Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 27th, 2021

stilgherrian I would like you all to take a moment to visualise what it might look like for “agitated Nationals” to be grappling. twitter.com/GerryGannon/st…

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stilgherrian Knew it. Fuckin’ knew it. twitter.com/sexenheimer/st…

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@franksting @DrMiaow Yeah it all looked EXACTLY like how Elon Musk would give away money. I was convinced.

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JazzTwemlow Matthew Canavan there. Comparing being bought out by coal lobbyists to literally being on the payroll of a killer v..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jB

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NatSecGeek just released approximately 5 gigabytes of emails, chat logs, members and donor lists and other files f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7y

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@maz_jovanovich It’s Shatner. That red light is always on. :)

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Somehow, @NewtonMark, this whole process seems to be missing the point. Still, someone is making a profit. Or hopes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IV

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Why is there so much William Shatner in the media currently?

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thegallowboob why is this so funny pic.twitter.com/da5v0nMwjj

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YahooNews EXCLUSIVE: In 2017, the CIA hatched audacious plans to kidnap Julian Assange, the WikiLeaks founder, spurring heate..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QN

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cherdoingthings cher calling madonna a cunt on national tv pic.twitter.com/3Xx13Hdq0b

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cherdoingthings cher clapping back at an english major pic.twitter.com/TUW6tIv1er

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ScottRhodie TikTok taught me to today that there is a company selling sex socks to give you better grip and that their ambassad..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2r

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If someone knows @DrMiaow you might like to get in touch via some other channel. Heh. twitter.com/DrMiaow/status…

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@AndyDW_ Sure. Which is why you put in the effort.

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“Bird making Samsung notification sounds” youtube.com/watch?v=et28fr… For @HappySinger.

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@itgrrl @jpwarren @dobes @purserj I wonder what it does with all those souls.

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@jpwarren @itgrrl @dobes @purserj This makes sense. With 12 hectares on this property, plus those adjacent, there’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ml

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I think I’ve said before that there’s been 1000-odd new cases a day recently in NSW alone and yet we rarely hear th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tc

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johnb78 Richard Curtis should make a romantic comedy about someone who mathematically calculates every aspect of their roma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rB

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@EleriMT Yeah someone needs to say something.

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@kayorchison Possibly, though a home nearby has a regular rat problem with the chicken coop. I’ve only seen them ou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7M

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3000casesbyjan8 Which Raina MacIntyre gaffe is your favourite?

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stilgherrian VERY IMPORTANT POLLING UNDER WAY PLEASE RETWEET. twitter.com/MrJoshEarl/sta…

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stilgherrian Hold on, this is complicated. pic.twitter.com/78v1ONekf1

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stilgherrian HERE WE GO AGAIN, PEOPLE. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@CricketyJimmet They ran quite well, and they are definitely rats.

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stephendann Were you or a loved one afflicted with applied baking during the 2020 lockdown? Was it the yeas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ui

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@itgrrl @dobes @purserj That would be lovely. From the flight patterns I think there’s two bowers within a couple hundred metres.

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@jplonie @dobes @jpwarren @mrgoxx @NewtonMark At this stage of my life either would be OK.

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Hey @dobes @purserj I think I need to hunt down the local male bowerbird’s bower. This is incredible. twitter.com/Phil_Zylstra/s…

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@dobes @jpwarren @mrgoxx @NewtonMark Imagine what other species might be capable of.

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@jpwarren @mrgoxx @dobes @NewtonMark I think this scenario represents a large part of your understanding of how the world really works.

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SAMOYEDCORE white people love to be named “crescent dragonwagon” pic.twitter.com/VBySIHo9ZT

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Histreepix Henry Winkler in “Happy Days”. 1974-1984. pic.twitter.com/3ERgyna6p4

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From Bob Mortimer on last week’s RHLSTP: “Did you know that if you sneeze and fart at the same time you take a scre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pb

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@Darcy1968 @JustJimWillDo I mean, publishing new books is so much more work. I was enjoying Apple telling be about..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J8

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@JustJimWillDo @R_C_M Look I’m trying to provide a public service here!

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@incorrect @phish_report @SnapSendSolve Lol some of those problems should really be in another app called Dobbr.

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I’m pretty sure this isn’t true, Audible. Lol. pic.twitter.com/VtX3ZWLtos

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@phish_report @incorrect Someone did create an umbrella site for Australian local problems called..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l9

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Thank God it’s Friday.

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@phish_report @incorrect Thanks. I wouldn’t be surprised, actually. I was told by a local utility that street light..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x9

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@mrgoxx Background: “A Crypto-Trading Hamster Performs Better Than Warren Buffett And The S&P 500”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fn

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“Mr. Goxx | Guided Office Tour,” in which @mrgoxx the cryptocurrency-trading hamster silently shows you around his..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ai

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@JustJimWillDo True, but that doesn’t seem to be the most important aspect of this story.

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To wrap this thread from last Thursday, the recording is now available.

“Australia’s submarines: The world reacts”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ap

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@Kxyne Must’ve cost a fortune to pay them all off.

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@incorrect @phish_report I haven’t until now. I don’t see them very often.

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@CosmicRami See? You can figure out things from context!

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@CosmicRami I thought “space cake” was something else…

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altNOAA Have you ever wanted to punch a psychic and ask them why they didn’t duck?

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gathara Though it has drilled over 2,000 wells, many in occupied Scotland, and has the largest oilfield in sub-Sc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pN

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@Davelennonabc Gerry Anderson was giving us hints all along.

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Yeah maybe there needs to be some more plausible details in this text message, Dear Scammer. pic.twitter.com/Te7Ya6XNBq

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sovietvisuals Soviet kids, 1980s pic.twitter.com/yJN73cDhQ3

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I knew I should’ve gone with “knackered by the end of it”. Sigh. twitter.com/Rhys_Needham/s…

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These horses are going to be buggered by the end of it. pic.twitter.com/yIh3hjcJUU

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@philkernick I was saving that for the next episode.

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@Airminded Can I just say that I’ve been enjoying your airship-in-searchlight genre pieces.

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@dobes Oddly enough, it does not.

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@dobes He’s not a real colonel you know.

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Il faut que je dormir un petit nap velocipede immediatement.

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jaythechou I Photoshop Paddington into another movie until I forget: Day 171 pic.twitter.com/mRSXyJ298s

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jaythechou I Photoshop Paddington into another movie until I forget: Day 189 pic.twitter.com/RVhcVb02Vc

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jaythechou I Photoshop Paddington into another movie until I forget: Day 192

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@oberonsghost That’s a shame. I’d expected the usual difficulties with mine but the call centre could fix them in one go.

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@oberonsghost I found the actual person quite helpful for this.

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patstokes Academia is basically an elaborate way of being into the same stuff as you were into as a kid but pretending you’re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nh

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Brocklesnitch i love the new dune trailer pic.twitter.com/O1KE2bwtqu

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kuangrf i have just translated an old Chinese poem that went something like “the girls were so hot we partied all day we we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AW

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@Lawson_Lyon Thank you, but I still think it needs redrafting.

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No wait, I think I can make this joke work but it needs more, um, work. I’ll try again tomorrow.

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It’s only an invisible hand if you don’t turn the lights on.

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jpwarren “For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, obvious and wrong.”
Mastercard and DTA partner to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XB

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@JohnBirmingham That’s down to either you or the dead cow. Hard to say which.

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mondomascots Makibaasa, a dazed cow, is the mascot the town of Kagamiishi, Japan. pic.twitter.com/JMoWfY6yMf

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Waratah sequence 2021, day 27. Today you can definitely see the magenta colour starting to move up into the core fl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m1

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@purserj @jeamland Silly boys. Always use the correct tool for the job. pic.twitter.com/M1okFhrwtJ

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@NewtonMark Well no, it’s Norfolk Island Agricultural Show Day.

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@dawnnamira @erstkate It’s OK. They’re actors. It’s not real.

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VERY IMPORTANT POLLING UNDER WAY PLEASE RETWEET. twitter.com/MrJoshEarl/sta…

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@GordyPls @JustJimWillDo It’s good to see it doing the rounds again.

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Amused* by a revision of a plan being described as “back tracked”. Politicians can never win this game. I suppose w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7E

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@AgnessMack That’s the thing about those writs. Once they’re issued there’s no going back. :)

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I would like you all to take a moment to visualise what it might look like for “agitated Nationals” to be grappling. twitter.com/GerryGannon/st…

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BuchananLiz 1st 🇨🇦 Navy ship to complete a NWP journey since 1954 twitter.com/RoyalCanNavy/s…

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TheVoodooQueen Saw this👇🏾 on Craig Kelly’s Telegram site. 😳 pic.twitter.com/VZNMEj15GE

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@NewtonMark @SatPaper @THEMONTHLY Well I shall leave them to sort that out in their own time then.

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@TheIronMonk3 Though he needs to announce it before 18 October because that’s when Parliament is next scheduled. Or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eq

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Is this an error other people have been having on @SatPaper and @THEMONTHLY for iOS/iPadOS? I have restarted, logge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1I

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tanaka_tatsuya 試合のクライマッスク
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jonkudelka Whimsy is the gateway drug to becoming an anti vaxer and we must be forever vigilant.

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Yes, “there will be a lot of issues to manage”. twitter.com/davidlipson/st…

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That’s a strange way to spell “needs to be here to hold an election”. twitter.com/AgnessMack/sta…

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This tweet is a wry meta-comment about the role of sport in society and how people should discuss it, written prima..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ev

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@BXGD I hadn’t heard of them. I have now watch two adverts, a British one and an American remake. I see where you were going.

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tomwalkerisgood .@theage here is my unique perspective pic.twitter.com/t9MWiXxyLi

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macleanbrendan Finally! pic.twitter.com/sT5JfhN3aa

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@developerjack Maybe zsh can handle Powershell commands? [Winning smile.]

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@expectproblems We ended up with more roast pumpkin than roast potato with our roast lamb when it was all roasted f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2Y

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NewtonMark Take this to Kudelka’s gallery and ask him to sign it. twitter.com/maximum_sincer…

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@developerjack I’m starting to think it might be finally closing the parenthesis in that compiler assignment from s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gm

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@AndrewPStreet Sometimes, Andrew, I find myself beginning to think that you might be a cynic.

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@expectproblems Oh yes fresh eggs! Mind you, fresh fruit and vegetables are also a bonus of farm and semi-rural lif..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1J

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Btw this is a current campaign. There are related news stories from just three days ago about this thing.

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Sorry for committing a parenthesis crime.

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@expectproblems Yep, I seem to recall another family turning up when my father slaughtered and butchered a sheep. W..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qw

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This is remarkable. Warning: There are spoilers in the replies, so don’t read them yet). twitter.com/gruber/status/…

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@expectproblems You’d need a related attitude to mountains to fly up there.

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@expectproblems Ditto. I imagine many viewers up to that point were thinking “Awww, cute duck!” but were soon shocked back into reality.

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@expectproblems Bonus points for the correct response to the arrival of a duck: “Yummy!”

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@JodeeMurphy21 Yeah it’s certainly a thing to behold.

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One of the things is this tiny video I made yesterday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, of course, along with links to things you might like. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan: A gentle start to the week, poking at the overly-long to-do list in the hope of making it slightly shorte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YC

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tanaka_tatsuya コスメのコスモス畑
 

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dylanmatt I love that the give-no-fucks inflation expectations paper is by a very well-credentialed normie Fed economist who..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jz

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@patrickkeneally I just started clicking buttons until something happened and then stopped happening.

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@alexkidman I am not prepared to discuss my voting strategy at this stage.

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The things this vaccine causes… astounding. twitter.com/BadCOVID19Take…

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It will be a very ordinary day in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/3ocJbVgruX

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Monday. Two pairs beats three of a kind, at least this time. Monday.

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