RT @stilgherrian: On a related note, from March 2020 a story I’d missed: “‘Twinks 4 Trump’ Founder Lucian Wintrich Held a ‘Corona Potluck’…
RT @stilgherrian: The world was not ready for one such as him. He flew too close to the Sun. Etc.
RT @Tomycardy: New government rules say if you mute yourself and then speak during a video call after working from home for 17 months I get…
RT @osamabishounen: after reinventing the train and reinventing the bus, startups have finally stopped delaying the inevitable and reinvent…
Yes I think I could struggle along in these circumstances too. https://t.co/CSomvmCScE
@juhasaarinen I should. Get me a new one.
Amused by my iPhone, which has all the automated screen brightness things turned OFF, automatically fading to about… https://t.co/hG4cK2Bvn6
@glengyron @juhasaarinen I imagine that there’s hundreds of them.
@glengyron @juhasaarinen They’re over here. I haven’t watched them yet. https://t.co/CEX0ikaKbl
RT @BaldwinAlistair: Love Shack is the most incredible piece of music because 1) truly in the top 10 songs of all time 2) has phenomenal st…
RT @glengyron: Honestly, I love this for him. He will of course hire a writing team and soon be funnier than dril or whatever, so enjoy it…
“Frankie Boyle’s New World Order†S05E04 https://t.co/0GTB0BIAAz Pour le @dobes.

JoshButler Election ads from the major parties are already running at a high quality pic.twitter.com/O3kPVBF8y7
NSW is such a well-governed state. https://t.co/DcqYii5ctN
Here, have a radio made of glass from about 1920. https://t.co/ybXGN8ttoZ https://t.co/tTNOYwyPFd
RT @Shaimaakhalil: I feel you, mannequin… 😔 https://t.co/OzGg1nuEh5
RT @whereisdaz: Meanwhille, the voters wish it was about us. Maybe even some vague notion of national interest. https://t.co/a6FAarUhSr
I say, @dobes, there’s some great attention to detail here. https://t.co/oWcDpcr9ac
@JonoInAotearoa @staticsan La manzana está hecha de galletas.
paulkidd @PPantsdown Everyone in England is called Gary. Regardless of gender.
RT @swearyanthony: Corruption? Olympics might result in corruption? Well I never. https://t.co/HtVbOiL4hw
Apple’s release note on the lastest version of iMove. It is magical how a bug so specific could happen. It’s also m… https://t.co/eo3ychJ5pi
jennasaysquoi your ducks can also be organized into columns
@Lilal89156012 @dobes No but it’ll be PM Dutton by the end of February.
@NewtonMark @ProfPCDoherty @ben_hr @engagedpractx Lol cheers! :)
@NewtonMark @ProfPCDoherty @ben_hr @engagedpractx Aha. Now can I be arsed chasing down a copy of the paper?
Lol.
1. Media diversity in action.
2. They don’t actually know what the book and film are about, do them. https://t.co/ez4IAP9YGe
And we’re done. That’s the conference for today. I’ll be tweeting some of it tomorrow but I’m not sure which bi#Cybercon2021rcon2021
This is Woz reminiscing about all the things, which is what it is. All this has been told before, though, so no twe… https://t.co/uP2yAFvWB1
@aleeb88 Hard to say.

@dobes @purserj Here’s a frame grabpic.twitter.com/ykuxs69BQAQA

@dobes @purserj So this king parrot (Alisterus scapularis) has taken to following us around. pic.twitter.com/5ucBnWms66
Woz is beaming in from somewhere in the sky. This is also billed as a “fireside chat†but there is no fire to be se… https://t.co/ycbIpS899T

Coming up next: “Endless possibilities†fireside chat with Steve Wozniak aka #Cybercon20212pic.twitter.com/K7pmNx3NPY3NPY
onyxaminedlife Fairies want your true name so they can add you to their professional network on Linkedin
Deploying the big guns now. https://t.co/tfJUKqDlLV
Imagining Malcolm Turnbull’s tentacles.
“How fear of abandonment informs Australia’s defence strategy†by Brian Toohey https://t.co/tG4Qm7A2AA This is a fa… https://t.co/KAZAwVfNhE
@purserj @dobes @jodiem @annie_parker Bother. https://t.co/FzcxPcPrjr
@purserj @dobes @jodiem @annie_parker What? This is not real?
@jodiem @annie_parker Lol yes quality jerkbirding. Ping @dobes @purserj
Here’s how I’d planned my afternoon, but the Toll Group session appears to be scrubbed ’cos it’s not in the live ap… https://t.co/iTBeY9DxHX
@JonoInAotearoa I am merely stating that a raccoon was present.
@kels_316 Here you go. @JustJimWillDo @jetztgibtshaue https://t.co/rZfHqN49VV
Going back to the earlier comments by James Clapper, here’s my transcript of the relevant bits. #Cybercon2021… https://t.co/Qr3oM51jpz
Lol cut off automatically as the timer ran out. #Cybercon2021
She’s been showing various attacks for which these things are mitigations. Just an example for each one. Very geeky… https://t.co/dKB2KMMLin
4. Whitelisting [of applications]
5A. De-implement old protocols and their default settings.
5B. Review the solutio… https://t.co/wCUqKy79Is
@GeoffSpinmonkey It’s their branding, apparently. https://t.co/u1CNGp0tdY
@ericscheid This is good to hear.
She’s stepping through these by demonstrating the related attack#Cybercon202121
OK, we’re moving onto the six items. #Cybercon2021
1. A well-configured firewall
2. Multi-factor authentication an… https://t.co/NAJD4iLuqR

The raccoon seems to be a key part of this presentation. #Cybercon2021 pic.twitter.com/mrqubHE0QT
@joelmcourtney I did kinda mean by actual hackery hacking.
Not sure whose figures she just cited, or when they’re from, but apparently your average income for a ransomware op… https://t.co/OcoaPsDvRZ
@JohnBirmingham I’m still not doing it. Although if there’s vodka then maybe.

Paula has a friend. #Cybercon2021 pic.twitter.com/BkeV7Z5lud

Your Cybercon challenge is to display a message of your own choosing on that monitor. #Cybercon2021 pic.twitter.com/Azv6s0PHeS
Next for me is “Hackers at the gates: 6 techniques to have your infrastructure prepared for a battle†with Paula Ja… https://t.co/nnQ9f4Nq1z
@JustJimWillDo Arf!
RT @SciencePorn1: This photograph is one of a kind. German photographer Birk Möbius managed to capture lightning passing through a rainbow…
Clapper out. #Cybercon2021
“Christian Porter denies rumours he will quit federal politics†https://t.co/d2d3iCfZxe
Rare earth metals are being cited as another example, with China as the major supplier. #Cybercon2021
The US is particularly vulnerable because [most?] microchips are made elsewhere and could be compromised/. US needs… https://t.co/5ietXcqow3
@kels_316 Well indeed.
If we keep making exceptions to the rules then maybe it’s time to change the rules, Clapper says. Yep, alluding bac… https://t.co/xUabsJieYl
Smith asks whether Five Eyes shared methods and sources or just outputs. “Increasingly it’s both,†says Clapper. Es… https://t.co/DXQKiO32R6
Cyber is a team sport! Drink! #Cybercon2021
@JustJimWillDo Heh I’m just the messenger.
@kels_316 That would be awesome, yes, though he’s coming across as a sober and sane 80yo.
@kels_316 Does a former DNI count as amateur though? Lol.
@kels_316 Yes, he seriously proposes that we have something instead called NOFVEY or FVEYEO of whatever. I just mad… https://t.co/xdPemxfmuS
@Wyld I’m sure you do.
That is quite the radical proposal. My prediction is that it will go nowhere. #Cybercon2021
Clapper repeats his proposal from years ago that if Five Eyes share intelligence then the US should drop NOFORN, Au… https://t.co/YGOoxh6ITj
In a session titled as being about AUKUS, we’re 20 minutes in before the first mention of AUKUS, as a thing we’ll c… https://t.co/FVVCaNoxXs
RT @chaser: Christian Porter to resign as MP to pursue career as genius lawyer and highly-respected strategist https://t.co/DHe0bOeSBx
Hands behind the head eh? Yeah sure right that’s definitely how this is going to be used. https://t.co/6MvQHWYrWv

decryption go hands free anytime anywhere pic.twitter.com/SJxmoi70bo
@dobes That’s fantastic work.
Clapper says there’s been increased cooperation between the Five Eyes nations on the cybers, “but it needs to be bi… https://t.co/1cy1eMHGCb

Also enjoying the relative sight lines, with Clapper seemingly looking up into Smith’s nostrilcam#Cybercon20212pic.twitter.com/Dv6VSRJkXwXw
Compulsory mention of non-state actors and the rise of ransomware. I guess that’s two drinks already#Cybercon202121
Clapper reckons the offence has the advantage, and that we lack international norms. The comparison is with the Law… https://t.co/gUdT9X6zRn
@dawnstarau Where the cybers go to die.
Sigh. We’re doing that ol’ thing of reading out the speakers’ entire#Cybercon2021on2021

Fascinated by the host set. #Cybercon2021 pic.twitter.com/U4B6gYaF3f
Starting shortly, “The AUKUS pact and the importance of sovereign cyber security†with James R Clapper and Prof Ste… https://t.co/CHQFszZb2B
“Inside the Struggle to Save Bulgaria’s Last Narrow-Gauge Railroad†https://t.co/VPTQD3cO9X

@dobes @swearyanthony Also I searched for “cockatoo onesie†but the results were unexpectpic.twitter.com/biFFUA0tJB0tJB
Hey @dobes @swearyanthony have you considered… https://t.co/rEKv60ePFM
@alex4pt Astronaut humour.
@_BertHandsome Well, no. But the pub is quite good.
@jetztgibtshaue DUCKS!
RT @sammajammaz: Can I make this an NFT https://t.co/nQGORdlTIP
@pjf Birb fren has already worked out where the sacks of seed live and how to chew a hole in them. Birb fren is get… https://t.co/moFxwCd8VY
@tashlee Good thinking.

Fair enough. pic.twitter.com/AUkYJIQBqo

@dobes @purserj It’s a battle of witspic.twitter.com/7GmHifSz6P6P
@tashlee I know, but this is all very much above my pay grade.
@tashlee I guess someone else will have to have a go.
@dobes Screwing up audiovisual stuff on a Mac takes some doing.
@ChrisJHowe15 Good thinking. These birds are from a mob of about 200 based around a kilometre away, up on the Great… https://t.co/PEF4aqzFJc
@dobes I’m liking that jalopy.

I am amused by this. I have chosen not to migrate to Windows for this event. #Cybercon2021 pic.twitter.com/q8FBG8sUcy

This is my plan of attack for the morning. I won’t be tweeting until the 1110 AEDT sessions#Cybercon20212pic.twitter.com/RsU0fdRLCQCQ
Coming up shortly at 1100 AEDT is @AISA_National’s Australian Cyber Conference. Program at https://t.co/RzbmvHHc7P…. https://t.co/Nu5ucincHY
I would not do this. https://t.co/0qo2BItB5H

Waratah sequence 2021, day 76. Decay in the morning sunlight. Not much left of the flower in question now. pic.twitter.com/OgE9tKxibI
@TheIronMonk3 “One†lol. Soft.

O hai. @dobes @purserj pic.twitter.com/hnifsW25Cq
God bless America. https://t.co/3qVFXQHRhN
RT @TheNewsAtGlenn: “Got your nose!â€
“Oh my god you’ve got my nose†https://t.co/LxF1VOhOT9
And now there are ten.
@developerjack @dobes So, without L1 in operation Western Sydney starts at George St.
@NewtonMark Hah. This amuses me no end.
@DeclanRurenga @kels_316 And right so lol.
@viveka They outnumber me. I’m scared.
@kels_316 I see that’s not part of the SAPOL quite though. It could be a case of any armoured vehicle being a “tank†because journalism.
So far today: A king parrot and two crimson rosellas arrive. I put out a suitable amount of seed for them. Four sul… https://t.co/kaGxDxkq7f

cathywilcox1 Underdog.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/LIOIseh6Ew
This is quite the number. https://t.co/nzoG0feIXk
I’m not sure why this is being retweeted today however I am prepared to do my bit. https://t.co/GfKLNOUqfv
RT @LegendDurham: imagine wasting time asking this question when you should be at home preparing dinner and cleaning that lady’s house? htt…
On a related note, from March 2020 a story I’d missed: “‘Twinks 4 Trump’ Founder Lucian Wintrich Held a ‘Corona Pot… https://t.co/qIKApMPVL2
The world was not ready for one such as him. He flew too close to the Sun. Etc. https://t.co/DtUTADJKG8
Tue plan: 1000 AEDT @AISA_National Australian Cyber Conference https://t.co/ClOGs6qHvy interspersed with administri… https://t.co/WOd01uWA9B

It’s going to be quite a nice day in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/BCSBMfHwd2
RT @tressiemcphd: I honestly laughed out loud so the internet is not yet broken. https://t.co/OsieNy7HDW
Tuesday. If it were made from plastic it would be more durable, but also made from plastic. Review your underwear.… https://t.co/1w5At4rUGb