Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 2nd, 2021

I misread the headline at first and in a way it’s still accurate. twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…

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arobertwebb A party piece from a very long time ago which I can guarantee I never did at an actual party. Thanks for digging it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kt

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semibogan The world is hot trash at the moment so watch this and enjoy your day. pic.twitter.com/FnVtLvLF3j

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“Honest Government Ad | Carbon Capture and Storage” from @thejuicemedia youtube.com/watch?v=MSZgoF…

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@SuperCroup It’s Wombles all the way down.

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“This Box Could Change Your Life Forever” by Joel Haver etc (6m01s) youtube.com/watch?v=Kq4II2…

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1KarenWyld Not only have they turned Ramses II into a white man, they’ve given him the likeness of a Windsor 😬 No one is safe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6g

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CreativeWisdom_ Ormond Gigli’s most iconic photograph “Women in Windows,” was a spontaneous stroke of genius. One morning in 1960,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ty

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@wolfcat For me it’s being the one to bring it into our compound where not everyone is totally healthy.

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@wolfcat I believe they have now been, erm, persuaded to cooperate.

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MalwareJake I sure hope emergency rooms are stocking up on anti-venom for pretty much every poisonous snake out there. The hors..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zz

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You may now lick my doorknobs.

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And… bingo! Stand down, everyone. I don’t have the covids yet. pic.twitter.com/oTOmdPRv1K

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Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program.

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@runningbare101 @Supermoosie Not that. Phones are useful. I mean more the idea of a phone as the measure of reality..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x2

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MichaelSmyth_ Remember when you weren’t allowed to buy meat at late night shopping on Thursdays? The snags & steaks would be lock..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ko

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@infinite8horizo Yeah I deleted it because I realised I’d gone early. :)

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@TheDanAnimal Thanks for that. Maybe I should give it the “slow review” treatment one day.

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@IanWoolf Who is “They”? No one asked me how I got there.

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@infinite8horizo No, I’m certainly saying they’re hopelessly naive and starting from the wrong place. I think I can..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K5

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Updating my plague thread, I haven’t received my COVID-19 test results yet. They’re quoting a turnaround time of 24..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qi

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_sean_n The avg suburban liberal in one pic pic.twitter.com/S8TADbgnfo

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@nudder12 Lol. “We didn’t do any of this but it’s a win for us.”

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@TheDanAnimal I haven’t read it. I’ve been put off by the cult that’s grown up around Chomsky. Is that unfair to th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b0

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@paulfdonnelly Yeah it’s a complicated ecosystem, as it were. Weirdly, a lot of Rupert’s work as a young man had a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ji

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Pro Tip: Never trust a company or organisation whose “About Us” page doesn’t say who “Us” is but just boasts about..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m2

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@JeffJL54 Sorry, but “9/Fairfax is essentially LNP” is also part of this cartoon mythology.

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As an aside, just imagine the size of the power vacuum that’ll emerge as soon as ol’ Rupert drops off the twig.

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Though maybe if you just have the right hashtag it’ll all work out fine.

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Note for the Hard of Thinking: No of course this isn’t a comment in support of Murdoch’s work. He definitely has to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6I

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Here’s a thought: If all the media in the entire world that isn’t owned by Rupert Murdoch is still not sufficient t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uQ

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The biggest problem the cartoon-evil bogeyman focus on “Murdoch is destroying the media” stuff is that it excuses e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7a

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@laulauhula That’s literally how this thread started, if you scroll back. :)

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I should say that my understanding of M F Witches is minimal. I remember them mainly for their shouting at companie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ot

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To be clear, I don’t think that. I think it’s just incompetence mixed with tunnel vision mixed with a little parano..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3p

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On the other hand, one might be tempted to think that a group (names unspecified on website) with a somewhat obsess..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…da

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developerjack This just makes me miss pub lunches with @mootpointer 🤣 twitter.com/ledow/status/1…

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Lol. Conspiracy or cluelessness? You decide. pic.twitter.com/fJnEXtmTBX

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@jpwarren If that is the case then it works just fine.

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“Dozens of children from a Gold Coast school face a fortnight in quarantine because a family suspected of having CO..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…be

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Telstra I’m fully aware this won’t stop “the vaxx gave me 5G” jokes. But anyway. pic.twitter.com/IwM7AwrpJ6

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup I was going to suggest it was “indoor plumbing”.

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Oh yeah right. Hacked by Murdoch. Self-important much?

Mind you, this is an excellent distraction for everyone whi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mx

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@evoflanker Oh of *course* it’s Murdoch. The cartoon villain that causes all the bad things. FFS.

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@_BertHandsome Well Cam is on the case so I guess we’ll find out in due course.

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@_BertHandsome I so want it to be the thing that’s happened.

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LOL! if M F Witches has raised $100k and now done a runner with the money I will be very impressed indeed. Respect. twitter.com/cameronwilson/…

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@AndrewPStreet To be clear, I’m not suggesting anyone should spend too much time thinking about this.

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@paulkidd But as I say further down the thread, it’s possible he’s being ironic. It’s a stretch, I know, but we liv..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v2

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@jxeeno @aussiewongm @johnb78 @ApostrophePong Unsurprisingly there’s a state of emergency in NYC, per this tweet fr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c5

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@AndrewPStreet So there’s the thing, @timothyjgraham. Is Bernardi disagreeing wth Kelly by pointing out the phrasin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q6

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baxters .@CraigKellyMP Thank you very little for your unsolicited SMS. Here’s a picture for you as a thanks. I have more li..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uT

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Dear Linguists and Copy Editors, you know you want them. twitter.com/ecpankratz/sta…

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SuperCroup Beautiful twitter.com/bozpupovac/sta…

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@dobes That could work. Closer to the GIUK Gap for starters.

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I see that Josh’s debt recovery robots have made a return today, @dobes. pic.twitter.com/WuK8DScPbw

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@trib Fixed, thanks for the heads-up. I don’t know what my fingers were thinking there, because my brain definitely told them “Joe”.

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I somehow feel that @AndrewPStreet will be an expert in Cory Bernardi Irony.

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Actually, and it gives me no pleasure to say this, I this, Bernardi might be trying to be ironic. Here he is in his..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rc

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@dobes They could always ask Singapore.

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@allrite @jxeeno @aussiewongm @johnb78 @ApostrophePong I hope it’s Dennis Hopper, reprising his role from “Blue Velvet”.

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I’m pretty sure Bernardi won’t delete his tweet because he thinks it’s incredibly clever, but Twitter might, so her..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lr

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_BertHandsome Interesting choice of words here, yeah? twitter.com/corybernardi/s…

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@voltagex Well that’s a thread! The crocodiles in the subway will finally be revealed.

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@purserj @dobes Wow they really don’t like that echidna.

Mind you, as that bloke who creates jerkbird puzzles note..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nq

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@jonkudelka What’s it like being a oracle?

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@Ng88Mr @bunjaree They’re citing 24–28 hours at the moment. It’s been 26 hours so far. I am patient.

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Which probably means I’ll soon pour a drink and just shitpost for a while lol what a life!

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Thu plan, an update: For some reason I needed a long nap this afternoon — I think I know the reason and it’s nothin.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cjw

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@darrenpauli That was 1988 and I had one of them too. I am a Fancy Boy!

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@strikhedonia01 @munin Ah no I reported it as spam so it was automatically hidden from me.

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@munin Stick ads on it, you’ll get some small level of random traffic.

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noreasonspec i’d have called it arseholebirds.com but you know this will do magpiealert.com

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@Ng88Mr I’m at @bunjaree as usual. I’m in a separate building anyway so isolation takes no effort on my part.

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@munin Having one Reddit is bad enough without there being clones.

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I am not in Katoomba today. I am in isolation. twitter.com/Nyx2701/status…

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DrBenjaminJones In the 90s, you’d be the coolest kid in school if you rocked up to mufti day in this bad boy, now available in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BQ

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@munin Lol that tweet got deleted so here’s a screenshot of what these dodgy scammers are up to. pic.twitter.com/qyc61HXcGW

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@newsyco @munin Yeah nah that’s not going to happen because I’m not bottom-feeding filth.

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NewtonMark Hey journalism industry, come and pick up your trash. twitter.com/fictillius/sta…

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joshgnosis OK pic.twitter.com/9qrh983Dcw

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I had one of these. Any sensible person had one of these. twitter.com/RetroNewsNow/s…

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@horwichguy It does, but sadly they just grow into flowers.

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@munin I have too many unused domain names as it is.

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GrogsGamut Have you ever thought that maybe these people do have horse worms?

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As a bonus, then, here’s a different waratah from 2019. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Waratah sequence 2021, day 2. No real change, so I’ve photographed the bud from above. Annoyingly, the camera wants..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DG

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I get the feeling some of you are using this as a heads-up to turn on the press conference livestream. My intention..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…je

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Three minutes until Brain Worm Time.

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garystark Love it. Labs are just the best.

cc @Leighlo twitter.com/blahblahellis/…

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@rohan_p You’ve really got to be quick these days. Sad indictment, etc.

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NewtonMark From now on, Victorian white supremacists will have to wear Australian flag capes instead, like NSW and Queensland..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ds

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This @TimeGhostTV short “‘Gay Plague’ - How Prejudice Killed a Generation” is solid. Mostly focuses on the US (lack..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EF

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The number of My Little Pony sex toys on the market continues to disturb me.

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@moylecroft @NewtonMark I am not going to search for “horse sex doll”.

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@NewtonMark @paulkidd Personally I find ALL the lighting-ups to be a bit kitsch and tasteless, a childish colouring-in exercise.

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AthertonKD If the EMP panic guys were earnest, they’d devote their entire lives to lobbying for grid resiliency against Carrin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E3

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His design for a tactical frozen custard dispenser is truly revolutionary. twitter.com/DeptDefence/st…

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@paulwallbank “Rule”. There is only one rule.

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@jonkudelka I see this isn’t your first time at the rodeo.

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@NewtonMark It also gave us a compulsory lighting-up of the Sydney Opera House. @paulkidd twitter.com/USSC/status/14…

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@Sheeds_au Thanks. I was just shopping at Coles Katoomba when a covid-positive staff member (I assume) was on. Mask..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zp

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Thu plan: Slow start; laundry; write a small thing for someone; podcast post-production; wait for COVID-19 test result; quiet evening.

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It’s cloudy in the Blue Mountains this morning, which is disappointing after a few sunny days. pic.twitter.com/Dy8r7GdjdG

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Thursday. If there is a thread, you should pull it. A problem will be solved. Thursday.

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