OK I’ve had enough of Friday. There’s still a few minutes left so you can have a bit of a chew on it if you like.
@Davelennonabc @erstkate Gotta get into character. :)
@Virtualkat101 @jack No, no you can’t. And this was not how I would’ve preferred to finish my evening, But here we are.
@Virtualkat101 @jack According to KCBD that’s the argument, yes. The dead guy was on someone else’s property, and i… https://t.co/RRIVvuwTRe
@Virtualkat101 @jack Sorry if I’m a bit flippant, but in the grand scheme of things this is a very small Bad Thing.
@Virtualkat101 @jack Well morally you shouldn’t be murdering either, but here we are. :)
@Virtualkat101 @jack There will never be a “Prevent bad things†machine.
@Virtualkat101 @jack Ah, the ol’ magic machine that can tell what’s in a video and make value judgements. :) No, th… https://t.co/kWaYdPgkmJ
@Virtualkat101 @jack No, the process should not require the intervention of the CEO for such a routine thing. Don’t… https://t.co/FsOD8YhzIj
@parislord Lol. “I’ll just have a beer while I waipic.twitter.com/3GK3sZd44GsZd44G
@erstkate You can tell I’m not a millennial because I have literally no idea what that is.
@Virtualkat101 @jack Lol no point talking to him.
But as I say, the video she released is circulating as-is. The sad fact is it’s something that normally wouldn’t be… https://t.co/cEvQutduXz
According to news reports it seems that the incident was about a week ago but the guy’s widow has just released the… https://t.co/pvMVRxks1V
I made the mistake of thinking it was a news report. It’s the raw footage, goddammit. Pouring a drink.
WARNING: There’s a video around of a Lubbock, Texas, man who was killed trying to pick up his son. It’s very much h… https://t.co/TjOH6Olpb2
@JustJimWillDo @JohnBirmingham @TedLasso That’s even more true.
@JustJimWillDo @JohnBirmingham @TedLasso All these things are true.
@dawnstarau @michaelmeloni @decryption Can confirm. Also the Library, as they call it, is a fantastic working space… https://t.co/xyFmhZbaok
@moylecroft @JohnBirmingham Words are vastly overrated. You can see that in the price that people are willing to pay for them.
Meh close enough. pic.twitter.com/3XnRoWv106
RT @ryanegan: It’s December next week, the 27th month of 2021.
@moylecroft @JohnBirmingham I mean it has a better rhythm, but it’s just his nickname rather than commentary. It’s just a statement of fact.
@Rhys_Needham Nah I’m not that clever. Not by a long shot.
@JohnBirmingham That’s what I was thinking. Despite the positive reviews.
@expectproblems That’s quite the thing.
@expectproblems @NewtonMark This is also good advice. https://t.co/KE0PZR3lgq
@shazart53 Thanks. :)
@shazart53 Hi Sharon, thanks, yes we met a couple of times and I was shocked to hear about Graeme’s accident. He is… https://t.co/LFkfebwlFq
“My name is Stanley Pughash, and my only job is to see that any shark fitted under the wing of an aeroplane is secu… https://t.co/SYkLc0bhCB
@shazart53 I think we all have at some point.
@dobes Here’s a playlist of the whole series, slightly out of order towards the end.
https://t.co/gcVE9glpVP
https://t.co/ZjzRDuZy2b
@irisherself I’m becoming quite the fan. One could spend a good few happy down in their back catalogue.
Attn: @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard @CptHollingworth @expectproblems et al. https://t.co/hCu6W9B3uf
@_BertHandsome I for one am in favour of wrapping people in plastic so they can drink their own piss.
RT @PPantsdown: 39 years ago *today* NSW amended the Anti-Discrim.Act to offer a few protections to LGBT ppl, even though some of us faced…
Nice work from Fairbairn Films today: “Coworker that hates you for no reason†(2m39s) https://t.co/ehnJQGsY6p
Earlier today I enjoyed watching “The Armando Iannucci Shows — Imagination†(2001) https://t.co/qW3mlJU9Q8 Ping… https://t.co/kHJFsMF3NA
@dawnstarau Ooooh yeah I am so glad I’ve never done that.
RT @thejimmalo: CALLOUT: Have you or someone you know been fired from/been unable to work for a religious school because of sexuality or li…
@dawnstarau True, a nice zap might cause a fall. When I was a kid I unknowingly tried climbing over an electric fen… https://t.co/HfPsdPdqxV
@dawnstarau I do love the amusing surprise when someone discovers an electric fence the hard way.
@robcorr Lol. That deserves a wider audience for wider mockery.
Another excellent episode of Rear Vision this week, “Medical conspiracy theories through the ages†https://t.co/iJvwWDwUel
29 sleeps until Christmas.
uwuttaker BREAKING NEWS: jodie whittaker arrested for her role in nationwide spate of crimes pic.twitter.com/wxlOzRPDpG
@spottytwit You’re meant to start those things with “/meâ€.
@spottytwit Wow. Nice work.
@unixbigot @DoktrNick @AbstractCode Gosh. That technology would’ve blown people away.
marcuskelson woke up to this facebook post from the redoubtable Helen Carter… pic.twitter.com/WxzGv5wity
I can’t figure out whether this first reply is a parody account or not. pic.twitter.com/3Flqv1aeN2
To be fair I already coined “pamphletocracy†this week. I shouldn’t be greedy. https://t.co/2ZftjxtDia
Wondering whether “drongocracy†is a word.
Double Bay On Hill in the rain. pic.twitter.com/pypA0hV0ze
@ReadPete Nicely played.
@bastardsheep My lawyers advise me not to discuss this any further.
RT @BuchananLiz: “inevitable path to conflict†🤣
https://t.co/jFn8Wdlxza https://t.co/Vv5MT4IcUH
Did I just get the gender wrong?
Oh did I miss Peter Dutton at the National Press Club? Je suis désolée!
@jeffsonstein @SuperCroup (The horse owners can win big though, of course.)
@jeffsonstein @SuperCroup What you don’t do is bet on the Melbourne Cup (or Kentucky Derby) because, as I say, the… https://t.co/ZmY2d9WqoA
@jeffsonstein @SuperCroup He would get videotapes (VHS!) of ALL the stewards’ track cameras delivered to him. He sh… https://t.co/8stGeo9Guh
@jeffsonstein @SuperCroup One trick is not betting on big-name big-winnings races because all the horses are good.… https://t.co/MCP5xc3DFE
@jeffsonstein @SuperCroup (I have forgotten most of these things.)
@jxeeno Not at all lame.
@jeffsonstein @SuperCroup Ta. My knowledge is out of date.
Years ago I shared a house with a guy whose sole income… https://t.co/vqgc6SxG4J
@jeffsonstein Yep. And if I place a bet here at the pub, and I win, they’ll pay me out in cash. Unless it’s over $3… https://t.co/AFznkyaDUq
@jeffsonstein Exactly.
@jeffsonstein I’ve had drinks with a CISO for one of big betting companies and as you might imagine they run a very… https://t.co/I09KuF9cQk
@jeffsonstein Indeed. However as a person who’s produced complex ive outside broadcasts for radio, I am forever imp… https://t.co/hFVQ4zE9DW
RT @rob_sheridan: It’s time again for my most cherished #Thanksgiving tradition: Revisiting the time millions of kids had to witness Barney…
@jeffsonstein Lol sadly no. I should point out that this is a small to average-sized betting array for an Australia… https://t.co/wXzCzIY8IQ
@jeffsonstein Even though the other screens let you bet on races around the world, with a new race every couple of… https://t.co/0D39eJIy7c
@jeffsonstein Haha! If only. No, Trackside is betting on animated dogs and horses. https://t.co/qOVHZHfFId
Oh dear, it looks like one of Australia’s greatest storytellers @MarcFennell is telling another story. With picture… https://t.co/WLGriItovu
@jeffsonstein Oh, and poker machines in the next room.
@jeffsonstein They said, they’ve still got horses with people on them, horses with people behind them on a chariot,… https://t.co/REQLmlo5FX
@jeffsonstein It’s a terrible business when people can’t bet on random numbers with very bad odds.
This Keno machine is stuck. pic.twitter.com/PbdnWmHu5b
So here we are then. https://t.co/SlfGDUkMwn
@danilic Is Santos the plural of Santa?
@moylecroft @ms_dines @JohnBirmingham JB was a way with words. It is a very wrong way. Which is why we like it.
@SuperCroup Now n=2. https://t.co/gk7Mf1Jd5c
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@SuperCroup I have been reliably informed that while the Dine vouchers got some use, the Discover vouchers are larg… https://t.co/ZUwzU7Jc5H
RT @SuperCroup: Nature is healing etc https://t.co/9PKRRDhTYk https://t.co/kE2FAWuEsy
best_in_dumbest Put the “Taint”
into “Mountaintops” pic.twitter.com/uyYQJQCiRU
Today’s Alien Sideboob from @JohnBirmingham is titled “Dangerous things, words†and it’s free to read. https://t.co/9Cvlui4y4c
RT @ItaButtrose: Correcting Sophie Elsworth in The Australian https://t.co/chb9Ulhhyj
@erstkate Also the Flickr album is updated every Sunday. https://t.co/XnuH92yNW7
mckinnon_a this is the only good press release that has ever been written pic.twitter.com/u3Z7mC2joz
As an aside, what happens next? If all goes well, seed pods like this will grow from where the flower was.
Image b… https://t.co/8t4QYNzQvZ
Waratah sequence 2021, day 87. The Great Sog continues in the Blue Mountains, but I’m surprised to see that little… https://t.co/PuhIh7l5yi
@LizDolphinfluff The advice doesn’t include getting tested at this stage, so I assume the times don’t overlap. I’ll… https://t.co/XZMlmHPgWh
It never gets old, this headline. God bless @Reductress. https://t.co/sgB0WClhkY
RT @GossiTheDog: Between the proposed IoT law in U.K. (which fines tech companies 4% of their global revenue if they use poor design etc) a…
Looks like I won’t be rushing to the shops any time soon. pic.twitter.com/g7BsEvmtla
@SubinthePub @beefanddairy Heh. It’s always curious how our influences work.
Hush_Kit Proof the 737 wasn’t designed, it evolved from dinosaurs pic.twitter.com/JZ7Pv0Aj3E
@jplonie Thank you.
@vealmince It is such a cruel stereotype, and yet I have met some of these women. :)
@SubinthePub @beefanddairy But as for the alleged “celebrities†I think the tortures should be ramped up to things way more painful.
@SubinthePub @beefanddairy “Different times†etc, sure, though at the time I was probably more annoyed by his smug… https://t.co/XkYtYNvMi7
Sigh. Thirteen minutes of COVID DANGER. This does seem to be a low-probability infection scenario. Also, the system… https://t.co/u8b1DD6bN3
@SubinthePub @beefanddairy He did. He did many questionable things.
@zippydazipster Yes, it’s called basalt I believe.
RT @beefanddairy: We assume as a reward for winning one of the tasks? https://t.co/Hq9Xs5k0pk
@vealmince Hah! I hadn’t seen that. I like how it descends into Jewish Grandmother mode towards the end.
Enjoying an older episode of @LoremenPod, “Loremen S3 Ep79 - 100th Episode (Pt. 1) London, Undergroundâ€â€¦ https://t.co/3boNgEGUqP
@vealmince Wow. We should so do this. Maybe by scanning Iceland with the Secret Jewish Space Lasers and converting it to sound.
@MalleeRay @AusElectoralCom @cjk365 Exactly.
@19bk69 @NewtonMark @johnb78 @jxeeno @aussiewongm That said, I would be happy to spend time in that pod.
@19bk69 @NewtonMark @johnb78 @jxeeno @aussiewongm Lol, “adventure tourism†in a private jet to a luxury pod. https://t.co/ZV5OtNdLTZ
See THIS is how your politicians should speak truth to tossers. https://t.co/PyOYZPwGiB
Hey @dobes, it looks like @davpope has brought us a new superhero, or something. pic.twitter.com/qCtaGgKk6E
RT @ACaomhanach: Lady Gaga trying to make a record after 9 months doing an Italian accent https://t.co/iKIQU0QQhc
… and immediately thought this. pic.twitter.com/ZSbUXjNkcl
So I saw this… https://t.co/rw4Un4FIhh
RT @NicKeaney: Everyone sees it right? It’s not just me… *calls therapist* https://t.co/7jDcJakoZJ
@kels_316 @NewtonMark @johnb78 @jxeeno @aussiewongm It’d also be a nice gyroscope to keep the top-heavy thing vertical.
Very @markhumphries areas. https://t.co/ughHMmilue
@johnb78 @jxeeno @NewtonMark @aussiewongm Meanwhile there’s always a manspreader. https://t.co/TcIQRPMKKX
RT @arthur_affect: @rheaplex @songadaymann @ArsonAtDennys @gabagooldoteth @6851cf3c @davidgerard @creativecommons You’re… joking right
Y…
@mediahunter @miller_c_j True, though I’m not convinced that ad is real.
Attn: @jxeeno @johnb78 @NewtonMark @aussiewongm. https://t.co/M0Pnd5S0CK
@TheIronMonk3 I suppose they try as best they can.
RT @somebadideas: No idea where or how or what this is all I know is that it is pure cinema https://t.co/4eLId2YEm0
@Virtualkat101 Sadly we have moved on from the days when there would also be a packet of lime Jell-oâ„¢.
@paulkidd Ah yes, I am such the fool.
@paulkidd Are you suggesting that Scott Morrison uses a hammer to bash out kittens’ teeth?
I suppose one good thing about today is that world gets to see all the “food†that Americans eat.
FEISTY KITTEN! https://t.co/bwQFadBto1
@AusBerlin84 @swearyanthony Well now I know what to get @dobes for Christmas lol.
Fri plan, rainy day edition: Slow start; story pitches; lunch and shopping, Leura (while trying to stay dry); admin… https://t.co/sAGD5GqDHO
RT @stilgherrian: Thank you for your attention, and for pointing out the typos in previous versions of these tweets.
If you enjoy “The 9pm…
RT @stilgherrian: 2. NEW INFORMATION! The following episode will be with the marvellous @alex_c_lee. Wow! How cool is that?
We’re recordin…
RT @stilgherrian: 1. The next episode of “The 9pm Edict†podcast is with @drspacejunk as you may know.
We’re recording on Saturday. If you…
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@FrKarlSinclair Say it isn’t so!
AdamBienkov Conservative MP Nick Fletcher says Doctor Who being played by a woman has pushed young men into crime. pic.twitter.com/08rFuCtmgS
DPRK_News English tourist in Glasgow enjoys drink from public sheep bladder. pic.twitter.com/gvrY2jjpX2
The Great Sog continues in the Blue Mountains, and this is one of the soggier days. It is beyond moist. pic.twitter.com/rW6tk3Ps4L
Friday. Count the mirrors in your house. Even or odd? This will determine your place in Heaven, or not. Friday.