Right. I have to head down to Sydney in the morning so it’s goodnight from me.
@_midofo_ Very special.
@niltiac I’m running the kitchen, thank you. I’ll do the shopping. Wifey can put her feet up.
I don’t know if the question is whether Peter Dutton has sodomised a duck or whether a duck has sodomised Peter Dutton.
RT @PessimistsArc: 🗞1903: @nytimes said human flight could take between 1M and 10M years.
💨ðŸ»â€âœˆï¸ðŸ§’ðŸ»â€âœˆï¸9 weeks later: the Wright Brothers c…
@spottytwit Nice collection. Classic squabbling.
@niltiac I am such the fool.
RT @stilgherrian: Which end is Boris Johnson’s speech flap?
ICYMI, I did my usual Essential polling thread today. https://t.co/6y21Y5LGL2
RT @stilgherrian: “Tesla ranks almost dead-last on Consumer Reports reliability list†https://t.co/Nxtlbgmdd8 https://t.co/hCFVBGEGl4
RT @stilgherrian: Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Morrison’s pamphletocracy of critical tech holds barely a quantum of substance†https://t.…
@spottytwit Put some food out you coward!
@AusBerlin84 Isn’t it just. That and relationships.
Histreepix Road-testing a prototype cow. New Milton, 1923. pic.twitter.com/hwTupKRNcO
RT @fesshole: We keep keeping the lube out by mistake and now my kids think that it’s “Daddy’s Bum Cream”.
Not sure how long we have till…
RT @fesshole: Once a year I take a day of leave without telling my wife. I work at home and have breakfast as she is leaving the house. Onc…
How to sex. https://t.co/UOGlwinSOU
Yes I know Buckley was a polemicist and full of shit. Don’t @ me.
Pledging not to buy anything unless someone actively sells it to you must make everyday shopping and eating problem… https://t.co/1uUxj2WCv0
@kcarruthers Dogs on drugs. It’s always the way to go.
@kcarruthers Yes, quite bad. Is he on meds as well then?
@MissLaraBelle @NewtonMark I mean I’d be up for ONE night’s proper sleep.
RitaGamer Submarine scale model on the cheap. pic.twitter.com/ronNZmYXkY
RT @buffalocialism: Shazam is the only app that solves an actual problem people ever developed
@MissLaraBelle @NewtonMark I mean to fair I have been trapped in an elevator. Several times. But not for a month.
Then again neither am I. Not that my family had to pay for me. I scored a freebie.
Imagine having spent all this money on an education and still ending up with such an arsehat It’s not a good advert… https://t.co/XO3EgGxTC7
RT @TimWattsMP: In a bizarre rant in Question Time, Barnaby Joyce just told the house that he opposed the appointment of “sandstone sandies…
@kcarruthers WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?
RT @NewtonMark: This isn’t even a question. https://t.co/JFgK1jzvJ5
@beefanddairy Dear @benpartridge I am really enjoying the sound design in this episode.
@beefanddairy “The gravy is coming out!â€
Listening to the latest @beefanddairy podcast “Marianne Angler†and wondering how, 77 episodes in, a newcomer divin… https://t.co/5DB7cH1IKI
And here’s the text of Senator Wong’s speech. https://t.co/ZH6L1RPmsa https://t.co/4TetoMXWVr
New from TimeGhost History: “DicKtionary - M is for Mathematics - Newton and Hooke†(10m34s)… https://t.co/rvmtodUNGL
RT @SixthTone: The blogger said that the rumor had been spread widely and caused her a lot of trouble. She plans to take legal action again…
RT @SixthTone: A photo of a blogger and her grandfather carrying the description “A 73-year-old entrepreneur married a 29-year-old beauty,…
@Lilal89156012 I’m liking the idea of QAnon’s Q being the Queen of the Night.
God bless America. https://t.co/1c5E2XCLzJ
@dobes @CptHollingworth @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @expectproblems Also, he got 254 votes. https://t.co/PnsUu0B0x0
@dobes @CptHollingworth @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @expectproblems Also thank you for influencing me influencer-l… https://t.co/sOmhNK7wFP
@jeamland Yeah I think you kinda win this one.
UniverCurious A photo of Pluto - 24 years apart (1994-2018)
Credit: NASA/JPL pic.twitter.com/bioZkV6c0X
RT @jeamland: Rage Against The Vaccine https://t.co/7UPkPlsCxb
@dobes @CptHollingworth @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @expectproblems Independent. https://t.co/EkRGHxMsGh https://t.co/i9rIavZU5m
@dobes @CptHollingworth @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @expectproblems Stand by. Meanwhile I can tell you he’s also b… https://t.co/TrQdpLoYIP
@CptHollingworth @dobes @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @expectproblems He’s very… let’s put this charitably… caffeinated.
@dobes @CptHollingworth @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @expectproblems Meanwhile the guy who’s their community manage… https://t.co/D2bjqaqipD
@geekfacekillah Hah! Solid jerkbird work there! #teamwork
@dobes @CptHollingworth @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @expectproblems Oh man this is so… Indy. https://t.co/yMv9wws2Ns
@dobes @CptHollingworth @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @expectproblems Hahaha that was eight years ago. https://t.co/xv3sWymQxY
@dobes @CptHollingworth @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @expectproblems It says here he hosted “Watch Sunday Baseballâ€. https://t.co/fK6aAxaA9Y
@dobes @CptHollingworth @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @expectproblems Oh he is SERIOUSLY baseball history nerd.
@CptHollingworth @dobes @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @expectproblems If only we all had Astrid Deinhard doing wardrobe.
@tacticalmaid @dobes @RealNickHodge @CptHollingworth @expectproblems I am so over this planet being a sphere*. We s… https://t.co/Ao1XQLJMtG
@dobes @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @CptHollingworth @expectproblems Oh THAT reprobate. Yeah he’s a bit out of cont… https://t.co/Xs1y1POzaC
@dobes @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @CptHollingworth @expectproblems Who are you referring to there?
@dobes @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @CptHollingworth @expectproblems Downside: Play starts at 0500 AEDT.
Hey @dobes did you see that TimeGhost are gonna livestream playing the breakout from Stalingrad next week? Not as a… https://t.co/MTb2cnMDZS
@bicycle_tim Or the wheel, really. All that mobility.
RT @upulie: here we see an artist’s rendering of mr musk having a poop on mars https://t.co/UoF8x7T7AK
RT @NotFakeOnion: we give up https://t.co/zPTz6LesTh
@garystark I always do the needful.
Tue plan, an update: The podcast recording has been postponed so I’m going to have a lazy night now. And I do have wine, so that’s a win.
@Zytheran @drspacejunk “Look here, Young Fellow*, you need to stiffen up yoiur upper lip!â€
* Toffs are all male, right?
RT @WhoresofYore: “Semen would appear, both from the smell and taste, to be a mawkish kind of substance; but when held some time in the mou…
@darkhorse166 But the smell of durian is already forever.
CYBER DURIAN! https://t.co/hOHujbfCaf
I wonder what the pilots think about this, @NewtonMark @expectproblems. https://t.co/P5YQD1dqta
@cafuego @drspacejunk Not yet. ;)
32 sleeps until Christmas.
@paulwiggins The phenomenon we’re looking at here is called the recency illusion. :) Linguists coined that term to… https://t.co/LNs9zxZ6b0
Cheese-eking surrender kiwis! https://t.co/W3diadqBRh
Which end is Boris Johnson’s speech flap? https://t.co/rnilJPaFuC
@ApostrophePong Also, check out these lol. strangelyfamiliar.co.uk
Hey @ApostrophePong this looks like your kind of seaside holiday! https://t.co/Axi81bUTMW
RT @ericgarland: BREAKING: Postal Service Inspector General investigating the failure to update at least 1.8 million changes of address in…
RT @StephenAtHome: It’s an honor just to still be considered a democracy. https://t.co/HcZFaf492u
@Philkx2 It did seem such a good idea at the time. How naive we were…
RT @BOM_au: The Bureau has declared that a #LaNiña has developed in the tropical Pacific. Typically during La Niña, there is above average…
RT @lukeisamazing: this was every Roman dad’s most prized Saturnalia gift https://t.co/kBnsAiH60e
@rohan_p @dobes I would do neither of these terrible, terrible deeds. I might, however, give the prime minister ill-matching feet.
I have done the thing.
OK it’s long past the time when I needed to focus on a thing. So I am going to focus on that thing now. Wish me luck.
Just quietly, building the internet was probably a bad idea.
YES THE MOON HAS LICE DEAL WITH IT PEOPLE.
Crab louse. https://t.co/FlEU4VHAn9
@FlyOpineMonkey OK then we’d better not explore that any further because I suspect there’d be no winners.
@jodiem The individual questions did say that though.
@FlyOpineMonkey So what you’re saying is that you’re old.
RT @AusElectoralCom: Great to see @AboutTheHouse breaking out the ballot boxes for today’s election of a new Speaker. We’re big fans of thi…
@jodiem Sorry, the Religious Freedom Bill. Sorry, the Religious Freedom Bill. Any moment now. https://t.co/d7duvMdfxi
@expectproblems Then you know it’s an entirely different country over there.
@jodiem Because the Religious Discrimination Bill is about to hit Parliament.
And that’s the Essential polling for this fortnight. All those numbers are at https://t.co/jaeiZX5Bks and you can s… https://t.co/Vj0W853ym2
And finally, Freedom of speech. “Q. To what extent do you agree or disagree with the following statements regarding… https://t.co/nEaHh6jpAI
Best approach to 2030 emissions target. As you can imagine, there’s some party-political skewing in this one toopic.twitter.com/8uLDJcU4sSsS
Government’s role in helping businesses recover from Covid-19. (You can click through for the breakdowns.) pic.twitter.com/6svhUskt96
Government’s role in managing the economy. Wow, 62% of people want government to have a more active role in managin… https://t.co/w6g3ubq076
Party trust to manage the economy. Well, the Coalition certainly doesn’t have an advantage here any more! (Although… https://t.co/WgL4MDXkUm
Party trust to help manage household expenses. (The answer is basically “The party I vote forâ€pic.twitter.com/AprELKhcgXhcgX
Government influence in controlling household expenses. YES WHO CAN WE BLAME OTHER THAN OUT OWN PROFLIGACY? pic.twitter.com/JA2rvLwAg5
Change in household expenses in last 6-12 months. Petrol prices are a thing, apparently.
I still can’t see a way t… https://t.co/5lhJrPuPGp
Most concerning household expenses. You can click around to get the gender, age, and voting intention breakdowns. pic.twitter.com/2nak6SjVaq
State government response to Covid-19. WA can still do no wrong, it seems. pic.twitter.com/WzxTMeeRqR
So this is all easier to explore but they seem to have dropped the bullet-point readouts. The latter is no great lo… https://t.co/ayHkEa1ohS
Federal government response to Covid-19. pic.twitter.com/g9oKiaHLb3
Oh wow this is totally different!
Hey Kids, it’s an Essential polling Tuesday. And there’s a new website! https://t.co/jaeiZX5Bks
Let’s see what we… https://t.co/aslxQTKwXP
RT @roseveleth: I love the phrase “have a good one” because it’s just like, whatever you’re having — a Monday, an existential crisis, an in…
@CelerySorbet This is all marvellous.
But wait. There’s more. https://t.co/xsvB0zsyAW
RT @AboutTheHouse: The House resumes at noon. After Members are notified of Speaker Smith’s resignation, a new Speaker will be elected. Upo…
@incorrect @theharryshearer Ah, so we can hire him. Awesome.
This is just kicking off. I’ll be watching it later so no tweets for now. https://t.co/4TetoMXWVr
RT @duckbytheoboe: This means that, if so inclined, pigeons could make their own custard.
RT @flglmn: jesus christ how stupid do you have to be to try to rent a hitman off rentahitman dot com https://t.co/DanYiMl4Ha
… but even with the actual facts added the wonder magnifies. https://t.co/58XTE3o5XZ
So this begins simply as just rank stupidity… https://t.co/GaCBu512AQ
RT @mattDCLXVI: there’s no good takes or bad takes anymore, just this https://t.co/UVciQu7yPb
@JayMo31415 @dobes @rohan_p That really would be “I have a bridge to sell you 
@dawnstarau Hahahaha.
@bastardsheep @dobes True. And that curly one on the right presents a fascinating challenge.
Meanwhile, @dobes, that bloke has made another fine cartoon. pic.twitter.com/G3IJ6U7fS6
@dobes Aren’t they butt plugs?
@dobes @rohan_p Unless it’s “Chess the Musical†I’m not interested. https://t.co/OebXGuENSf
“Tesla ranks almost dead-last on Consumer Reports reliability list†https://t.co/Nxtlbgmdd8 https://t.co/hCFVBGEGl4
@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p @NewtonMark Ah yes, working down the line. Lovely.
Looking further ahead, this… https://t.co/ILmaR3L78b
So here’s @theharryshearer’s take on the Kyle Rittenhouse trial and then a very fine and amusing advert related the… https://t.co/1xTcG6v9mk
flglmn imagine it - the dream of sitting alone in your car, but underground
flglmn The capacity of Tunnels have other benefits like sitting alone in your car pic.twitter.com/GbyRUR7lRJ
@jonkudelka @dobes Thank you for the confirmation.
Hahaha! Hey @dobes @jonkudelka … https://t.co/U1bPZHGBKq
“Not a single scientist has applied to a UK government visa scheme for Nobel prize laureates and other award winner… https://t.co/CXye0tMRKS
Waratah sequence 2021, day 84. The Great Sog continues all this week in the Blue Mountains, but sometimes the light… https://t.co/sBtRwIXfBB
@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p @NewtonMark That’s not very sporting of you.
Hey @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @NewtonMark it’s a wonderful troll that just happens to be true. https://t.co/tNtgzqA1AG
RT @remute: OMG, love him!
Rick Astley says that the main reason he had powerful Macs in the studio in the ‘90s was so that everyone could…
ARMAGEDDON NOW! https://t.co/rSxD0nSlQJ
RT @bernaert1776: EXCLUSIVE: Soldiers who do not meet minimum standards and qualifications for enlistment will not be allowed to be promote…
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, of course, along with links to interesting things. https://t.co/GlXmZrDfuE
@drspacejunk If you’re a supporter of “The 9pm Edict†podcast with TRIGGER WORDS or a CONVERSATION TOPIC to cash in… https://t.co/MEbxK4u2Xo
Tue plan: Turn some notes into a document; 1100 AEDT watch Senator Penny Wong https://t.co/HZ4t30x3S4; chuckle at t… https://t.co/j2F1FJfB4G
RT @cameronwilson: incredible: some genius in an anti-vaxx telegram group has started to piece together a grander conspiracy called “a pare…
Oh well there goes Montrose, Colorado. https://t.co/BPGRGVtMLU
I say, French-American billionaire technology entrepreneur Pierre Omidyar, most famous for founding eBay, has just… https://t.co/VrpxGl1tPm
I say, a 750ml bottle of each would make a nice two-case Advent calendar. Just sayin’. https://t.co/t1tdqhqxgT
RT @thosearemysocks: I have no further questions https://t.co/qySP9vGJTq
RT @fineapple22_: *screams* https://t.co/H3YxozPfWS
@CiaranCuffe It’s certainly a bit grim. I would’ve guessed 10 or 15% but not 30%. I’m just being a bit hot-button o… https://t.co/22ek8o8Byp
@drsimmo Well the former CEO was a bit of a prick, what with the elephant-shooting. https://t.co/n1JC97kCci
(That… https://t.co/mepYRkYd1x
RT @RHT_ebooks: The ole Fairfax gene means the high fee schools of the headline were foregone in the image in favour of a public school wit…
@drsimmo Yeah but “X has its risks†is a true statement for all values of X.
Thank God it’s Friday.
[Cough.] It’s only a visualisation of changes if you show both the before and after shots.
Quite a few ships would… https://t.co/t8PTvfmP2G
This is of course another reminder that even if you think you’ve done everything possible to secure your website an… https://t.co/MCdtSxSxzi
Also, I can recommend the Wordfence plugin. Even at the free level you get really clean 2-factor authentication for… https://t.co/ahcppJnfJG
Also from that Wordfence post, there’s a section titled “What should I do if I have a GoDaddy Managed WordPress sit… https://t.co/rtRBfR9Poo
“Doing so would allow the attacker to maintain persistence and retain control of the sites even after the passwords were changed.â€
“Although GoDaddy immediately reset the sFTP and Database passwords of all the impacted sites, the attacker had nea… https://t.co/TYbrvU0bId
And here’s a post from Wordfence, the WordPress security company. “GoDaddy Breached — Plaintext Passwords — 1.2M Af… https://t.co/Tm2vWpuCrM
Here’s GoDaddy’s official SEC filing. “GoDaddy Announces Security Incident Affecting Managed WordPress Service†https://t.co/DtVxH5UPIw
Hurrah! “GoDaddy security breach exposes WordPress users’ data†https://t.co/k3tYRViNXE
RT @HistoryHit: Two facts about Napoleon:
1. He was not actually that short. Napoleon measured the equivalent of 5 feet 6.5 inches today -…
@Steve_Lockstep “Twee tweed†is a lovely phrase.
@darrenpauli Fair point.
And now I’m remembering this thread from last night. https://t.co/UKGVhBA1VI
They started fighting over the single seed pile so I added some other locations. Suddenly there are now 20 jerkbird… https://t.co/xUZmDsaBL5
So far it’s a 13-jerkbird morning, although I can hear stomping on the roof. pic.twitter.com/Ey3fvncGdu
@darrenpauli You re not really trying, Darren.
@chrisjrn I did see it before you deleted it, though, and all I’ll say is that it’s not about liking or not liking… https://t.co/W3gD5qL14C
What’s an adjective even more twee than “lovely�
This is bound to be lovely, but given that many (most?) people never read another book after leaving school maybe t… https://t.co/p9oWBE7ySE
Me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Morrison’s pamphletocracy of critical tech holds barely a quantum of substance†https://t.co/2ZftjxtDia
In the Blue Mountains the Great Sog continues through this week and today is no exception. pic.twitter.com/smM9x8KhGo
Tuesday. Begin the chanting, because it may help. Your chant should have the same number of syllables as your full… https://t.co/wlEdBkjWuT