@aaronstein1 Surely inflatable missiles would be easy to track.
@dobes @RealNickHodge I amuse myself in such pathetic ways.
Moo! @dobes @RealNickHodge.
Anyway this cow makes for a nice new profile pic, at least for a few days. pic.twitter.com/CKTe0Nd0Y5
@PositiveEnAus Anyway, folks, you have fun over there with your self-congratulatory brochureware site and later up… https://t.co/uKyr8r005S
@PositiveEnAus Better not use the webby bit of the World Wide Web, namely the hyperlinks. Lol. Maybe we should use… https://t.co/dpdrU7mDuo
@PositiveEnAus It feels like this was insisted upon by someone in a consultancy who half-read a news story about th… https://t.co/BIGL1tqA9Y
Lol the government’s @PositiveEnAus PR account reckons it can have its own “commenting rules†on Twitter. They seem… https://t.co/ELPei8YiFZ
“A combined total of 120 of the PDP-7 and PDP-7A were sold. A DEC publication states that the first units shipped t… https://t.co/nFvxGzqxJ2
Goddammit and I just sourced the photos. Stand by for a PDP-7. (I did thing PDP-8 felt wrong but I am getting old.) https://t.co/Ae4iEuzPzQ
Yep. This is what your iPhone looked like in 1971. https://t.co/ajNeKMuq67 https://t.co/HUZtW6C9jG
I’m a day late to this it seems, but it’s certainly a significant day. https://t.co/utzTAWWZLG
thegallowboob they both look annoyed as fuck pic.twitter.com/AuRjQDWLzG
@upulie @Sarah_Kendall It’s just so good.
“ ペンギンã®ç¾¤ã‚ŒåŒå£«ã™ã‚Œé•ã†çž¬é–”ãŒã‹ã‚ã„ㄆor something to do with penguins I don’t really know. (0m26s) https://t.co/mD5A1gmtZw For @HappySinger.
@upulie @Sarah_Kendall Yep. Here you go. Six x 45 mins of joy. iview.abc.net.au/show/frayed/
Just watched “Frayed†S02E06, the final, on ABC iView. Bravo to @Sarah_Kendall and team. A fantastic series. Here’s… https://t.co/xbAnYadByD
RT @coolauntV: are duolingo employees ok? https://t.co/PUgOJQQET3
@CosmicRami @drspacejunk @feraldata @NuclearAnthro And the small dog?
@dobes On anything in particular? :)
Hey @drspacejunk @feraldata @NuclearAnthro @CosmicRami I think we need to make some of these. https://t.co/64J1hzf5cX
@dobes Here’s the full BAE Systems video about the BvS10 armoured all-terrain vehicle. It’s quite erotic, or someth… https://t.co/BHhVa4xv1W
@Krislicked Asked and answered.
RT @adamjohnsonNYC: Man, that semester of journalism school where they teach reporters to have the most generous, literal-minded and ahisto…
@bazscott @MelissaKaulfuss @joelmcourtney Well, a middle-class American. ;)
@viveka @jsleeio I don’t think I’ve seen any of them apart from a couple eps of the first series.
@SerenasSoapbox Yeah lots of complaints about that.
@jsleeio He is a cat of taste.
@jsleeio That sounds magnificently boring. :)
@dmeeze Ah yes, a classic sketch.
Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program.
@akent @expectproblems Yeah that “grits with lobster tail†one threw me too. I’m not entirely sure what grits even are.
@jetztgibtshaue As are we all, yes.
@jetztgibtshaue You did that deliberately didn’t you. Still, I appreciate the effort.
@expectproblems But your food taste is definitely not that. It’s clearly skewed to American food concepts too.
@joelmcourtney Oh that bit is fascinating, in a very nerdy way.
@developerjack Harsh.
However my highest-performing media tweet (one with an image or video or whatever in it) was this observation on a… https://t.co/fFsypl3bHO
Weirdly, my “highest-performing†tweet for October was this lame mansplaining about timezones. https://t.co/iNfKu9OX5U
EmoPhilips for that, you can thank the vampire bat
RT @EmoPhilips: many people don’t believe vampires exist
EmoPhilips the vampire bat has a scary name but does much good, eating up to twice its weight in vampires every year
“Your food choices resemble those of the upper-middle class (60.71%).†Lol worth being sent to that private school,… https://t.co/D7BsFcYct6
“Frankie Boyle’s New World Order†S05E02c https://t.co/bnFZvD50Z7 For the attention of @dobes.
@dobes And I’d misse@roweafrfr yesterdaypic.twitter.com/QDjT3T7GO0O0
@dobes Meanwhile, @davpope is still watching Glasgow. pic.twitter.com/ARYnRiCpkk
Hello @dobes, you’ll like Mr Rowe’s vision of nature for tomorrpic.twitter.com/m0WWZpoVCxoVCx
This looks like a very good session at 1630 AEDT but I’ll have to watch it on the recording because I need a brief… https://t.co/utwmTWEw71
@JustJimWillDo @Pinboard Always the one for attention to detail, eh?
JonathanPieNews Look, occasionally, and I do mean VERY occasionally, the Daily Fail comes up with the goods. pic.twitter.com/OcfDXDjvP4
RT @Pinboard: You can get a far more realistic and tourist-free Mars experience by filling a walk-in freezer with dry ice and sitting in th…
RT @Pinboard: The Mars LARPers in Utah are angry because tourists have grown fond of visiting their pretend Mars base. Climb into your Mars…
jperlow “Rare image of an adjustable wrench mom feeding her young” pic.twitter.com/t7oi5t4djH
“I don’t know, I can imagine quite a bipic.twitter.com/3NySqWgabRqWgabR
I skipped a session but am dropping into this one. #NetThing2021 https://t.co/INnstpC0dn
RT @timothyjgraham: So it turns out Tim Smith has called numerous people ‘idiot’ on Twitter. Now he’s part of the club! https://t.co/4GVGGs 
Lunch break. There’s a thing on during the break but I’ll skip that because, well, lun#NetThing20212021
@jpwarren But I also deducted the initial 7-minute intro.
@jpwarren Yes. People will always start with general statements before we can drill down into specifics.
Per this comment, we’ll essentially get everyone’s answer to this question and one other, provided their answers ar… https://t.co/J7vgwtiRbE
At the moment the discussion is still on whether communications essential and what essential means and examples of… https://t.co/NM5VG5tWxf
@jpwarren We have been on the same page rather a lot lately and it worries me.
As always I am more optimistic than @jpwarren. #NetThing2021 https://t.co/tO4xtI3EvQ
This is a lot of people for a 45-minute panel. We’re still doing the intros. How many seconds each will the panelli… https://t.co/3qLtUcfU3Y
@tacticalmaid That is indeed quite a colossal beast.
This next panel is about the internet as an essential service. #NetThing2021 pic.twitter.com/SEAfNtepQh
During the break earlier we heard about this: .aucheck is an initiative by @ASPI_ICPC in coop with @auda to support… https://t.co/bh9EbIfp40
@tacticalmaid This is fabulous. I assume from a 1950s movie?
Waratah sequence 2021, day 65. I was busy yesterday, but two days after the last photo we can see further gradual d… https://t.co/aG0uj4HStx
Thursday update: Critters have begun to eat the Halloween Face. We can see both birds and mammals at work here. It… https://t.co/rxqjUq9jnM
@akent But only cartoon snakes.
I’m not tweeting this panel because reasons, but you can see some people’s thoughts on the hasht#NetThing20212021
PICK THE SNAKE?!?! Apparently if I can do this I am a human. But I have to be able to do it twice. pic.twitter.com/MkglwrIfp5
And yes the livestream is also on YouTube. https://t.co/RXZvR8sZOG #NetThing2021
The vaccine passport etc panel is starting. #NetThing2021 https://t.co/xa0Ab8OVvl
@PaulSzyndler Yep, and oldie but a goodie.
IMPORTANT MESSAGE. https://t.co/FpHILvJKlR
@samfloreani Thanks. I’m hoping I’ll remember to keep it up to date.
@franksting @MattTett Branding or GTFO. :)
As an aside, I recently posted a list of all the cyber and security-ish legislation and consultations currently on… https://t.co/27iuM2uUmJ
I missed the Q&A with Dr Feakin because I was distracted locally. The panel on critical infrastructure has started,… https://t.co/8VZsFIoCTt
Australia is making it clear in international forums that it does not support this more authoritarian model. (Note… https://t.co/kzGsUmH0b7
Feakin is talking about how the multi-stakeholder governance model for the internet is under threat and should not… https://t.co/WHvOJ4evJW
@jpwarren As we’ve learned over the years, from ketamine to ivermectin, drugs are for humans.
@ashabeeeee Oh dear, I see what you mean lol.
@TFeakin @AusAmbCyberTech Oops that is a most unfortunate screenshot, so here is a slightly less bad one.… https://t.co/uDTkhp6V10
Attn: @ashabeeeee. https://t.co/Unw8fPw3pM
Dr @TFeakin @AusAmbCyberTech is in da house (eventually). #NetThing2021 pic.twitter.com/YCgAkSwKYE
@bastardsheep @jpwarren Gawd, that is most unhelpful.
@jpwarren It’s an even better view from up here on our high horses.
If you don’t want to use Zoom then the video stream is also over here. #NetThing2021 https://t.co/T4CpAP2iRB
I will now switch to #NetThing2021 because I am nothing if not obedient. #NetThing
They’ve said the official hashtag is #NetThing2021 rather than just #NetThing, as if tweets weren’t already timesta… https://t.co/X9ArwgOlTE
Here’s what’s happening up to 1230 AE#NetThinghpic.twitter.com/nbaeGXiJDWiJDW
Starting shortly at 1000 AEDT, the NetThing Internet Governance Forum. @NetThing_AU Program at… https://t.co/TFsfavz1Dl
Hey @markhumphries I think I’ve figured out who that text messages was meant to be for.
(I can’t explain this pri… https://t.co/kqWGkCiYhk
RT @NewtonMark: I’m Alan Jones. https://t.co/5jtT8afbkY https://t.co/3B2VfBXCE2
RT @mjrowland68: Alan Jones: “Sky News have indicated to me that they will not renew my contract, which ends on November 30.†His final sho…
sophieelsworth BREAKING: Alan Jones is departing @SkyNewsAust. His last show will air tonight. More soon via @australian @aus_media
@ChemistryNathan Oh nicely played!
Thu plan: 1000 AEDT NetThing internet governance forum https://t.co/EEsbYRR1BP; in the background some data wrangli… https://t.co/i5wvDzMrZV
@eckym @ellinghausen He probably has a call button to summon an aide.
It’s a grey and soggy day in the Blue Mountains today. Enjoy. pic.twitter.com/wMBtFOylsq
@ellinghausen Good heavens, this tweet got so much attention overnight. It’s as is people have feelings about the p… https://t.co/t2WyP5o8df
Thursday. That novelist was correct. You remember? The one you read in school. Totally correct. Thursday.