Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 13th, 2010

They have removed the “extra” fuel. Captain says we’re off soon. Random mid-Pacific toll here we come!

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A fake Twitter account? Well there you go. There’s the Coalition’s social media strategy right there, eh? Also, fix these fuel ‘kin gauges.

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Of course that’s assuming @TonyAbbottMHR isn’t the kind of disgusting little cunt who’d sanction torture. Is he?

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If @BronwynBishopMP actually advocated “aggressive interrogation” then I expect to arrive home to news of her resignation, @TonyAbbottMHR.

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@GumbyRoffo Not Qantas. Qantas needs fuel, so the engines explode properly. I am flying United. Like a horny duck. Without the duck.

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@tonybarrell In theory I’m going home to Sydney. In theory. $20 says we end up doing a stopover in New Caledonia.

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We’ve not taken off yet. Fuel gauge problem. We’re apparently offloading fuel now. 30 to 45 mins. I an reassured immensely.

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OK, Possums, see you on the right-hand side of the Pacific.¿<radio silence¿>

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Yes yes I’ve boarded the goddam aircraft.

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Julian Assange is on the cover of Forbes. I bought a copy to read on the plane. The guy in line behind me looked at me disapprovingly.

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How come there are no brothels at airports? They’d be a good money-spinner.

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Maybe the reason I have no problems at security and other people do is that I’m not the problem here.

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For those who asked, I did the pornoscanner. It’s like a glass phone booth with a cheerful Hispanic chap as your guide.

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So, you arsehats warning about the lines at security? I’m clear and have 90 mins to kill before boarding.

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Checked in. Upgraded to Premium Economy. Five inches does matter.

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Yes. At Civic Centre UN Plaza BART, with a ticket and a couple minutes to spare. Bonus.

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Has chatting with American Chris Lilley fans left me time to get the BART?

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“So, you come all the way to San Francisco to come to my dive bar in Chinatown?” “Yes, ma’am.”

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Some six dollar martinis are better than other six dollar martinis.

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Your just given me a great idea for a new ring tone. Indirectly.

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@mirthisse Ta for the tip, but there’s no time left for tours. Just dinner soon then the BART to the airport, methinks.

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@daev No, I did not go to Coit. Or anywhere even remotely close. There are limits to my sense of tragedy.

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In Nob Hill. Introspective.

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I have around 5 hours left to do things in San Francisco on this Sunday afternoon. It’s cloudy and 16C. Pondering options.

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“Patch Monday” podcast filed!

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I worked a little too closely to the microphone when recording my links. It’s hard to hear that I’m outside on a wharf.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je pense que vous avez besoin d’un point de vue différent du monde. Et vous?

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Sitting in one of those terrible Starbucks places with a hot chocolate, editing the “Patch Monday” podcast. With random seagull noises.

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Script written. I think I might record my links down Market St on the corner of Powell, so you can hear the cable cars. Or something.

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Typing too fast. I just wrote that @TurnbullMalcolm was the “opossum spokesperson”. That would be something different.

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I’ve checked out, and I’m now working at a small desk in the hotel foyer finishing the Patch Monday script. I wonder where I’ll record it…

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Sun (Mon) plan: Produce “Patch Monday” podcast, starting now; maybe some writing; last dinner in SFO; 8pm or so head to the airport.

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Trying to wake up.

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