Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

December 30th, 2012

Oh, and Merry Christmas and something about peace or some shit.

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So my apologies for trivialising the personal trauma you face every work day. I don’t know how you cope.

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I suppose everyone’s views have been coloured by the endless stream of heroin addicts killing themselves in their office toilets.

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Yeah maybe don’t get me started on the French.

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Yeah so I’ve pretty much lost faith in each and every one of you. I hope you’re happy.

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Well screw you. I’m never going to invite you to dinner because you might choke on a chick pea and sue me. Christ I hate your world.

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Well how about you concentrate on the basic common courtesy part rather than your fucked-up paranoid fantasies. That’d be nice for a change.

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OMFG I have imagined some rare and actually completely hypothetical scenario where offering common courtesy might lead to a disaster!

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What the fuck is wrong with you people?

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@Rhys_Needham “In your situation”? I’m not in need of some exotic medical treatment! It’s basic bodily functions.

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There is nothing suspicious about wanting to go to the toilet. What is wrong with our society?

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@Rhys_Needham Yes, we should all have to ask teacher’s permission to take a slash. Welcome to the dignity of adulthood.

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@Rhys_Needham Well maybe, just maybe, it might be better if said that rather that parroting bullshit “justifications” for this idiocy.

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OMFG PEOPLE MIGHT GO INTO A TOILET AND USE IT FOR A PURPOSE OTHER THAN EXCRETION OF BODILY WASTE SO FUCKING WHAT HOW DOES THIS THREATEN YOU.

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@Rhys_Needham What fucking difference does it make to you if, in providing a place for me to piss, an addict might quietly shoot up?

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@Rhys_Needham Oh fuck off. Who cares what else they might be used for? You stupid reactionary cunt.

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It’s pretty fucking basic, CityRail. You run a place where people might wait, you provide basic human services. Toilets. Drinking water.

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Dear CityRail, wanting to take a piss after dusk is not suspicious, it’s normal. Locking down your toilets is arsehole behaviour.

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@nickobec @jowyang My gripe wasn’t Google’s demand for “real names” but the ignorant arrogance of a system that couldn’t support the policy.

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@nickobec @jowyang And “what Google does” is a measure of social policy relevance how, exactly?

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CityRail, when there’s more “revenue protection officers” in paramilitary dress on a station platform than passengers, you’ve lost the plot.

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The fucking French. They think they understand despair as they tweet from thousand dollar smartphones. How soon they forgot the guillotine.

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The Reality of Christmas flic.kr/p/dFHr2Y

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There is no escape from the depression of dull reality. Remember that before you listen to any of snake oil merchants.

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@paulwallbank Then you underestimate the hypocrisy of attention sluts, which knows no bounds.

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So this is how it goes… flic.kr/p/dFBUVv

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I DIDN’T KNOW PNAU WAS STILL PERFORMING IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.

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Wanted for crimes against media dignity and relevance instagr.am/p/T2xsYBiFuD/

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@swearyanthony @DJBentley Well that’s good, because all the revenue will flow back to struggling farmers of wait sorry I may be drinking.

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Someone seriously needs to address the global shortage of “Blue Monday” remixes.

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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

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chrisberg wine

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lukebuckmaster To my gay friends: fear not, Virginia’s Cowboy Church can “cure” you by having you stroke a horse! bit.ly/12PNUuD (via @JohnSafran)

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So everything is a cliff now, @DJBentley? This is a scandal! It’s… It’s… Cliffgate!

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RT @DJBentley The screen in my cab ride home informed me that there’s an impending Dairy Cliff. I will investigate this tomorrow.

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This looks like an original. flic.kr/p/dFySdV

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Except possibly a certain genre of movies that… that I’ve been told about.

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Why do Scandinavian backpackers always strut? It’s not as if they’re important in the grand, or any, scheme of things.q

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OH: “My dad says she’s English, but she’s got the worst English accent I’ve ever heard. So bad!” Says the girl with the nasal Shire whine.

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Discovering the utility of Chrome sharing my web browsing history between laptop and smartphone.

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And yes, @leslienassar, a few episodes of “The Wire” would work wonders.

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@oberonsghost @swearyanthony That and the fact that railway stations are chock full of security cameras. There should be a TAFE course.

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@SnarkyPlatypus As a recent “On the Media” podcast noted, “‘True Blood’ is for the audience that likes watching vampires and naked people.”

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Watching two teenage boys conducting a drug transaction at Hurstville station. I’d suggest that their OPSEC requires a bit of attention.

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Mobile: Walk to Hurstville Central; 1550 train to Central; [REDACTED]

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Someone in this apartment building is playing incidental music from “Star Wars” on piccolo.

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@expectproblems Both, though not necessarily to the same person.

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Pondering the late-afternoon drinks options.

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@Pollytics It’s not rum that makes them cockheads. They’re just cockheads, and the rum suppresses their residual anti-cockhead tendencies.

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@michaelneale I dunno what it means to you, but there’s no undue wear on the R key. A lighting or compression artefact.

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@jplonie Thank you. I learned a lot about my recent life while generating those charts. I had to gather the data, and noticed other data…

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@yewenyi “Tosser” comes from “to toss off”, that is, to masturbate.

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 144: Christmas contrasts and introspection” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/14…

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Noticing that before taking that photo I’d put on one of my socks but not the other. I’m sure I don’t have an attention disorder.

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Pointless picture to check the installation of the Flickr app on my phone. flic.kr/p/dFw1Jn

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Politicians are naturally attracted to events with crowds, @stokely, just like flies are attracted to a corpse.

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@coliwilso Sorry, no direct link, but ABS has a mapping interface onto Census data. Dunno if it does dot maps. @R_Chirgwin knows this stuff.

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RT @RatbagsDotCom: A new species of parasite poised to become a health risk epidemic. bit.ly/ZKP2RE [Article not about Mia Freedman.]

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RT @coliwilso: Very cool Census Dotmap of the USA. I’d love to see one for Australia! mobile.theverge.com/2012/12/29/381… [Doesn’t ABS website do this?]

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New blog post: “Doing the business on Stilgherrian’s journalism”. Includes two items of chartporn. stilgherrian.com/personal/busin…

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Sun plan: Finish blog post(s); sketch out the coming week, in broad strokes; 1600 The Drinking begins.

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“Do you know A Luxury Travel Blog, Mark Newton and Anthony B[axter]?” asks Twitter to the @bunjaree account. Imagine that weekend away!

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I’ll make it better with cheese.

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Thank you for all your tweets, cards and letters suggesting further places to see evidence of humans being cunts, but I’m fine for now.

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Well there’s an Edict segment sketched out. And I’m not even out of bed yet.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DEAD BABY? YOU SAID I’D HAVE A CAREER IN AUSTRALIAN POLITICS! WHERE IS MY DEAD BABY?

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I suppose I should get out of bed now, but I’m not sure that the Prime Minister has killed enough babies yet. WHERE IS MY DEAD BABY, JULIA ?

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For the older ladies, Bronwyn Bishop could throw dead babies from a decorated float hauled by an antique tractor draped in the Union Jack.

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Then that institutionalised exploitative suckage run by Mia Whatsherfuck could do “10 Ways to Support Your Career with Dead Babies”

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Maybe the @BreakfastNews presenters could lay down a carpet of dead babies to welcome the crew of the winning Sydney to Hobart yacht.

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After all, @paulcarr, who could possibly doubt the motives of a Las Vegas casino?

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But, @paulcarr, the Palazzo does have as first item on their breakfast menu, jugs of Bloody Mary, just $26. “Start the day the Palazzo way!”

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RT @paulcarr Waitress at Palazzo: “we don’t have sourdough toast, just bread.” [Oh that’s precious. God bless America.]

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Well that’s cheered me up no end. So what’s happening elsewhere in the world? Humans being endless sweetness and fucking light, I assume?

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NewtonMark @stilgherrian Merry Christmas Island, and a Happy Nauru Year.

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“Minister, what is the precise reason you’re still a self-centred spineless cunt?” “Well, Leigh, it’s a bipartisan policy…”

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“Senator Conroy, why is the National Broadband Network the best choice for killing babies?”

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Maybe the first question for every political press conference for 2013 should be “Why do you still want to kill babies?”

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[Insert awkward metaphor about stomping on an infant’s head every time they leave the party room without voting to end mandatory detention.]

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RT @RobCoughlan1 the politicians who vote for this obscenity have put politics before ppl. [Oh do you think? Goodness me.]

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Australia can be really proud of itself there. It really would be a true Aussie Pride. Oh hang on.

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Without making it party political, Ms Gillard can wake afresh and think, “Ah, Day X of leading a nation that operates concentration camps!”

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How many dead children would it take for an Australian politician to decide that “party unity” is something less important?

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How any politician can vote for the continuation of this obscenity against asylum seekers is cause to question their basic fucking humanity.

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RT @DetentionCount 9 year old boy attempts suicide in detention. abc.net.au/local/stories/… [Congratulations, Australia.]

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Hello, Sunday. Is there a reason, any reason at all, why you should be allowed to live?

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@kcarruthers @jplonie Who (or even how) would I lie about not having a furry tail?

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Discovering some alarming statistics. A least they would be alarming if I could be bothered having emotions.

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Suddenly realising how long it’s been since I used a spreadsheet for anything more complicated that adding up a few grids of numbers.

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RT @jplonie: @stilgherrian at least you don’t have a furry tail. [True, that’s one consolation.]

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