Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

December 9th, 2013

@gamoamike True enough, but “disrupting a boat race” is hardly “threat to national security”.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to gamoamike

@R_Chirgwin Ah yes! Herbert’s “Uncommon Law” was a fun read, though I don’t recall that particular story.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to R_Chirgwin

Something that you should generally not do with a locomotive. gcaptain.com/cargo-ship-dro…

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Background on the heinous crime of slightly inconveniencing a boat race. independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n…

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Oxbridge dons try to remind the British government of the time they weren’t running a police state. donsspeakout.wordpress.com/2013/12/08/oxb…

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Auckland taxi drivers on a hunger strike because oh who the fuck knows. nzherald.co.nz/business/news/… HT @juhasaarinen

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Elmo_Keep Please do not worry, a fire is coming to cleanse the Internet. 2-3 years from now, but it’s coming.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:15 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

“A bukkake of retweet.” Ping @leslienassar

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NewtonMark Earth “could” be struck by a meteorite. RT @zackster: Windows Phone could overtake iOS in 3 years arseh.at/4i6v

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Which is lamer, average-grade sunset photos or selfies?

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En route to an evening of Interfering with a Chicken.

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OH: “Show me what you’ve got because I can’t wait until we get home.”

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Disappointed that it’s an observation about efficient Singaporean government propaganda and not a sexual fetish.

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What if I revealed that I was Helin Reezer?

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sylmobile Fellatio RT @AlexNapier93: Anyone know what the word ‘Wuthering’ means?

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 6:52 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Plume for Android)

@ssharwood Cory Bernard’s patented anti-homosexuality clamp?

via Plume for Android in reply to ssharwood

felixgilman please be advised that federal law prohibits looking directly at or calling attention to the octopus

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:09 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Plume for Android)

OH: “That’s not witty. What is it with these old lame white men?”

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chris23 Ask your doctor! You might qualify to have your own tennis shoe-wearing companion mini-horse service animal. i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/upl…

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Prime Minister Abbott and opposition leader Shorten en route to South Africa for the funeral of Nelson..instagram.com/p/hsQ0rKCFvb/oj

via Instagram

@cheshireb There were signs that the derp started early today.

via Plume for Android in reply to cheshireb

Encountering what I believe is called a “punchable moment”.

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@erkpod Once I realised that I have @TripView then it all became easy.

via Plume for Android in reply to erkpod

@mpesce YOU ARE CONFUSING ME AND I DON’T LIKE IT.

via Plume for Android in reply to mpesce

SenatorLudlam ALP + Gov just shot down motion that the intel. committee they are so fond of citing should have some members put on it and maybe even meet

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:47 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Plume for Android)

@erkpod No it’s all OK, I know where I am now.

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I’ll need to do a wee soon.

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Oh. Silly me. I can just look at the real-time train map in @TripView.

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We are now in the tunnel, one block short of Wynyard. Told we’ll be moving again shortly.

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@mpesce Right, I’m sending the Tongans around.

via Plume for Android in reply to mpesce

snerdish Subject ‘@stilgherrian’ has been contained, agents Mauve and Puce to intercept.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:21 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Plume for Android)

We’re now stuck on the Sydney Harbour Bridge up track due to mechanical problems with a train ahead. Anyone know how far back we are?

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Blues Point Tower about to be destroyed by random alien forcefield instagram.com/p/hsFRB9iFko/

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jturner_ibrs It’s not just me! Apple is punishing defectors with iMessages from friends vanishing into the void mobile.nytimes.com/2013/12/08/you…

via iOS (retweeted on 4:14 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Plume for Android)

KathViner NEW: NSA surveillance: tech companies demand sweeping changes to US laws theguardian.com/world/2013/dec…

via iOS (retweeted on 4:11 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Plume for Android)

KevinBankston Just now: alliance of major net companies releases joint principles on “Global Government Surveillance Reform” reformgovernmentsurveillance.com

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 4:11 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Plume for Android)

bondnickbond If I’d known you could win just by depicting gay sex as terrible and humiliating I would’ve set up a hidden camera in my bedroom

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:57 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Plume for Android)

RealCarrotFacts If you tape a carrot to your forehead befor bed you might dream about carrots but it didn’t work last night I dream about a boat and a crab

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:33 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

GordyPls I’m glad Independent Australia has turned its considerable talents* to analysing the arts though. Too little of that on the left.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:14 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Labor has always been in Opposition in Eastasia.

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I’m glad people whinged about it on Twitter, otherwise I wouldn’t have known what to think!

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HistoricalPics Hugh and the bunnies, Playboy 1950 pic.twitter.com/bYwT7iZp4z

via Buffer (retweeted on 3:00 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

@dobes @j_hutch I think the term can accommodate a certain amount of flexibility.

via Janetter for Mac in reply to dobes

Taezar@s_j_co: Current mood RT @Perspective_pic: Incoming cat! pic.twitter.com/X53ihk3Q3V

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:55 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

baconbkk Wow demonstrators as far as the eye can see on Sukhumvit.. This is not a tiny minority despite what people say. twitpic.com/do2w0p

via TweetCaster for Android (retweeted on 2:52 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

RT @j_hutch: @stilgherrian So just talking behind someone’s back? [Pretty much, yeah.]

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New acronym: RLST = Real-life subtweet.

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bitcoin_txt Bitcoin is as close as man can come to creating matter without violating the laws of nature.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:45 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

“FttN NBN needs customers more than coverage: NBN Co report”, writes the clueful @zyzzyvamedia zdnet.com/fttn-nbn-needs…

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SnarkyPlatypus It’s a kind of day.

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 2:43 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

RT @FearsumEngine: @stilgherrian @Drag0nista Acting PM Joyce. Think on that. [I am doing that right now. Pants already around ankles.]

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dobes This looks like a meme template pic.twitter.com/OBiQvZ54qj

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:35 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

HappySinger Stop arguing. You can’t win. They are GOATS.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:31 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

cjjosh Make sure you see the whole pic RT @ellinghausen: The Acting Prime Minister of Australia pic.twitter.com/zWMXGrEFSA

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:31 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

So there are two more YouTube comment reconstructions… youtube.com/watch?v=EJXLyU… youtube.com/watch?v=CkCSTM…

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“Acting Prime Minister Warren Truss.” I feel better already.

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@jeamland Indeed, but my actual point is that you DON’T know the word. But what is with hippies and, you know, logic?

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Or ordnance, for that matter, @jeamland.

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RT @jeamland: What is it with the Left and unexploded ordinance?

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bencubby Lithgow bushfire site was littered with unexploded bombs and hadn’t seen hazard reduction burning for 20 years. bit.ly/1cv1QPV

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:29 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

If you ever needed evidence that Senator Ian MacDonald was a fuckwit, there it is.

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KarenMMiddleton LNP Sen. Ian Macdonald says climate change debate ‘will go down in history as one of the great frauds on the Aust people, similar to Y2K’.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:25 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

@natecochrane @xntrik It would seem “due process” is just a quaint concept for the nostalgic these days… :/

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RT @AtomicMPC: @stilgherrian @lukehopewell A bet the finger bone of Saint Elvis would cheer you right up! [Used properly, yes.]

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@AtomicMPC @lukehopewell I think people have always been disgusting.

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@lukehopewell When Dillinger was shot and bleeding out, passers-by dipped handkerchiefs and skirts into the blood for souvenirs.

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chrisberg small amendment at last minute means all australian credit cards limitless too

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:00 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Vice_Is_Hip Meet the Bolivian cocaine baron who lives in a castle and has a family made entirely out of drugs

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:41 PM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

OH: “What’s ‘level 5 social media’?” sched.co/1caWmw6 “Oh you get a couple extra spells and a +2 on charisma.”

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gamespot We are proud to announce a new Editor, @dhindes! He will be working from our GameSpot Australia office. Welcome!

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 11:38 AM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

RT @leslienassar: Theres fun, and there’s criminal abuse; ie. the hard-reset bug on Samsung phones. [So nothing could go wrong. Cool.]

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So to be clear, @leslienassar, exactly how much fun can we have with these NFC tags?

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RT @leslienassar: Hahaha, the NFC tags Google Play are using on Sydney Buses do not appear to be locked. You stupid, beautiful, idiots.

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@paulwallbank Mate, I haven’t even started yet. I’ll derp you up to 11. @matthewlandauer

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Wait. If these folks the the “49% of the most disadvantaged”, then the other 51% are NOT the “most” disadvantaged.

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RT @paulwallbank: . @stilgherrian did I say it was? [YOUR POINT IS WHATEVER I SAY IT WAS.]

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Agreed, @paulwallbank, but the root cause is not their lack of hardwired internet.

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paulwallbank . @stilgherrian my point is that the promises of egov are going to hit a problem when they hit the bottom 10% who need the most help.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:35 AM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

It’s just more digital exceptionalism wrapped in a faux bow of social concern. @paulwallbank

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This “49% of the most disadvantaged” would be functionally illiterate, @paulwallbank, a problem for ANY kind of government…

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RT @paulwallbank: “49% of the most disadvantaged don’t have home internet.” This is a problem for e-gov. [Erm, if I may disagree…]

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@mpesce @jonoabroad Watch yourselves, or I shall give you fucking cake!

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Wait. Journos run quotes from press releases all the time. What’s different about this process when the press release is a video? Arsehats.

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“Description: ASIC Initiated Compliance”, so this should be fun.

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ABCnewsIntern OH: “Isn’t that a trademark violation?” “How can a national treasure be violated?” “Bring me Dame Edna and a jar of Vegemite.”

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:40 AM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Liberationtech San Francisco’s real-estate developers collude to deal with a “growing” wave of local “anti-tech” resistance sf.curbed.com/archives/2013/…

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 9:40 AM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

clothedvillainy There seems to be a massive overlap between ‘People who have me blocked’ and ‘People who have given TEDx talks’.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:38 AM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

j_hutch Engadine HS holds Yr10 formal to raise funds for special needs kids but doesn’t invite its own special needs kids - liveleak.com/view?i=307_138…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:33 AM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

If I’d have been setting up dogecoin.com I would’ve Blackhole’d the fuck out of that website. Hypothetically.

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Well I suppose this was inevitable… dogecoin.com

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RT @Rob_Stott: pic.twitter.com/9X6FBP3lKu [Bah, he couldn’t eat a whole one.]

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RT @ABCFactCheck: Check out our Gonski timeline. What happened, and when. ab.co/1bqzwgD [Sounds exciting.]

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DomSequitur I’m very bored of your opinions.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 9:08 AM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

“What’s going on with the Abbott government?” asks Shaun Carney. theconversation.com/whats-going-on…

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Was the head of the WA AEC formerly a swimming pool security supervisor? youtube.com/watch?v=ob1rYl… HT @eacrook

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Mon plan, draft: Bookkeeping and administrivia; write 1000 words for Corrupted Nerds; evening TBA, with chicken.

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I think the latter. Obviously the fact that different people have different tastes is something to be deeply angry about.

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Wait. Am I mean to be angry about TPP secrecy? Or about people not liking the winner of a film contest they didn’t go to? So confused.

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@Asher_Wolf @chrisjrn Well if things are that bad, here’s a link to all the ways the Senate order can be ignored. aph.gov.au/About_Parliame…

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RT @Asher_Wolf: It is a Senate motion, wtf gives the gvtmnt the idea they can refuse to obey? [Um, the Constitution?]

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@RalphBassfeld My petty dreams are never about publishing fame. They’re about fishhooks as so, so much blood.

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watermelon_man Quick folks, let’s get statues of Abbott erected all over the country. So they can be pulled down later by mobs angry at what he has done.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:52 AM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Pro Tip: If charged with murder, your defence is “Yeah whatever, but look at all the people I didn’t kill!” Good one, WA AEC.

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danielhurstbne Electoral commissioner tries to highlight the vast majority of ballot papers that were not lost, during Radio National i’view re WA losses

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:50 AM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

Remembering how many of you will end up on the B Ark, and smiling quietly.

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RT @RalphBassfeld: I STILL HAVE A FULL NIGHT’S SLEEP AHEAD OF ME (SUNDAY EVENING). :-() [SLEEP WELL, KNOWING YOUR LIFE IS POINTLESS.]

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Well finally things are turning out for the better. This should come in handy. twitpic.com/do208r

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RT @noblemonkey: @stilgherrian THANK YOU FOR THE MOTIVATION. [YOU’RE WELCOME.]

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HELLO IT IS MONDAY AND YOU WILL NOW HAVE TO FACE A WHOLE NEW WEEK OF DRUDGERY AND TIME IS INFINITE.

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Vice_Is_Hip Why Richard Dawkins’ hip hop opera is worse than you can imagine

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:36 AM, Dec 9th, 2013 via Janetter for Mac)

TumblrTXT So one of the reasons I haven’t reblogged or said anything on here recently is because I was arrested for shitting in someones garden

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