Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 26th, 2008

I mentioned the nuke-your-city mashup the other day, but the rest of this post is… irresistibly… something. http://is.gd/d62Y

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RT @ApostrophePong: SMH Photos of the year http://tinyurl.com/4f559p [Hope there’s nothing to photograph in the next 5 days.]

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Swedish town Halmstad to be warned by fires of the crematorium. http://is.gd/dwvm

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@middleclassgirl Oh, I only allow intelligent transvestites in the house. Saves a LOT of trouble later.

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@jeffjarvis A lovely well-deserved rant about links, and not linking being “a danger to journalism”. http://is.gd/da1d Well said, Sir!

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@trib Run scanpst.exe to fix any errors. Maybe .pst file is just corrupt. Also if original .pst not accessible Outlook just starts another.

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@wraptinweb As someone asked once, “The rest of our guests are late, so we can’t have pre-dinner drinks yet. So pre-drink drinks?”

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I suspect the phrase “greased pig” isn’t used as much as it deserves to be.

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@wraptinweb Bah! It’s Firefox’s fault. Or yours. http://santasm.net is a masterpiece. Wrong, totally wrong, but a masterpiece! Mwhuahahaha!

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@kcarruthers Janet Albrechtson has a POINT? What? Are you MAD? Albrechtson’s only purpose will become obvious as landfill prices rise.

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Yum cha has been booked for Sunday at 1300. Those affected by this news, you know who you are. Movie is booked too.

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@BZB A Grey Goose is an excellent idea, but maybe after this Kilkenny that I’m having with lunch.

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At Kelly’s On King, scene of the crime, with @ApostrophePong. Lunch has been ordered. It’s Christmas, so Reef & Beef FTW!

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Mobile. @ApostrophePong and I are on the loose, in search of lunch. We shall loosely be loose on Newtown. Loose as a Goose?

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I think the next Robert Ludlam thriller will be “The Yum Cha Consensus”. Why is picking a restaurant so hard?

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There will be a competition to Gname the Gnome too!

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@kcarruthers We DID shopping. I have a ceramic female gnome with large breasts, and a firbe-optic illuminated plastic flower.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: I think of Beyonce’s arse.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: I am perfectly straight all the time. [Yeah, for some real fucked-up value of “perfectly”.]

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WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NOTHING TO DRINK IN THIS HOUSE? DO YOU PLAN TO FORCE ME TO HAVE BREAKFAST INSTEAD?

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RT @josh909: Dear everyone in my street on Optus cable. I have 2 days to use 15GB. Pls stop downloading donkey p0rn so i can get on with it.

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@middleclassgirl @SnarkyPlatypus And of course they can save a HUNDRED percent by not buying any of the crap they don’t need AT ALL!

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@SnarkyPlatypus Please read and reply to all of your DMs, you lazy monotreme!

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@TweetDeck Love that you finally have spelling checking. Wondering why your typography continues to be so… average.

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“Google to launch a new search engine that will question the cultural validity of people’s enquiries.” http://is.gd/duOm

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“Christmas ruined as Sarah Palin shoots Rudolph” http://is.gd/cYaU

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Just discovered NewsBuiscuit! “Children ‘getting over-excited’ about going to church on Christmas morning”: http://is.gd/d6pz

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RT @theinquisitr: “Internet Surpasses Newspapers as News Source, Ties with Television” - http://tinyurl.com/8n87zx

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@lelak “Oh dear. Eartha Kitt and Harold Pinter both.” Yeah, exactly, they make truly weird-arsed pr0n in Heaven. ;) God’s casting couch….

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@mpesce Agreed. But there is no codeine. Panafen is cheap, has both codeine and ibuprofin, but we have none left in stock FTL. [sulks]

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Meanwhile @ApostropePong re-edits that Christmas Message for teh archives, goes slowly mad.

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@mpesce It was, indeed, the Christmas Message, carrying the lighting equipment bag home again afterwards.

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No.. No codeine. FAIL! There is ibuprofin, it will have to do.

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Emerges. In pain… No, not a post-Christmas Hangover (I wish!), but my shoulder’s out. No chiropractor today either. Oh well, codeine FTW!

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@ApostrophePong I don’t know how you could forget chilli! Tub waan aroi maak! Tub waan FTW! ตับหวาน!

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For those who don’t read Thai, we refer to Tub Waan (ตับหวาน), proven cure to all the world’s ills. All. http://is.gd/dBSE He forgot chilli.

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@ApostrophePong Your ตับหวาน recipe is defective.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Morning music for the hungover. Meatloaf, wolf references, pretentious opening. What more do you want? http://is.gd/dBMJ

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@ApostrophePong ตับหวาน! ตับหวาน! ตับหวาน! ตับหวาน! ตับหวาน! ตับหวาน! ตับหวาน! ตับหวาน! ตับหวาน! ตับหวาน! ตับ

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No, stupid spamcard, if I want to “Grow your manhood to 10 inches in 2009” I don’t want it to look like a Christmas Tree FFS.

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@misswired You forget that we were already there when you arrived. 4 or 5 hours before you arrived.

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@ApostrophePong Someone said “pineapple” yesterday too. There should be pineapple. Hello and how is your head?

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You know the day’s off to a good start when you have to tell someone to fuck off before 0900. Doubleplusgood if it’s two people.

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Oh Dear God I TRIED to prevent this! I TOLD the barman we’d had enough that he had to cut us off. But he refused and then there is @ceibner.

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@hopeinhell Meatloaf? Yes, I remember Meatloaf. And… was there tequila? The Internet tells me there was tequila. And German backpackers.

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Oh Jesus Mary Mother of God do not tell me that there’s almost no coffee left this is what led us inevitably to the Nuremberg Trials.

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Emerges. And so this is Hell.

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My Twitterstream is one of the reasons Senator Cnutroy wants to prevent anything from happening on the Internet ever. He must die.

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We have escaped. We are home. I have no idea what @ceibner and @misswired and @greymatter78 and random German backpackers are doing.

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So I tell the barman we’ve had too much to drink cut us ofme and he says no you’re fine and @ceibner has ordered tequila for all oh fuck.

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More Meatloaf, and pool and people are dancing to Meatloaf. Including my boyfriend. Anyone know a good divorce lawyer?

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So @ceibner has control of the jukebox and it’s Meatloaf’s “Bat Out of Hell”. It descends…

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@josh909 Uhoh we have summoned people to Kelly’s via Twitter.l Too easy.

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@trib OK, Outlook is not Outlook Express. Have you solve teh mysteriez of .dbx filesz?

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@SnarkyPlatypus One does not need drinks to appreciate the True Wondrousness of Tom Jones.

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Note on Kelly’s Quietness: We’re still getting table service DOWNSTAIRS at 8.30pm on a Friday. No sign of karaoke, Thank Fucking God.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well @misswired and @dancingman are on their way here, and I’m pulling Tom JOnes videos off YouTube… no karaoke.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I would plan on gym being in the afternoon tomorrow. Just sayin’.

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@dizzystuff That perky young blonde barmaid at Kelly’s thinks you are teh hotness. Just sayin’.

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@misswired I have a Flickr Pro account but have uploaded ONE photo EVA! But, I have teh internets and a whole lot of love.

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@ApostrophePong Why are we tweeting each other across the table? Oh, yeah. “Naked conversations”. Welcome to teh futurez!

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@ApostrophePong Indeed, this is (so far) an extremely quiet night for Kelly’s. Shall we ask people to join us?

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Just played over the pub video jukebox: Sir Thomas John Woodward OBE http://is.gd/dx73 singing an awesome song! http://is.gd/dx75

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THIS FUCKING MEAT RAFFLE IS RIGGED!

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Regular Friday meat raffle at Kelly’s On King: numbers low; we have a squillion tickets; chances good; may The Meaty Goddess smile upon us.

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Why does everyone see @ApostrophePong’s relationship with me as some kind of endurance test? “Survivor Stilgherrian”.

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“On couriermail.com.au: “Mobile phone seizure an ‘abuse of police powers’” http://is.gd/dwQd @nickhac please note!

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@grum Leo Laporte I am less interested in.

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@grum Well if Stickam is full of teen boobs then I know it comes with your highest recommendation. ;) I shall investigate further.

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@zzap No, it wasn’t Stickcam, but I will experiment will all of them through January.

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@Dianne_ Whether it’s “special” I don’t know, but yes you are missing out on something. :) http://is.gd/dwLV

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@grum What was that video streaming site you suggested I try instead of Ustream.tv?

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Amazed that @ApostrophePong is editing video while we’re in the pub. Is there nothing you can’t do these days?

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Since when has it been after 6pm at this time of day?

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@barrysaunders And will that technique pick up the favourited songs on the fly for all the punters? If so, we have WIN!

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Uploading “His Benevolence Stilgherrian’s Christmas Message”, 30 mins to go. Then it encodes, ETA unknown. It shan’t be long now, my petals.

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@martinmiles By “decent” I guess you mean wrt Bronwyn Bishop photos? I mean high-resolution with shoulder pads.

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@barrysaunders @misswired @ApostrophePong What we need is a way of sequencing YouTube videos for everyone on the fly. Any devs up for that?

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Yay! I got the Christmas Message video down to 187MB or so. Time to upload!

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RT @viveka: In this town there is a shop that says Computers, Hydroponics, Op-shop, Pizza. All in one shop - finally!

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@comedy_nerd Oh I am beyond such categories as “good” and “bad”! There is only the purity of the music! http://is.gd/dCyn

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Also, Bach’s first task when visiting any town was to get INSIDE the church organ. He was a musitech geek. He would be IN Kraftwerk today.

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@viveka It is glorious to read the sheet music of Bach’s Sonatas and Partitas while they’re being played.

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CORRECTION: After Bach, there are only two possible routes, and they are the same. First http://is.gd/dCrZ then http://is.gd/dCv6 [link fix]

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ACTUALLY I LIE! After Bach, there are only two possible routes, and they are the same. First http://is.gd/dCrZ then http://is.gd/dCsO

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RT @comedy_nerd: I have Switched On Bach, and I’m not afraid to play it!

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@SnarkyPlatypus No, not quite. Bach in fact conceived, constructed and programmed the TARDIS.

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Bach dismantles the very fabric of the universe itself, lays out its chords in time and examines the notes individually, like a dissection.

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Yes, that’s right! I have Bach and I’m not afraid to play it! And if you do not understand then you just do not understand. Fools.

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@ApostrophePong Maybe that isn’t the best piece of music ever.maybe this is. Truly. http://is.gd/dCnh

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@deanlk @StuartLivesey @SnarkyPlatypus @comedy_nerd I was going to post a pic of Bishop, make a joke about transvestives for @ApostrophePong

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@ApostrophePong And that second Dead Can Dance clip http://tinyurl.com/7uqlzq is the Saltarello! THE dance hit of 1152! http://is.gd/dCld

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RT @ApostrophePong: RT @Vanalli: The greatest song ever recordred. http://tinyurl.com/pkfo7 [Now seeing if I agree with him. Watch with me.]

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Why is it so hard to find a decent photograph of Bronwyn Bishop?

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@mpesce Sonseed’s song is teh awesome! 1.7 million views is nowhere near enough! “Jesus came and found me / and he touched me down inside”!

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@mpesce Today’s forecast for Sydney: A few afternoon and evening showers and thunderstorms. Yay!

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@ApostrophePong Is your new avatar a real woman or a ladyboy? My money is on “ladyboy”.

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And there is only one logical choice for following The KLF! http://is.gd/dmmU

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@ApostrophePong I think we need something simple to break our fast, then I can go to the gym whie you scoff Isarn food.

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@JonoH Oh yes, the morning after the night before the smell of poo reflects the overall goodness of the night out.

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@seancarmody Nah The Radioators were wimps. ;) We need a song that’ll get the blood going! http://is.gd/dC4l

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@seancarmody @SnarkyPlatypus Nah here you go! A shame this clip isn’t encoded with louder music: http://is.gd/dC1Z

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Waking up to Twitter is like the world’s biggest sleepover / slumber party, but without the queue for the bathroom.

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@firstdogonmoon Thankfully we have milk. And some coffee. And pop music. And class. And a knife.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Right. No Meatloaf in this clip. And no Nik Kershaw. Just pure goodness.http://is.gd/dBUO

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RT @ApostrophePong: “There are at least 4 different kinds of basil.” Six, including Basil Fawlty and Basil Brush.

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