Time for me to go. Please behave yourselves.

Histreepix The Swedish Chef, finally unmasked and de-hatted, is exposed as novelist Mark Twain. Connecticut, 1908. pic.twitter.com/aIZP4GJ71M
Beautiful work. https://t.co/99L4PqAvSX
RT @erstkate: I am blaming Gwyneth Patrick for my immediate thought on seeing this. That woman has so much to answer for.

jrhennessy this has shaken me to the core pic.twitter.com/cFmIVvRRvr
RT @stilgherrian: You should also think about what’s coming up this week, podcast-wise. https://t.co/LBrDzDmWoD
RT @stilgherrian: Highlight of the week was the podcast with @markhumphries, of course. You should listen to that. https://t.co/EN6nTh6ccQ
RT @stilgherrian: NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 597: Twitter, the law, and maybe even the end of the Quarantimes†https://t.co/AIK5YFiYpK Cov…
RT @benpartridge: It’s the one year anniversary of Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Have a good one, however you’re celebrating. https://t.c…
RT @CM_Gallagher: Harvey Milk: US Navy launches ship named for gay rights leader https://t.co/6VJEOBKAp0
@wolfcat I do this too. I don’t take delight in it, though. I just think it’s basic hygiene and courtesy.
@timothyjgraham Sure but I think it’s important that you did.
RT @timothyjgraham: Seems like Facebook peaked on Twitter around 2014 https://t.co/owUFry1BPm
@aussiewongm @jxeeno @DavidFengTrains @johnb78 This sounds like a sensible strategy, but I’m only doing three hours of XPT tomorrow.
@FrKarlSinclair THIS IS APARTHEID!
Ping @dobes @johnb78 @markhumphries.
“Clinton - His Struggle With Dirt†(1998) by @Aiannucci https://t.co/1ZspULnYcr
RT @BazzaCC: This doctor has issues. 🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/2nLOb3RdWk
RT @wongmsrailpics: Saturday, 30 October 2021 - 30 new photos in the Stored Comeng trains at Tottenham Yard and North Shore, 707 Operations…
@FrKarlSinclair So, this is an avocado-only cafe? How does this work, Karl?
@morebento I did but people paid me money.
@morebento @jxeeno @DavidFengTrains @aussiewongm @johnb78 It’s remarkably retro for the 1950s, I think.
This thread is very @ApostrophePong areas, of course.
“Nakagin Capsule Tower’s rare “pink capsulesâ€, formerly used in the sex industry†https://t.co/YhEdC2zyZ2
“The anime cosplay DJ in Tokyo’s crazy Nakagin Capsule Tower apartmentã€Photos〒†https://t.co/UyaY72z05E
A lovely tour of the Nakagin Capsule Tower in Tokyo from August. It’s now being demolished, but some capsules are b… https://t.co/M1kPiHxYVu
“Honest Government Ad | Net Zero by 2050†from @thejuicemedia https://t.co/o0Ztnye8Pn
@sylmobile Second-worst Star Wars character ever.
@DavidFengTrains There will be a contract with a supplier of teabags and they’ll have their range. I’ll get a photo in the morning.
@R_Chirgwin Got any bedside clocks? Also, check any wallwarts.
@johnb78 @DavidFengTrains @jxeeno @aussiewongm They could do really well with that.
Hah! That lightning bolt about 100 to 150 metres away just caused the circuit breakers to trip, @R_Chirgwin. Living… https://t.co/uo9CdNEI2o
@johnb78 @DavidFengTrains @jxeeno @aussiewongm Old-style airline food, yes. I have ranted about this before. Maybe… https://t.co/aqltrbvZRp
@johnb78 @DavidFengTrains @jxeeno @aussiewongm Here’s a “beef stewâ€. https://t.co/22hUSmckU1
@CaseyBriggs @johnb78 @DavidFengTrains @jxeeno @aussiewongm Yeah they only announce them on the journey. It’s a rotating menu.
@johnb78 @DavidFengTrains @jxeeno @aussiewongm Meanwhile here is the “posh toastie†from 2018. https://t.co/GZfFhUrCkm
Here you go, @dobes. https://t.co/iOG80Usqc2
NUMBAT! https://t.co/wgrBrNRJ4w
@johnb78 @DavidFengTrains @jxeeno @aussiewongm Pretty much, yes. The toastie is quite good but ridiculously overpri… https://t.co/Mz2NdtY7mU
@corduroy I see your point.
@johnb78 @DavidFengTrains @jxeeno @aussiewongm Here is the current NSW TrainLink XPY menu. https://t.co/8couZqkklN https://t.co/Dz8zYtyTWx
You should also think about what’s coming up this week, podcast-wise. https://t.co/LBrDzDmWoD
Highlight of the week was the podcast with @markhumphries, of course. You should listen to that. https://t.co/EN6nTh6ccQ
NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 597: Twitter, the law, and maybe even the end of the Quarantimesâ€â€¦ https://t.co/2woyfIN8DO
@johnb78 @DavidFengTrains @jxeeno @aussiewongm Yeah it’s alleged to be a mac and cheese.
@corduroy Sorry to hear that. You should punish them.

Excellent. pic.twitter.com/PFRKbmLZNd
RT @RepSwalwell: Imagine coming down harder on a fictional bird than the man who called your wife ugly. https://t.co/PFmd1BbPrS
Ideally every avocado in the world should be dumped into the Earth’s core and never seen again. The Devil’s slimefr… https://t.co/8mdRcQhfYP
@twcau @dobes @purserj I’m about to go away for fours days so I have no idea what will happen to the fill-in feeder.
@Headwellred @dobes @purserj A couple of them do come inside if the door is open, but it’s mostly to chew holes in the bird seed bags.
@franksting @jplonie @dobes @purserj I put out seed for the rosellas and doves and king parrots and wonga pigeons a… https://t.co/yGwRMT79Rb
@dobes @rohan_p @swearyanthony @davidgerard This is indeed completely accurate.

Well here we are, @dobes @purserj. pic.twitter.com/bYk9gmDDlT
Listening to an old episode of @OffMenuOfficial with guest @kathbum and she’s invented a cocktail called Good Morni… https://t.co/qsAINm9MUq
Hurrah! We’re in the zone!
“Severe Thunderstorm Warning for DAMAGING WINDS, LARGE HAILSTONES and HEAVY RAINFALLâ€â€¦ https://t.co/eCVcy5ktru
@JAS_Ten_Resist @kjmci @miketomalaris Thanks.
@GeoffSpinmonkey @jxeeno @DavidFengTrains @aussiewongm @johnb78 Don’t get too excited. That’s just what we now call… https://t.co/5WVVWOo680
catarinacmrg i still can’t believe some people think there’s a 40s movie called “gaslight”
@jxeeno @DavidFengTrains @aussiewongm @johnb78 For sure. :) Although Monday it’s KatoombaOrange 0900—1202 so I’m no… https://t.co/uKqDy8i9g6
@ApostrophePong I’m surprised the jerkbirds haven’t just torn it apart for the fun of it.
For the attention of @jxeeno @DavidFengTrains @aussiewongm @johnb78. I’ll provide a suitable image from my XPT to a… https://t.co/kBHmwMAzYD
@garthk It’s a very pushing-uphill kind of task.

There is a thunderstorm coming in from the west right now but as usual it’s passing south of here. pic.twitter.com/wbCOGVbtLh
RT @FroggyBottomPnd: Best Keith Richards meme. https://t.co/vNOtRwFsvG
@juhasaarinen Ideally, yes.

@ApostrophePong The Halloween Face also makes a handy ladder. pic.twitter.com/RBGmE9nABd
RT @Bettysopinions: I need a vest like this. https://t.co/TOtIGCwXHK
COME SOUTH YOU LAZY STORMS!
“Severe Thunderstorm Warning for DAMAGING WINDS, LARGE HAILSTONES and HEAVY RAINFALL f… https://t.co/V0vGssy6iW
RT @RevDaniel: Do I like that the “Christmas” season begins Nov 1st? No.
Do I want to see Christmas trees and hear Christmas carols for 2…
There should be a special place in Hell for people who screenshot articles and deliberately crop out the byline and… https://t.co/9QhVqn6RTM
@drphilhammond It’s a shame you didn’t properly credit @TheShovel for this. https://t.co/tZ8cgvKb5H

JoshLipnik Has anyone seen other versions of these old @PPG sunglasses ads? pic.twitter.com/imcEx1NQdQ

JoshLipnik Karlsberger & Associates, The Christopher Inn (1963, Demolished 1988) Columbus, OH pic.twitter.com/Cydk4Folq9
@kjmci @miketomalaris Sigh. Why do people do this? I’ll delete my retweet.
@ApostrophePong I know you would lol. I don’t have many frames so I’d have to use face morphing software I think.
@ApostrophePong We have a whole week of rainy days ahead so he is going to look terrible by Friday, which is when I’ll be back from Orange.
@ReneeStephen @ApostrophePong This one from the US is even more scary. :) https://t.co/z9HrR3wAWZ
These and the rest of this week’s waratah sequence photos are now up on the Flickr album. https://t.co/XnuH92yNW7
Waratah sequence 2021, day 68. More gentle rain this morning. Moisture is pooling in the leaves, and the florets ar… https://t.co/TanP8M2cyZ
@ApostrophePong No real change to the Halloween Face today. I think the critters have given up eating it because Ce… https://t.co/9db9y3QK3y
@zdnetaustralia Or if you prefer me in French, « Twitter défend l’anonymat sur les réseaux sociaux » https://t.co/COj3SjXzP3
ICYMI, met at @zdnetaustralia: “Twitter joins backlash against Australian plan to ID social media users†https://t.co/OqqIqo10cf
Sun plan, as noon approaches: Sleep in (done); a whole bunch of administrivia because it’s BAS time; Weekly Wrap; q… https://t.co/mD9spVvWgT
RT @nhannahjones: Let me say, again, the use of the word wokeness and/or woke by journalists is lazy and biased and counts on the reader/vi…
I’m helping. :) https://t.co/1yv3wPmEB6
@PreetBharara @edbott THE CONSPIRACY BEGAN WITH NIXON I KNEW IT!
RT @Ninesortjam: “The piece rate arrangement was “not fit for purpose†and unfair, the commission said, finding that employers had engaged…
RT @Ninesortjam: Good news for agriculture workers: “the Fair Work Commission… ordered that every farm worker in the country was entitled…

It’s a moist and potentially noisy day for weather in the Blue Mountains. pic.twitter.com/2OPdEXspD9
RT @stilgherrian: @markhumphries Looking ahead, the next episodes are with @FrKarlSinclair and @JohnBirmingham. If you’re a supporter with…
Sunday. The predictions will prove unhelpful and you will be forced to change your plans. Sunday.