Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 27th, 2008

@firstdogonmoon BTW, have you just created a monstrous albatross for yourself?

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@firstdogonmoon Thank you, Mr Sweetness and Light, the new version of the avatar is smashing. And the fondling was just perfection itself.

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@ApostrophePong I can’t do ur @firstdogonmoon avatar ‘cos it’s too small in the lame iPhone pic. Have I mentioned that iPhone camera sucks?

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@CarmaSez If you are a fellow Czar then I must perforce follow you.

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is proud of his new @firstdogonmoon avatar, and waits for a better version rather than a crappy iPhoney camera version. ;)

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Hang on, I’ll get a cloth.

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The codeine is starting to do it’s work. @SnarkyPlatypus’ haircut is in progress. The world will soon be safe again.

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@firstdogonmoon Thanks for including me on your hand knitted twitter aggregator and diy electronic whiteboard. http://twitpic.com/ww3y

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@misswired Have you found all mx photos in your camera yet?

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@mpesce These anarchic hyperconnected self-oganising musical activities are dangerous and must be stopped!

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@HappySinger Thank you, yes, Sonseed’s song is indeed very, very special1 http://is.gd/dmmU ;)

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Departing for the gym, where @SnarkyPlatypus will be…oh I couldn’t be botherred making sense out of that sentence.

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Whoever thought of putting sardines and chilli in the same can deserves a knighthood.

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@barrysaunders Audio was just off the built-in mic on the MacBook Pro as we had Microphone Cable Failage™.

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@barrysaunders The camera is a JVC GZ-HD6, the only sub-$2k HD camera with 3CCD sensors. 120GB HDD & micro-SD.

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My flowers are moar betteror than his though.

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Watching a Christmas Message even better than mine: Channel 4’s by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad http://bit.ly/BvNZ Hat-tip @neerav.

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@SnarkyPlatypus How can you have prawn buns BEFORE the coffee and Piracetam?

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Turkish bread with chilli dip for breakfast FTW! Do not over-eat, ‘cos @SnarkyPlatypus’ Hungry Hungry Hippo will need feeding later.

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Could I be bothered re-coding “His Benevolence Stilgherrian’s Christmas Message” to fix the interlacing problem? http://is.gd/dGbJ

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There! I’ve started the day with appropriate music. All will be well from here on. http://is.gd/4hlv More codeine helped too.

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@seancarmody Fear not, Gentle Roach! I would never nuke a Roach who was drawn by @firstdogonmoon!

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@ApostrophePong Hmmm… Yes, getting someone in to nuke to cockroaches as a possibility too.

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@garthk And also, thank you muchly for the Fail Whale mug. It features in my Christmas Message.

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@garthk Oh we’re just using the indoor bomb-it-yourself cockroach bombs, but on second thoughts maybe we should get the professionals.

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Sun plan: quiet morning reading etc; various reprobates to 1300 yum cha / drinks / 1600 movie “Frost/Nixon” as our cockroaches are nuked.

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And since when did I pass 14,000 tweets and why was I not told? Where was the special recognition? Pricks.

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RT @NathanaelB [Conroy] is easily recognisable. He’s like the eager, talkative kid in IT class at school who has absolutely no fucking idea.

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@monkeytypist That said, yes, “Je pense qeu non” is probably a mora betteror translation. With that in mind, I shall now feed the cats.

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@monkeytypist Sorry? Are you suggesting you know better than Google? I think you need to reconsider your position, Young Man!

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@NathanaelB Yes, I see that your recognised Sen Conroy, now that I read a little more of The Vast Twitterstream.

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@NathanaelB Your avatar pic is currently Senator Stephen Conroy, not John Winston Howard. Just for the record… ;)

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Emerges. On dirait aujourd’hui sera clair et ensoleillé. Il est dimanche. Coincidence? Je pense qu’il ne l’est pas.

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Midnight, I have become empumpkined. [exit]

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@Froosh Using http://search.twitter.co… advanced search you can dig back as far as you want.

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It’s finally online! The final edited video of “His Benevolence Stilgherrian’s Christmas Message” http://is.gd/dGbJ

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@seancarmody Actually my first post to my current website featured cockroaches. http://is.gd/dFHY

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@seancarmody The cockroach? Um, we voted him out at the federal election last year!

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@seancarmody That’s OK, you can ask me about animals if you like. I will even answer. You may not like the answer though. Few do.

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RT to fix link: This is certainly a lifestyle I could aspire to! http://bit.ly/Z5SQ

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@firstdogonmoon Doing requests… Yes, I started that way and look what happened.

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@mpesce Yes, “How It Works… The Computer” is wonderful. And completely scientificalistic! http://is.gd/dwWQ

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@kcarruthers I am not responsible for your cravings. You are your own creature.

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@neerav Oh this is certainly a lifestyle I could aspire to! http://bit.ly/Z5S

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Is sitting in bed at 1845 on a Saturday re-coding video decadent? Yes, it probably is. Excellent. Shall I pour another wine? Why thank you!

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@FortuneGrey Glad that our Vasttwitterconspiracy is assisting you. ;)

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Walking home just after a thunderstorm is delightful.

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@firstdogonmoon WTF? Oh, hang on, I mis-read. “Animus”. Got it. As you were.

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Not sure. What’s a moofie these days? Yum cha plus a few drinks in between. Can’t do sums on Saturday. :/

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@firstdogonmoon Well done. Under Australian law you are now a creator and distributoror of child abuse material. http://twitpic.com/wxsf

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What’s that advertising slogan again? “Campari. It’s a faggy wog thing.”

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Not Santtarium, no, but I have a special arrangement with Ian Thorpe.

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@mpesce @NathanaelB “The Trouble with Campari” was written by who again? Not Ludlam.

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Gosh, all these new Twitterfollowers! Was it something I said, or is it just bored Americans eager to appreciate my natural goodness?

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Lightning in Enmore.

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@firstdogonmoon Oh you’re master of your own destiny, Sir! Draw what you will! Tho people should read ur Xmas Spectacular. http://is.gd/crVv

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@mpesce RT @firstdogonmoon: Handknitted firstdogonthemoon avatars only $5652.00 includes postage and fondling.

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@wraptinweb Noooooooo! http://santasm.net is not “teen boobs”, but truly wond’rous nonetheless.

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This gym has beer taps and whiskey and Dreadlock Holiday. http://is.gd/dECG

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@middleclassgirl We do tweet across the table to each other, but now @ApostrophePong is at home and I’m “at the gym” with @SnarkyPlatypus.

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@wraptinweb That’s the second mention to me of teen boobs in 2 days. Is the world sending me some sort of message?

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@jeffsonstein We did test drive one of the army’s Leopard tanks, though, and they’re rather… loud.

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@jeffsonstein No the pilot was told to drop the plane like that. Commended. The ground crew chief and “wheel fell off”, though…

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RT @pixel8ted: “My first concert was seeing the Grateful Dead in 1988 at the Rosemont Horizon outside Chicago. We hit Denny’s after.” Bitch.

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@jeffsonstein Speaking of the F-111, best flying ever. http://is.gd/dKGp Wheel fell off, belly-landed. Pilot only qualified 2 weeks earlier.

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@jeffsonstein I am still annoyed that I left the ABC before I got down the queue for an F-111 flight.

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@jeffsonstein You and @SnarkyPlatypus just do not understand the phenomenon that is Tom Jones. Bah!

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Learning new Thai swear words from @ApostrophePong. I even know the correct tone for this one without asking!

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First concerts are usually quite… scary.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: I was fond of this 2008 J-pop song. The sample is kinda obvious ;) http://is.gd/dKzL

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@zbender Chang yet! Tub waan aroi maak maak! Yet! Phom baa baa maak!

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@facibus Sherbet, John Paul Young, Skyhooks, Supernaut… forget who else.

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@facibus Heh! Similarly in RockWiz mode, my first concert was a Countdown Special live from the Adelaide Festival Plaza…

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@ApostrophePong Oh YOU said that I-san City (Isaqrn City) is there the cute Thaiboys go, but I go for the Tub Waan! Truly. ตับหวาน! ตับหวาน!

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@zbender Oh there is no karaoke at I-San City. It’s set up like a Thai diner, tho, with Songsam rum by the litre.

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Goog God! I am the only person to have mentioned Tub Waan on Twitter. Eva! http://is.gd/dKw3

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@mpesce It’s a girl-band video: the ENTIRE POINT is to be exploitative! Exploiting vulnerable men into parting with their hard-earned Baht.

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@zbender @ApostrophePong Yes, we need do do a proper Isarn night out at Isarn City with litres of Sangsom! ตับหวาน!

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Can I just say at this point that YouTube’s recommendation system now has a very strange idea of what I should see next.

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@SnarkyPlatypus No, nothing is better than the breast wiggling in “Love is a Battlefield”. Nothing. http://is.gd/dKte

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@ApostrophePong “It’s really something being a blonde Asian.” Yes. It is. PS your mohawk needs re-bleaching kthxbai.

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What’s most important is that the Girly Berry video has gratuitous breast-wiggling. It’s rather special. http://tinyurl.com/8x7dco

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@ApostrophePong Is Thailand constitutionally incapable of releasing a music video WITHOUT it being karaoke-equipped?

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@trib Oh it all began yesterday when @firstdogonmoon posted this tweet http://is.gd/dKop and we begged and begged and begged. And pleaded.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oi! Platypus! What’s the name of that Thai girl-band CD we got you? “Berry” seems to sound right… but no.

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@mpesce I’ll have you know, Sir, we managed to produce that video without a single gratuitous spinning thingy transition!

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