Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 19th, 2011

@smperris I chose not to rub the Polish taxi driver’s belly. That could go wrong.

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@SnarkyPlatypus No gutters are involved. Everything is most respectable.

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Beware, Polish cab driver.

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Less danger, I said.

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Obviously that’s more whiskey and less danger.

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The bus driver and I have conceived a plan to equip traffic police with M72 LAWs.

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Abandoning bus.

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George St appears to be a traffic jam.

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@LeeroysGoneMAD The rooftop door at the Hilton? Hmmm… will consider.

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No, this route 470 bus will work better. Less walking.

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Mobile: Walk to light rail; light rail to Sydney CBD; walk to Hilton Hotel; drink.

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@R_Chirgwin Heh. It’s all cool. I might just grab you a Chinese $5 jobbie that’ll fit in backpacks or whatever as needed.

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Note to self: The perfect Christmas gift for the @R_Chirgwin household would be a more strictly defined umbrella.

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@R_Chirgwin Ah yes, thank you. Needs must I be flexible with umbrella definitions and yes, it does seem this one requires flexibility. Ta.

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@R_Chirgwin Is there an umbrella hiding somewhere here at Lilyfield at all, do you think?

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Oh. The backups are finished. But now it’s raining. Let’s see if I can find an umbrella.

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Waiting for backups to finish so I can then head into the Sydney CBD for drinks.

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@twitchiebitch Oh I know they’re awful. They make excellent anthropological excursions.

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@R_Chirgwin Oh, if I’m in the city then a quick drink can be useful. It’s just curious, different company’s policies. /cc @engochick

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@engochick Well, does it have to be positive coverage? “Arsehat” is positive, right? /cc @R_Chirgwin

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It’s very interesting to see which corporate Christmas parties I have and haven’t been invited to. One could become quite insecure.

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@michaelmeloni That’s OK, I’m imagining you imagining the horse anyway. It brings me mild satisfaction.

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Whether @kcarruthers started it or not, @NickHodgeMSFT, smiting is a worthy activity at any time.

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That last tweet, @michaelmeloni, any connection between the first and last halves? Or are you just sharing?

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RT @michaelmeloni: Urgh. I imagine this tired old raggedy horse masturbating endlessly, dreaming of a day when Apple & Samsung fuckoff

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RT @Tempestrix: Pantsless tweeting has got nothing on pantsless server admin. [This is quite true.]

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Oh gawd, don’t tell me there’s yet more in the Apple vs Samsung dramas in the Federal Court tomorrow? Kill them. Kill them all.

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RT @skribe: Tweeting while pantless. That’s a $500 fine here. =) [Orly? I tweet pantsless most mornings until about 1030.]

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Waiting for my pants to dry.

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@neerav @Colgo Hey well the banks own everything anyway, so I’m not overly fussed.

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@Colgo Vol-au-vents would be nice, yes. Perhaps a pink gin late on summer afternoons too.

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@arionian Here’s a word you might like to ponder: SYNONYM.

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Light rail is such a civilised way of transporting oneself.

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@purserj Ah, I didn’t manage to do the Cage == Cage maths. It’s all too subtle and complicated for me.

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“It’s a true learning experience coming into this shop, my son!” Never a truer word was said.

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John Cage is the death of copyright. Or something. This is getting quite confusing.

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Something something stock market manipulation something “Gattaca” something end of nation states something Google something.

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Overhearing some people loudly and very inaccurately describing SOPA and its potential effects. Apparently it’s all Google’s fault.

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@swearyanthony I’m fairly sure they don’t do printing. @ApostrophePong checked all the local photo printers for quality, though, so ask him.

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@swearyanthony The best framing spot is the one on Wilson St. Forget their name, but they’re a quality outfit.

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Mobile: Checking out; brunch in Sydney CBD; settle in to do some more work, somewhere

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“Patch Monday” podcast: “2011: IT’s year of consolidation” with @paulwallbank @jdub arseh.at/pgj

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@thomasrdotorg I’m actually a bit of a softie as a boss. In this case it was just a test/challenge to see if she wanted to sort herself out.

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@ScottRhodie @R_Chirgwin I once had an employee losing the plot. Scheduled a 1-on-1 strategy meeting every Monday 0830. She soon resigned.

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And most of the website project management has been done too. Today is going remarkably well. There. I’ve jinxed it.

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“Patch Monday” podcast filed. That’s one thing out of the way already. Yay.

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Mon plan: File podcast; client webby project management; transfer to different accommodation; plan next 3 weeks; drinks, apparently.

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Mudday begins.

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