Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 16th, 2011

If you had an organ transplant scheduled for tomorrow you might want to delay it. Don’t ask why, just trust me.

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RT @RealNickHodge Quail all the things.

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I am being catalysed into a series of adventures. In Moscow.

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Dirty, dirty poultry.

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@DrMiaow WHAT ABOUT THE GOOSE? THE GOOSE US THE SPECIAL PART!

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WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP COVETING MY DUCK!

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Waiter runs away, for fear of stabbage.

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Softcocks, these Mayans, complete softcocks. Just end the world now FFS.

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OH: “Oh he’s not cute so he’s not relevant.”

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OH: “Americans? Who cares, they’re all on meth anyway.” “All 300 million of them?” “Yes.”

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OH: “He had no idea about life, really, and neither do atheists. They’re all just fucked.”

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To failed arithmetic!

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Expressing frustration with Australia’s restrictive firearms laws.

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Mobile: Walk to nearest railway station; catch train to destination station; walk to rendezvous point; meet person; have drink with them.

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HLMenckenBot Q: If you find so much that is unworthy of reverence in the United States, then why do you live here? A: Why do men go to zoos?

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Checking in, so I can get some work done on the internets before dinner.

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@natecochrane @quietdiscourse Maybe it’s time for a bit more complexity. Political rebleating must be past its use-by date.

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MT @natecochrane Left vs right is a hoary chestnut so people can pigeonhole issues and reponses with no need to think about them. [This.]

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Well that was a rather pleasant lunch. Sake Restaurant, The Rocks, courtesy Symentec.

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Oi, Android, please don’t automangle policewoman to policeman kthxbai.

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Policeman on traffic duty agrees, can’t shoot them.”Hah, the paperwork. It’s almost not worth it.”

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Almost at the lunch venue, no-one killed. Yet.

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Circular Quay.

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So supposedly grown-up people still reduce everything to left vs right? And they hold down jobs as analysts? How?

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New word to use in a sentence: “assholocracy” arseh.at/pbt

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@andrew_hedge @2FBS I think @michellegrattan’s “why” works for me: Conroy broke the media cycle’s focus on the cabinet reshuffle.

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Mobile: Cab to Wentworth Falls; quick sort-of-breakfast; 0931 train to Sydney; Circular Quay station; walk to The Rocks for lunch.

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Oh, you use butter for that?

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@franksting Say what? @gruber isn’t on my reading list, so what are you dragging me into here?

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Fri plan: 0931 train to Sydney, work en route; 1200 lunch The Rocks; planning of writing and podcasts over summer; dinner, somewhere.

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I’ll look back at the @replies from last night when I’m on the train. It’s all a bit too blurry just now and I have a timeline to follow.

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@BernardKeane @R_Chirgwin And what’s this “Australian Computer Security Response Team” of which they speak? AusCERT? CERT Australia? Fools.

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Oh in the names of all the gods now what?

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