Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

December 8th, 2013

OH: “You’re so smart! I want to fuck you!”

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CateP36 I must be a genius. “@UberFacts: A study of 16,000 women found that females with more curves are smarter than those who weigh less.”

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:09 PM, Dec 8th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

bunjaree If anyone wants a quiet weekend before Christmas goes mad, we’re empty next weekend: bunjareecottages.com.au/calendar/ We’ll do nice prices!

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Considering the colour and scent of my nipples, and mapping out a plan for renovation.

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“Pinky Queen”? i.imgur.com/2BwrrMo.png HT [REDACTED]

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pblakez now for a real flying kangaroo pic.twitter.com/YUdga9iTwm

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:37 PM, Dec 8th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

bitcoin_txt the true value of Bitcoin without interference of the exchanges…Therefore ALL bitcoins equal the total value of all the earths raw materials

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HistoricalPics Pep, the dog who was sentenced to life in prison for killing Pennsylvania Governor’s cat. 1924 pic.twitter.com/pw6s8ILDg1

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Do we know who the three women are yet? Is someone running a sweep?

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damana Who stepped in the brownies? pic.twitter.com/v14QSqK9KW

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:08 PM, Dec 8th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Irish_Dinosaur .@Pringles HOW IS THIS A PUN. YOU COULD’VE HAD “PRINGLE BELLS” OR “MERRY CRISPMAS” YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS pic.twitter.com/PGP3FwiV

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dannolan yeah ‘ladies’ it really !!! pic.twitter.com/2djY1FEdOo

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altmed_txt your Family’s being bombarded by Deadly DIRTY ELECTRICITY in your Home, Schools & Work. Wireless Internet, Computer Screens, Cell Phones …

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OH: “Napalm is not an over-reaction!”

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feed_the_chooks “He can’t fathom what the ants want — why they’ve come. They are frightening because they make no sense…”

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RT @GreenJ: Hmm. What would be the ideal Christmas gift for the politically conscious? Of course!! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Euth…

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MooseAllain Hi their pic.twitter.com/PiQYDiUHk1

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@SkyNews You didn’t check the dateline on this story, did you. manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-m…

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So Sky News UK has run that Manchester scratch card story news.sky.com/story/1179265/… failing to notice it’s from 2007 manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-m…

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Quick! Glen Greenwald has tweeted something quoting 1984! Retweet the shit out of that fucker!

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OH: “I don’t think popular culture particularly cares that you don’t approve of ‘Friends’.”

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TheDailySchmuck Every time a white person says blacks are lazy I break into their house and watch Downton Abbey all day while they’re at work.

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hotseatpepper Some people find jesus in their toast, I find Grumpy Cat in my apple. pic.twitter.com/K2XaPe0u23

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:54 AM, Dec 8th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

ssharwood ‘Bing cherries’ on sale at local market. This is where Ballmer went too far

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RT @liam_dwyer: @stilgherrian breakfast gin? pic.twitter.com/NLJkme9GB5 [Oh dear. That looks… um… yes, thanks, I’ll have one of those.]

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CroweDM “Peter Credlin has made himself a real force in the new government, keeping untested ministers in line. When will he enter the Senate?”

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ProfMESmith How about that - secret doubts about the drug war: Leaked paper reveals UN split over war on drugs gu.com/p/3kztn/tw

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MWhalan @benpobjie Most people don’t know that dodos were very intelligent and nearly all were qualified single engine pilots. Then they all left.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:42 AM, Dec 8th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

AshGhebranious “Ethnically diverse actor required - must be able to drive” - hmmm Ieft hand drive?

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julianlynch @JohnBirmingham i visited porn site recently and it said “share this with google plus”. I thought “I don’t want friends knowing I use goog+”

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:36 AM, Dec 8th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

HilariousEdited Russians. pic.twitter.com/GBY3RCSeoF

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bitcoin_txt I got 50k USD from a local loan-shark and bought roughly 43 bitcoins @ 1150 USD

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SnarkyPlatypus The concept of a waifu is WTFBBQ territory.

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mlp_txt [My friend] doesn’t have a waifu, isn’t attracted to ponies, doesn’t clop, and isn’t the slightest bit autistic. how do I fix this?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:45 AM, Dec 8th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Andrew_Zammit Suspect ASIO’s passport powers will face lot of controversy over next year. Previously there’s been very little said or written about then.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:43 AM, Dec 8th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

RT @mikko: Have you lost the security hologram on your Visa or Mastercard credit card? No worries: holograms.diytrade.com/sdp/1950505/4/… [“Lost”, OK?]

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dcrafti @stilgherrian “We believe you might become a terrorist, so please be angered by this accusation and stay in Australia.”
Smart move, ASIOhole

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“ASIO cancels passports of western Sydney men for ‘jihadi mentality’”, so, you know, thought crimes. FFS. smh.com.au/national/asio-…

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Sun plan, draft: Fried rice; turn an email backlog into a plan for the rest of December; remainder TBA, but there is still some vodka.

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Vice_Is_Hip Why Gus Van Sant’s next film is just a Vine of a cat trying to get into a shopping bag

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phbarratt Looks as though John Howard 2005 gave ASIO effective control of our access to passports. Thanks John. theage.com.au/national/-2yyf…

via iOS (retweeted on 9:10 AM, Dec 8th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Apparently politicians aren’t permitted to not be eager to go to Mandela’s funeral. We must all thinks the same. abc.net.au/news/2013-12-0…

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RT @ben_hr: This Device Lets People Video Chat With Their Pets benhr.net/197NVhY [Oh FFS bring on the asteroid NOW!]

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lunivore OH: “Australians can say yes, no, thank you, please and I love you, just using the word ‘mate’. It’s a tonal language.”

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@R_Chirgwin I’m guessing it’s “make hay while sun shines” rather than generosity as such. Wouldn’t he have a bunch of installs before Xmas?

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@franksting @R_Chirgwin In a very real sense, we are all Tina Farrell from Levenshulme.

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@R_Chirgwin Please have fun with your electricity today. I daresay you’ll be having a wee snifter to celebrate this evening.

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@R_Chirgwin I did, but thought it was worth a tweet ‘cos it’s still going to be new for most people.

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@RealNickHodge @shiftkey @oBleeter Eleventy percent of people would disagree with that.

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jonathonio NO FLASHING WILLYS ON DUNBAR CLOSE pic.twitter.com/sCYZsAaCft

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@shiftkey @oBleeter I’m not surprised, actually. Innumeracy is a lot more common than most of us realise.

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Manchester: Lottery scratchcard withdrawn from sale because arithmetic is too haaaaaard. manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-m… HT @oBleeter

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MikeCarlton01 Credlin “gives more freedom to the cabinet.” That’s very generous of her. theage.com.au/federal-politi… via @theage

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Good morning, @lomantik @ljLoch @BXGD, thank you for your support and/or sympathy.

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AbandonedPics Underwater tank graveyard off the coast of Donegal, Ireland pic.twitter.com/5eyf9MuNxE

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Here is the @nswpolice media release about the man who fell to earth at Bondi Beach, so to speak. police.nsw.gov.au/news/media_rel…

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“Police are waiting to speak with a man to clarify how he came to fall from a 4th-floor balcony in Bondi Beach this morning.”

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I am inserting a Sunday into the mix at this point.

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