I now want this to happen. I have never wanted anything as much as I now want this. twitter.com/PSyvret/status…
@JonoInAotearoa @markhumphries It took me a moment to figure out what you were talking about. That was such a silly event.
Thank you, La Niña. twitter.com/RJMajik/status…
hemantmehta End Times preacher Sharon Gilbert says that an alien imitated her husband, and then it tried to have sex with her,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i6
@franksting Hmmm. I’d rather see him as him and not Uncle Roger, but I’ll check it out, thank you.
Lolgorithms. twitter.com/JamesHenstridg…
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets, again.
What the fuck is it with you cunts misrepresenting that old and very daft Wired article?

Should you ever need to diffuse a koala… pic.twitter.com/tpXneXP8CA
@SuperCroup I think you’re thinking of somewhere else.
OH, man conducting business on his phone: “I know every single cunt who sells in that suburb and if any of those cu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ip
Having paused to appreciate the beauty of the Giant Neon Vagina, I am now fully antlered.
Partially antlered.
Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers.
Graunched.
murrman5 me on phone: this is the worst possible time to dump me margaret
tattoo artist: im not quite done so I could make it say I love margaritas
La Croix.

ChristnNitemare Have a great night everyone! pic.twitter.com/d0C0whjIx5
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

AgnessMack Wednesday’s @cathywilcox1 pic.twitter.com/ymfXIkHynr
@expectproblems Still, “died of polonium complications related to annoying Vladimir Putin” is a great line too.
@expectproblems From memory it’s said by the widow of a dissident when a British intelligence officer is asking about her husband.
This reminds me of the other phrase from Russia, although it’s fictional from one of the George Smiley stories: “He..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P7
Today we are all in Peppa Pig World.

No this is just what he’s like so I guess that’s fine? theguardian.com/politics/2021/… pic.twitter.com/EQp7jW8g6r
@dobes Wow that is superb.
@chrisjrn Classy. :(
“Mum’s warning after daughter’s iPhone alert from Apple AirTag sparks horrifying handbag find on night out in Melbo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ds
Don’t trust the disinformation moose, @dobes! twitter.com/CAFinUS/status…
Lamentable! twitter.com/gokpkd/status/…
@JonoInAotearoa Ideally a Dancoin. Or perhaps a Dank Coin.
@tashlee Is that a new Jim’s Mowing graphic?

@jpwarren Here are some sample pages. #tljr pic.twitter.com/78LCSBC6r9
Victoria has a new digital strategy and @jpwarren is reading it for you. Too long, Justin reads. #tljr
The thread..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2m
@tredlgt Thank you. I guess I do have my good days. :)
Very @jpwarren and @VTeagueAus areas as well.
Service NSW is looking for comments and even your “ideas” on “Your digital identity and credentials” so people in N..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O0
@jpwarren @dobes Only because I don’t have a printer. Those chess-themed butt plug graphics would be beautiful on a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YT
ThaiEnquirer Prayut on Tuesday instructed related agencies to step up their efforts in putting more electrical and communication..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DF
stilgherrian Imagine having spent all this money on an education and still ending up with such an arsehat It’s not a good advert..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C7
stilgherrian I don’t know if the question is whether Peter Dutton has sodomised a duck or whether a duck has sodomised Peter Dutton.
31 sleeps until Christmas.

davidgerard JEEERRRRMOOOYYY CCRRROMMMMBYNNNN pic.twitter.com/iFXNQMHcal
runasand Great to see Apple recognize all the NSO research by @citizenlab and @AmnestyTech with words, funding, and collabor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qx

Rschooley Jonestown News Network. pic.twitter.com/o8dq0FmlNM
@dobes @jpwarren Snort! twitter.com/Pinboard/statu…
Bonus points for “pyramid of cryptowoo” I reckon, @dobes @jpwarren. twitter.com/Pinboard/statu…

Simonhinde Reminder that the Mail’s Littlejohn lives in and works from Florida. pic.twitter.com/cN3Qf8isUx
Further alleged plans may be found in the revised Weekly Wrap. The main change is that last night’s podcast recordi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vi
Wed plan: 0824 train to Sydney; reading en route; 1045 back maintenance, Darlinghurst; 1130 GP Hyde Park; errands;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TB
The Great Sog continues in the Blue Mountains today, though relatively less soggy than some of the other days this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V4
Wednesday. Box of sand. Box of sand! BOX OF SAND! Add a lizard. Wednesday.