Wolf Blitzer reporting live from a city where COP26 isn’t. He’s around 70km wrong. https://t.co/CgxNC18nqT
RT @stilgherrian: The latest Alien Sideboob from @JohnBirmingham is titled “I do not think. I know†and It’s free to read.. https://t.co/kO…
RT @PopularFront_: lmfao 🇺🇸 https://t.co/yDXcvMJ5by
@dprk_ebooks That’s kind of a turn-on, I guess?
Observation: A disturbingly large number of people are, in fact, fuckwits.
@benbirchall Just stand on the yellow cross and wait your turn. All will be made clear.
Now playing: Underground Resistance, “The Final Frontier†(1991) https://t.co/rsc62DyGfk So good.
RT @stilgherrian: I just saved myself a walk to Nepean Hospital because I stumbled across this rather bleak walk-in covid testing station i…
@_BertHandsome These videos are why MIDI was invented.
Reminder: If you’re a supporter of “The 9pm Edict†and want to cash in TRIGGER WORD or CONVERSATION TOPIC in this w… https://t.co/r0I9KrICBj
@CelerySorbet Je suis old. :)
@skwashd I guess they have to make money somehow. They did one for the Lawnmower 4,0 and I am annoyed they didn’t demonstrate the product.
@JustJimWillDo Or, you know, that.
Now playing: Model 500, “NO UFO’S†(1985) https://t.co/5pc2NAmZgB Hurrah for Juan Atkins! https://t.co/3l2ICFTg2H
@aleeb88 Pretty much.
“Ghostbusters Theme (Cover by 14 Random Devices)†https://t.co/3lTrnbHglB
Morrison is such a sook. https://t.co/d18Th7GEeR
@throwsshadows Absolutely. A nurse. A QR code. A bunch of swabs. And paperwork. Done.
“How all ads should be†according to Fairbairn Films and I reckon they’re right. https://t.co/HNUHwGMeG0
RT @hughriminton: Looking forward to this. Not only is â¦@mrseankellyâ© the most elegant of the next generation of Australian political write…
@NewtonMark @sexenheimer Moi aussi.
@sexenheimer On the other hand, Mission Accomplished.

sexenheimer Feels like this slogan could have spent some more time in the oven. pic.twitter.com/5MJA1CkKXP
@JustJimWillDo Time for stone soup then, but with alcohol. I think Jesus did this once too.
@throwsshadows It’s Noice. It’s Different. It’s Unusual.
@oberonsghost @franksting @OpenAustralia Or at @PlanningAlerts. :)
@oberonsghost @franksting Time to hit them with a bug report at contact@planningalerts.org.au or maybe just screech… https://t.co/75Mk4AGEZZ
@oberonsghost Well that’s bothersome.
@Thisisadeadend @GavFunky Well hello! :) Be carefully following me, though, there’s a high volume of shitposting.
@oberonsghost Could PlanningAlerts help? planningalerts.org.au
This is a very cool project which you support. It is only my laziness and disorganisation which have prevented me f… https://t.co/TfWxTv6uJA
@CameronWatt @wolfcat @david_heath That is literally the thesis of the article, of course. :)
Playing this again. I am really loving this track lately. https://t.co/nC8oSHKSwp
RT @RichardTuffin: Australia now has nearly 1kW of solar per capita after smashing year of rooftop installs https://t.co/MyYuCI6c7a via @re…

cameronwilson comparing how Liberal and Labor’s websites track users pic.twitter.com/J0bHe6rpEB
@CameronWatt @wolfcat @david_heath I don’t think anyone was suggesting that lol.
@carolduncan @Nuatali_Nelmes @CityNewcastle Lovely! That is such a fantastic venue.
@noreasonspec So I see. A truck and car crash. What a mess!
I won’t be able to reply to suggestions individually, because I’m lazy lol.
HEY FANS OF CYBER WAR! I was suggesting people for a student to follow who are non-psychotic* cyberwar experts and… https://t.co/7mo6r7zSxy
Tomorrow, Tue 2 Nov, is Devilled Egg Day for some reason. https://t.co/fuDa1toi2k https://t.co/j5iB9aDHgW
RT @poisontofu: Marigold is closing for good, citing Covid impacts and future building works. Last day of trading is Dec 5. Gutted, been g…
Here you go, @dobes! https://t.co/UvuDbF3BxK
@stirlospace @dobes @purserj I’m travelling for a few days next week so I have n o idea what these birds will get up to while I’m gone.
@stacejarman @dobes @purserj I have SO lost control of the situation.

@purserj @dobes And now this is happening. Not much sound because I’m shooting through the filthy windowpic.twitter.com/hXNxZL2e3h3h
@purserj @dobes Oh it’s in a right mood now. We had a fight over the seed jar, and now they’re taking out their fru… https://t.co/QyjmSon6Hi
@dobes @purserj So now it’s sitting just outside the door, waiting, while another waits overhead immediately above… https://t.co/4gdlUzPTpe

Someone has decided they have the right to come in now and got cranky when I shooed them out. @dobes @purserj pic.twitter.com/LLiFBtUO2o
RT @mrseankelly: There’s an extract from my book at @THEMONTHLY today, about the creation of the ScoMo character
“Morrison knows that whe…

decryption I’d like to know more pic.twitter.com/w3CFWznHhE
RT @drspacejunk: Space archaeology https://t.co/kDuXWzkfkQ
And yet part of me wants to read it. https://t.co/0M0vaikWty
@dobes @rohan_p @jeamland @NewtonMark @jpwarren Hmmm… Well now that you mention it…
RT @AleOfATime: @cameronwilson the design is fascinating to me. Choice of colour, font, how they’ve spaced out the lineup.
It’s like a bu…

cameronwilson Wow dream festival lineup (if I had given myself a DIY Lobotomy) pic.twitter.com/UYh7rbVKys
@jpwarren @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland @NewtonMark This suggestion has merit, I think. https://t.co/gNjKBXLBjG
This is quite the handy list. https://t.co/StA9hEuXTh
Solving democracy, one step at a time. @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland @NewtonMark @jpwarren. :) https://t.co/a4wBSsLvF9
@AngryWagtails Yes, I don’t know how this could have possibly happened.
@franksting @dobes @_midofo_ @oysta @jxeeno These are truly art.
@JustJimWillDo Yeah, but just one big quite bird rather than all the medium-sized black ones. So far, anyway.
Note to self: When decanting the seed into the jar I take outside, remember that it now has a hole in the bottom.
Yes, the jerkbird had come inside too, and had torn open a seed bag. It was only eating the sunflower seeds, of cou… https://t.co/KekPHdWbcn
The magpies followed me in. They often do that, get bored, and wander back out again. But then I heard them getting… https://t.co/qabrEp2yHa
I decided to walk back to @bunjaree from the station just now. As I entered the compound some birds come down to “g… https://t.co/eJJQg9uKBW
@duckbytheoboe @fictillius At this stage I have no news on either count.
@dobes @_midofo_ @oysta @jxeeno How about this then? https://t.co/QbbJ9BMd5S
@jarichaust See two tweets later. :) https://t.co/ovflyIH2Fy

Yeah that’s quite the jam. Sydney-bound looks southbound at this point. pic.twitter.com/Tyr0HAcelr
Sydney-bound trucks on the Great Western Highway are being stopped at Blaxland and there’s quite a queue. A truck a… https://t.co/lLd5V3wxYm
RT @andrewjhansen: Being one of those irritating food intolerant people, I asked Heinz what the mysteriously named ‘spice’ is in their ingr…
@NigelBell19 There really needed to be, but no.
@juhasaarinen Computers.

@scott_thewspot Wot? They are completely purple! pic.twitter.com/aXNvRmdSLY
@ApostrophePong I didn’t go out that way but sadly it’s just a back alley I think.

#purpletrain at Penrith station, the one I will be catching. pic.twitter.com/w9wVsniF0w

#purpletrain at Penrith station, but not the one I will be catching. pic.twitter.com/wPr5jSif5m
@jonkudelka @OurNewHomecoach I am leaving Penrith in a few minutes and as far as I can tell I have not been murdered.
@ApostrophePong Here is one for your collection lol. https://t.co/wQcQlPBHTR
@JessicaMudditt And yet here we are. It has a certain bleak charm, no?
@DDsD Maybe this “nurse†is freelancing. Maybe he’s just some bloke who gets off on cosplay and collecting saliva and snot samples.

@DDsD Wait I have another photo. Next door to High Street Music. It was My Hung Fabrics. pic.twitter.com/JJbf3aK3Y1
@DDsD It’s just an empty shop at 489 High St. I can’t be arsed seeing what used to be there.
The latest Alien Sideboob from @JohnBirmingham is titled “I do not think. I know†and It’s free to read.. https://t.co/kOyZ94KtGm
This and other replies are spot on. It was the most amazing vibe.
@franksting @MsMountebank @egadheg @jpwarren I’m sure we can provide even further insights once we get going.
I just saved myself a walk to Nepean Hospital because I stumbled across this rather bleak walk-in covid testing sta… https://t.co/TzXneTV17G
@avstand Same thing lol.
Penruff.
@MiloSayz @Sheps71 @AndrewConstance That’ll all resolve to two-person crews though. Seats, meh. That whole “too wid… https://t.co/YfxdNhc2uD
@MiloSayz @Sheps71 @AndrewConstance Nearly everything you’ve said in that tweet is wrong lol. Do try to keep up. https://t.co/8M1PkrlLkN
@amicus_AU Yes, and people travelling for pleasure. It feels weird.
@PSyvret Or as we call it these days, six weeks.

#purpletrain, with all the green dots. pic.twitter.com/M6WOLTo2oT
@paulwallbank Correct.
Oh that’s right, tomorrow is horse race day.
54 days until Christmas.
@melbomartin Thanks. The odds of a positive result are very, very low though, so I’m not stressing about it.
@mathi_gwythyer @AusElectoralCom That’s not such a bad idea, though I believe the puppeteer is dead now.
tomatospy Idly wondering what secure messaging app politicians will migrate to.
Waratah sequence 2021, day 62. A top view of the flower in question today. Even as it disintegrates there’s a certa… https://t.co/LoVR0QzOW7
I would like to congratulate @AusElectoralCom for both responding to this modest proposal on a Sunday as well as co… https://t.co/gYZmdMX7JI
Mon plan, the actual plan, eventually: Minor chores; 1224 train to Penrith; errand; covid test, Nepean Hospital; re… https://t.co/UOvkyUGkdw
@rohan_p @theharryshearer @dobes @cameronwilson He’s very good at these things.
“Jellyfish attack nuclear power plant. Again.†https://t.co/rFTmryXhRx
@Wyld Yes to both of those things. :) They’re lovely.
@theharryshearer @dobes @cameronwilson @rohan_p “It’s not better, it’s Meta.â€
@theharryshearer Have a listen, @dobes @cameronwilson @rohan_p.
So @theharryshearer has written a song titled “Meta†to celebrate the launch of a certain new brand, and it is wond… https://t.co/sb8l7UFgdp
jamieleefinch My favorite annual tradition is watching Evangelicals take Halloween more seriously than anyone who *actually* celebrates Halloween

GrogsGamut Extraordinary pic.twitter.com/7hD2fIEdE6
RT @stilgherrian: Looking forward to the publication of “The Collected Musings of Daryl Maguireâ€.
@purserj @darrenpauli @NewtonMark @expectproblems @dobes Pretty much lol.
@davpope Thank you, Sir.
@dobes Oh wow. https://t.co/k7Qz2xq7Q9
Here you go, @dobes. https://t.co/blio2rJZIG
@Hippopeteamus Indeed.
@JonoInAotearoa I am reliably informed that masturbation happens quite a lot on submarines.
RT @williamlegate: Alex Jones tells his followers that if they eat food, they will have “engineered nanoparticle miscroscopic microchips†e…
RT @ESGhound: Friendly reminder that a negative biological opinion from the Fish and Wildlife service under section 7 of the Endangered Spe…
So in other words, “We’re fucked.†https://t.co/R4xDY4XNEb
Foone RS232 is a simple protocol which only requires N adapters, where N-1 is the number you have on hand
RT @BeijingPalmer: queen elizabeth dedicating her last days to complicated maneuvers to make sure George inherits the throne of Saud. https…

paulwallbank My new friend, Aggro the Brush Turkey, wishes all The Lucky Country’s denizens a bright and cheery Monday morning. pic.twitter.com/b5UAcjvwbU
@wolfcat Challenge acce… nah maybe not.
RT @cathywilcox1: Is my Twitter slow to update? I keep reading about a politician crashing badly but it’s still not about the PM in Rome/Gl…
@darrenpauli @NewtonMark @expectproblems @dobes @purserj One nice thing about that photo is you can see how the jer… https://t.co/SS7XC5LPsN
“Seven West Media (SWM) has entered into a conditional Share Sale Agreement to acquire businesses and related asset… https://t.co/bRGvrmLiPw
I should mention that, yes, I’m vaccinated and have been following All The Rules, and I’ve barely been out since 11… https://t.co/FUyofqwoFe
Further alleged plans are in the Weekly Wrap, of course, as well as a photo of an XPT power car that hints at reaso… https://t.co/PrXtwqxHWr
Mon plan, preamble: Given my various aches and pains and sleepiness in recent days, I’ll head down to Penrith for a… https://t.co/KXjgxknAxH
RT @oysta: Just wait until they hear about screenshots https://t.co/RCqdtRocs0
RT @pareene: one of white America’s foundational beliefs is that “criminals” are a distinct class of people and you’re not supposed to trea…
Monday morning update: Not a single critter even attempted to eat the Halloween Face overnight, proving once more t… https://t.co/fbblwhv2Ua
It’s not every day you get to make a joke about the Molotov—Ribbentrop Pact.
You know who else lied about a defence treaty?
@trentyarwood @jpwarren It’s a fair cop.
This guy seems to have had a very good time indeed at the Mt Zion Baptist Church in Florida, or rather one of the 2… https://t.co/HA4cyKuUP3
The French think they’re SO special. Mate, that cunt lies to everyone, get over yourself.
@jpwarren @trentyarwood Well I have read this thread and it makes me quite annoyed first thing on a Monday morning. Mission accomplished!
For @NewtonMark and @expectproblems as well as @dobes and @purserj. https://t.co/mLa4yAfG8t
@paulkidd I might watch it again for some of the details.
@NewtonMark @drspacejunk Hah! There are many wonderful facts in this thread and I shall cherish it.
@patteeemac Yes, there’s a few moment of amusement in all this. Very “We’re a big city you know†areas.
@AndrewHeslop @VLine I have yet to travel in one of these. This would be a #purpleandyellowtrain.

It will be a cloudy day in the Blue Mountains today, mostly. A bit drab in fact. pic.twitter.com/4tQu3942Ao
Monday. There will be a dispute at work or perhaps at home. A short, sharp sound will signal the first lie. Wear something blue. Monday.