Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

December 5th, 2013

wikkit According to @Cmdr_Hadfield’s AMA, all astronauts have tried to propel themselves via farts. reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:42 PM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Vice_Is_Hip “You look fat today” - Find out what happened when we entered into an abusive relationship with Charles Saatchi

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:42 PM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Note to self: Don’t point out the nipple thing over dinner.

via Janetter for Mac

firstdogonmoon hey twitter is better to get the good news or the bad news first?

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:14 PM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Oh I don’t believe what I just did with this chook.

via Janetter for Mac

And a Merry Fiskmås to you too, @juhasaarinen. (Yeah, OK, I’ll get my coat…)

via Janetter for Mac

paulwallbank You know selfies have jumped the corporate shark when,…… @ Wynyard Station (Main..instagram.com/p/hiG92GxEMa/6H

via Instagram (retweeted on 7:20 PM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

@juhasaarinen @R_Chirgwin “‘Cloud’ and ‘botnet’ are synonyms. Discuss.”

via Janetter for Mac in reply to juhasaarinen

Vice_Is_Hip “It never stops!” - We introduced Miami’s most impatient priest to Tetris

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:12 PM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

TENTACLES FOR ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS!

via Janetter for Mac

Said Microsoft encryption is to be in place “by the end of 2014”. So you can finally start using the cloud in just over a year from now.

via Janetter for Mac

RT @zdnetaustralia: Microsoft confirms encryption across cloud services zd.net/18neDPN [And the keys are… where?]

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It would appear that @simonhackett has his minions refuel his aeroplane on his behalf.

via Janetter for Mac

simonhackett Refuelling in Charleville (40 degrees C in the shade) with an audience of Kangaroos… pic.twitter.com/ub96PQS21e

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:43 PM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

OliviaIllyria Exclusive: Pyne hires a new spokesperson to spruik his education plan twitpic.com/dnmd5h

via Twitpic (retweeted on 6:33 PM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

AdrianOHara Green Beetle on a burnt landscape courtesy of the Bushdoctor facebook.com/photo.php?fbid…
yfrog.com/oea9cjhmj

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 6:16 PM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Maybe we could confirm the reports if the general had four stars?

via Janetter for Mac

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via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:37 PM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

OH: “Oh @chrisberg? He’s one of the happy lizard people!”

via Janetter for Mac

Colvinius I think there’s strong evidence that @firstdogonmoon’s been listening to @peterlloydau’s reports on PM this week: pic.twitter.com/1rHUnywCjs

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:31 PM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

RT @VictoriaPolice: Motorists take care travelling on the Western Fwy between Gordon & Ballarat, ice on the road [Lulwut?]

via Janetter for Mac

The Websense security predictions for 2014 I tweeted earlier are online at websense.com/content/websen… (regwall’d)

via Janetter for Mac

I am going to need the vodka.

via Plume for Android

Trying not to kill someone.

via Plume for Android

OH FFS SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP.

via Plume for Android

johnb78 “biotechnology isn’t all petri dishes and genome sequencers - a lot of it is shovelling manure and wanking off pigs” bloodandtreasure.typepad.com/blood_treasure…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:14 PM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Plume for Android)

@ElishaPearce Organised crime is a business like any other, with holidays to consider.

via Plume for Android in reply to ElishaPearce

I’m sure that if there’s even a whiff of corruption our Christian and fair-minded Prime Minister will launch an immediate investigation.

via Plume for Android

dannolan Whoa today’s @firstdogonmoon is fantastic (On the ASIO scandal) pic.twitter.com/1ZnshUbk9Z

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 3:04 PM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Plume for Android)

I AM CATCHING ANOTHER TRAIN NOW.

via Plume for Android

Coriole Sangiovese Shiraz. That is all.

via Tweetbot for iOS

8. Mistakes will be made in “offensive” security due to misattribution of an attack’s source.

via Tweetbot for iOS

6. Attackers will increasingly lure execs thru professional social networks. 7. Cyber criminals will target weakest links in data-exchange.

via Tweetbot for iOS

4. Redkit, Neutrino etc will struggle for power in wake of Blackhole author arrest. 5. Java, still, again.

via Tweetbot for iOS

2. A major data-destruction attack will happen. 3. Attackers will be more interested in the cloud, not your network.

via Tweetbot for iOS

Websense has eight cybersecurity predictions for 2014… 1. Advanced malware volume will decrease, will go lower volume, more targeted…

via Tweetbot for iOS

RT @moldor Well, a ferral ibis eventually shuts up… [True enough.]

via Plume for Android

Riddle: Which is worse? Yoko Ono or a feral ibis?

via Plume for Android

If only life was like Twitter and if you whinged really really hard the things you didn’t like got deleted.

via Plume for Android

Sports commentator in offensive comment shock breaking breaking shock furoregate oh FFS who cares?

via Plume for Android

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via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:01 PM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Plume for Android)

Next time you hear a NSW politician go on about rising crime, you’ll KNOW they’re a liar. A bald-faced liar.

via Janetter for Mac

TL;DR version: In all categories across NSW over last 60 months, crime figures are either stable or significantly down. ALL categories.

via Janetter for Mac

Here’s the latest NSW crime statistics. Dear Media, please distort at your leisure. bocsar.nsw.gov.au/agdbasev7wr/_a… [PDF]

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“Fruit shown are indicative of flavour only and are not ingredients of the product.”

via Plume for Android

Sweating. On a train.

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I AM HEADING OFF TO CATCH THE TRAIN NOW.

via Janetter for Mac

Apparently we need @WIRED to tell all the medias that the Amazon drone story is utter bullshit. wired.com/business/2013/…

via Janetter for Mac

“If You Want Reporters to Check Stories Before They Publish, You’re a Hater”, writes @daveweigel slate.com/blogs/weigel/2…

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I am the Nigella of tech journalism. No wait.

via Janetter for Mac

chrisberg this year i’ll be reporting all those ‘santa has been seen delivering presents’ news stories to the press council

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:05 AM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

@mukimu @symantec We were talking about SkyJack and drone hacking at our end of the lunch table yesterday.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to mukimu

mukimu I don’t know who runs the @symantec Twitter account, but I like them. MT @symantec: AAAGGGHHH DRONEHACKING!!!! bit.ly/1hyWRkZ

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:52 AM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

bitcoin_txt Really tired of hearing the Tulip Mania “argument”. There exists zero points of relationship between the two.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:42 AM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

“Drunk on Power”, writes @Drag0nista on the government’s asylum seeker work. Great photo selection too. thehoopla.com.au/operation-dont…

via Janetter for Mac

CASABriefing 104 yrs ago today, George Taylor flew the first heavier-than-air machine in Australia at Narrabeen Beach pic.twitter.com/7TB6foYeH1

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:29 AM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

chrisberg good to know our intelligence services are available for freelance work on the side, do they have a price list?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:15 AM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Mr @JohnBirmingham’s “A good man gets taken down” says clearly what should be said about this ASIS knavery. Read it. brisbanetimes.com.au/comment/blogs/…

via Janetter for Mac

smh Makes you grateful for lanes, doesn’t it? A traffic jam on Hay St in the 1930s. ..instagram.com/p/hhGYSyOtzB/tk

via Instagram (retweeted on 9:59 AM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

jothornely When people ask me if I like Superman, I go for man every time.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:57 AM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

If the NT NEWS didn’t exist it would be necessary to invent it.

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paula_kruger You are awesome @TheNTNews! pic.twitter.com/ZnRq4IkGoA Jogs, dogs and bogs.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:55 AM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

sally_lindsay If we treated physical illness like we treat mental illness: pic.twitter.com/rpHO2Yj6RT

I think this deserves another retweet

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:47 AM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

“In Iceland, When Police Kill a Gunman, They Apologize”, first time police had killed anyone. bloomberg.com/news/2013-12-0… HT @jadedyouth

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So this pic via @wacountryhour shows what an eagle can do. Bye bye fox. pic.twitter.com/ibzlD1Q7QP

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DavidParis Hey @latingle @lenoretaylor could your publications work together on ASIO? You could write a story called Tingle, Taylor, Soldier, Spy.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:26 AM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

As an aside, I’m thinking of doing “The 9pm January” through, erm, January. Would that be a workable thing?

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Let this one sink in for a moment: “Spymaster Alexander Downer”.

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OH: “Oh Dear God, it’s all one big blur of middle-class faggotty concern…”

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@smperris Thank you, I did enjoy chatting with David Jorm. His enthusiastic curiosity for North Korea was contagious.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to smperris

MostlyLiz I’ve started advertising for a boyfriend.
He needs to provide adequate body heat during winter nights, and smell better than the dog.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:58 AM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Vice_Is_Hip We gave Baz Luhrmann LSD and blackmailed him into spending $250,000,000 on a Donkey Kong movie that’s never going to happen

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:54 AM, Dec 5th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Thu plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; 1230 Websense l(a)unch, Circular Quay; evening TBA.

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Fursday, but of fake fur.

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