All hail Eris! OK yes this is literally gaslighting but it seems to be in a good cause. https://t.co/6QLPDmb4px

Histreepix Watched by her doting father, God creates Norway. 1902. pic.twitter.com/m1dhdrxffq
Still enjoying this accurate map. https://t.co/yJnxHz6FbG
kels_316 I already forgot which cricketer got kidnapped?
Here we go, @NewtonMark @expectproblems. Innovation! https://t.co/YVpVQd1QYx
@emelaarghh And yet here we are.
“Scott Morrison wants to pretend nothing has changed when everything has†by @declanf https://t.co/nhBAMt7Pyr A gre… https://t.co/oOUAJdu4ts
secondhandpenis being popular on twitter is like being the richest family in the trailer park
@oberonsghost Yeah these people are serious arseholes.
Actually I should do a reminder. I’m recording a podcast with @drspacejunk on Tuesday night. If you’re a supporter… https://t.co/ecZyY7cxa1
@oberonsghost I am shocked to hear this happened, of course.
@Rhys_Needham Yeah you’re applying WAY too much logic to this.
@oberonsghost I believe the various protests were yesterday but the news coverage and the emergence of idiocy has been today.
RT @Made_in_DNA: This struggle’s an all-rounder. https://t.co/KEQ45n8e64
Also read that whole thread for news about future podcast episodes.
Highlight of the week was of course the podcast. You should check it out. Just look for “The 9pm Edict†in your pod… https://t.co/XXUxVpu7wK
RT @cameronwilson: In Spectre, Bond kills Sciarra. When he attends his funeral, he saves and seduces Sciarra’s widow (played by Monica Belu…
“The Dangerous Fallout of Russia’s Anti-Satellite Missile Test†https://t.co/CDoSezleTE Very @drspacejunk @CosmicRami areas.
Just 34 sleeps until Christmas.
“China: Man banned from all-you-can-eat BBQ for eating too much†https://t.co/CoI9gZSSYn
RT @buitengebieden_: Tortoise opening the new science lab at the University of Lincoln.. https://t.co/IeM9seX1Db
@garystark @juhasaarinen @dobes @purserj You nasty, nasty man. :P
@Thisisadeadend @deanlk She’s one of two females who come for food every morning.
@DavidFeng It’s nesting season, so digging out fresh tree hollows is a thing, But some find a hole in a cliff inste… https://t.co/wCS8Baec2G
@DavidFeng Someone has clearly been chewing out a new tree hollow and now everything is wet and filthy. The cockatoo as well.
@Thisisadeadend Yeah but it doesn’t matter what’s happened in the courts before because the courts have no jurisdic… https://t.co/g82nmxmN5X

Someone is looking particularly wet and miserable, @dobes @purserj. pic.twitter.com/baTYit1mlw
Hey @dobes I’m wondering if Mr Rowe thinks it’s On… https://t.co/4tYhzU5zwY
@Thisisadeadend @deanlk I’m in the Blue Mountains so the local magpies are all Gymnorhina tibicens tibicens.
@Thisisadeadend @deanlk Here’s the explainer in Pizzey & Knight, which still uses the older term “race” rather than… https://t.co/N16nvBD84L
@Thisisadeadend @deanlk Both things are happening. Juveniles have the grey mottled feathers more or less overall, a… https://t.co/MSRrz4hBaX
@drspacejunk I though you were asking a trick question. https://t.co/bH21vQA7Yi
@drspacejunk Their new ballet.
RT @doctormcdougall: Bowie. The true cost of Brexit. https://t.co/nMn6cZ98hX
@markrprior @moylecroft @jxeeno @NewtonMark @dobes @expectproblems Personally I would not discourage @jxeeno from b… https://t.co/XrmG6ofLn7

Rashas_Mo I’m gonna guess, a meth lab. pic.twitter.com/xwuvtDEGOa
RT @jennineak: what is the charge? eating a meal? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL? https://t.co/vOg1FUdZ6K
@speechleyish @NewtonMark @dobes @expectproblems @jxeeno All design is communism.
Female Australian magpies have a greyish patch on the back of their necks, while the males have pure white. Look w… https://t.co/644o5Yq0J0
@moylecroft @jxeeno @NewtonMark @dobes @expectproblems Ken is such the fascist with his “data†and “factsâ€.
RT @albertinho: In the ultimate 5D-chess move, Ten - which is owned by CBS, the network who produced the Adele special in the US - have bee…
RT @albertinho: This is absolutely hilarious.
Channel Seven spends $1m to score the interview of the year only for their reporter to fuck…
@_midofo_ Yeah I gave them a try recently and was impressed with the flavour.
@dobes @expectproblems @NewtonMark @jxeeno Also, a self-trolling quotient is so very much a number we need to calculate.
@dobes @expectproblems @NewtonMark @jxeeno Here’s a couple explainers. https://t.co/NDK3QnB4Rd https://t.co/MVtnh1082V
@paulkidd @NewtonMark @dobes @expectproblems @jxeeno @hnrysmll @kemal_atlay That’s a fair observation. :)
@NewtonMark @expectproblems @dobes @jxeeno To be fair, the ownership of @stilgherrian has had a breakdown. And/or is broken down.
@expectproblems @NewtonMark @dobes @jxeeno You, me, and Mark is a weird little grouping. :)
Lol. https://t.co/tBtoLIYC3u @NewtonMark @dobes @expectproblems
And check the second screenshot, @jxeeno. https://t.co/QUJ3EkgR0b

Author_PCorrell Me: No serial killer will ever lure me into their murder van. I’ m too smart for that.
Murderer: pic.twitter.com/ThvagNDZvS
Sun plan, updated: I’ve just figured out how I can get away with not doing the shopping today. Which is good, becau… https://t.co/ifbbQek7PT
@NewtonMark I wonder if those two facts are related in some way.
All of the photos of the waratah flower in question are now in the Flickr album with the correct day numbers. On Tw… https://t.co/xRmspbyzZo
Oops that’s actually day 82. I’ve got my count wrong somewhere this week. I’ll make the corrections when I load the… https://t.co/u28sUQEQAV
Waratah sequence 2021, day 81. After 12mm of gentle rain overnight the flower in question is still hanging on. Ther… https://t.co/b03OaOSTv8
Whew! A few of the jokes were at Fr Karl’s expense. Also, while that photo of him fully frocked-up is great, I shou… https://t.co/EAO0zOz2xx
@dprk_ebooks Oh absolutely. I am my own free citizen therefore some random other law applies to me but not the laws I don’t like.
@Nightwyrm Well these two certainly do. :)
Mt Gambier, South Australia, to be precise. Right here. https://t.co/kGAtz312MH
Should you be curious, here’s the… https://t.co/gMr4hiVqGs
While having a nap yesterday I thought I heard a jerkbird squawk inside the house. I’ve now found a scatter of whit… https://t.co/ekWUXf0N7y
RT @__femb0t: ,,,,,,Local news channel in Sri Lanka shows a map of USA and like https://t.co/Egs7Grao1A
RT @BrentHodgson: .@WhiteRoseSocAU has documented widespread links between the protesters, neo-nazi, right wing and other extremist groups.…
“My Rump is for Trump.†https://t.co/iFmnaq3KpB

nkrishnaswami The trolly problem pic.twitter.com/RGiq8LMHJK
@jeffsonstein There’s a whole history of schemes to re-create Australia’s “inland sea†or re-engineer the northern… https://t.co/iVoaFEIiOk
@Cynthiainoz “Hey I found a penny in the sewer!â€
Sun plan: Slow start because it’s the weekend; data wrangling; shopping, Katoomba; confirm plans; poke at some writ… https://t.co/vRXjKZ1VdR
RT @unamccormack: It’s the chapel mate just the one book is the clue https://t.co/NqVk0UWbAO
Human infants (puréed). https://t.co/cjw0zPqi9O
RT @katiemedleyy: new dad joke just dropped https://t.co/o8M9LqP1hi
RT @MrJonathanKing: I can imagine Elon shouting at his designers: “No, no, no! Everything you’ve shown me so far looks like current or past…

TheOnion KitchenAid Releases New 80-Pound, Stainless Steel Block For Taking Up Counter Space bit.ly/3HvPURk pic.twitter.com/H0uySY3zYQ
@aleeb88 Fetid no. Fecund yes.

mattprentis The ratio of media budget to production budget is strong here pic.twitter.com/f3uHoyOyhb

JoeUchill A Modest Proposal pic.twitter.com/wEp0upIBt6
@viveka @mektronik @iMusing I’m sure she does but that still means its alleged “importance†is being recognised.
RT @stilgherrian: Also I should probably say that the podcast’s title is “The 9pm Edict†so that’s what you’re looking for in your podcast…
RT @stilgherrian: The next episode will be with @drspacejunk herself. We’re recording on Tue 23 Nov, i.e. this coming Tuesday. If you’re a…
RT @stilgherrian: If you enjoy this episode, please tell your friends and maybe even empty your wallet at https://t.co/fpV4yKAAMl. This pod…
RT @stilgherrian: NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Proletarian Apocalypse in Orange with Fr Karl Sinclair†@FrKarlSinclair (1h29m18s) https://t.co/x52…
Reminder: Do not watch The Bad (Sunday) Program.

It is moist in the Blue Mountains today. Properly moist. pic.twitter.com/EqjNMYbkde
Sunday. A man named Daryl or perhaps David will change your life in a small way. Shoes. Sunday.