Goodbye, Thursday.
RT @stilgherrian: So the prime minister, whose government by definition has a majority in the house (just), is blaming the others for not i…
RT @stilgherrian: You can now vote in the Macquarie Dictionary’s Word of the Year poll. https://t.co/PKX0LsHsk1
(I know the Australian Nat…
TVCommentBot You’ve survey see Sam. You jigsaw puzzle behave tonight? He’s been shopping center about it ever since. pic.twitter.com/rbFwHgHi7A
“Shibe sneers at a corrupt human†(0m30s) https://t.co/oTlhrceMMl For @HappySinger.
RT @Paul_Karp: Did not get the memo that you can’t ask anything but what the PM wants if it is four weeks to Christmas.
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RT @OzKitsch: “Skippy is like Flipper but with a kangaroo instead of a dolphin†https://t.co/ztYUDfyhpo
RT @lukehgomes: Former ABC journalist Zoe Daniel to run as an independent against Liberal MP Tim Wilson in Victoria https://t.co/GEuubCur5c
Browtweaten teacher: you’re below average at math
me: that’s mean
teacher: *sigh* no, no it isn’t
I think @expectproblems and @CptHollingworth will enjoy the latest Joel Haver film, “To Catch a Monster†(4m46s)… https://t.co/bghw7ph4mU
@cjk365 @AusElectoralCom Lol don’t be such a killjoy, Chris. A human touch leads to much better engagement, as they say.
RT @OzKitsch: Behold the tourism recovery https://t.co/rNGlIVT0Sc
@oldscarab That’s not such a bad gag. Will consider.
RT @AusElectoralCom: A milestone was reached yesterday ahead of the 2022 federal election! For the first time, over 17 million Australians…
@annie_parker A week is a short time in misery.
@JustJimWillDo @wolfcat You two are terrible.
@LapTop006 Solid strategy.
@stanleyward90 Harsh but doubtless true.
@cjk365 Don’t worry, there’s little chance of it not being bad.
Thank you for your attention, and for pointing out the typos in previous versions of these tweets.
If you enjoy “T… https://t.co/sNGIYxNlgP
2. NEW INFORMATION! The following episode will be with the marvellous @alex_c_lee. Wow! How cool is that?
We’re re… https://t.co/KhBrErGce1
1. The next episode of “The 9pm Edict†podcast is with @drspacejunk as you may know.
We’re recording on Saturday.… https://t.co/pdhnOkPNoL
ANNOUNCEMENT TIME IN TWO SUBSEQUENT TWEETS PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME NOW.
@Tasdevilsrgr8 Your family has a good point.
@hourlyplanet @jamesrbuk Excellent, and thank you.
@JustJimWillDo I don’t have the book.
@yaycee I have no intel on the origins of the list.
Hey @CptHollingworth @expectproblems this seems like your areas. Also @RealNickHodge . https://t.co/JnqxFtE1iO
@Steve_Lockstep Is this from your book?
@juhasaarinen All books are penguins. Wait, no…
Same. https://t.co/iMmIyXJ1Iq
Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program.
@JustJimWillDo Indeed. And then I burn the book.
RT @CSIRO: Happy birthday CSIRAC! 🎂
The world’s 5th stored-memory electronic computer (and Australia’s 1st) went live on 25 Nov 1949.
“I…
I’m currently listening to a podcast where the author just used “in my book†variants three times in four sentences… https://t.co/tu4tIZAuZa
NOTE TO AUTHORS: I know your publisher’s PR team will tell you that in audio and video interviews you should keep s… https://t.co/y0Vnxk2J8z
@maz_jovanovich I know I know… sigh.
@maz_jovanovich GHOST SQUADRON! Are you a Demon, Maz?
@dfpiii The selection isn’t as bad as I’d feared, but I’m glad they didn’t arrange them in chronological order.
@garthk Ah yes, The List. That said, it’s quite good by the standard of these things. They’ve got the word spacing… https://t.co/DBZUyLP5ao
Oh @dobes this is just fabulous. https://t.co/CFnnQj5lqm
@DavidFeng I plan to get some close-up video at some point, but as soon as the Great Sog is over I’m cutting down o… https://t.co/8KXBzkglq7
@peterrenshaw @eddit0r How… how can you miss things just working down a list?
Sadly, @garthk, should I point out the artefacts which reveal that the image has been doctored? https://t.co/XCd2paLB5n
@RatlSecurity @evelyndouek That said whoever said that pumpkin pie — already a crime against humanity — could also… https://t.co/Y3I9X57E7C
@tisjoe @dobes @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @TimeGhostTV There’s a ton of similarities these days, but still at a d… https://t.co/CKZUKl6dxz
@JustJimWillDo @dobes @RealNickHodge Maybe you should now steer the conversation in a better direction.
I’ve seen 35/100 which rather surprised me because I’m not much of a movie-goer. I thought I’d score significantly… https://t.co/rxYFmNKbj7
@JustJimWillDo @dobes @RealNickHodge If humans had all these things then they wouldn’t make calf the trouble.
@JustJimWillDo @dobes @RealNickHodge Cud you stop the bad puns now?
@GordyPls @NewtonMark Very familiar. https://t.co/XLQYMyRlnH
@manindotblack I dunno. Some mornings…
@JustJimWillDo This one here needs more Lime Jelly. pic.twitter.com/mc1M1rM2Pp
@dobes @RealNickHodge I am going to milk this pun for all it’s worth.
@dobes @RealNickHodge Cownighan & Ritchie. The C in C stands for Cow.
@dobes @RealNickHodge Also, that is a fine specimen. Also, isn’t it just insanely green in the regions at the moment.
@dobes @RealNickHodge More importantly, is that the cow that inspired Kernighan & Ritchie?
@stanleyward90 @marcuskelson @dobes @purserj @R_Chirgwin “No stranger†I meant, obviously. My fingers are not listening to my brain today.
@Amys_Kapers @developerjack @girlgerms *Glares at you in Runes*
@dobes @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @TimeGhostTV Also I did not know about the Townsville Mutiny. https://t.co/VgFbaqWusP
@dobes @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @TimeGhostTV Loving this understated line in the Wikipedia article: “This furth… https://t.co/FV5oz16MiK
@manindotblack I’m further up the hill.
@stanleyward90 @marcuskelson @dobes @purserj @R_Chirgwin Indeed they are I am no stronger to the joys* of resident jerkbirds.
Nature is returning, etc. https://t.co/CEvlgXZQbh
@marcuskelson @dobes @purserj @R_Chirgwin Weirdly enough it feels more Hitchcockie when I first go out, because the… https://t.co/1bBzBDrLSg
It’s a 27-jerkbird evening, counting the one I can hear on the roof. @dobes @purserj @R_Chirgwin pic.twitter.com/Cr1VVkhgm0
Hey @dobes @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid I heard today that @TimeGhostTV is gonna do a separate special episode on t… https://t.co/XFInulTCgF
@Zytheran Good luck.
@duckbytheoboe @AboutTheHouse Thanks to you both. So in practice it means “some day, maybe, but not nowâ€. Cheers!
joshgnosis You won’t need to apply for a border permit to come to Victoria as of 18 mins from now. pic.twitter.com/nNMQ1JfTUC
Where can I buy this? pic.twitter.com/iN3MkcQG5F
That is of course a cheque cow rather than a cash cow.
If you can write a cheque on a cow, which you can, then you should be able to write a Bill of legislation on a hors… https://t.co/RS2TWsobH3
“Police seize cache of guns, bombs from property on Sydney’s outskirts†https://t.co/FQ5lDkOBQC
“… doomsday prep… https://t.co/1ffrYrLotI
@gtlloyd @AboutTheHouse But yes, I see that the House is “adjourning†at the end of each day rather than “suspendin… https://t.co/SbrM1fdpJV
@gtlloyd @AboutTheHouse Either instructive or confusing. :)
RT @postingtwink: THIS IS JUST WORSE SECONDLIFE https://t.co/XIDVOA9gZD
The prime minister can literally introduce any legislation he likes any time he likes. Sure, it may not receive a f… https://t.co/BHRgPIiZPT
So the prime minister, whose government by definition has a majority in the house (just), is blaming the others for… https://t.co/1ugcDe5gmB
Picketer Also once Irish Catholic immigration started in numbers, they were actively discriminated AGAINST because of their religion.
RT @Picketer: A handful of German Lutherans settled in SA for partly this reason and literally nobody else. He just flat out makes shit up.…
That said, the motion to allow debate to continue immediately on the “Federal Integrity Commission Bill 2021 standi… https://t.co/QI1Vh8l2EA
Also wow. https://t.co/BDh9Fejydm
Wow I’d missed this. https://t.co/RgYtB0J8TS
@unixbigot Orly? That bad eh.
@quadrapop Good question. Seed pods grow from where the flower was. It’s been a good year so I assume the pods will… https://t.co/1C6BFoV4JX
RT @Ms_S_Reads: I wore my Libraries Are For Everyone shirt today. Two kids very excitedly showed me which flags they identified with, and o…
This thread seems pretty solid. https://t.co/n7Ti1FWooP
Hey @AboutTheHouse, when the minutes record “resumption of the debate made an order of the day for the next sitting… https://t.co/ry60EaalHf
RT @HannahD15: Are straight men OK? https://t.co/yzoDLxvaLO https://t.co/HVUqLiV894
Listening to the latest @RatlSecurity podcast and chuckling at the American hosts’ reaction to @evelyndouek describ… https://t.co/25fuMoqGFr
JoshLipnik Exorcist Lounge
Detroit, MI
ca. 1976
Photo: James Duffy pic.twitter.com/Sq2bcjMBT7
RT @oberonsghost: A set of tales around this drawing would have been a wonderful counterpoint to Peter Rabbit. https://t.co/NbTv2FlxUM
@reselsnark @rodemics But they do look quite nice… :)
Waratah sequence 2021, day 86. The Great Sog continues in the Blue Mountains. It’s two days since the last photo, a… https://t.co/aX7AGX2YMQ
@joshgnosis @obi1666 It’s all quite mysterious.
I see that @rodemics has a new lavalier microphone, the RØDE Lavalier II. https://t.co/ZTWMwbuF5D The rrp seems to… https://t.co/ixX0OzqqbQ
@joshgnosis @obi1666 It’s almost as if there was a party-political aspect to the NBN.
jacksongs Wow, big Antarctica news. Australia NOT proceeding with building runway. pic.twitter.com/8z5daPTG9G
RT @lukehgomes: Interesting spot here from eagle-eyed @AmyRemeikis on le blogue https://t.co/23H74Ux7Z3 https://t.co/ChIcNZ6pOP
@joshgnosis Fair point.
@joshgnosis Please enjoy the incoming hate mail.
@cameronwilson Maybe the government plans to dump next week’s session but haven’t told the other parties yet?
@MacqDictionary Here’s a direct link to @MacqDictionary’s shortlist. https://t.co/APQRT5oO6O (PDF)
(Dear @MacqDictionary and @ozworders, I love you both, but you are each special in your own way.)
You can now vote in the Macquarie Dictionary’s Word of the Year poll. https://t.co/PKX0LsHsk1
(I know the Australi… https://t.co/3RRV7BG7JJ
@JonoInAotearoa @markhumphries We were recording in an upstairs area of the pub in question, with no one else about.
@aleeb88 It’s not *too* bad so far, though it has demonstrated the flaws in the roof of this building. They next tw… https://t.co/ynBMmF7cMR
@JustJimWillDo @kels_316 That is a very impressive goat, thank you, but not GOAT because, well, these guys.… https://t.co/IOcyFc6hdf
@elronxenu @bastardsheep I know what I’m doing.
@Zytheran Nice work.
Thu plan: Lazy start (in progress); deal with messages and such; a big day of administrivia; meals ad libitum; quie… https://t.co/Dr2htyTZDH
RT @JoshButler: George Christensen made a speech in the House just now, denying he “directly compared state premiers to Stalin, Mao, Hitler…
The Great Sog continues for another day in the Blue Mountains. Today and tomorrow will be very soggy indeed. pic.twitter.com/IEIlIkpYq4
Thursday. It comes in three flavours. Your lucky numbers is 14. Thursday.