🤣 https://t.co/dk5672Rl26
Although the next sentence says the uncertainty hasn’t ended: “Whether Mr Johnson’s departure is enough to stem the… https://t.co/T2EZv0eVJj
“Australian Computer Society chief executive officer Andrew Johnson has confirmed he will leave the organisation ne… https://t.co/32XGZi118Z
RT @McClellandShane: Virtual meetings are basically modern seances.
“Elizabeth are you here?â€
“Make a sound if you can hear us.â€
“Is any…

ssharwood Truly outstanding something something computers BS marketing for shoes. pic.twitter.com/JCKh766mcG
@FrKarlSinclair I thought you were the optimist?
These are very good. Ping @ApostrophePong @drearyclocks . https://t.co/nwZmkY6Fjo
Is something broken in the cloud?
@drspacejunk Sounds aspirational.
Can you imagine being this thick?
(Not a comment on either political allegiance, I’m just astounded that someone c… https://t.co/oxopM1BNlu
Listening to today’@abcnewsws Coronacast, “What ever happened to saliva testing for coronavirupca.st/pndca6oxmsrvEA
One week to go until Australia’s rescheduled Budget Night, when Mr Frydenberg will re-announce all the things that… https://t.co/Fv2aiuEjCq
Tue plan: Try to think of things to write about; podcast pre-production; 1400 recording*; maybe the post-production… https://t.co/fCXwCNMRR9

Temperatures are almost spot on average in the Blue Mountains today, though it’s a bit cloudy this morningpic.twitter.com/xxXZJtsmbjbj
Maybe political journalists need to replace the phrase “the government will†with something a little less certain.
On a related note, have any of the things announced as cybersecurity spending actually started happening yet? Maybe… https://t.co/bTqCUkD8ni
Attn: @RealNickHodge and fans of “The Bill†generally. https://t.co/onNe5HJ3YS
“[UK] Police told not to download NHS Covid-19 app,†so there’s a vote of confidence. https://t.co/NlTRlKOAXP
RT @goldengateblond: this official response to Trump’s demand that Biden take a drug test is sending me https://t.co/9JUj7UL55x
@DavidFeng Yeah there’s a current House committee Inquiry into options for financing faster rail, and all sorts of… https://t.co/0HFLoQ5JU2
This morning, a stand-off between a family of king parrots and some crimson rosellas. Not in shot are another king… https://t.co/gquasgIX1d
Tuesday. Your neighbours are to blame. They despise you, and rightly so. Tuesday.