Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 20th, 2020

OK I’m off now. You two behave yourselves.

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@MatthewBevan And young people today won’t even know what that means. :)

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Alas I am too old to have experienced this joy. twitter.com/MatthewBevan/s…

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Oh how sad. Chef Pete has done a flounce-quit.

@sexenheimer @cameronwilson @dobes twitter.com/LucyThack/stat…

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@_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo Sure, as would I, but we all know that none of us could live on Russian food forever. BUT GIVE ME BORSCHT NOW!

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@Sean_A_Mitchell So it would appear to be, yes. But as the old saying goes, you get what you pay for.

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@NewtonMark Lol and of course @campuscodi is across it. Word is he never sleeps. :) But hey, being surveilled on by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…la

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@JustJimWillDo I have never been to RU but yes I imagine so.

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As southerly busters go it’s a bit lame.

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By comparison, the Thai retirement visa. AUD 30k or so in the bank and an income of AUD 3k a month. thaiembassy.com/retire/retire.…

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@jonoabroad Russia’s economy is… interesting.

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@cathywilcox1 He is both correct and a nerd, yes. Encourage him, we need more.

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canderaid this is honesty so adorable I can’t even be mad pic.twitter.com/h4qDPpMdWo

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@cathywilcox1 Wait. Has your Kong been donkeyed? Ewww…

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@cathywilcox1 Technically they’re not verbs, don’t ask me what kind of adjective they are because I’m drinking, but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g6

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CrazyinRussia Russian engineering. pic.twitter.com/pwlOQsRIt7

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EmilyDWarfield The fact that y’all posit these as opposites really underscores everything wrong with your approach. twitter.com/nordicmodelnow…

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@SuperCroup @JustJimWillDo @jeamland OK, looks good. I’m just used to having more width in there.

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NewtonMark After a massive overreaction that instantly locked down an entire State, the people who did it are now massively ov..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oq

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I know many more names are involved here but yes. Now let’s see what happens next. twitter.com/walkleys/statu…

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup @jeamland Lol one column at a time, but sure yes it’ll work.

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@jeamland @SuperCroup Indeed. Things like TweetDeck are such overkill for most people. Also, essential for media workers.

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@jeamland @SuperCroup As an aside, TweetDeck is always linear and doesn’t show ads, and the Better TweetDeck browse..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v0

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@johnb78 Indeed. I should check back in my Scimex emails to see who said what when. (Science Media Exchange, a PR w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3l

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@JustJimWillDo Most of mine go out CC-BY. Unless they contain a human who might be misinterpreted as supporting a c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MD

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@johnb78 Dr Swan was expressing doubts from the start. Not that I’m putting him on a pedestal, but he is someone wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ed

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@jpwarren @ComradeEevee No not stickers. I do not deface my computers.

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Histreepix It’s said that at exactly 2am on a clear Winter Solstice at Stone Henge, Prime Minister Winston Churchill materiali..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hB

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@JustJimWillDo Fair dealing for the purposes of parody. Suck it up, Princess.

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I still can’t get over how good this is. twitter.com/Histreepix/sta…

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They’re just a few things that jumped out. There were quite a few things I’m not personally familiar with but I’ll..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8o

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Also congratulations to @roweafr for getting a Walkley “Thoughts and Prayers”. Ping @dobes. pic.twitter.com/cU1NqFAxuf

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@paulwallbank @rebeccacaroe @joannejacobs @kcarruthers @peterjchalmers Pffft! Like I’d answer the phone from some random local magistrate.

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trouteyes Cock-a-doodle doo dickheads pic.twitter.com/f8uSQVjosz

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@jpwarren I have two questions. 1. How does this relate to the Time Cube? 2. Do you have hexagonal laptop sleeves?

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Sometimes I think we should put the bees in charge. twitter.com/jagungal1/stat…

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NuclearAnthro Terrorists could detonate a 10kt nuclear weapon in Manhattan and promptly kill fewer people than Republicans will h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vq

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@techAU … By which I mean Tesla is automatically THE example. In the same way that Foxconn is nearly always describtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…jVqb

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@techAU It is. What I’m interested in, though, is whether non-geeks will want to give up the control-the-machine as..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H0

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rhamdu Media friends, please stop framing it as “what’s the most normal Christmas we can get away with” and start thinking..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2W

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@techAU @Tesla Some sort of mechanism to stop drivers ever talking about their car?

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@upulie @Scottludlam Look apart from whatever is happening in Scott’s head, I am getting SO much feedback about how..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ky

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See THIS is how you organise your world. twitter.com/Sake_Baku/stat…

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ybees3 Enter new password:
‘chicken’
Password must contain a capital:
‘chickenkiev’

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swearyanthony The SA press conference today was pretty vile - not only for the premier and the police chief scapegoating one teen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4e

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elivalley The coasts are healing pic.twitter.com/avA6GLwA3M

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TomisCrowley So @MattCowgill updated his chart on JobSeeker, which I’m posting bc he’s in Twitter exile. It’s a brutal picture:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rB

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asunnydisposish “I will face god and walk backwards into hell” is still one of the most metal quotes ever to grace this earth and i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9I

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“Earthquake alert: BART rolls it out. No one on board notices. Perfect.” @NewtonMark @JustJimWillDo sfchronicle.com/bayarea/articl…

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@NewtonMark @JustJimWillDo This is true, they’re like riding the inside of a tub of gravel. Nice acceleration though.

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@NewtonMark At least it’s not like BART’s earthquake procedures.

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stilgherrian REMINDER: This podcast was posted yesterday. It’s quite a long episode but it’s full of good bits because @upulie i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iL

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hattie_soper Academics: ‘Can one ever truly grasp the affective subtlety of medieval lyrics…’

Medieval lyrics: ‘Ete ye this b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qy

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@oberonsghost I am not, sorry. I am hiding away somewhere else, and probably not receiving guests. I’m almost tempted to just have a nap.

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@JustJimWillDo @DrRhysPockett (a) Jim, that’s terrible. (b) It’s a very fish kind of evening, but I had fish for lu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5x

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Fri plan, a review: I got nearly everything done except one of the errands, and that was someone else’s fault. I th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xx

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Zblattt! bom.gov.au/products/IDN21…

Detailed Severe Thunderstorm Warning for DAMAGING WINDS, LARGE HAILSTONES and HEA..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u8

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MatthewBevan “I bought a pizza”

Are you sure? We’re going into lockdown if you did.

“Yes………… wait. I made the pizza. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2G

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I wonder who they’ll replace him with. pic.twitter.com/bOk3GnKwtg

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@erstkate No, though this Place can be quite strange at times.

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If I were you I’d read today’s Alien Sideboob from @JohnBirmingham because it’s quite good. aliensideboob.substack.com/p/not-so-speci…

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Mikey_Nicholson Thoughts and prayers for the social media manager of Woodville Pizza Bar.

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Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers.

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@garystark Ah, I love the sound of shredders in the morning…

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TheNTNews WATERGATE HAS NOTHING ON PIZZAGATE

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mattblaze If you say “the dog ate my homework”, you need evidence, but at least there probably are some homework-eating dogs..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vf

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@marcuskelson @stufromoz They’re like $4 for 4500 words of silliness. With butt pounding.

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@stufromoz @marcuskelson Oh that’s a good one! There’s a whole time travel angle to it.

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I see that South Australians are ramping up their WE MUST PUNISH THEM vibes already. It’s a shame pitchforks are out of fashion eh.

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How long until Chuck Tingle releases a book about Rudy being pounded in the butt by the colour of cheap hair dye?

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@AndrewPStreet My audience would actually pay for that lol.

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@larz It is very noice indeed. A lovely hot Friday treat.

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@AndrewPStreet The real problem is that nothing is ever happening in the news so what will we even talk about?

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@nickzoic I know for a fact that fly repellent doesn’t dye your hair or melt your face.

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The next epidode will probably contain the wonderful @AndrewPStreet but we have yet to align our calendars. Either..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ng

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REMINDER: This podcast was posted yesterday. It’s quite a long episode but it’s full of good bits because @upulie i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iL

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Watching Rudy’s head melt really has been the highlight of my day so far.

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@oberonsghost So I understand, but I’m not going to try it out.

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@franksting @oliyoung I can’t help with this “problem”, only observe your demise.

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@ok_lyndsey @ashabeeeee This conversation is going downhill quite rapidly.

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@ok_lyndsey @ashabeeeee I haven’t read the story yet but I bet it’s the wrong type of cum.

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, with a mask-wearing level of maybe 10% if you’re lucky.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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@dmeeze @upulie That’s respectively lovely, disappointing, and reassuring. Thank you.

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travisakers Trump campaign attorney Sidney Powell just said that Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez rigged the 2020 election.

Hugo Chavez died in 2013.

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So far I’ve only seen one other passenger in a mask, and even that one was a bit half-arsed.

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@purserj @dobes Each time there’s one more jerkbird in the posse. This does not bode well.

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JazzTwemlow Starting a social media app where you have to pass a test on the topic before you’re allowed to tweet anything abou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yh

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Getting the show on the road.

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@SoggyTiri @dobes @purserj Pretty much, yes, but “jerkbirds” is our word now.

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Fri plan: 0824 train to Sydney; reading and plotting en route; haircut; 1130 back maintenance; walk; 1400 GP; erran..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cf

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@dobes @purserj Lol no bin chickens up here. But now the jerkbirds have left a king parrot has arrived, along with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZV

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Hahahaha this changes everything! The jerkbirds have taken over now, @dobes @purserj . pic.twitter.com/CBGddZjDI8

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Tense relations between the magpies and the crimson rosellas this morning. pic.twitter.com/LbeEAyX3AO

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This entire Blue Mountains weather forecast is correct. Such a warm day too. pic.twitter.com/IHAe0t2Tib

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richard_littler I see Rudy Giuliani is having a meltdown. Literally.
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Friday. Stop sulking. You brought this on yourself. Friday.

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