RT @AndrewBGreene: It’s just a little bit of history repeating…
20 years ago Australia was accused of misleading a European company on a…
@DavidFeng Austrian kangaroos are the best.
“Vaporizing a hot dog in acid†(1m17s) https://t.co/Yy6oTqpORR
RT @BennettArron: “Steve, there’s a Jet Ski on the beach! Grab your camera I have a great photo idea!” https://t.co/3wXlII3WTl
“If only security were as simple as in Keating’s world†by @Rory_Medcalf https://t.co/ci6KTINSES

Hahaha I just rediscovered this photo of how I was born. Thank you, @PitcherJenna. pic.twitter.com/sFY9T7SJEo
Thanks for tweeting this one, @speechleyish.
The article itself is actually quite interesting. “Not just a pretty face — why preserve London’s facades?†https://t.co/61ebNtRlam

clarkjourno Unintentionally funny encyclopaedia titles pic.twitter.com/Gf0KB2M2tK
Repeating it for the hard of understanding, I am making no comment at all about architecture. Not in general. Not w… https://t.co/7C4w1mBkKu
Without making a comment on architecture one way or the other, when someone’s analysis begins with “I struggle to t… https://t.co/Hdp83fcHVB
@swearyanthony @moylecroft @NewtonMark @dobes @ADM19833825 @parislord @NBN_Australia I continue to be impressed at… https://t.co/IJegsz70qj
RT @PlatypusCI: Ever wonder what sound platypuses make? #platypusdreaming @UNSWScience @CES_UNSW https://t.co/lXsPEVSlr6
RT @kemal_atlay: Jesus christ, this might be the worst one yet *makes sign of the cross* https://t.co/lBwbJ0jCde
@mathi_gwythyer @swearyanthony @NewtonMark @dobes @ADM19833825 @parislord @NBN_Australia And the anniversary was last week!

NoContextBrits The biggest lie known to man. pic.twitter.com/dXIn7Jr6So
@swearyanthony @NewtonMark @dobes @ADM19833825 @parislord @NBN_Australia Why would cows love clover so much if it m… https://t.co/7cn3j7QFba
@swearyanthony @NewtonMark @dobes @ADM19833825 @parislord @NBN_Australia Oh yeah I forgot this bit. https://t.co/jdR6U4RBCR
@swearyanthony @NewtonMark @dobes @ADM19833825 @parislord @NBN_Australia Cows do explode, but generally only when they’ve been dead a while.
@swearyanthony @NewtonMark @dobes @ADM19833825 @parislord @NBN_Australia As an aside, in the late 1980s SA’s electr… https://t.co/ylvVqrzA0v
@ADM19833825 @NewtonMark @dobes @parislord @NBN_Australia Hah! Cheers!
@kcollasarundell @NewtonMark @dobes @ADM19833825 @parislord @NBN_Australia Look, if you destroy the comms then how… https://t.co/PyBM3JgmIa
@swearyanthony @NewtonMark @dobes @ADM19833825 @parislord @NBN_Australia Diesel make good stories for your book.
RT @MarcusFitzsimon: @Knig1Knight @gregory_pare @ChangeGottaCome @JessicaCheshi15 @SusanSmlth @JCaramac @Beany_1 @MGreenwoodWW @jreynoldsMP…
@ADM19833825 @NewtonMark @dobes @parislord @NBN_Australia Mind you I hope the Sun does explode. It’d save us a good deal of bother.
@ADM19833825 @NewtonMark @dobes @parislord @NBN_Australia Lol you started it.
@ADM19833825 @NewtonMark @dobes @parislord @NBN_Australia Or this. https://t.co/NuupYpd5K9
@ADM19833825 @NewtonMark @dobes @parislord @NBN_Australia What if the battery falls out of the phone? What if a dog… https://t.co/kzt3JUZdJI
@NewtonMark @dobes @parislord @NBN_Australia This is yet another example of my knowledge being out of date. Dangero… https://t.co/WKqsbbI9D8
@dobes @NewtonMark @parislord @NBN_Australia I stand corrected. But the core message is still that we just give fol… https://t.co/iKOl1R9UEu
@JustJimWillDo @dobes @NewtonMark @parislord @NBN_Australia Sometimes I think the NBN wasn’t such a well-managed project.
@NewtonMark @dobes @parislord @NBN_Australia To be fair, Mark, some people do have medical monitoring needs. But th… https://t.co/6OVAaUvV4t
@moylecroft @crikey_news This is a very Buddhist attitude, kind of.

@akent @kels_316 Well here’s one of them..pic.twitter.com/PQCrHDLjPBPB
Knock-on effects, part 68. https://t.co/XUQAFRDGbs
RT @skwashd: I’m am happy to participate in an experiment to prove this hypothesis. In order to get started I need someone to give me shitl…
All hail Eris! https://t.co/8kLMslx036
@akent @kels_316 OK, having met both gentlemen when the were alive, I’m finding this slightly creepy yes.

@crikey_news As usual, Orwell was all over this. pic.twitter.com/2bCrF4bCs3
@crikey_news Meanwhile… https://t.co/Xaf3mBuwdJ
@crikey_news So I now have a question. Do *voters* want Albo to “show a bit of mongrel� Or does that turn them off… https://t.co/IdKig9fYxA
@crikey_news Pro Tip: One of the most hated comments from readers is “Your article about X didn’t mention Y, a diff… https://t.co/7e1V2aGMsG
@crikey_news To be clear(er), the article is indeed about what the media wants. I’m not wanting the article to be a… https://t.co/u7bbZQlu0p
RT @COVID19NearMeAU: From today, @NSWHealth no longer publishes public exposure sites.
We have archived all NSW exposure sites listed on C…
RT @Ben_Domensino: What a difference two years has made in eastern Australia!
On this day in 2019, fires were raging in eastern NSW. Today…
@itgrrl Fair point.
@bastardsheep @cameronwilson Maybe @cameronwilson could produce a series of encouraging video messages.
Exactly. https://t.co/95lZqeQcPv
Could you poo while this man is looking at you? https://t.co/2I0Bgg45Bh
RT @exodotpet: never before have i seen such a supple and plump alarm clock. why did philips make it look so slick, squishy, and in heat ht…
“Let’s Not Forget You Can Make Money by Pooping on This Toilet†https://t.co/9ehWrnk05P
I am so sorry to have draw… https://t.co/OGYuSBvC77
Scott ‘Alan Partridge’ Morrison. https://t.co/6dkU8NzxlT
Dancing, @dobes. Dancing! https://t.co/cRV0xABF0v
RT @FionaKatauskas: This is so true. The streets are full of lost & lonely heterosexuals who thought they were happily married until BLAMMO…
@DavidFengTrains This is all @tacticalmaid’s fault.
@ashabeeeee @ZachariahK_ I suppose I should thank you both… Gosh.
@bastardsheep Perhaps. But not until next year.
Waratah sequence 2021, day 75. Another windy day hasn’t done the flower in question any favours. This view is a dif… https://t.co/5zdXyukgng
RT @tanaka_tatsuya: æ³¢å‹•ç ”ï¼ https://t.co/Bn3kiMDqrk
matthew_d_green If you found a flaw in the FBI email infrastructure would you:

Here’s a slightly better upscalepic.twitter.com/X1iq9rpyo0o0
@AncientSpoonbil Hot.

jtrebach alright hold up now pic.twitter.com/dldqB9904p
@aggerchez Excellent.

Let’s see if this profile pic helps in any waypic.twitter.com/ZnpozF2LwXwX
RT @Airminded: this is just Australia… oh, right https://t.co/BETmrhfQo5
@oberonsghost @NewtonMark @jpwarren @dobes @rohan_p Earlier in the press release it is claimed to be “a company foc… https://t.co/Nfl0881HsS
RT @dobes: Some “hack”, FBI was seemingly piping user input into a mail process.
lololololololol https://t.co/gsvj7DMI0K
@KymHuynh I’m likely to score this quite highly, but I need to know what you did with the rest of the cow.
Meanwhile, I hope you know that a podcast happened on the weekend. Quite a good one, in fact. https://t.co/0NIK5qDmGv
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, of course. https://t.co/ByeDVo6Tl8
Mon plan, finally: Sleep in (done); laundry (nearly done); a vast ocean of administrivia soon to be done). With luc… https://t.co/qc2k4VYJdU
@oberonsghost @jpwarren @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Lol I didn’t even notice that! I was too busy trying to find ac… https://t.co/buoiBtzhIT
@LexPlans @jpwarren @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark What if all blockchains are just fart noises?
@jpwarren @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Hot air is a gas.
@jpwarren @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Also, you can put liquids and gases on the blockchain now. Apparently.
This press release contains a series of words arranged in a specific sequence, @jpwarren @dobes @rohan_p… https://t.co/Htqs7RYlYX
@mcbridesride See? I know I can predict the future.
It’ll be scary once computers can eventually do arithmetic though.

It’s true, a computer could never figure this outpic.twitter.com/wF5ncZzQW8W8

It’s still a bit windy in the Blue Mountains but not as windy as yesterday. pic.twitter.com/Pwnbg3numr
Monday. There is an unexpected silence, which you ruin by saying something stupid. Monday.
OK gorn.
@DrJJoyner Hey I know, James, this a whole thing happening right now. But viewed from the other side of the planet it’s very WTF territory.
Lol look at this arsehat. https://t.co/a6UlOUneHb
@TomSear Exactly. These Korean kids are awesome.
Man, this set! https://t.co/VP7unbp6tF
Exactly. https://t.co/VP7unbp6tF
PAN-OPT: Pan-Opt Presents | Seoul Community Radio†https://t.co/VP7unbp6tF Exactly!
@beejeebus @rohan_p @dobes As I said… https://t.co/aHrBhsv6T7