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Finally the real special guests start hitting the Edict‘s winter series. It’s Scottish author and social researcher David F Porteous. We do touch upon the recent UK election results, but there’s much, much more.
In this episode we talk about Armando Iannucci, lacerated ears, magic shoes, serial killers, haggis smuggling from Kenya, the weight of a teaspoon of sugar. and other things.
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David F Porteous has been on the podcast several times before. You might like to listen.
The next episode will be with with Dr Miranda Bruce, who worked on the World Cybercrime Index. I’ve already recorded it, and it’s a lot of fun.
Episode Links
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The official website of Scottish Author David F Porteous
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Author. Podcaster. Social researcher. Karaoke superstar. New novel ‘The Wicker Man Preservation Society’ is out 21 June 21.
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[10 July 2024] The woman has been charged with animal cruelty, with the RSPCA WA alleging she acted cruelly towards her dog by attempting to place a package containing illicit drugs into her dog’s anus, knowing that the animal’s anal area was already infected and painful.
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[5 July 2024] The Nike Adapt App is leaving app stores in August, but the $350 shoes can still be manually operated.
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[18 February 2022] Hundreds of people who had retinal implants to improve their sight face an uncertain future as the technology they rely on is now obsolete. Second Sight stopped making its Argus II bionic eyes several years ago to focus on a brain implant instead.
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[12 July 2024] That is despite issues with the first recipient, 29-year-old Noland Arbaugh, who received the chip in January. Initially, Neuralink said that his implant had gone “extremely well”, and the company said he was using it to play games among other tasks. In the week after the implant was completed, however, some of the 64 “threads” that are implanted into the brain have disconnected. The company has considered removing the implant from his brain, according to reports.
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[21 October 2011] The wireless hacking of a medical device, first demonstrated at the Black Hat 2011 conference in August, has been taken a step further. An insulin pump has been hacked and instructed to deliver a lethal dose without first knowing the device's ID number.
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Barnaby Michael Douglas Jack (22 November 1977 – 25 July 2013) was a New Zealand hacker, programmer and computer security expert. He was known for his presentation at the Black Hat computer security conference in 2010, during which he exploited two ATMs and made them dispense fake paper currency on the stage. Among his other most notable works were the exploitation of various medical devices, including pacemakers and insulin pumps.
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[19 January 2021] Lawyer Karen Sandler's heart condition means she needs a pacemaker-defibrillator to avoid sudden death, so she has one simple question: what software does it run?
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[11 December 2022] Elon Musk’s brain chip implant company is reportedly under federal investigation for violating the Animal Welfare Act.
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[5 July 2024] The Labour leader, Keir Starmer, made his first speech as prime minister outside Downing Street on Friday, saying that he would rebuild Britain and govern with a focus on placing the country first and his party's interests second.
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[8 July 2024] After the [winner's] speech, the returning officer shook Ms Truss’ hand. We wondered if there would be a concession speech. We immediately got an answer. Liz Truss turned away from the lectern and stepped off the stage.
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[18 May 2019] Tony Abbott has conceded defeat in the seat of Warringah to independent Zali Steggall, revealing he feared his political career was over months ago but saying he "would rather be a loser than a quitter". With almost 50 per cent of the ballots counted, Ms Steggall's primary vote was 45.3 per cent — enough for her to claim a comfortable victory.
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Teal independents, simply known as teals and also called community independents, are a loosely-aligned group of centrist, independent or minor party politicians in Australian politics. They have been characterised as strongly advocating for increased action to mitigate climate change by reducing greenhouse gas emissions along with improved political integrity and accountability. They also generally share socially liberal outlooks, including on issues such as LGBT rights, and have harnessed grassroots campaigning to achieve strong swings towards them.
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[10 July 2024] The 2024 General Election media campaign has been dominated by talk of taxation, the electoral process, scandal and sleaze. The Conservative’s contested claim that Labour’s taxation plans would cost families £2,000 rumbled on in the media, as did Sunak’s early D-Day departure. The focus on these topics has been at the expense of other key areas that many would consider to be of public concern - such as the NHS, housing, the environment and social care.
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[13 July 2024] Thousands of prisoners will be released early at the start of September, the justice secretary has announced. Shabana Mahmood warned of the "total collapse" of the prison system and a "total breakdown of law and order" without urgent action to ease prison overcrowding. She accused Rishi Sunak and the previous Conservative government of a "disgraceful dereliction of duty" for not dealing with the crisis when they were in power.
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[24 June 2024] Introduced in April, The Criminal Code Amendment (Protecting Commonwealth Frontline Workers) Bill 2024 will increase the penalties from a maximum of 10 years to 13 years’ imprisonment for conduct that causes harm to a Commonwealth frontline worker, and from a maximum of seven years to nine years for conduct that threatens to cause serious harm. This means the maximum penalty for assaulting a Services Australia worker would equal the penalty for assaulting a law enforcement or judicial officer.
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[7 July 2024] The Labour leader said he would end the "gimmick" of deporting migrants arriving in the UK illegally to Rwanda, which was established by the previous Conservative government. Labour campaigned on a manifesto pledge to scrap the scheme, which has already cost around £310m, promising a more effective approach to tackling illegal immigration to replace it.
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[19 July 2024] The three-month probe will investigate the scam whereby another driver is nominated as liable for infringement demerit points.
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[4 March 2020] Just like other dating apps, Doggr. encourages users to swipe through profiles – but there’s one key difference. There are no pictures of people, only dogs – and it’s up to the women to take the lead and decide whether to throw the guy a bone, or send him to the doghouse.
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[12 July 2024] A “world-leading code”, according to the government, has been adopted by a dating app industry group consisting of Match Group (check out all the services they own), Bumble, Grindr, Spark Networks, RSVP, and the ParshipMeet Group.
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As of June 2024, Match Group owns the following dating services: Archer, Asian People Meet, Azar, Baby Boomer People Meet, Black People Meet, Black Christian People Meet, Black Professional People Meet, BLK, Catholic People Meet, Chinese People Meet, Chispa, Delightful, Democratic People Meet, Divorced People Meet, GenX People Meet, Hakuna, Hinge, India Match, Interracial People Meet, Italian People Meet, J People Meet, Latino People Meet, LDS Planet, Little People Meet, Loveandseek, Marriage Minded People Meet, Match.com, Meetic, OkCupid, Ourtime, Pairs, Peoplemeet, Petpeoplemeet, Plenty of Fish, Republican People Meet, Senior Black People Meet, Ship, Single People Meet, Stir, The League, Tinder, Upward, Yuzu, Veggie People Meet.
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[16 July 2024] Disgraced ex-Prime Minister Boris Johnson has flown to the US to speak at an event at the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee, but only a few people turned up
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Nigel Farage's Cameo videos offer fans a unique opportunity to receive personalized messages from the former UK politician and Brexit leader. Customers can request messages for a variety of occasions, from birthdays and retirements to roasts and motivational pep talks. Nigel is often asked to reference his political views on Brexit, immigration, and the Reform UK party, as well as mention specific TV shows, sports teams, and even silly inside jokes. His videos provide an entertaining and lighthearted way for fans to connect with him and his signature straight-talking, anti-establishment style.
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‘I want to provide a call to action for fellow conservatives who believe in our nation and our way of life and who share my frustration at what has been going wrong with our politics and governance. I want others to heed the warnings of what I saw happening and learn the lessons of the battle I lost.’ — Liz Truss
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Join two men on the right side of middle age and the wrong side of clinical obesity as they talk about basically nothing. Be disturbed by their absurd views and alarmed by how much you agree with them. For thirty minutes anything goes - this is cheerful despair. Scottish author David F Porteous is approximately one half of Cheerful Despair, find out more about him at his website http://www.dfpiii.com. David Candy is approximately the other half of Cheerful Despair, learn nothing about him at his youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/user/friendlyals.
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Wire in the Blood is a British crime drama television series, created and produced by Coastal Productions with Tyne Tees Television and broadcast on ITV from 14 November 2002 to 31 October 2008. The series is based on characters created by Val McDermid, including a university clinical psychologist, Dr Anthony "Tony" Valentine Hill (Robson Green), who is able to tap into his own dark side to get inside the heads of serial killers.
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Michael Myers is a character from the slasher film series Halloween. He first appears in 1978 in John Carpenter's Halloween as a young boy who murders his elder sister, Judith Myers. Fifteen years later, he returns home to Haddonfield, Illinois, to murder more teenagers.
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[18 July 2024] Delegates at the Republican National Convention are showing their solidarity with Donald Trump following the assassination attempt on his life. They are wearing a large bandage over their ears just like Trump. The convention is throwing the spotlight on Trump's vice presidential pick. Ohio senator J. D. Vance. If elected, he would be the third youngest vice president in U.S. History. Inside Edition's Steven Fabian has more.
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[18 July 2024] Trump backed up claims of his injury in his appearance at the RNC in Milwaukee earlier this week, when he sported a large bandage covering one ear. Now, supporters are showing their solidarity with Trump by bandaging their own ears.
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[18 July 2024] Here's what a Getty Images search for "bandages" looks like right now.
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[17 July 2024] The image, opens new tab, originally taken by Associated Press photographer Alex Brandon on Sep. 12, 2022, shows Trump driving a golf cart at Trump National Golf Club in Sterling, Virginia.
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[27 June 2024] The National Disability Insurance Agency (NDIA) has been called out for ethical misdeeds and failure to stick to the standards of procurement rules, following an inquiry by the parliamentary joint committee of public accounts and audit. The committee also lashed the NDIA for “clear breaches” of its gifts and hospitality policy with customer-relationship-management software company Salesforce over almost five years.
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Time Trumpet is a six-episode satirical television comedy series which aired on BBC Two in August 2006. The series was written by Armando Iannucci, Roger Drew and Will Smith in a similar manner to Iannucci's earlier one-off programmes, "2004: The Stupid Version" and "Clinton: His Struggle with Dirt".... Time Trumpet is set in the year 2031, and is a retrospective documentary on the first thirty years of the 21st century. Actors and actresses play the parts of 'today's stars' thirty years on, who are interviewed as part of the show.
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[All six episodes in a not-quite-legit upload, so do let me know it disappears and I'll re-link.]
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[26 June 2024] The site, at comedycentral.com, has until now hosted clips from all episodes of “The Daily Show” since 1999, as well as segments from the full 11-season run of Stephen Colbert’s “The Colbert Report,” among other video content. Thousands of “Daily Show” clips remain free to watch on YouTube, but those go back only to 2015.
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[5 July 2024] Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg has been defeated by Labour’s Dan Norris in the new North East Somerset and Hanham constituency, in yet another blow for the Conservative Party.
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