Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

December 15th, 2012

@leadegroot Not surprised they do it every year. Meanwhile, the Street View cars have had, erm, “difficulties” in some jurisdictions.

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Wow, this suburban nativity scene in Beverly Hills, Sydney flickr.com/photos/stilghe… is visible in Google Street View goo.gl/maps/kMZed

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Pleased that at the end of the evening I seem to have retained my colour vision.

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Yeah I don’t know that we need to introduce facts into the debate.

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And I’m back again.

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franksting And her arse isn’t big, thanks you very much

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Yeah all you people whinging about 25 standard drinks can pretty much shove your head up a pig.

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Wolli Creek what even is it?

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Watching the man go face down into the pig.

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Yes, yes, Darling Harbour has had fireworks every Saturday all fucking year. Whinging about it now makes you look an an ignorant arsehole.

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@jeamland The entire evening has been horror. It is unbearable.

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@jeamland There’s nothing going on. Everything is perfect.

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Exceeding expectations.

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OH: “You can’t go past bratwurst. How German is that?”

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OH: “It even smells German.”

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Pro Tip: Never say you enjoyed it.

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OH: “… but he’s Macedonian, so everything’s always about impressing everyone else.”

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OH: “I didn’t know Pnau were still doing gigs.” “Yeah, Centrelink has tightened up their requirements.”

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Suburban Nativity (a better angle) instagr.am/p/TP1YjKCFp1/

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Christ these political monomaniacs shit me. Must you always pervert every day’s news story into a sound bite about your pet topic?

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Discussing with the barman the appropriate safety precautions in relation to Chopper Reid’s testicles.

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Mixed Use Development Opportunity!

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To be honest, I thought there’d be a lot more easily available alcohol this far out into the suburbs. Isn’t that mostly what they do?

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Yeah, Consumer Affairs will fucking well be hearing about this! instagr.am/p/TPmSdSiFul/

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Note to self: Paint the nanobots black and put them in the bubble tea. Tell people they’re sesame seeds.

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OH: “Sorry, I had my finger in my ear as you said ‘tentacle’ and I got confused, and more than a little excited.”

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@kcarruthers @TrotskyTheDog @jodiem I couldn’t possibly be involved in such corruption.

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Mobile. This shall be an extensive journey. In space, time and the other thing.

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Somehow I am being drawn into a conversation involving a New Zealand MP and me being tethered to a fence post. Why is this happening?

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Suddenly remembering how one of the Year 10s at North Sydney Girls High School is so going to be @kcarruthers in 10 years. Well, 40 years.

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MT @SoftKittyWarm: Sesame st is smarter then most people. @bubbiting [Realistically, a dead cactus is smarter than most people.]

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For an afternoon and evening of exploration, one needs an appropriate avatar.

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Perhaps. But in general though, @bubbiting, I tend not to base my life on advice from puppets.

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Facing certain unpleasant realities. Then after my shower and shave, I can begin the day’s activities outside the apartment.

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@danilic See! I didn’t know much about your past, but I knew you must’ve been an innovator. So far ahead of your time! Are you married?

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@oberonsghost Oh! A plan has been developed. But thank you, that certainly looks worth checking out. It has been added to The List.

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Remember this handy phrase: “You seem to tweet that as if it’s something that anyone would give a flying fuck about.”

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In what sort of fucked-up world is cock fighting illegal but the ABC gets to spend taxpayers’ money on @QandA? Riddle me that!

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@mpesce @johnteeee WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU DON’T BUY CHRISTMAS TREES YOU STEAL THEM FROM DOWN THE ROAD BEST TO DO THAT AFTER DARK THOUGH.

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Fuck, this situation had better resolve itself soon, because at some point I’m going to have to put my pants on.

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Hang on. I think I’ve just realised something.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Sam_Hickey Huh? I’ve bought drugs from a psychologist before. Cash, too.

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Actually, I don’t think that the entire history of psychopharmacology has managed to come up with drugs strong enough for this.

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@Sam_Hickey Ah I see. Well, at least you’re a psychologist so at the end of this INCREDIBLY FRUSTRATING EXERCISE you can sort the drugs.

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Google seems to think Mac’s Bait Bar is a suitable bar but quite frankly I am not yet in the mood to spend the after eating fresh maggots.

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@Sam_Hickey I’m simply trying to find a pub / bar for long conversations then a place to eat and drink tonight within strike of Hurstville.

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JESUS FUCKING WEPT GOOGLE MAPS SYLVANIA IS NOT A THING.

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Google is full of lies.

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@mpesce @TheOnion Children were sacrificed, obviously. Shakespeare had to shoot a dozen kids every morning to be able to push out Hamlet.

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No there fucking won’t be, @BobGrrl @SnarkyPlatypus. The sleeper genes will be triggered and every single human brain will explode.

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RT @BobGrrl: @SnarkyPlatypus there will come a time when the phrase ‘Prime Minister Destanee-Lynne Johnson’ or similar is a real thing.

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“CREATIVE SPELLING” WHEN NAMING YOUR CHILD IS NOT SPECIAL AND UNIQUE IT JUST TELLS THE WORLD YOU’RE AN IGNORANT DIPSHIT MORON.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: My favourite one is ‘Destanee’. And she’s a good junior tennis player so has the chance to be famous. [Oh FFS!]

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RT @jennylmackinnon: There are also people who call their kids ‘Xavier’ and pronounce it ‘Ex-Zavier” [That’s fucking indictable, that is.]

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There are people who name their child “Eboni”? Just what sort of fucked-up species are we?

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I’m going to get very cranky in a minute.

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There’s a place in Kogarah called “Vicky’s Pre Loved Baby Shop”. I think that sounds a bit wrong.

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@DemonicVel Thanks. Probably not right for today, since I eat a lot of Thai food and we’re after something more MOAR FEEST.

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I AM CONCENTRATING ON THE PRIORITIES WHAT SORT OF IDIOT DO YOU THINK I AM.

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Right. I’ve thought of a wonderfully sarcastic blog post that’d get me strung up to the nearest lamppost, but can’t find the pub I want.

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OH: “Just like a dog who has eaten your tampon, the internet throws up many embarrassing situations.”

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Do they even have cocktails this far south?

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Yeah so that’s pretty much my day explained in those two tweets right there.

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If you know of a great pub for Sat arvo drinks in the Kogorah / Hurstville / Penshurst / Peakhurst zone, now is the time to make it known.

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If you know of a great place for dinner in the Kogarah / Hurstville / Penshurst / Peakhurst zone, now is the time to make it known.

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Oh. There’s not going to be time to edit that podcast panel discussion today. Rearranging all the things.

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I am full of questions.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Votre difficulté est une affection commune. Il doit bientôt passer.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je crains que il ya des rectangles trop nombreux pour tenir en Décembre. Il est ennuyeux. Et vous?

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Sat plan: Re-plan December because entropy; edit “Patch Monday” podcast’s core panel discussion; and afternoon of Saturdays all at once.

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RT: Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Aust businesses are losing in the big data era, one ‘Like’ button at a time” zdnet.com/au/aust-busine…

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RT @mpesce: I have been reliably informed it is Friday. Somewhere. [Nowhere of any consequence. You have unhelpful, unreliable friends.]

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I have reason to believe that it is Saturday. So do you.

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