Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 16th, 2012

OH: “Barry O’Farrell? Who’s that?”

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@tjlalor In relation to…? Sorry, but the in reply to info In your tweet points to stuff from hours ago and I don’t understand your point.

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Beaker I can’t be the only person to shudder each time I type ‘sudo apt-get’ on a linux box & expect to download a 0day for a Chinese picture frame

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RT @ataraxite There are people who’ve not had syphilis? Do you know what you’re missing out on!

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@johnthelutheran I’d thought of gazpacho earlier and the gods know it’s an evening for it right now.

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Receiving advice via DM on making it look like an accidental death.

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Fairly sure the spattered laksa all over my t-shirt doesn’t make me look like an escapee from a low-grade aged care facility.

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jendudley Didn’t buy many groceries today. Hate to see the world end with biscuits still in the cupboard. Then the cockroaches win.

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@andrew_hedge I have, but emus aren’t that stupid. Actually…

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@jplonie You missed the really obvious related but much better response there.

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I’ve always wondered what the emu is saying… instagr.am/p/TSkGsfCFlv/

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Another way of looking at all this is that the day could be much worse. I could’ve ended up at .

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… a dish best served cold.

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@recklessrei Let me make this 100% clear. There is nothing mock about my rage and disgust with you. @wordsonaplatfrm

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@recklessrei I was going to leave it and enjoy my dinner, but this spin crosses a boundary. Totally fucking unacceptable. @wordsonaplatfrm

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@recklessrei You disingenuous turd! Saying I don’t like people liking “Asian” things isn’t calling me racist? WTF? @wordsonaplatfrm

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RT @franksting RAGGA ON FBI [Thanks for the warning.]

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@en_gy Well, I’m guessing you’re more a plugging kind of guy…

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RT @en_gy I can confirm that the $0.18 dishwashing tablets are just as effective as the $0.78 ones. [How many do you take?]

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@bluntshovels Please, no. That’s actually on my filter list. Thanks for the well-meant thought though.

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If I was disfuckinggruntled before, well, is there even a word for it?

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@recklessrei Plus I’m gobsmacked at the gall of you trying to drag an accusation of racism into it. Truly, go fuck yourself.

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@recklessrei That’s the most comprehensive misreading of my character I’ve seen all week! Pissing myself laughing.

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Just cross out “frozen yoghurt” and write in “cocaine” and see whether you still want to tweet that shit in public.

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At least it’s not bubble tea.

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What the fuck even is frozen yoghurt? Can we find out who’s to blame and punch them in the face?

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The fact that Newtown has a frozen yoghurt shop at all is a clear sign of the decline of Western civilisation.

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@Paul_Murton Perhaps scroll back through just a few tweets and consider whether you wish to withdraw your question.

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@jeamland How very dare you question the zealotry.

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@Andrew_Zammit Broadly speaking, I agree. I’ll explore that further in its own thing some time. More on this in due course.

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An ancient Chinese woman stands quietly with her shopping trolley, resting on her journey. Without moving her head, she notices everything.

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There’s more than 40 people queued outside the frozen yoghurt shop and I am judging every single one of them.

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What happened to smiting? God used to smite this sort of shit. Is God dead?

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Come on baby light my fire no fuck off you tedious moronic loser boomer-wallow fucktard “band” at @RitzHurstville.

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Disfuckinggruntled.

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@RitzHurstville Great. A fucking band. Destroying the reflective or conversational vibe of a Sunday afternoon. I’ll leave after this beer.

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I am both amused and appalled at the gloriously comprehensive lack of humility shown by certain people today. Can I have your drugs?

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s_bridges wannabe “Australian Tea Party” peanuts in can’t internet shock pic.twitter.com/WZZgzeLr

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Look, @therevmountain, I think it’s pretty special that I even know how to make a joke involving cricket…

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MT @therevmountain: … that’s not a real thing, it was created by the media” [So, like limited-over cricket?]

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Fuck. A band is setting up. Why do some pubs seem to think that because it’s a Sunday afternoon I need to be “entertained”? I’m not a 3yo.

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RT @jackienopants: According to the 10 forecast, we’re in for a hot and wet Christmas. pic.twitter.com/Ba9SU0Jf [Yep, I’m going to that party.]

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Isn’t Christmas such a lovely time of peace and harmony?

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@denniallen Maybe my Twitter’s broken, but I can’t see your apology to @Drag0nista? Just some weird passive-agressive accusation? Strange…

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@Gin_ev_ra Yep, and that makes us both as guilty of seeing through a fixed prism as @denniallen was. Sigh. @bencubby

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I mean, if that happened, what with the huge variety of people I’ve accepted money from, I’d be a confused psychological wreck. Oh wait.

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I dunno about people who work for politicians, but when an employer or client pays me I don’t become their fucking mind-puppet for life.

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Now I see that @denniallen can’t see beyond petty party tribalism. You know, Ma’am there ARE other prisms through which to see the world.

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@markatextor @Drag0nista Heh. Mind you, had I not been an arsehat too and read the profile, I could’ve made an even sharper comment. ;)

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@Drag0nista Look, you really should stop HIDING and tell us who you are. Like in your Twitter profile even. Oh wait. [Smirks.]

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RT @semiboganman: Lidcombe != Lakemba :/ [Bah. Starts with “L”, west of Glebe, same thing.]

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Hypocritical self-righteous cunts aplenty.

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YOU ARE HIDING BEHIND A PSEUDONYM THAT I NEVER BOTHERED RESEARCHING SO I WILL PRETEND TO IGNORE THE TOTALLY VALID CRITICISM YOU POINT OUT.

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@denniallen @margokingston1 Fuckin’ hilarious. @Drag0nista’s identity is well-known, and has been for ages. Whinge whinge whinge. Arsehat.

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Alternative headline: Hunters Hill privileged dump their radioactive waste on the mussos. Or something.

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RT @bencubby: Radioactive waste in Hunters Hill to be dug up early next year and moved to Lakemba. bit.ly/URHB1S [Smirking.]

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@mpesce They have invaded already, and intend to take over Sydney by catching the M92.

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I have arranged for a cow to be delivered to my table.

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Drag0nista Ive a few things to say about @margokingston1 & her fans here: Glasshouses, stones and the problem with player journos bit.ly/UREEi1

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Two young boys break a glass while dad is at the bar. The elder immediately launched a loud, much-related narrative blaming the younger.

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@indigoid Yeah funny you should mention that…

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I’d have thought that after last night I wouldn’t crave meat for a month. But no.

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As I depart the apartment, a neighbour plays “Bohemian Rhapsody” VERY VERY LOUD. Are they singing along? Well der! Badly? Um, hello!

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Going mobile, briefly, with the intention of discovering my Sunday lunch options.

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@BrigadierSlog Well, if I can persuade you to add that to the web page as a comment for the @zdnetaustralia folks… zdnet.com/2012-in-review… ;)

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@BrigadierSlog Oh that’s very special indeed, thanks so much. I’m not sure I’d go that far. Still, I’ll be re-listening over lunch.

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Thanks, @BrigadierSlog, I hope it works as well as last week’s too. Some of the panelist went off-piste this time, though.

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Sun plan: Sunday lunch; lazy afternoon; once it cools down, edit panel discussion for “Patch Monday” podcast; a blog post or two.

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Hello, Sunday. Or what’s left of it.

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@RobWauters Thanks, and to you. Hope you enjoy the family stuff. Christmas is always a quiet time for me, which I appreciate.

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@RobWauters @mpesce Well, I’m absorbing all of these suggestions. My planning happens in that dead week after Christmas. Ta.

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For the second time, I recommend the tune “Dust” by Purple Penguin. Enjoy. youtube.com/watch?v=WY-vy2…

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@RobWauters Well, thanks, flattering for both @mpesce and myself. I have thought of doing some TV, and plans for next year are… open. ;)

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@PatchouliW @Wolfie_Rankin Sorry, I have no idea what you’re talking about.

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@RobWauters Yeah, the whole concept of “retiring” doesn’t make much sense to me. Sound boring as batshit.

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RT @RobWauters: isn’t it time for you to retire [No, I’ve still got a few good years left in me.]

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People should be forced to wear a badge, and put a symbol on their online avatars, indicating which fucking planet they’re inhabiting.

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@expectproblems * Some information in previous tweets may not be accurate.

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@expectproblems Ah well yes, whereas I think it has been comprehensively established that I haven’t touched a drop all day.

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@expectproblems Oh. I wasn’t aware that I had a point. What was it?

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