Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 1st, 2021

Wolf Blitzer reporting live from a city where COP26 isn’t. He’s around 70km wrong. twitter.com/wolfblitzer/st…

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stilgherrian The latest Alien Sideboob from @JohnBirmingham is titled “I do not think. I know” and It’s free to read.. aliensideboob.substack.com/p/i-do-not-thi…

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PopularFront_ lmfao 🇺🇸 twitter.com/fistedby/statu…

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@dprk_ebooks That’s kind of a turn-on, I guess?

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Observation: A disturbingly large number of people are, in fact, fuckwits.

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@benbirchall Just stand on the yellow cross and wait your turn. All will be made clear.

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Now playing: Underground Resistance, “The Final Frontier” (1991) youtube.com/watch?v=4WLtJD… So good.

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stilgherrian I just saved myself a walk to Nepean Hospital because I stumbled across this rather bleak walk-in covid testing sta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7G

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@_BertHandsome These videos are why MIDI was invented.

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Reminder: If you’re a supporter of “The 9pm Edict” and want to cash in TRIGGER WORD or CONVERSATION TOPIC in this w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bj

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@skwashd I guess they have to make money somehow. They did one for the Lawnmower 4,0 and I am annoyed they didn’t demonstrate the product.

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Now playing: Model 500, “NO UFO’S” (1985) youtube.com/watch?v=KNz01t… Hurrah for Juan Atkins! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Atki…

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“Ghostbusters Theme (Cover by 14 Random Devices)” youtube.com/watch?v=W7eI1-…

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@throwsshadows Absolutely. A nurse. A QR code. A bunch of swabs. And paperwork. Done.

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“How all ads should be” according to Fairbairn Films and I reckon they’re right. youtube.com/watch?v=neX30b…

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hughriminton Looking forward to this. Not only is ⁦@mrseankelly⁩ the most elegant of the next generation of Australian political..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pu

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@sexenheimer On the other hand, Mission Accomplished.

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sexenheimer Feels like this slogan could have spent some more time in the oven. pic.twitter.com/5MJA1CkKXP

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@JustJimWillDo Time for stone soup then, but with alcohol. I think Jesus did this once too.

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@throwsshadows It’s Noice. It’s Different. It’s Unusual.

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@oberonsghost @franksting Time to hit them with a bug report at contact@planningalerts.org.au or maybe just screech..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZZ

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@Thisisadeadend @GavFunky Well hello! :) Be carefully following me, though, there’s a high volume of shitposting.

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This is a very cool project which you support. It is only my laziness and disorganisation which have prevented me f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JA

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@CameronWatt @wolfcat @david_heath That is literally the thesis of the article, of course. :)

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Playing this again. I am really loving this track lately. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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RichardTuffin Australia now has nearly 1kW of solar per capita after smashing year of rooftop installs reneweconomy.com.au/?p=165700 via @renew_economy

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cameronwilson comparing how Liberal and Labor’s websites track users pic.twitter.com/J0bHe6rpEB

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@CameronWatt @wolfcat @david_heath I don’t think anyone was suggesting that lol.

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@noreasonspec So I see. A truck and car crash. What a mess!

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I won’t be able to reply to suggestions individually, because I’m lazy lol.

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HEY FANS OF CYBER WAR! I was suggesting people for a student to follow who are non-psychotic* cyberwar experts and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xy

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Tomorrow, Tue 2 Nov, is Devilled Egg Day for some reason. daysoftheyear.com/days/deviled-e… pic.twitter.com/j5iB9aDHgW

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poisontofu Marigold is closing for good, citing Covid impacts and future building works. Last day of trading is Dec 5. Gutted..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LZ

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@stirlospace @dobes @purserj I’m travelling for a few days next week so I have n o idea what these birds will get up to while I’m gone.

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@stacejarman @dobes @purserj I have SO lost control of the situation.

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@purserj @dobes And now this is happening. Not much sound because I’m shooting through the filthy window. pic.twitter.com/hXNxZL2e3h

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@purserj @dobes Oh it’s in a right mood now. We had a fight over the seed jar, and now they’re taking out their fru..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hi

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@dobes @purserj So now it’s sitting just outside the door, waiting, while another waits overhead immediately above..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pe

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Someone has decided they have the right to come in now and got cranky when I shooed them out. @dobes @purserj pic.twitter.com/LLiFBtUO2o

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mrseankelly There’s an extract from my book at @THEMONTHLY today, about the creation of the ScoMo character

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decryption I’d like to know more pic.twitter.com/w3CFWznHhE

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drspacejunk Space archaeology twitter.com/ThePlanetaryGu…

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And yet part of me wants to read it. twitter.com/cameronwilson/…

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@dobes @rohan_p @jeamland @NewtonMark @jpwarren Hmmm… Well now that you mention it…

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AleOfATime @cameronwilson the design is fascinating to me. Choice of colour, font, how they’ve spaced out the lineup.

It’s l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b4

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cameronwilson Wow dream festival lineup (if I had given myself a DIY Lobotomy) pic.twitter.com/UYh7rbVKys

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@AngryWagtails Yes, I don’t know how this could have possibly happened.

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@JustJimWillDo Yeah, but just one big quite bird rather than all the medium-sized black ones. So far, anyway.

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Note to self: When decanting the seed into the jar I take outside, remember that it now has a hole in the bottom.

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Yes, the jerkbird had come inside too, and had torn open a seed bag. It was only eating the sunflower seeds, of cou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cn

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The magpies followed me in. They often do that, get bored, and wander back out again. But then I heard them getting..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ha

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I decided to walk back to @bunjaree from the station just now. As I entered the compound some birds come down to “g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BW

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@duckbytheoboe @fictillius At this stage I have no news on either count.

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Yeah that’s quite the jam. Sydney-bound looks southbound at this point. pic.twitter.com/Tyr0HAcelr

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Sydney-bound trucks on the Great Western Highway are being stopped at Blaxland and there’s quite a queue. A truck a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ym

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andrewjhansen Being one of those irritating food intolerant people, I asked Heinz what the mysteriously named ‘spice’ is in their..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j4

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@ApostrophePong I didn’t go out that way but sadly it’s just a back alley I think.

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at Penrith station, but not the one I will be catching. pic.twitter.com/wPr5jSif5m

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@jonkudelka @OurNewHomecoach I am leaving Penrith in a few minutes and as far as I can tell I have not been murdered.

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@JessicaMudditt And yet here we are. It has a certain bleak charm, no?

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@DDsD Maybe this “nurse” is freelancing. Maybe he’s just some bloke who gets off on cosplay and collecting saliva and snot samples.

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@DDsD Wait I have another photo. Next door to High Street Music. It was My Hung Fabrics. pic.twitter.com/JJbf3aK3Y1

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@DDsD It’s just an empty shop at 489 High St. I can’t be arsed seeing what used to be there.

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The latest Alien Sideboob from @JohnBirmingham is titled “I do not think. I know” and It’s free to read.. aliensideboob.substack.com/p/i-do-not-thi…

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This and other replies are spot on. It was the most amazing vibe.

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@franksting @MsMountebank @egadheg @jpwarren I’m sure we can provide even further insights once we get going.

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I just saved myself a walk to Nepean Hospital because I stumbled across this rather bleak walk-in covid testing sta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7G

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@dobes @_midofo_ @oysta @jxeeno “Covid chicken” means bats, doesn’t it.

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@MiloSayz @Sheps71 @AndrewConstance That’ll all resolve to two-person crews though. Seats, meh. That whole “too wid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uD

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@MiloSayz @Sheps71 @AndrewConstance Nearly everything you’ve said in that tweet is wrong lol. Do try to keep up. transport.nsw.gov.au/projects/curre…

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@amicus_AU Yes, and people travelling for pleasure. It feels weird.

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@PSyvret Or as we call it these days, six weeks.

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Oh that’s right, tomorrow is horse race day.

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54 days until Christmas.

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@melbomartin Thanks. The odds of a positive result are very, very low though, so I’m not stressing about it.

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@mathi_gwythyer @AusElectoralCom That’s not such a bad idea, though I believe the puppeteer is dead now.

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tomatospy Idly wondering what secure messaging app politicians will migrate to.

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Waratah sequence 2021, day 62. A top view of the flower in question today. Even as it disintegrates there’s a certa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W7

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I would like to congratulate @AusElectoralCom for both responding to this modest proposal on a Sunday as well as co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JI

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Mon plan, the actual plan, eventually: Minor chores; 1224 train to Penrith; errand; covid test, Nepean Hospital; re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dw

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“Jellyfish attack nuclear power plant. Again.” thebulletin.org/2021/10/jellyf…

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@Wyld Yes to both of those things. :) They’re lovely.

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So @theharryshearer has written a song titled “Meta” to celebrate the launch of a certain new brand, and it is wond..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dp

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jamieleefinch My favorite annual tradition is watching Evangelicals take Halloween more seriously than anyone who *actually* celebrates Halloween

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GrogsGamut Extraordinary pic.twitter.com/7hD2fIEdE6

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stilgherrian Looking forward to the publication of “The Collected Musings of Daryl Maguire”.

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@JonoInAotearoa I am reliably informed that masturbation happens quite a lot on submarines.

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williamlegate Alex Jones tells his followers that if they eat food, they will have “engineered nanoparticle miscroscopic microchi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BW

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ESGhound Friendly reminder that a negative biological opinion from the Fish and Wildlife service under section 7 of the Enda..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xw

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So in other words, “We’re fucked.” twitter.com/ASPI_org/statu…

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Foone RS232 is a simple protocol which only requires N adapters, where N-1 is the number you have on hand

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BeijingPalmer queen elizabeth dedicating her last days to complicated maneuvers to make sure George inherits the throne of Saud. twitter.com/Noahpinion/sta…

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paulwallbank My new friend, Aggro the Brush Turkey, wishes all The Lucky Country’s denizens a bright and cheery Monday morning. pic.twitter.com/b5UAcjvwbU

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@wolfcat Challenge acce… nah maybe not.

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cathywilcox1 Is my Twitter slow to update? I keep reading about a politician crashing badly but it’s still not about the PM in Rome/Glasgow.

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“Seven West Media (SWM) has entered into a conditional Share Sale Agreement to acquire businesses and related asset..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pw

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I should mention that, yes, I’m vaccinated and have been following All The Rules, and I’ve barely been out since 11..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fe

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Further alleged plans are in the Weekly Wrap, of course, as well as a photo of an XPT power car that hints at reaso..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wr

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Mon plan, preamble: Given my various aches and pains and sleepiness in recent days, I’ll head down to Penrith for a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xH

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oysta Just wait until they hear about screenshots pic.twitter.com/RCqdtRocs0

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pareene one of white America’s foundational beliefs is that “criminals” are a distinct class of people and you’re not suppo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PJ

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Monday morning update: Not a single critter even attempted to eat the Halloween Face overnight, proving once more t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ua

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It’s not every day you get to make a joke about the Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact.

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You know who else lied about a defence treaty?

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This guy seems to have had a very good time indeed at the Mt Zion Baptist Church in Florida, or rather one of the 2..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P3

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The French think they’re SO special. Mate, that cunt lies to everyone, get over yourself.

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@jpwarren @trentyarwood Well I have read this thread and it makes me quite annoyed first thing on a Monday morning. Mission accomplished!

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@paulkidd I might watch it again for some of the details.

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@NewtonMark @drspacejunk Hah! There are many wonderful facts in this thread and I shall cherish it.

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@patteeemac Yes, there’s a few moment of amusement in all this. Very “We’re a big city you know” areas.

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@AndrewHeslop @VLine I have yet to travel in one of these. This would be a .

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It will be a cloudy day in the Blue Mountains today, mostly. A bit drab in fact. pic.twitter.com/4tQu3942Ao

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Monday. There will be a dispute at work or perhaps at home. A short, sharp sound will signal the first lie. Wear something blue. Monday.

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