Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 23rd, 2008

Newtown Square. Amateur brass band with insipid drummer and rainbow waistcoats are murdering Xmas carols. Be warned. They have antlers.

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Departing for the gym. Late, I know, but that @SnarkyPlatypus is such a prick. We shall eat afterwards.

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@firstdogonmoon I think we were talking about the correct way to insert Peter Costello into a llama. Or was that a lama?

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@firstdogonmoon We need someone else to buy us ALL one. They could be the Crikey Bonding Bunnies, keeping us all informed. And bonded.

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Doing a few minor things and developing rabbitlust, at least until @SnarkyPlatypus indicates that the gym is imminent.

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@chichiri I think that anyone wanting to understand Senator Conroy’s Internet filter moves should watch The Hollowmen and then ask again. ;)

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An angry old Chinese man punches the pedestrian crossing button repeatedly, as if it murdered his wife. It’s starting to rain, big drops.

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Stanmore station. No bloodshed.

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Entering Kings Cross station for the journey back to the village. Wish me well. Wish them painful death.

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RT @confusedmachine: Or rather “X tagged a photo of you” should be banned around xmas party season. [Hear hear!]

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Facebook should be banned. Specifically, “X tagged a photo of you” should be banned for all photos over 12 months old

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Back at the other bit of the Darlinghurst client’s office, debugging a backup script. Ho ho ho! You little beauty!

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@raena So far my Nabaztag urges are just urges. Like a Catholic priest for choirboys. I have yet to purchase an Evil Rabbit.

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@firstdogonmoon I can think of many things to do with Mick Keelty which would be a pleasure. Not all of them involve wood.

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I am getting an increasingly large urge for a Nabaztag/tag now. And I have no idea why.

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@firstdogonmoon Nah sacking a police commissioner is embarrassing for the sackers, whoever they are.

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This is the same AFP Commissioner who proposes forcibly “reprogramming” people’s political beliefs. http://is.gd/1uJJ

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@deconstructo It may have happened under Howard’s watch, but it’s the same AFP Commissioner now bending for Rudd. [shlorchh!]

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I see the Aust government is trying to sneak the embarrassing results of the Haneef inquiry into the pre-Xmas media void. http://is.gd/d3UG

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@misswired You were just in this area, you say? That explains the difficult-to-remove stains.

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Una’s, Victoria St, Darlinghurst. Ginger beer. Paprika chicken en route. Window seat. Gentle rain. Much WIN.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: When I pet a goat, I always imagine it’s Shannen Doherty

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“Petting zoo goats are like stuck-up celebrities with horns.” http://is.gd/d3uP

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@RickyMaveety Alas I’m not nearly celever enough to have written the witty blog at http://is.gd/bbMv

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I’ve just been brought a fresh lemon tart and a coffee. WIN.

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@joshnunn “An understanding of classroom dynamics and teacher responsibilities”? No, but I can bring a gun.

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@joshnunn To the Behaviour Code table I bring a most perfect set of moral and ethical standards. [bows]

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So, not only is there a previously-unknown Exchange server, there’s a previously-unknown remote user. This is complicatederer.

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RT @Bruff: IW Distribution sell the Nabaztag/Tag in Oz. I know - I have one. http://iwdistribution.co… [I love you, Twitter!]

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@joshnunn Your work has a Behaviour Code booklet? They should’ve gotten ME to write it!

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@lebard Santa has boomers? Ballistic missile nuclear submarines? Shit, I hope everyone’s been nice, not naughty, or we’re fucked!

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RT @BradyJacobson: Created a monster. M(6) is now attempting to remove more teeth in order to score more cash from the tooth fairy.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The tiara is inspiring, yes, as was our exchange of French this morning.

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Mobile. Enmore Rd / King St / 1200 Darlinghurst / ad lib. Gotta write my goddam Christmas Message, though I do know the overall theme.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: RT @Pollytics: Tough demographic choices for The Greens http://is.gd/dcVZ Good analysis as usual

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: @stilgherrian *writes on you “I am Conroy’s bitch”* [Yay! My Christmas Fantasy fulfilled!]

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve not only forgotten your last tweet, but every other tweet in the history of the world. I am a blank page: write on me.

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@MargaretSimons You can message the police’s “victim” directly at @nickhac, he may be awake by now. ;) http://is.gd/dcON

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@Colgo I’m in ur bell curves, destroyin’ ur averages. ;)

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je me demande si les gens sont ennuyés avec nous encore.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Нет, другая песня! “Все то, что она говорит, движутся через мою голову.”

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Oh, I’ll announce the time for “His Benevolence Stilgherrian’s Christmas Message” later today. http://is.gd/cCAT In about 6 hours or so.

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Into writing mode for the next couple of hours. Not that I’m in the mood, but this HAS to be written.

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@coljac Rainbow lorikeets, yes. We’ve lived near a colony of them for several years and know their different calls.

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@Darcy1968 Heh! I keep forgetting about the seagull avatar. It does give a certain spin to what I say. Maybe I should go back to the sheep.

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Hmmm. Lorikeets just did the return-to-tree call they usually do 10 mins before rain, but nothing showing on the radar. Who’ll be right?

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@spinopsys I suspect Dept is OK, it’s the portfolio that’s poisoned. TV licensing, the Internet etc all have bad political history.

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Dear New Twitterfollowers, I’m very bad at checking you all out, but I do see every @reply and respond where I can.

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Maybe my Twitter profile should reflect a more reality-based existence. Still, there IS a link to my website.

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@ssharwood That Qantas Airbus A380 is a LOT quieter than the ratty old Boeing 747s that stream over us every morning!

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Wed plan: Finish proposal, approved today for Jan work; write Christmas Message; 1200 client Darlinghurst; lotsa errands; record Message.

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@jeffsonstein The sad thing is, he is by far the best of our last three Ministers for Communications. It’s a poison chalice.

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@jeffsonstein Senator Conroy? Talk to him? That supposes the stubborn cunt actually LISTENS to anyone!

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@kdelarue Rubbish! THIS IS THE FINEST SONG IN THE HISTORY OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE! http://is.gd/4hlv White linen suits FTW!

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@jeffsonstein The problem is “P2P” is associated with “illegal file sharing” in politicians’ minds, not “people communicatin directly”.

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Je suis sur la chasse, je suis après vous. Comme l’odeur, je parle, je suis perdu dans la foule. Et je suis affamé comme le loup.

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RT @earleyedition: What dashboard widgets should the Myer 24” iMac have? don’t need login to install them :)

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@nickhac @bronwen Nick, I see that Margaret Simons has picked up your little problem at Crikey Blogs. http://is.gd/dc9x

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@einspruch Google Translate provides a much better back-translation. ;)

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“Conroy delays ISP trial of Internet content filters” Pushed back until at least mid-Jan. http://is.gd/dc04

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Emerges. Êtes-vous sûr de vouloir faire cela? Pensez-vous qu’il est sécuritaire? Va-t-il pas blessé?

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I will post in the morning when the Christmas Message will actually be broadcast on teh internetz. [exit]

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Home. Big day tomorrow. Projects to stabilise before the holidays, and a Christmas Message to write and film, ready for Christmas Day.

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Is “correcting your grammar” a euphemism?

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OH: I threw up before the game, I don’t know what I had. I played for 80 mins. I was all over the place.

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The Duke, Enmore Rd.

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ROFPMSL!!1! @SnarkyPlatypus just said he was “tolerant”!

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Dear wanker in King St, a ute does not need a spoiler. Not even a red ute.

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