@JohnBirmingham For some reason this does not surprise me. And then you’d write about it.
@swearyanthony @kels_316 Pizza oven.
@AngusTaylorMP Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus.
farfromallover Just a FYI, George Jetson is going to be conceived this weekend. pic.twitter.com/EP79ORDm6i
RT @ImSpeaking13: This is the best tweet I’ve ever seen. https://t.co/ZpMrjHP9gi
beneltham Me when I want to blow my 3-year old’s mind:
“Do you know I used to go see Bluey’s dad play in a rock band when I was at uni?”
Histreepix A visit from the Terminator. Eastleigh, 1982. pic.twitter.com/RI4VpY0GPI
Very @jxeeno and @DrRhysPockett areas. https://t.co/yV4OZtAv1E
The Art of Maleness. https://t.co/hJ2hZac5C2
RT @fesshole: There is a cum stain on my vintage leather sofa that is from when my daughter was conceived 10 years ago. Sometimes I will st…
RT @bogan: Protip: Remember to change your WhatsApp profile pic before kicking off your new phishing campaign 🤠https://t.co/Ow1kCjWvvQ
RT @kellyoyo: Another foiled attempt to erase women’s role in history
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems Fundamental forces of nature compel me. Obviously.
@dannolan @RealNickHodge I had to change it. It was all a bit much.
RT @daveguitarjones: Just watched a Russian TV show online.
‘Dancing With the Tsars’.
Peter and Catherine were great, but Ivan was terribl…
@R_Chirgwin Heh.
@RealNickHodge @dannolan Correct.
That reminds me, I must ask how a mate’s colonoscopy wentpic.twitter.com/xoa4EEgRBPBP
RT @reddishraven: “People Of Crypto” https://t.co/lmYtd1SxbZ
@oberonsghost @dannolan He is responsible for every single tweet down there.
rarebeverage Christmas Carol: abridged pic.twitter.com/FNEQZCFd7p
RT @cameronwilson: NEW: Scott Morrison’s “anti-trolling” social media law won’t do much to solve trolling. It won’t improve to access to ju…
@dannolan Just in case that tweet gets deleted. pic.twitter.com/92SuuZexLF
Wow I wonder who that single user will be. I bet it’ll be @dannolan. https://t.co/LUvXChAgG4
@hereforthehops @AusAirForce Time is a crazy thing.
RT @AusAirForce: It’s the end of a Classic era for our air combat capability. 🛬
Our F/A-18A/B Classic Hornets are retiring from service th…
Hey @jpwarren I’ve found some products for you. https://t.co/aJPFeoAud4
@patentology @alex_c_lee I’ve just looked for news stories containing her name and yes it’s certainly a collection.
@alex_c_lee Then two months later, on Christmas Eve… 2/2
“Alan Jones settles defamation lawsuit with SBSâ€â€¦ https://t.co/xkHmDZwmQQ
I’ve just been prepping for tomorrow’s podcast recording with @alex_c_lee and I am amused to be reminded of this st… https://t.co/GUbkDNA9DK
@phil_sec_mel Details, details…
“Australian government blasted for lack of progress on audit of IT capabilities†by @campbell_kwan… https://t.co/ZPCP0aRYeF
@oliyoung @dobes @moylecroft @NewtonMark @BruceHore Lol. I know not to bother trying. :)
@incorrect That said, are you finding it distracting, or merely noting that it’s there?
@incorrect Yep, I know about that. With two mentioned know I’ll probably do a re-edit. https://t.co/eVFP0GESGg
@paulbam3 That would be excellent.
@dobes @moylecroft Sounds about right. So welcome to six months of hell.
@franksting If I get the urge I’ll re-edit. But not today.
@dobes Oops that “suspended†note was a glitch I think. Only a couple weeks back the odds were more in favour of Ma… https://t.co/02Yet6wJpz
@dobes Is you money on a March election or a May election? (Sportsbet has suspended trading on the month-of-election market.)
RT @MatildaBoseley: I’m YELLING! Hunt pitching Australia being the most “freshly vaccinated country in the world” is such a funny way to tr…
Indeed. https://t.co/jeh7w3tEX3
Lol whatever happens this is essentially a work of fiction. https://t.co/VxGiZH1HFU
@franksting There was some headphones bleed at Alice’s end, most of which I edited out Is what’s left too distracti… https://t.co/97VOZAnRSU
@spottytwit @dobes @purserj Sounds about right. A couple of them have started to get under my feet like that lately.
@franksting @JustJimWillDo Could be a while. You could practice on this one.
I am now exoskeleton-curious, @HappySinger. https://t.co/pgRDqIVymi
@RossFeingold I think my mistake is imagining a politician thought it through beforehand. But yeah let’s be generou… https://t.co/jyz8sEA097
RT @DrDreHistorian: I’m extremely here for The Age tweeting about one of its annual publications and getting upstaged by the Australian Ele…
@SuperCroup Very little surprises me any more. :(
@SuperCroup Lol that’s embarrassing.
She knows that “Democrats and Republicans†is only a thing in the US, just 4% of the world’s population, right? https://t.co/DCZlSautND
Creating drama out of thin air, Lesson #72. (Aka how the news can choose to lie to you.) https://t.co/Tci5V8Al8H
How is it Question Time already? Not that I’ll watch it, because it’s one of Parliament’s biggest wastes of time. B… https://t.co/fPiPtrqKXY
RT @rahaeli: I love watching people’s faces when I explain that many digital civil rights exist because the lyricist from the Grateful Dead…
RT @lilleyjuice: Just a reminder of how great the @GuardianAus live blog is. https://t.co/Yk2ruP2DDr
I see that @statelibrarynsw has an exhibition titles “Maps of the Pacific†so that’s a thing to check out. https://t.co/J3t0ZvW2x7
I’m gonna give this a try. https://t.co/3spEHcTJZo
In fact that tweet is such a hate crime I’m tellin@CptHollingworthth an@expectproblemsms.
DaveMilbo it really, really does sound like a Robert Ludlam novel pic.twitter.com/837MDAG0CE
@drsimmo Well we should, though to be fair the employees don’t get that much. Back in the first dotcom boom, a comp… https://t.co/63v61xt7Qr
This tweet is a hate crime. https://t.co/A961H3zZBL
“Just seven consultants were responsible for modelling the employment impacts of the Coalition’s net zero ‘plan’, u… https://t.co/yzdQiqEs0b
Well today has taken a very strange turn. No further information will be provided. There is no cause for alarm, or… https://t.co/4xFHNerxPd
Not a hub, but a terminal! https://t.co/qQ5UXmdSx5
@juhasaarinen @dobes @purserj There are various schools of thought on this, ranging from OMFG DON’T FEED THE BIRDS… https://t.co/jfw5DkiE46
@juhasaarinen @dobes @purserj See next tweet. https://t.co/M8xjCDZKYp
@joelpmichael I already did a different gag. :) https://t.co/ZUmwTy1fbD
@WhoeverAussie Au contraire. “The Australian Privacy Principles (or APPs) are the cornerstone of the privacy protec… https://t.co/ay9l1uszRL
RT @AboutTheHouse: Good morning and welcome to the final sitting week of the year! The House will resume at 10am. One private Member’s bill…
“Australian Federal Police investigators have charged a 38-year-old Sydney man for stealing more than $100,000 in a… https://t.co/TKlDji4NQ9
@expectproblems Just recognising their limitations.
RT @NewtonMark: Mean tweets.
Apropos nothing in particular, here’s Australian Privacy Principle 2, “Anonymity and pseudonymityâ€.… https://t.co/yeufJLDvMc
@glengyron @TwitterAU That’s not a fair reading of Twitter’s position, and as I linked to, they’ve published a whol… https://t.co/Z8YR8eM9sQ
New theory dropped. pic.twitter.com/6pDFZN1J6h
RT @stilgherrian: @davpope @dobes I also still enjoy the fact that “The Attorney-General, Senator Michaelia Cash†is a true and correct ser…
Waratah sequence 2021, day 90. Another view of the flower in question showing the swelling of the ovaries. I’m fasc… https://t.co/EiVZNBpJBI
@oliyoung The glass version goes for 2 hours 37 minutes.
RT @sharkespearean: I have just learned a ‼ï¸NEW BUTTHOLE FACT ‼ï¸
The butthole of the electric eel is in their chin.
This has been your…
@oliyoung I didn’t realise Philip Glass had done a cover version of John Cage’s original.
@Tasdevilsrgr8 Something like that, yes. I’ll be weaning them off the food over the coming weeks because I’ll be aw… https://t.co/HRDxLB5YMi
@leoniedoyle @dobes @purserj Sounds about right lol.
@LindaDrummond Depends on your definition of “stolenâ€.
@garthk By the end of December 2021 you mean.
I dunno, I’m a bit of a fan of the covalent bond. https://t.co/SZ6ZNfw8uv
RT @TheShovel: Omicron mix-up: PM suspends flights to Australia after mistakenly hearing that “E. Macron†is on the way over
https://t.co/3…
ICYMI yesterday, this is a thread where I hung out a 1.4kg seed block and the avian hoards ate the whole thing in j… https://t.co/cMaoIxHnGi
Lol great minds etc. pic.twitter.com/c1VeqbgERW
@jeamland I would rather ask a crow than a cormorant.
@journodave Yeah but they’re stuck there with an Oasis tribute band.
Oh yeah, and don’t forget that there’s a new podcast. https://t.co/msLAfscdQg
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, of course. https://t.co/kPWTTmR2ND
Mon plan: Consider some story pitches and hope the Muse is with me; if the rain does indeed hold off, some laundry;… https://t.co/orQsLiS8HR
“One economist says†should be an enormous red flag. [Clicks through.] Oh yeah. Him. Saul Eslake. Might as well ask… https://t.co/9XUXs5Cn1i
Solid technique for managing executives. https://t.co/qyuoLs9lZK
@rorybaust They’re baked fresh every day. Sometimes it’s a struggle. Sometimes the spark is there immediately.
@kels_316 Would “Like an old man’s underpants†have been better?
Like an old man’s pubes.
The Blue Mountains will experience a brief pause in the Great Sog today, but it will still be grey and moist. pic.twitter.com/9aolQmevDH
Monday. Focus on the most important factors, then laugh. Laugh at yourself, not with yourself. You are a joke. Monday.