Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 14th, 2011

Segment 3 of 4 recorded and mixed.

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RT @RatbagsDotCom: I’m always impressed when someone can clinch “clench”. [Oh well played!]

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I am pleased that I’ve been able to incorporate the word “clench” into segment 3.

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Segment 2 of 4 recorded. And I’m mixing as I go along.

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Segment 1 of 4 recorded.

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Oh yes, @SnarkyPlatypus, I’ve had to put a stronger peak limiter into the effects chain. And have another glass of wine.

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Getting a bit shouty.

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Stoking the fire, and then recording begins.

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@jonoabroad Yeah and I’ve got some words for you in the podcast n’all.

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OH: “Stop that. Stop that immediately or I’ll make you watch the koala video again.”

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The script is nearly finished. I’ll be able to start recording soon.

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@leslienassar @tommaynard Isn’t camp treachery what happens when one drag queens steals another’s frocks?

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@garthk “Dogs in Space. iView. Go now”? Twat. The whole point of iView is destroying the now. Have you even heard of internets?

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@vealmince @stryqx That joke’s already been done, chaps.

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@R_Chirgwin Also, I will do your WordPress upgrades later, so leave them alone. They’re almost always trouble-free, but I’ll do backups etc.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @R_Chirgwin Oh a very dignified pigeon indeed. Well, dove. Pigeons are kind of low-rent doves.

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@R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus Seriously, then, how about the wonderfully camouflaged slender-billed cuckoo dove? flic.kr/p/aRAcRv

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RT @R_Chirgwin: So, what do people think should be my Bunjaree “Bird of the Week” this week? [Bev Houghton (Abigail) from “Number 96”?]

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@retrogrrl @coliwilso You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

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Opening a bottle and finding my microphone and earbuds.

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Final flight of RAN Sea King helicopters tomorrow. Dep Nowra 0930, Sydney Heads 1020 then up Harbour, then arr Canberra 1145 or so.

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@BrentonHorsell @RealNickHodge This really isn’t the time to reveal that I worked with people whose daughter was a Truro murder victim.

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Wentworth Falls attained. Shopping done. Bunjaree Cottages reached. Arriving back to a warning fire is lovely in the cold of, um, December.

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Bus. I make it 6 passengers. Fare to Wentworth Falls is $2. A FORTUNE TO BE MADE HERE, PEOPLE!

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Well this is the only thing that looks like a bus stop, but it’s 5 minutes after the scheduled time. And there’s no signage.

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The venue, for those that were following, was the Garage Cafe, Leura.

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Oh. That train there would’ve been handy. An hour until the next one. The temperature just plummeted, and it’s about to rain.

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RT @jonoabroad: They could have been east end nukes - “Ricky leave it, he’s not worth it!” “Slag, stay out of this!” “boom” [Too right!]

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Australia should have so kept a few of those nukes handy for a rainy day. I’ve got a list, you know.

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RT @mpesce: @stilgherrian @RealNickHodge You had British nukes. [Exactly. Polite nukes. Nukes with a bit of fucking class!]

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RT @VenessaHunt: @stilgherrian what exactly is “sydney style”? [I’m not sure. I think it means they fold their pizzas in half.]

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Vegas? Vegas fuckin’ softcocks, @mpesce @RealNickHodge. South Aust has more bury-hooker desert that all of Nevada. We had out own nukes too.

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Oh gawd, @mpesce @RealNickHodge, what’s so ingenious about dismembering a body?

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@mpesce @RealNickHodge Oh, yeah, there’s something I need to talk to you about…

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OH, women of a certain age discussing the menu: “Expensive? I mean, it’s not exorbitant. And it’s really Sydney style.”

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Uhoh. People from my past read my website.

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“Most ethical journalist”, @RealNickHodge? Great. That’s like “most considerate rapist”. /cc @neerav

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The pizza is rather good, actually. But the second beer has still to manifest itself.

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Pizza arrives 1534.

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Party on, dudes!

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I can see I sent an email from this cafe at 1444. So I was here before that, to have written it. It’s now 1532. I’ve had one beer, no food.

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RT @monkeytypist: (nobody tell @stilgherrian about crepes) [They’re just anorexic pancakes. Pretentious anorexic pancakes.]

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RT @PointZeroOne: I can fold my salami ;) [Oh an Order of Fucking Australia for that man right there!]

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RT @AbrasiveTeapot: @stilgherrian you must be in Leura ? [Well spotted! You presumably know precisely where I am. I’ll name and shame soon.]

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I think I’ve just written a segment for “The 9pm Edict”. And I have two other segments already written. So, tonight…

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I suppose “folding in half” is being promoted as some sort of exotic European cooking technique. Fuck, you can’t fold pancakes! Or burgers!

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Calzone is folded pizza, @Nicholosophy? So my choices are pizza. Folded. Or unfolded. Pizza’s not real food, it’s for lazy drunks.

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To judge from this new menu, they continue making pizzas but the things in the pastas (e.g. meatballs) become calzone. Whatever that is.

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Magic! It’s 1505. Menu I was given was lunch. Expired 1500. I can’t order the pasta I just spent ages choosing. There’s now no pasta at all.

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At least I’ve got a menu now.

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@mishaketch Outrage? “Arsehat” is a good few steps down from what I might have called them. Plus they’re a fucking bank! Numbers matter.

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Those guys over there have only just sat down and they already have beers! I have yet to sight a menu! FFS!

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I need to pay by when, Westpac? Arsehats. flic.kr/p/aVapRX

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@jonoabroad Why do we have to make every place like every other place? OBVIOUSLY weed-sellers in Parramatta. Traditional. /cc @Snipergirl

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I wonder if there’s any danger of someone bringing me a menu.

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Malcolm Tucker was softcock.

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Better buy that furniture, people, or civil order will collapse! And make sure it’s a TINY piece of IMPORTED cheese or Communism!

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@6564828 Obviously, yes, because they’re the only two alternatives we have, right?

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RT @Snipergirl there is a swarovski outlet in parramatta westfield [Your ID says sniper, so please…]

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One cafe sells a “ploughman’s platter” (ploughmen carry platters?) so gourmet small the ploughman would have to eat his horse to last.

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So many nice shops selling nice things for nice people to put in their nice homes. Exactly the tree-change lifestyle they intended to buy.

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Gosh, this is all a bit Mosman-on-Hill, really. Or Burnside in Adelaide. So much twee I’ll need antihistamines.

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The odour of sugary baked goods emanating from the Chelsea Cake Shop has just triggered diabetes.

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The Alexander Hotel, Leura, closes its kitchen at 1400 Mon-Thu so, having completed my quick errand, I seek an alternative lunch venue.

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@tweettomnow Oh the delays don’t worry me. I catch the train. And GWH seriously needs that upgrade. Slave away, Sir!

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@tweettomnow Oh, haven’t I spammed that too much? This year I’ve spent about half my time at Wentworth Falls. Not sure I count as resident.

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Mobile: Walk dirt track then Railway Pde to Wentworth Falls; 1400 train to Leura; quick errand; lunch and work somewhere nearby, somehow.

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Wed plan: This morning, stay warm and scoff vitamin C; this afternoon, well, that’ll depend on how the morning goes. Updated plan later.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Somebody on this train is earnestly reading “Think and Grow Rich”. [It IS quite a distinctive odour, isn’t it.]

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More fuckin’ synchronicity Jesus wept!

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