Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 24th, 2009

@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Il n’est jamais trop tard pour une interprétation magnifique de cette chanson classique. http://bit.ly/4KabxL

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“It’s a nightmare!” Mass panic! Hysteria! This is a SERIOUS threat to public order! http://bit.ly/5OtQJw

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I believe @KevinRuddPM has delivered the Universe’s Blandest Christmas Message in the History of Everything. http://bit.ly/7sHAE3

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Emerges. So, this is Christmas… http://bit.ly/4XAxsS

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While you’re at it, Paul McDermott’s AFI-winning short “The Girl Who Swallowed Bees” http://bit.ly/4v51qe

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I particularly like “Use your guessimate for measuring”.

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And here is @ApostrophePong’s recipe for red curry roast duck, with cat. http://bit.ly/4zPWFj

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Just watched “John Safran: The Lost Pilot” on ABC iView. Fucking magnificent. You have 23 hours before is disappears. http://bit.ly/5nHf83

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@buggyBY Oh, “HT” is just “hat-tip”, to credit something to a source or inspiration or first mention.

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Freaking out @ApostrophePong somewhat by singing along to this. http://bit.ly/7BxhaZ

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Yeah, this video pretty much explains everything about the last hour. http://bit.ly/6HnVOZ HT @Nickhodge

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And now @ApostrophePong and the duck are making squelching sounds. Squelch squelch squelch, they go.

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GIANT INFLATABLE MICROPHONE FTW!

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@andrewdotnich Thank you. That version is moar betteror than anything ever, like ever. http://bit.ly/781ksj

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OH: “I like the joy of pounding too.”

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Pounding. Pounding HARD.

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This duck is about to get a bit of a surprise.

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Roasting spices, chopping herbs.

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Oh dear. I seem to have said something divisive. How unusual.

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Isn’t Van Halen’s “Jump” just THE best musical arrangement in the history of the Universe?

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@paulkidd Does transcendental meditation require wearing a rainbow wig and drinking gallons of Bundy & Coke?

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Oh @ApostrophePong is coming up with TV program pitches. Like, “Dykes of Hazzard”.

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“Full om flat out 7 nights a week.”

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Advertising as “Brisbane’s #1 Student Backpacker Party Bar” is… fair warning?

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Now what did @ApostrophePong say that brunch was? Fermented tofu with tuna and chilli? It’s a different colour now. Quite different.

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I suppose I should complete my errands. Back out into the sweaty afternoon I go!

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@SnarkyPlatypus My narwhal should have TWO pairs of antlers so I could look cool like this! http://bit.ly/59nDDr

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oddly, I thought this narwhal looked a bit like a trident too. I am not unhappy with that, however.

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@seancarmody A detour via Ashfield is not gratuitous. Have a Croc Lager at the Crocodile Farm Hotel, then buy fish or dumplings for dinner.

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Dead animal acquisition complete! It is a duckling.

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That 80yo woman is wearing a Little Miss Naughty t-shirt. Mrrrroowwwlll!

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Mobile with @ApostrophePong: Enmore Rd; various to Marrickville; search for dead animals to roast, and other errands.

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Tada! I am now MOAR FESTIVE!

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@CathieTranent Oh that IS a suitably antler’d narwhal. http://tinyurl.com/yely9… Ta, will try to upload later.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I was going to put antlers on the narwhal but it’s all too hard.

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Oh. I was going to change my avatar to something suitably festive, but Twitter won’t let me ‘cos it’s stressed. Poor thing.

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Or, if you prefer, the decade in news photos, also from @big_picture http://bit.ly/89bKbb

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So, I bloody well Google “that word” and, sure enough, I am mentioned in result #2 of just 3. I HATE YOU, INTERNETS!

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And @rod3000, the weird thing about the snorkeling is that I have a deep phobia of the water and can barely swim.

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@nwjerseyliz And Merry Christmas to you too! That video s just bit of self-indulgence, but the text is online there too.

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@SamSchuman Mind you, a lot of last year’s was farting about with props and a location shoot, and editing took ages ‘cos of a fault.

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@SamSchuman 3 hours to write, 2 to rehearse and record, 2 or 3 to edit and encode for the Internet. Well, unless I changes the style.

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Alas @SamSchuman, to write, record and edit a Christmas Message would, if I started now, fill the entire day. A problem.

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@ashugg Unexpectedly-oversized poultry can ruin well-planned festivities. IT MUST BE PREVENTED! http://bit.ly/5OtQJw

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I probably should’ve recorded another Christmas Message like last year. http://bit.ly/6zrLp I still have the clothing and props.

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@RatbagsDotCom Ah yes. http://bit.ly/5vRAzC I did think of Mr Lennon’s song earlier, but not limes. I now see my mistake.

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@RatbagsDotCom Sorry? What have I done with respect to what? I am unsure of the context…

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Le Bake on Enmore Rd has been baking fresh bread this morning. We are now going to get some.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Non, ça ne sonne pas la même chose du tout! http://bit.ly/74qZAp Joyeux Noël, l’Ornithorynque Désordre!

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