I now want this to happen. I have never wanted anything as much as I now want this. https://t.co/6CJDsffHYl
@JonoInAotearoa @markhumphries It took me a moment to figure out what you were talking about. That was such a silly event.
Thank you, La Niña. https://t.co/fpvmfzWAmt
RT @hemantmehta: End Times preacher Sharon Gilbert says that an alien imitated her husband, and then it tried to have sex with her, and the…
@franksting Hmmm. I’d rather see him as him and not Uncle Roger, but I’ll check it out, thank you.
Lolgorithms. https://t.co/6qxkPCNmRk
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets, again.
What the fuck is it with you cunts misrepresenting that old and very daft Wired article?
Should you ever need to diffuse a koala… pic.twitter.com/tpXneXP8CA
@SuperCroup I think you’re thinking of somewhere else.
OH, man conducting business on his phone: “I know every single cunt who sells in that suburb and if any of those cu… https://t.co/3Nr0ESzJip
Having paused to appreciate the beauty of the Giant Neon Vagina, I am now fully antlered.
Partially antlered.
Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers.
Graunched.
murrman5 me on phone: this is the worst possible time to dump me margaret
tattoo artist: im not quite done so I could make it say I love margaritas
La Croix.
ChristnNitemare Have a great night everyone! pic.twitter.com/d0C0whjIx5
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
AgnessMack Wednesday’s @cathywilcox1 pic.twitter.com/ymfXIkHynr
@expectproblems Still, “died of polonium complications related to annoying Vladimir Putin” is a great line too.
@expectproblems From memory it’s said by the widow of a dissident when a British intelligence officer is asking about her husband.
This reminds me of the other phrase from Russia, although it’s fictional from one of the George Smiley stories: “He… https://t.co/QXcqxcCNP7
Today we are all in Peppa Pig World.
No this is just what he’s like so I guess that’s fine? https://t.co/htt3C7QXsF https://t.co/EQp7jW8g6r
@dobes Wow that is superb.
@chrisjrn Classy. :(
“Mum’s warning after daughter’s iPhone alert from Apple AirTag sparks horrifying handbag find on night out in Melbo… https://t.co/1ADTTUAEDs
Don’t trust the disinformation moose, @dobes! https://t.co/eVu73un6jb
Lamentable! https://t.co/sePqmsYRCF
@JonoInAotearoa Ideally a Dancoin. Or perhaps a Dank Coin.
@tashlee Is that a new Jim’s Mowing graphic?
@jpwarren Here are some sample pages. #tljr https://t.co/78LCSBC6r9
Victoria has a new digital strategy and @jpwarren is reading it for you. Too long, Justin reads. #tljr
The thread… https://t.co/j0qxueoy2m
@tredlgt Thank you. I guess I do have my good days. :)
Very @jpwarren and @VTeagueAus areas as well.
Service NSW is looking for comments and even your “ideas†on “Your digital identity and credentials†so people in N… https://t.co/c7tVZgGyO0
@jpwarren @dobes Only because I don’t have a printer. Those chess-themed butt plug graphics would be beautiful on a… https://t.co/yhyM77QHYT
RT @ThaiEnquirer: Prayut on Tuesday instructed related agencies to step up their efforts in putting more electrical and communication lines…
RT @stilgherrian: Imagine having spent all this money on an education and still ending up with such an arsehat It’s not a good advert for p…
RT @stilgherrian: I don’t know if the question is whether Peter Dutton has sodomised a duck or whether a duck has sodomised Peter Dutton.
31 sleeps until Christmas.
RT @davidgerard: JEEERRRRMOOOYYY CCRRROMMMMBYNNNN https://t.co/iFXNQMHcal
RT @runasand: Great to see Apple recognize all the NSO research by @citizenlab and @AmnestyTech with words, funding, and collaboration. ðŸŽâš’ï¸â€¦
Rschooley Jonestown News Network. pic.twitter.com/o8dq0FmlNM
@dobes @jpwarren Snort! https://t.co/X7lDc54SLB
Bonus points for “pyramid of cryptowoo†I reckon, @dobes @jpwarren. https://t.co/R6hhxnX1Bo
RT @Simonhinde: Reminder that the Mail’s Littlejohn lives in and works from Florida. https://t.co/cN3Qf8isUx
Further alleged plans may be found in the revised Weekly Wrap. The main change is that last night’s podcast recordi… https://t.co/Ssa3fLlGvi
Wed plan: 0824 train to Sydney; reading en route; 1045 back maintenance, Darlinghurst; 1130 GP Hyde Park; errands;… https://t.co/66LLM8f0TB
The Great Sog continues in the Blue Mountains today, though relatively less soggy than some of the other days this… https://t.co/NcdRhuWLV4
Wednesday. Box of sand. Box of sand! BOX OF SAND! Add a lizard. Wednesday.