Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 22nd, 2009

Since when has salmon fillet been acceptable left-wing food? Fish farms, people!

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THERE’S ANTLERS!

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@a_makohon I’m happy to receive offers from 3rd party vendors if they’re cute, put out and have a reliable meth dealer.

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I have departed Double Bay for the pleasures of Surry Hills. Well, @newmatilda’s idea of pleasure, which is probably lesbian Marxist poetry.

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How would I define manliness, @DDsD? Much like this, I think. http://bit.ly/1JW7ka

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Hah! “A Series of Tubes” has me doing a pause and “I’ll start that again…” take 2. [smirks] http://bit.ly/8bfJEg

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Suggestions so far: self respect, sanity, taxi fare, virginity. Plus a new phrase just entered my world: “sun ripened cleavage”. Goodness.

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OMFG I’m still in Double Day and evening is falling. I fear for my… what’s the right word?

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Please add the word “that” to my previous tweet. In an appropriate location.

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@grum “Dignity”? You’ll have to ask @SnarkyPlatypus about, I’ve outsourced it to him.

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@DDsD Manliness is not just about quantity or size.

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@grum I think it’s best if I don’t comment upon your reply. I want to, but I have self control.

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@grum You assign a gender to your computer?

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Ah! The final “A Series of Tubes” podcast has Cisco on security and me on the NBN and the filter. http://bit.ly/8bfJEg Ta, @R_Chirgwin.

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In response to the most recent unanswered questions… No, but I should. No. Yes. Yes, I think you’re probably right, but what does it mean?

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@aqualung Politics has machines and processes too, yet many anti-filter geeks seem unable or unwilling to learn them.

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@aqualung Gosh, there’s LOT around about strategic management and crafting political strategies. Fewer geeks, more politicians for a start.

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@a_makohon Your shared interest in 70yo Jewish princesses intrigues me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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@crispin_harris Ah these are good clients, occasional little no-drama jobs. I will survive without something rootable. For now.

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RT @yin_yin: destroyed some roach eggs, little fuckers wont go near my pantry now. [Is that code for something?]

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I am listening to INXS in Double Bay. Somehow it feels right.

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@Reemski I was in Double Bay when I made that comment, en route to a client in Bellevue Hill. I am now done. Victory is mine.

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The Rootability Index is depressingly low over here. Unless I switch to 70yo old Jewish princesses in leopard print blouses and bling.

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Right. Time to go get this client’s Internets sorted out. This should be easy enough, he says confidently.

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@aqualung Those wishing to fight the filter need simply to take a strategic approach and all will follow from there.

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@Nickhodge Yeah, “Feeds”, the “authentic voice of Microsoft customers”. * Feeds reserves the right to reject any content.

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@franksting For me, Fitness First’s name crops up too many times in connection with people unable to stop being billed, even when dead.

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@jeamland Yes, Sanderson does just ignore questions or refutations, then verbals, then says you’re wrong ‘cos you believe X when you don’t.

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Someone ought to tell Microsoft’s “social media marketing” agency (again) that I’ll respond poorly to their pitches from LA (again).

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@NewtonMark While I haven’t rolled the numbers, it feels like Pravda and Sanderson have upped the personal attacks rather than logic, too.

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I do really hope people notice I fixed the spelling of “Josh Mehlman” and RT the correct version now… Sigh.

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@vealmince Sorry for mis-typing your name. I’ve fixed it, but the now-deleted version is being RTd. Piss, pool etc.

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“Filter opponents: change tactics or fail” by Josh Mehlman @vealmince) http://bit.ly/7LCYy6 He’s right, too.

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@NewtonMark I see @veritypravda says the bullying of you through the IIA was a “myth”. Funny. http://bit.ly/5RfmsT

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In answer to the many questions, I’m on my slow way to a client in Bellevue Hill. It seems a nice day for a walk and, um, refreshing drink.

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I descend into Double Bay. Stand by.

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Edgecliff food court is full of non-commital Christmas carols and botox sipping tea. A Terry Gilliam out-take.

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I haven’t stabbed anyone yet.

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That was really crap haiku, but it was a reall crap t-shirt.

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@jasonlangenauer Your son is too fat / to wear that tie-dyed t-shirt / on this summer’s day.

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Please do not allow these toads to eat the Moon. Please.

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RocKwiz at Enmore Theatre 20 & 21 March, first date already sold out.

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; King St errand(s); Newtown station; Town Hall station; CBD errand(s); Edgecliff station; Bellevue Hill client by 1630.

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I haven’t actually listened to that podcast yet. I just figured there might be some interest. Or not.

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“Conroy explains his net censorship regime” @bengrubb podcast also @NewtonMark & me. http://bit.ly/8EMJ5R

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Look, @smperris @renailemay, I think finding me in your media clippings makes your day special!

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Hah! Yes, we DO need the Web 2.0 Suicide Machine! http://bit.ly/5aLtCV HT @BiteTheDust and no, it wouldn’t be “filtered”.

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@Wyld Actually I’m about to drop caffeine from my diet almost completely.

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Plan change: Heading home ‘cos I need the bandwidth.

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@IainFergo In English, the plural of ibis is either ibis or ibises. I assume I’m speaking English.

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I do not judge you by your brand of coffee. I just you because you think coffee brands are SO important.

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Catching up on email while sitting on a bench on Hyde Park. The ibises have quite wisely kept their distance.

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Exactly, @SnarkyPlatypus @riayn! Mutant ibises with vicious curved beaks impaling innocent creatures of every species!

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@SnarkyPlatypus “If the ibises ate the pigeons” is a great movie plot. Well, maybe sub-plot.

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@posty I think my entire life is a page of YouTube comments.

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@gga Oh I like the possums, yes. And the bats. Especially the bats.

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RT @jason_a_w: I actually found Barnaby’s piece refreshing. Odd, but refreshing. [Me too, actually.]

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The Platypus is right. Those antlers are beguiling. They beguile me now. Extensively.

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Hyde Park makes me slightly less stabby. Slightly. Except for the ibises. Itinerant trash-eating ibises make me stabby. And pigeons.

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That woman’s whiney Hong Kong accent is making me stabby.

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Not finding many fans of Senator Joyce’s writing style. Still, I’m sure he means well. [nods]

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; Newtown station; Town Hall station; Oxford St; 0900 medico.

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@gusworldau I wonder if there’s an ISO locale code for Strine?

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I’m not quite sure what to make of Senator Joyce’s piece at The Drum. What say you? http://bit.ly/62OSna

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@gusworldau “Translating WordPress” has all you need, I reckon. http://bit.ly/couY1 A Strine version would be wonderful.

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Wed plan: 0900 doctor Darlinghurst (routine); client webby work in SEKRIT CBD eyrie; Newtown lunch & errands; PM desk; gym & dinner.

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So @franksting @gusworldau, contribute an en-AU localisation file for WordPress! Money, mouth etc.

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I am now going to evaporate. [exit]

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Getting sick of people who expect others to work for no money because their project is “cool”. Landlords don’t accept “cool” as rent.

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OH: “Oh I hate dolphins, they’re disgusting creatures.”

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@a_makohon I have no idea what you’re talking about, and neither does my parole officer.

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