Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

December 22nd, 2008

@BradyJacobsen Hi, @JonoH said I should follow you, so you’d better goddam be interesting. ;)

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@Nickhodge Of course Opposition Leaders can respond in 3 mins: @TurnbullMalcolm doesn’t have a country to run. Or a Conroy to sack. ;)

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So glad my last DM really was a DM.

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OK, so there’s a Summer Heights High Popularity board game…

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@JonoH A pleasure to finally meet you, Sir! Have a safe flight back to the 1970s, I mean, Brisbane!

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@fictillius I’m at 400 George St, a whole BUILDING FULL of arseholes with a great mobile broadband network. ;)

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@JonoH I’m in ur foyer breathin’ ur oxygens.

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Ratio 3:20:31, much better.

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Bus driver on a route 441 is fully Santa’d up, calling “Merry Christmas” to pedestrians, not running them down. Wrong.

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WTF? The city is full of people SHOPPING! Why is this so? George St by QVB, northbound.

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@cameronreilly Virgin uses Optus’ network so they’re equally shit. ;)

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@JonoH En route to CBD now, are you near 400 George St?

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Hah! Leb-boy, you may think you’re hot im your muscle car and muscle body, but stalling it while exiting Oportos is full of FAIL!

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@JonoH I’ll be in the CBD in about 40 mins.

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@grum Are there anchovies involved? If so slice that bread now?

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Amused at all the bus-side ads warning about skin cancer when my problem is Vitamin D deficiency.

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Amid the fuss about Madoff’s Giant Ponzi Scheme, the important question is being overlooked: who will make the movie? http://is.gd/cSUP

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One can always trust @grum to be tasteful. Always.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Browseable DVD Version of the Rosetta Disk now available: http://is.gd/cj4A

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RT @StephenEdgar: Wikileaks releases Thailands secret internet censorship of 1,203 newly-blocked websites: http://is.gd/cSRM

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“You want slaw with that?” Behold the West Virginia Hot Dog Map! http://is.gd/cSQG

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I see Maternal Fakocity has provided another tasteful window ‘pon the world. http://is.gd/cSPp

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ABC Unleashed: “The Twilight of the Undead: When exactly did vampires stop sucking and start sucking?” http://is.gd/cSK9

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@kcarruthers No limes? NOLIMES? What sort of remote moon of Saturn are you living on?

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@kcarruthers Seriously, you’d be wanting LIME not lemon slices with your Bombay Sapphire. And a BIG STRAW.

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A raven is being attacked 3+ currawongs. His/her port wing damaged, stumbling thru branches. Lost sight. Suddenly gone quiet. Raven down?

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In 10 minutes from now I’ll be leaving for my King St, Newtown errands. It’ll be a bonus for everyone involved.

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@oliyoung Don’t most people complain about others’ weaknesses which are really their own?

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@oliyoung TV? Nah teh kidz are all on teh internetz now. And the phonez. You’re old.

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Oh noes, there is no Crikey today! What will I read over lunch?

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As usual, @ApostrophePong has made an excellent greeting card for the season. http://is.gd/cScG

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“The bad news Are Australians abandoning the news?” http://is.gd/cS7V

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RT @wolfcat: I spy with my little eye something starting with n … Nothing 32.15521S 140.67535E True! Look! http://is.gd/cRZl

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@SnarkyPlatypus I have never done anything inappropriate with an ibis.

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RT @michaelmeloni: Audio blowjob: Exploring the audio feedback effects of fellatio on a microphone http://is.gd/cRGR

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RT @JonoH: @mpesce @stilgherrian ill be in touch. [Why does this message fill me with phear?]

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Meanwhile I have an overwhemling urge to buy a Nabaztag/tag bunny. http://is.gd/d0C8 Are you watching, Santa?

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Mobile. Stanmore station / Kings Cross station / Darlinghurst client / Sysadmin Hell. Well, a lesser level of Hell.

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RT @deptofinternets: @stilgherrian We aim to put the “fun” back into “fundamentally flawed”. Also, the “mental”.

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Secret Howard-era report concluded Internet filtering plans were “fundamentally flawed”. http://is.gd/d0uH

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Here is music for everybody to start their day with. Classy stuff http://is.gd/d0tq

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@SnarkyPlatypus “Pocket Coffee” is dangerous. Anyway I’m not in the mood to hurry today. And I have little need.

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@misswired WebCentral and BigPond think filtering support thru people who don’t actually know anything helps. Premium Service my arse.

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OK, one more coffee before leaving for my originally-0700 Darlnghurst start. My day is screwed by WebCentral anyway, so I’ll start at 0845.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Everton have been playing like sado-masochists? How does that work in soccer?

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WebCentral your support is useless. This routine process shoud not take 19 hours and still no sane reply. My team does it in an hour.

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@mpesce I get bored writing about Internet filter too. Arguments against it as valid as ever. Doesn’t matter what flavour milk it uses.

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If someone is going to watch me while I have a shower, I’d prefer it if they were the same species as me. :/

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Gosh, iiNet, you say you have a “new-look website”? So? How will it improve my life? http://iinet.net.au

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@mpesce Why does ABC Radio talk to you and not me? Don’t they REALIZE how bad you are?

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I still haven’t decided when my Christmas Broadcast will start. Add your persuasive notes at http://is.gd/cCAT

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@mpesce Good morning. Bonjour. Goedemorgen. Buenos días. Доброе утро. 早上好。Chào buổi sáng. 你的马是自慰。

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Why you shouldn’t have 8 children, unless you have attention to detail http://is.gd/cZUE

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oui, la qualité de la sonde est directement proportionnelle à la santé et de la régularité.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour! Je suis très bon, compte tenu de l’invasion des étrangers, la nuit dernière. La sonde a été plus satisfaisante.

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Tues plan: 0800 Darlinghurst client for email migration; write and record my Christmas Message; will I fit the gym in there? Who can tell?

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@YiyingLu Miss Fail Whale, your Fail Whale Christmas Card is lovely! http://is.gd/cZDu Voter her up at http://tinyurl.com/4w5976 …!

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@rosshill Nice piece! “This is how news breaks from now on” http://is.gd/cZxp Journalists, how do you add value now?

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RT @Jinjirrie: @stilgherrian syd walker has more insight on madoff http://is.gd/cV6K

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Emerges. This’ll be an interesting day. All days are interesting. But this one will be ESPECIALLY interesting. Coffee, please. NOW!

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Early start tomorrow. Time to fade. [exit]

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@alexschlotzer Disagree. Doing the politcal numbers and being a Labor Right headkicker requires a certain kind of intelligence.

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@collinmullane No, Senator Conroy is not stupid, don’t make that mistake. He may be many bad things, but stupid is not one of them.

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@Jinjirrie Alas I can’t migrate the domain off WebCentral first because the client has a Managed Exchange account there. Process to follow.

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@firstdogonmoon @GreenJ Aren’t you people meant to be on holidays after a year of harrassing Andrew Bolt?

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@GreenJ Wow, you knew what I meant even without the “out”. Impressed.

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Should I start reading Guy Rundle’s new book on the train? Only a few pages before alighting.

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@GreenJ Isn’t it past your bedtime? I thought it was lights after bingo?

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Excellent piece from the Guardian on Madoff and the psychology of fraud http://bit.ly/wPHc (via @seancarmody)

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@nwjerseyliz What’r 62F in adult units of measurement?

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Central, and in full control of my bowels, thank you @JonoH. Unlike the other night.

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Electric tubeworming my way home. Slowly.

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@Colgo Aaaaargh!!!! I’ve spent half the year in that lame journos vs bloggers flame war. Mind you, I won. ;)

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@karenbrees No, Twitter isn’t “cool” if your profile is nothing but a sell-the-product blog. Boring. Blocked.

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@Dianne_ I prefer to bark at random strangers. Keeps them on their toes.

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@Colgo Well we should catch up to discuss those “holy trajectory” stats on your Murdochland sites. ;) Beats the “news is dead” meme!

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@Colgo Agreed, people “abandoning the news” are only abandoning the old industrial-age news fatctories.

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@paulwallbank I’m thinking I may have to add a “dealing with WebCentral or BigPond surcharge” to my rate card.

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@oliyoung Yes. Block all SSL. No more e-commerce. Fail. LOL! You know that. I know that. The Cnutroy does not. Or if he does, he’s mad.

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@retrogrrl Sucking up to your boss is lame. But essential.

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@trib @mpesce @oliyoung After all, if it’s encrypted, how can one tell whether it’s naughty things or me just connecting back to my office?

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@trib @mpesce @oliyoung Hah! The Cnutroy is attempting the known-impossible problem of filtering encrypted traffic. This’ll be funny.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Most people need a Wettex AFTER meeting @grum, not before.

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Dear WebCentral, if I ask to redelegate a domain out of your Managed Exchange, you don’t need to escalate it. Don’t like losing customers?

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@websinthe Excellent. So if the Cnutroy filters out all P2P then there goes efficient Linux distribution. Moron.

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RT @erkpod: The official Bunny store is http://www.ztore.net/us/ There is no Australian reseller.

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@marudelcampo Thought of the Day: Easter Egg code in bionic ears. Any time someone says “purple hedgehog” it plays the special tune.

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I have (sensibly) decided that I can’t migrate an Exchange server before lunchtime. However I can at last get everything working neatly.

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Poo. I was told I was migrating from POP3, but it’s Exchange. Can I migrate an Exchange server in 3 hours? DNS/MX is already redelegated. :/

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@frankfil No they’re not secret instructions to start the revolution. They come through the other implant.

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@Glebe2037 Yes, naturally the Chsirtmas Card is the highest-fidelity music playback system known to Man.

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Oh Dear! The Christmas card from the “bionic ear” implant manufacturer plays cheesy carols when you open it. “Remove my implant NOW!”

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@franksting It’s OK, I’ve settled into the Darlinghurst client’s office. It’s quiet and they’re offering me chocolates.

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Excellent. I dont know the user’s password, but that’s OK, there’s no password on the administrator account. FAIL. But FTW for me!

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@franksting It’s worse. I’m in Kings Cross. They’re backpackers.

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FFS, people, just because you’re on holiday doesn’t mdan you have to be a complete moron! Move, or I will stab you!

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RT @Pollytics: “Everything involving The Veronicas is a sign”. Quite -the lost eighth sign of the apocalypse.

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@rossdawson Why do “enterprises” spend so much time designing communication tools which prevent communication?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Everything involving The Veronicas is a sign. Their pseudo-saphic pleasures mask deeper skills.

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RT @jasonwryan: @stilgherrian Your benevolence is the only gift that we wretched miscreants deserve…

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@NathanaelB 27 ravens is a big mob. They usually work in 2s and 3s. Maybe it’s a counter-sortie vs Currawongs after yesterday’s incident.

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Huge flock of Australian Ravens cruising Stanmore, at least 27.

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From now untik New Year’s Day I won’t correct obvious Twittermistakes.

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@trib Most Christmas movies have some T&A so dad watches with the kids while mum has lunch.

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