Why do so many businesses spend millions of dollars on a slick marketing image — and spoil it by turning into zombies when you try to communicate with them? Two examples this week — Vodafone and Telstra.
Telstra? Well, today it was just the usual battle with their voice-recognition system. More about that another time.
As for Vodafone, earlier this month I wrote about how I thought Vodafone’s website was broken because I went to www.vodaphone.com.au by mistake. I thought it’d be nice to suggest how they could fix that.
But go to their contact-us page and click on “Email us” and you don’t get an email form — you get a list of FAQs. You have to find another “Contact Us” link after that to get the form. You must choose a topic — but “website” isn’t there, so you have to guess.
I chose “General Info” because it seemed suitably generic.
A couple of days later I got a reply. I’ve posted the full text below to show how pig-ugly and user-unfriendly it is, but here’s the relevant bit:
Thank you for your feedback.
The feedback you have provided has been forwarded to the appropriate area for their collation and reporting purposes.
Thank you for taking the time to contact us.
Gosh, my time was well spent. My individual suggestion has become a tally mark somewhere.
Since I specifically asked for an “on the record” response, and Emma says this is “solved”, here’s their full reply, warts and all.
Recently you requested personal assistance from our online support center. Below is a summary of your request and our response.
If this issue isn’t resolved to your satisfaction, you may re-open it within the next 5 days.
Thank you for allowing us to be of service to you.
If you do reply, you MUST enter your response in the space below as this is an automated system. Text entered into any other part of this message will be discarded. Alternatively you can click on the link below.
[===> Please enter your reply below this line < ===] [===> Please enter your reply above this line < ===] To update your question from our support site, click here. Subject Folks, The other day I couldn't find Vodafone's website because I was going t... Discussion Thread Response (Emma) 26/09/2006 01:05 PM Dear Stilgherrian, Thank you for your feedback. The feedback you have provided has been forwarded to the appropriate area for their collation and reporting purposes. Thank you for taking the time to contact us. Customer (Stilgherrian No Surname) 24/09/2006 09:39 AM Folks, The other day I couldn't find Vodafone's website because I was going to http://www.vodaphone.com.au -- with "phone" spelt correctly. I wrote about it at https://stilgherrian.com/internet/vodafone_half_useful/ and now 2% of my web traffic is people searching for "vodaphone.com.au" or variants. A suggestion: Since you're actually the licensee of vodaphone.com.au, why not have some sort of message there explaining the "correct" spelling of your business name, and taking people to your website, instead of leaving us hang? Who knows how much traffic you're missing! I'd love an "on the record" response, either here in email or there on the blog. Oh, there's some background at https://stilgherrian.com/internet/what_comms/ too, which might interest your marketing people. Regards, Stilgherrian -- Stilgherrian
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Maybe Vodafone should read this piece about how businesses should treat their customers better.