Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 28th, 2020

tkingdot Lol that will not work twitter.com/thelincolnite/…

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KetanJ0 The alternate is significantly better, social team twitter.com/BW/status/1332… pic.twitter.com/F73lUjTb7S

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Probably not. Only really sad people are online at this hour.

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Anyway go listen to the End of Spring Series 2020 and hear from @JohnBirmingham @sexenheimer @upulie because I’m su..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L4

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It’s not too late to become a subscriber and get yourself TRIGGER WORDS or a CONVERSATION TOPIC. Go to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oo

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The week after that it’s the end-of-year wrap episode with a panel of wonderful people who don’t know they’re doing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zs

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The following week my guest is the amazing @feraldata. If you want to play in that episode, I’ll need your TRIGGER..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q7

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The next episode is with the wonderful @AndrewPStreet. If you want to play in that episode, I’ll need your TRIGGER..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xL

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… there’s still three episodes to go in the End of Spring Series 2020, and if you’ve contributed in a way that me..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uZ

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This is a silly time to do it but I have whisky, so I will do a brief plug for my podcast “The 9pm Edict”. You can..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dG

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reselsnark This is the dirty secret that journalists don’t want to admit.

Cancel culture and public personal abuse existed we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lm

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@bigjsl @NewtonMark @RealNickHodge @glengyron @simonhackett Are you suggesting that @simonhackett wasn’t aware of his altitude? Wow.

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“Design your days and bolster your personal growth.” pic.twitter.com/Oe0rQhBL0P

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RT [PROTECTED]: This is probably the best description of Clapton’s “music” twitter.com/rocking_bob/st… pic.twitter.com/YNrtlQC66w

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“A butcher checking the peeled body of a cow hanging on a hook.” Peeled? pic.twitter.com/zP5KK4paCw

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@JustJimWillDo @johnb78 Yeah @dobes and I really should’ve got some cyber stock photos done when @HivintAU had thei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yq

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@johnb78 Or as we call them in not-Russia, goat foals.

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@wheelyweb At the very least her attitude to the cow is neutral.

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“Senior man in bath is surprised by leaping tilapia fish - concepts - surreal, surprise, water purity.” pic.twitter.com/3eSEF7GGwS

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“Destroying Britain”? Is Britain really that fragile? twitter.com/SteveBakerHW/s…

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@brainsnap1000 Bah! This is the whole “Now is not the time” rejection of facing reality. If we can’t call out these..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9U

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“Picture of happy fat woman riding a motorcycle by closing her eyes, isolated on white background.” pic.twitter.com/MhEYXGzkbV

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“Horse head fisherman with fresh fish stock photo.” pic.twitter.com/R18pwIqNhy

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Your homework for tomorrow is to come up with a scenario where it would be vital to have this image available. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“Viking woman holding a huge brick of cheese.” pic.twitter.com/IuNrRBZfxq

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@burgotastic If nothing else, stock photo descriptions are precise.

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The great thing about stock photography is that you can choose almost any search terms and there will be an image…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…El

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“Glamour caucasian Model in Russian Style Kokoshnik Posing With Newborn Lamb Cub Against Nature Background. Vertica..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eo

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I love stock photography. “Fashion Portrait of Sensual Caucasian Brunette In Russian Kokoshnik with Basket of Bread..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZP

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I read this as “Grindr” at first and was very confused. twitter.com/snowwynter1/st…

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BirdbrainElle Eric Clapton trending is a great time to remind everyone that Eric Clapton is a racist hack. pic.twitter.com/c1HKX8DrJz

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@JM77 @purserj Lol. And not the jerkbird’s.

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@yabbie5674 @TwoSetViolin I remember seeing that one and it is just so glorious!

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@franksting @erinrileyau I understand. :) If I’m doing that I must have gin on the rocks. If it’s a decent gin, obviously.

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MatthewBevan Absolutely spitting with outrage to hear that those novelty plungers are fake. pic.twitter.com/yP22Q2Qdkc

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stilgherrian Quite a silly ode to cabbage by @TwoSetViolin youtube.com/watch?v=l76KLQ…

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stilgherrian Yes, Farnham is still performing. twitter.com/FeathersOz/sta…

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stilgherrian Oh I say, @davpope’s Gladyicarus is delightful. @dobes @johnb78 @NewtonMark pic.twitter.com/4I2yCJLkuf

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@franksting @erinrileyau Sure but then wouldn’t some sort of bitters would be the way to go there?

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Ooooh! The War on 2020 Livestream, with Mark Humphries, Nina Oyama, Sami Shah, Steph Tisdell, Nat Damena and James..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ai

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“He’s no Pete Evans, but Mark Humphries is considering a cult” smh.com.au/culture/comedy… Good idea, @markhumphries.

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@franksting @erinrileyau Actually a much better idea, in which case go 2:1 not 2.5:0.5.

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@erinrileyau Let me suggest: 2.5 x lemon myrtle vodka, 0.5 x sweet vermouth, shake with ice, strain into martini glass, twist of orange.

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@erinrileyau There’s a kind of martini looking at you there.

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Wondering whether I should do a podcast segment advising people on exactly what sexual acts they may and may not do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7q

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CarlBeijer Call me crazy but if you’re asking “who decides?” to the Pope, maybe the Catholic Church just isn’t right for you pic.twitter.com/w9oSYcMHti

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@swearyanthony Happy Birthday, but I am declining to discuss the matter of the pig.

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Meanwhile, let us pity Mr Elnami because under law we cannot even call him a dog-fucker .

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My poor typing means that some quote marks are in the wrong place in that thread, so I refer you to the full judgme..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…To

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So, my friends in Tasmania, go for it.

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… because the Tasmanian parliament did not draft the law well and because Mr Ammar Ibrahim Elnami failed to actua..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2S

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“Mr Dolbey’s concluding submission is that Parliament has not expressed a clear intention that ‘bestiality’ should..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z2

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Later, “[A] statute of 1828 clarified that ”actual Emission of Seed” was not an essential element of the offence,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EL

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As an aside, Angus Taylor has recently been of immense use here, having read the entire wrong speech as a second re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VX

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Lol. “Excessive recourse to second reading speeches is one of the blights of modern litigation […] what Ministers..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K9

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Further down, I’m starting to see why the appellant’s counsel is arguing that the Criminal Code Amendment Act 1987..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i0

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“‘Carnal knowledge’ means the penetration to any the least degree of the organ alleged to have been known, by the m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1e

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Then we come to Section 122 of the Code first enacted in Chapter XIV ‘Crimes against Morality’ [Tasmania] and “Any..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KY

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There then follows a rather comprehensive history of which activities with an animal do or do not constitute bugger..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qM

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@jonoabroad Yeah you are a mere n00b when it comes to all this. Apparently.

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@paulkidd “10. Counsel for the accused, Mr Dolbey, in his most comprehensive and helpful written submissions recoun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L5

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I mean @paulkidd, as a lawyer, would be all over this. So to speak.

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I mean this is how it starts. Is it too early in the evening to tweet this? pic.twitter.com/xOCU8cy166

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OK I am going to read this Supreme Court of Tasmania judgment abut bestiality now. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@franksting How many possums do you plan to release?

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erstkate Nearly pocket tweeted this accidental signal to the q nutters pic.twitter.com/RUtbUJEZID

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@dobes @purserj Ah yes, they all have their personalities.

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@dobes @purserj Just the one? I have an entire squadron of the fuckers.

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paulwiggins Your regular reminder that the opinion of a columnist does not constitute news. twitter.com/theheraldsun/s…

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JasonHazeley ‘Meh.’ James Joyce. Published February 1922. pic.twitter.com/cuCj6bAWUp

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@rockyr1000 Out at Badgery’s Creek, where the new Western Sydney airport is being built, it was somewhat hotter. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Meanwhile in Sydney’s weather today… twitter.com/weather_contex…

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Lol and here’s the real one, “Afghanistan Stability / COIN Dynamics” theguardian.com/news/datablog/… I suspect @jpwarren wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7Q

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@kels_316 @JohnBirmingham Pitt as the General McChrystal character. That link to the review will fill you in.

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I trust that both @JohnBirmingham and @kels_316 have seen this film.

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I also like his personalised version of the US counterinsurgency strategy, SNORPP, short for Systemic Negation Of R..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b2

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… as he says in his ops room, “Let’s get rid of Fox News [on the monitors]. It won’t do us any good to have a bun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6O

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I am currently watching the 2017 Netflix film “War Machine” starring Brad Pitt, a satire on the war in Afghanistan,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BP

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bitcoin_txt buy now or be priced out forever

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@Sam_Hickey Yes, that would be useful, because “I am now imprisoning you in a giant transparent jar” isn’t reassuring.

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astronomydave Huh… Never had that happen before.

Ok Twitter, have at it: What kind of drug IS Jupiter? 🤪 pic.twitter.com/UBzaZfgIRH

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Well this is just completely unnecessary. twitter.com/bengrubb/statu…

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Poor badgers. For my American friends this is 117F. twitter.com/joannejacobs/s…

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At least it’s a dry heat.

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@FrKarlSinclair I assume you power up the Auxiliary Bishop when… wait for it… your Mass is too heavy. @rfkram..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eB

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BOM_NSW To hot to even bother stealing chips.. apparently. With temperatures across large areas of the state already hittin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DK

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EllenKurz I wish I was in the room when they told Kamala that Trump spent seven figures to find 132 more votes for her

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@jpwarren Don’t you think we’ve mocked Gladys B enough today?

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@jpwarren And bureaucracies. And police forces.

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@LocalMalcontent Nope. :) The ° is redundant, I reckon.

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@sleepingdingo @SatPaper True,. Anyway I never get any of the sport questions, and rarely the film questions, so I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5o

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@Dave9840 @juhasaarinen @SatPaper I know. :) She is cruel some weeks, though, so I guess a bit of silliness is allowed.

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@RStraatus Nah, they have to be scooped out in all manner of weather.

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@purserj I imagine that oxygen and water would be things you’d sort out pretty quickly. But yes.

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@purserj On the other hand, “The Moon is a Harsh Mistress” and catapults. See also the Rods of God. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinetic_b…

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Well here’s a twist! “The Swift Aerobatic Display Team at Kemble Battle of Britain Weekend 2009. A Swift glider is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xP

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@NewtonMark @RealNickHodge @glengyron Ah! I’d imagined the tugs billed per launch and so they were trying to cram in more per hour.

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I got 5/10 in the @SatPaper quiz this week and not 6/10 because I got my cities confused. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2020/11/28 B..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oP

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@NewtonMark Lol that story is South Australia encapsulated. Ping @RealNickHodge @glengyron. But yes, the way that o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vw

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Dear America, please be meeting the state Premier of Victoria, Australia. twitter.com/DanielAndrewsM…

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MollyJongFast How it started. How it’s going pic.twitter.com/ydf2txRcZR

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This is brilliant. I used to live on the hill of Gawler East which had a panoramic view across the the glider airfi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4O

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@JustinianNews Sorry for the previous linguistics crime. “The catchwords list is” is correcter.

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@JustinianNews I think I might leave reading that until a bit later, after I’ve had a whisky or two.

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@JustinianNews On this bestiality thing, here is the judgment being referred to. The catchwords list in the second..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jM

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@jpwarren Indeed. So it has more room now.

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I have seen Botanic Gardens jerkbirds climbing onto tourists’ shoulders and even heads to demand food. @dobes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uf

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@JustinianNews Also the exposition of the links between Senator Abetz and bestiality comes a close second.

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One can always reply on @JustinianNews’ Gadfly column to point out the hypocrisies of the week. Here’s my favourite..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…19

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Yes, Farnham is still performing. twitter.com/FeathersOz/sta…

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So every weekend I look to see where I’ve been quoted and such, but this reference has me slightly worried. pic.twitter.com/VeayQMdi54

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kenchengcomedy [at chinese restaurant]

my date (dumb): can i order the hoisin duck please

me (smart, has some irish friends): I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Br

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Here’s that lead story by @KarenMMiddleton, “How Australia’s leaders are preparing for climate change” thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/…

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Agreed, this is an excellent front page. Opening my app now… twitter.com/madconnaughton…

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lukeisamazing Zeus when he sees a mortal woman in a lake pic.twitter.com/jPRGwVea0r

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@possumbrisbane I do like the idea of a roll-up ladder, yes.

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@M_Gauche Awww… It’s just a little one!

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All of the Information Innovation at UTS seminars are up at youtube.com/channel/UC4Grd… and there’s a podcast called “I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WY

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So that UTS research presentation on trolling from Friday? The one in the thread? Videos are now online.

Evita Mar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kp

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Spider, with platypus for scale, @jpwarren. I have now convinced the spider that it would be happier elsewhere. pic.twitter.com/zAl1WTmek8

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@possumbrisbane Hah. I tried to improvise something like that but I couldn’t be bothered waiting for the spider to decide it was safe.

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Sat plan: Given the weather forecast I’ll just be doing the laundry and staying inside being annoying on the intern..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JT

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cemerick It’s so “funny” that the Hajj was basically canceled this year, but half of the UK’s covid policy for the next 6 we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qo

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@garystark @morebento @ozweather @CARROT_app You know, Gary, it isn’t necessary to help so much. :)

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@morebento @ozweather @CARROT_app These are your choices, or a personal station of your choice. pic.twitter.com/uH1F7vjAc2

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@morebento @ozweather @CARROT_app Of course you could always switch to one of the networks with user-supplied data..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0I

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@morebento @ozweather @CARROT_app For example, the BoM station nearest me is Mount Boyce, but the forecasts are iss..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hd

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@morebento @ozweather @CARROT_app Well the BoM data is the BoM data. But then it’s *which* data. For real-time, is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dY

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@morebento @ozweather The Apple-supplied app doesn’t use BoM data, but from memory it’s possibly AccuWeather or Wea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…we

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@Ganjm001 @humusbeings It’s already covering the wood shed, so I guess it’s doing its job.

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@FreeWolfAu Thanks. I’m curious about all the replies overnight, ‘cos we solved this within minutes of posting yest..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ys

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@jpwarren It does, but I don’t have a banana. I did have a prop banana once, for these situations.I’ll take a coin in there for the rescue.

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In Penrith, you’re looking at 41C on both days, which for you is +13C above average.

These averages are via..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rm

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For those of you down the hill, Sydney’s forecast max of 36C is +12C above average, and tomorrow’s of 39C is +15C a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mx

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To add to the amusement, there’s a Severe Weather Warning for DAMAGING WINDS. bom.gov.au/products/IDN21… pic.twitter.com/mmMb4edmhY

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It’s a hot day in the Blue Mountains today, but then we knew this was going to happen. 34C is around +12C above ave..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Px

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I’m glad @JohnBirmingham released yesterday’s Alien Sideboob into the wild because it is an excellent reflection on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ek

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I’ll rescue it once I’ve had a coffee. Right now it’s a bit moody and is moving faster and more coherently than I am.

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This idiot spider is stuck in the laundry sink. pic.twitter.com/UCSLrTG9JE

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Saturday. Have no regrets. It was always going to be your fault, no matter what happened. Saturday.

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