Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 26th, 2021

OK I’ve had enough of Friday. There’s still a few minutes left so you can have a bit of a chew on it if you like.

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@Virtualkat101 @jack No, no you can’t. And this was not how I would’ve preferred to finish my evening, But here we are.

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@Virtualkat101 @jack According to KCBD that’s the argument, yes. The dead guy was on someone else’s property, and i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Re

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@Virtualkat101 @jack Sorry if I’m a bit flippant, but in the grand scheme of things this is a very small Bad Thing.

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@Virtualkat101 @jack Well morally you shouldn’t be murdering either, but here we are. :)

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@Virtualkat101 @jack There will never be a “Prevent bad things” machine.

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@Virtualkat101 @jack Ah, the ol’ magic machine that can tell what’s in a video and make value judgements. :) No, th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mJ

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@Virtualkat101 @jack No, the process should not require the intervention of the CEO for such a routine thing. Don’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ij

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@parislord Lol. “I’ll just have a beer while I wait.” pic.twitter.com/3GK3sZd44G

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@erstkate You can tell I’m not a millennial because I have literally no idea what that is.

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But as I say, the video she released is circulating as-is. The sad fact is it’s something that normally wouldn’t be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xz

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According to news reports it seems that the incident was about a week ago but the guy’s widow has just released the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1V

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I made the mistake of thinking it was a news report. It’s the raw footage, goddammit. Pouring a drink.

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WARNING: There’s a video around of a Lubbock, Texas, man who was killed trying to pick up his son. It’s very much h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b2

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@dawnstarau @michaelmeloni @decryption Can confirm. Also the Library, as they call it, is a fantastic working space..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ok

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@moylecroft @JohnBirmingham Words are vastly overrated. You can see that in the price that people are willing to pay for them.

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ryanegan It’s December next week, the 27th month of 2021.

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@moylecroft @JohnBirmingham I mean it has a better rhythm, but it’s just his nickname rather than commentary. It’s just a statement of fact.

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@Rhys_Needham Nah I’m not that clever. Not by a long shot.

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@JohnBirmingham That’s what I was thinking. Despite the positive reviews.

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@shazart53 Hi Sharon, thanks, yes we met a couple of times and I was shocked to hear about Graeme’s accident. He is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fq

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“My name is Stanley Pughash, and my only job is to see that any shark fitted under the wing of an aeroplane is secu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CB

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@dobes Here’s a playlist of the whole series, slightly out of order towards the end.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Arman…
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@irisherself I’m becoming quite the fan. One could spend a good few happy down in their back catalogue.

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@_BertHandsome I for one am in favour of wrapping people in plastic so they can drink their own piss.

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PPantsdown 39 years ago *today* NSW amended the Anti-Discrim.Act to offer a few protections to LGBT ppl, even though some of u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rl

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Nice work from Fairbairn Films today: “Coworker that hates you for no reason” (2m39s) youtube.com/watch?v=Vi_5yM…

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Earlier today I enjoyed watching “The Armando Iannucci Shows — Imagination” (2001)youtube.com/watch?v=8FAqDG…8 Ping.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3NA

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@dawnstarau Ooooh yeah I am so glad I’ve never done that.

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thejimmalo CALLOUT: Have you or someone you know been fired from/been unable to work for a religious school because of sexuali..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yn

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@dawnstarau True, a nice zap might cause a fall. When I was a kid I unknowingly tried climbing over an electric fen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xV

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@dawnstarau I do love the amusing surprise when someone discovers an electric fence the hard way.

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@robcorr Lol. That deserves a wider audience for wider mockery.

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Another excellent episode of Rear Vision this week, “Medical conspiracy theories through the ages” abc.net.au/radionational/…

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29 sleeps until Christmas.

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uwuttaker BREAKING NEWS: jodie whittaker arrested for her role in nationwide spate of crimes pic.twitter.com/wxlOzRPDpG

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@spottytwit You’re meant to start those things with “/me”.

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@unixbigot @DoktrNick @AbstractCode Gosh. That technology would’ve blown people away.

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marcuskelson woke up to this facebook post from the redoubtable Helen Carter… pic.twitter.com/WxzGv5wity

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I can’t figure out whether this first reply is a parody account or not. pic.twitter.com/3Flqv1aeN2

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To be fair I already coined “pamphletocracy” this week. I shouldn’t be greedy. zdnet.com/article/morris…

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Wondering whether “drongocracy” is a word.

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@bastardsheep My lawyers advise me not to discuss this any further.

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BuchananLiz “inevitable path to conflict” 🤣

m.youtube.com/watch?v=CJpQk6… twitter.com/stephendziedzi…

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Did I just get the gender wrong?

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Oh did I miss Peter Dutton at the National Press Club? Je suis désolée!

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@jeffsonstein @SuperCroup (The horse owners can win big though, of course.)

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@jeffsonstein @SuperCroup What you don’t do is bet on the Melbourne Cup (or Kentucky Derby) because, as I say, the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oA

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@jeffsonstein @SuperCroup He would get videotapes (VHS!) of ALL the stewards’ track cameras delivered to him. He sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uh

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@jeffsonstein @SuperCroup One trick is not betting on big-name big-winnings races because all the horses are good…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FE

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@jeffsonstein @SuperCroup (I have forgotten most of these things.)

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@jeffsonstein @SuperCroup Ta. My knowledge is out of date.

Years ago I shared a house with a guy whose sole income..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4J

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@jeffsonstein Yep. And if I place a bet here at the pub, and I win, they’ll pay me out in cash. Unless it’s over $3..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uq

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@jeffsonstein I’ve had drinks with a CISO for one of big betting companies and as you might imagine they run a very..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qk

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@jeffsonstein Indeed. However as a person who’s produced complex ive outside broadcasts for radio, I am forever imp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DW

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rob_sheridan It’s time again for my most cherished tradition: Revisiting the time millions of kids had to witness..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cB

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@jeffsonstein Lol sadly no. I should point out that this is a small to average-sized betting array for an Australia..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IQ

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@jeffsonstein Even though the other screens let you bet on races around the world, with a new race every couple of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7c

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@jeffsonstein Haha! If only. No, Trackside is betting on animated dogs and horses. tabtrackside.com.au/watchlive

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Oh dear, it looks like one of Australia’s greatest storytellers @MarcFennell is telling another story. With picture..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vu

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@jeffsonstein Oh, and poker machines in the next room.

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@jeffsonstein They said, they’ve still got horses with people on them, horses with people behind them on a chariot,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FX

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@jeffsonstein It’s a terrible business when people can’t bet on random numbers with very bad odds.

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@danilic Is Santos the plural of Santa?

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@moylecroft @ms_dines @JohnBirmingham JB was a way with words. It is a very wrong way. Which is why we like it.

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tanaka_tatsuya お好み野球場

今回も広島会場限定で展示してます。
ミニチュアライフ展2 in 広島は
本日から、そごう広島店にて開催! pic.twitter.com/wtwnXdzQaz

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@SuperCroup I have been reliably informed that while the Dine vouchers got some use, the Discover vouchers are larg..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5H

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SuperCroup Nature is healing etc twitter.com/VictorDominell… pic.twitter.com/kE2FAWuEsy

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best_in_dumbest Put the “Taint”
into “Mountaintops” pic.twitter.com/uyYQJQCiRU

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Today’s Alien Sideboob from @JohnBirmingham is titled “Dangerous things, words” and it’s free to read. aliensideboob.substack.com/p/dangerous-th…

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ItaButtrose Correcting Sophie Elsworth in The Australian about.abc.net.au/correcting-the…

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mckinnon_a this is the only good press release that has ever been written pic.twitter.com/u3Z7mC2joz

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As an aside, what happens next? If all goes well, seed pods like this will grow from where the flower was.

Image b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vZ

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Waratah sequence 2021, day 87. The Great Sog continues in the Blue Mountains, but I’m surprised to see that little..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yi

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@LizDolphinfluff The advice doesn’t include getting tested at this stage, so I assume the times don’t overlap. I’ll..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wh

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It never gets old, this headline. God bless @Reductress. twitter.com/VeganAri/statu…

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GossiTheDog Between the proposed IoT law in U.K. (which fines tech companies 4% of their global revenue if they use poor design..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dX

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Looks like I won’t be rushing to the shops any time soon. pic.twitter.com/g7BsEvmtla

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@SubinthePub @beefanddairy Heh. It’s always curious how our influences work.

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Hush_Kit Proof the 737 wasn’t designed, it evolved from dinosaurs pic.twitter.com/JZ7Pv0Aj3E

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@vealmince It is such a cruel stereotype, and yet I have met some of these women. :)

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@SubinthePub @beefanddairy But as for the alleged “celebrities” I think the tortures should be ramped up to things way more painful.

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@SubinthePub @beefanddairy “Different times” etc, sure, though at the time I was probably more annoyed by his smug..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i7

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Sigh. Thirteen minutes of COVID DANGER. This does seem to be a low-probability infection scenario. Also, the system..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N3

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@SubinthePub @beefanddairy He did. He did many questionable things.

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beefanddairy We assume as a reward for winning one of the tasks? twitter.com/hesmygirl/stat…

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@vealmince Hah! I hadn’t seen that. I like how it descends into Jewish Grandmother mode towards the end.

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Enjoying an older episode of @LoremenPod, “Loremen S3 Ep79 - 100th Episode (Pt. 1) London, Underground”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qP

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@vealmince Wow. We should so do this. Maybe by scanning Iceland with the Secret Jewish Space Lasers and converting it to sound.

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@19bk69 @NewtonMark @johnb78 @jxeeno @aussiewongm That said, I would be happy to spend time in that pod.

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@19bk69 @NewtonMark @johnb78 @jxeeno @aussiewongm Lol, “adventure tourism” in a private jet to a luxury pod. pic.twitter.com/ZV5OtNdLTZ

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See THIS is how your politicians should speak truth to tossers. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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Hey @dobes, it looks like @davpope has brought us a new superhero, or something. pic.twitter.com/qCtaGgKk6E

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ACaomhanach Lady Gaga trying to make a record after 9 months doing an Italian accent twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…

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NicKeaney Everyone sees it right? It’s not just me… *calls therapistpic.twitter.com/7jDcJakoZJZJ

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@kels_316 @NewtonMark @johnb78 @jxeeno @aussiewongm It’d also be a nice gyroscope to keep the top-heavy thing vertical.

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@mediahunter @miller_c_j True, though I’m not convinced that ad is real.

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@TheIronMonk3 I suppose they try as best they can.

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somebadideas No idea where or how or what this is all I know is that it is pure cinema pic.twitter.com/4eLId2YEm0

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@Virtualkat101 Sadly we have moved on from the days when there would also be a packet of lime Jell-o™.

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@paulkidd Are you suggesting that Scott Morrison uses a hammer to bash out kittens’ teeth?

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I suppose one good thing about today is that world gets to see all the “food” that Americans eat.

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@AusBerlin84 @swearyanthony Well now I know what to get @dobes for Christmas lol.

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Fri plan, rainy day edition: Slow start; story pitches; lunch and shopping, Leura (while trying to stay dry); admin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HO

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stilgherrian Thank you for your attention, and for pointing out the typos in previous versions of these tweets.

If you enjoy “T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gP

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stilgherrian 2. NEW INFORMATION! The following episode will be with the marvellous @alex_c_lee. Wow! How cool is that?

We’re re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e1

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stilgherrian 1. The next episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast is with @drspacejunk as you may know.

We’re recording on Saturday…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oL

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stilgherrian ANNOUNCEMENT TIME IN TWO SUBSEQUENT TWEETS PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME NOW.

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AdamBienkov Conservative MP Nick Fletcher says Doctor Who being played by a woman has pushed young men into crime. pic.twitter.com/08rFuCtmgS

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DPRK_News English tourist in Glasgow enjoys drink from public sheep bladder. pic.twitter.com/gvrY2jjpX2

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The Great Sog continues in the Blue Mountains, and this is one of the soggier days. It is beyond moist. pic.twitter.com/rW6tk3Ps4L

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Friday. Count the mirrors in your house. Even or odd? This will determine your place in Heaven, or not. Friday.

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