Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 25th, 2009

@expectproblems I notice that the word “hangover” features prominently in your world these days. I have both sympathy and explanations.

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If I am a good little girl, I can have a special treat.

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Actually, if you ask nicely, I’ll show you on a diagram precisely where that special place is. Or on the nice dolly.

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Yes @SnarkyPlatypus, Mark Morford holds a special place on my must-read list. I link again. http://bit.ly/7YslrF

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@SnarkyPlatypus Dreaming of trains and tunnels? Well, yes. And how many new lines were there, exactly?

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“Kids steal all the love/attention/energy from wife, leaving man with nothing but XTube, golf and vodka.” http://bit.ly/7YslrF

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@WoollyMittens Ah, the Dutch! On the surface so quiet and rational, but underneath… nothing but excess! ;)

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oui. “Je me sens si vivant, je sens votre amour à l’intérieur. Juste un peu, un peu plus.” J’approuve votre stratégie!

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ou, si vous préférez, la même chose en français! La routine de danse est pleine de la victoire! http://bit.ly/8MDMJe

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@SnarkyPlatypus Comme toujours, je suis d’accord avec tout ce que vous dites. http://bit.ly/6MIdVV

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Actually those fighting Internet censorship should read it http://bit.ly/4RymD7 and @vealmince’s piece http://bit.ly/7LCYy6

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“Framing a poll”: Psychological research shows how easily we’re swayed. Well, some of us. http://bit.ly/4RymD7

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@SnarkyPlatypus La vie n’est pas ce qui est permis, mais ce que mai être atteints. Vive les benzodiazépines! Vive les barbituriques!

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@grum It may or may not be a public holiday in WA. It depends. http://bit.ly/67V1dJ

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@SnarkyPlatypus Est-ce un défi? J’aime les défis. Parfois, quand même. La mouette convient à mon humeur: ennuyeux, mais inévitable.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. La pluie est belle. Je veux juste continuer à dormir toute la journée! Et vous?

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Merry Christmas to everyone I missed yesterday too. I was more focussed on currawongs and a duck, and being a sloth. [waves]

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“The Physics of Space Battles” http://bit.ly/6b6xjV

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So @ApostrophePong we now have currawongs walking into the house and stealing things? At least they’re not bowerbirds.

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@firstdogonmoon Can you explain WHY you will be on Radio National? Is it some sort of penance?

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BTW, I decided NOT to do a Christmas Message after all. I’ve been thinking about Another Idea instead… Shhhh! SEKRITS! ;)

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@catri “Ling live the duck”? I think we should have told it that well before last night.

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C’est le temps du canard!

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Many of the mammals in this house are currently licking various parts of their bodies.

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Exercising Duck Patience.

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@firstdogonmoon I think the world needs to see your pretend reindeer antlers. The world has seen mine. http://bit.ly/4xBo8Y

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RT @jasonlangenauer: I know how that duck feels.

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Watching @ApostrophePong stab a duck with toothpicks. Viciously.

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Yes @rashasman, but of detailed programmatic specificity would be highly desirable. I shall endeavour to enhance the logisitical success.

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@leehopkins Alas, there is no vodka here. There is champagne, though, and some cheap wine.

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Hmmm… Except as I review the year’s news I’m in a more serious mood today, not the extravagant silliness of last year. Will this work?

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RT @Wyld: Moods are for altering. [There is much in what you say…]

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Well, I did a “Stilgherrian Live Christmas Special” last year, @kofeyh http://bit.ly/5HvB2J Not sure I’m in the mood this year.

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Hah! @leehopkins Well, it will be online in the early evening. I doubt I’ll do a “Stilgherrian Live” program though. Unless bribes appear.

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Hmmm… I have just convinced myself that I will actually do a Christmas Message. Because last year I said I would. http://bit.ly/6zrLp

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Important duck-roasting tips, @ApostrophePong http://bit.ly/750dmy Note boiling water tip, and skin-piercing.

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Oh! @SnarkyPlatypus is right! Project for the New American Century website is gone! http://bit.ly/EoCTp Background at http://bit.ly/g9edh

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AC/DC concert may be cancelled because their music poses a danger to curlews. http://bit.ly/6oZo72

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@JonoH Why does your “expensive Dutch oven” have a Danish flag on it? http://twitpic.com/v883m

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I dreamed I was moving into cool new offices near Sydney Opera House but had to share with Hillsong and the US-Australia Business Alliance.

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@EponyMowse I see Audioboo is iPhone-only. Even if I wanted ANOTHER social media/network for just one task… it does not help. Ta tho.

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RT @rod3000: Something wrong with society when dept stores open 9am on Boxing Day but you can’t get colonic irrigation anywhere.

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As it happens, my last six tweets are closely connected at a very deep level. You have been warned.

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Hmmm… I need a woman with a bit of a Pax Britannia RP accent to record a couple little voiceovers for me soon… Must start hunting.

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@theburgerman I don’t think “hate” is the verb @SnarkyPlatypus should use. “Despise” is MUCH better.

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