Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 14th, 2013

OH: “No I don’t like The Greens, they’re a bunch of fuckin’ commos.”

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OH, my cab drive to adjacent vehicle: “Fuck off, hoons!” Looks like this will be a fun trip.

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Watching a tosser rev his Ferrari on King St, Newtown, reaching speeds up to an astonishing 20km/h.

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ajmaus HUMAN

I REQUEST YOUR ASSISTANCE

>^..^< pic.twitter.com/d8PBUxWScK

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OH: “He’s not really Chinese, he’s more a Jesuit cunt.”

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Watching people pass around a black poodle, which they are taking turns pashing.

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How can we stop Tanya Plibersek from posting recipes? Asking for a fri… Well, no, asking for everyone in Australia.

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@NewtonMark Look, as Bob Downe said, “Be a can man, not a can’t.”

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Vice_Is_Hip Why Belarus hipsters like drinking air

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SnarkyPlatypus Wearing tight vermillon pants convinces nobody.

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DID I ASK ABOUT VICTORIA NO I DID NOT FFS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

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@stufromoz Last I checked, Victoria was not a NSW government department.

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bitcoin_txt being blackmailed for ฿400,000+ by a crazy guy who thinks he has proven I am Satoshi Nakamoto

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So do any bits of the NSW government use Lotus Notes? Asking for a friend.

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OH: “Is The Lion King showing in Melbourne?” “No, but I fear that it’ll come. “

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OH: “Is that a sling?”

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RT @BXGD @stilgherrian You can always drink the vodka AND eat the lady. [True…]

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Breakfast, it’s so hard to decide… instagram.com/p/h4eDyyCFmy/

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Ihnatko This is the time of year when TV severely misleads men about the message that a mass-produced pendant from a mall chain jewelry store sends.

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“New Home Office advice: drink 60 units of alcohol a day if you want to paint really well” blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/seanthoma…

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RT @darraghdoyle: Worst. Videogame. Ever. pic.twitter.com/Suli0sHB6o [Don’t knock it until you’re tried it. Even if you’re not the horse.]

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scalzi What I like best about cats is their quiet dignity. pic.twitter.com/K8WzJJJsFJ

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nprmonkeysee What do you call the heartache when you have to choose between two beautiful women? ZachBraffluenza. Thank you, I’m going to lie down.

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cheshireb Only half listening to the radio. “Is it dangerous to fall into radioactive slurry?” I don’t know how that is a question.

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cheshireb So just so we are clear, teen pregnancy is down, rates of heart attack are down rates of sexual abuse are falling. Any questions?

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mrdaveyd RT @BlackCanseco: Black Teen Pregnancy Rates Drop By 51 Percent—Thanks To Responsible Teensbit.ly/1bDEB5gG!

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jayrosen_nyu What justice sounds like. RT @yurivictor: Killing all pagination on @washingtonpost articles, happening now.

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thornae @stilgherrian: My dad & his brother (now a top airline engineer) once dropped a Jag V12 engine into an old Mazda. @davpope @purserj

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RT @JohnBirmingham: I have a terrible feeling I just sat next to a life coach. [There’s still time for the spray.]

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Vice_Is_Hip “Jesus couldn’t jump that high” - James Franco on why Mario is more important than Christ

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ftrain “When she went abroad she would smuggle the live snails out of England by hiding them under her breasts.” blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/seanthoma…

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Damn damn damn! I thought of a new cyber word yesterday and I forgot to use it on the radio.

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RT @jdub: @annetreasure Some local Googlers built a “robot mixologist”. [Were they then struck by lightning?]

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MarkDiStef The Oz editorial team lambastes Abbott Government’s first 100 days calling for Hawke-Keating-Howard style leadership theaustralian.com.au/opinion/editor…

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helenlewis Guys, guys, it’s not a competition! pic.twitter.com/t8PZntZeSR

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@davpope @purserj The Frankentruck was a bizarre beast. Dad was a mechanic in the RAAF at one point, servicing trucks and stuff.

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@davpope @purserj I wrote about the wrecked-stuff play a few years back. stilgherrian.com/50-to-50/05/

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@msjenjenjen There’s always an increase in scam volume before Christmas. People are paying less attention. It’s a numbers game.

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@brassrazoogroup @davpope @canberratimes Hah! Yes, there’s a difference between ideology, policy and execution. The last is just shoddy.

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_Enanem_ I’ve written a musical called Fish. It’s very similar to Cats, although Memory’s a lot shorter.

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@SnarkyPlatypus C’est comme si nous avons un seul esprit …

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karalee Fun @DownloadABC ep; @stilgherrian & I talk NSA, Data Mining, The Pirate Bay & Facebook’s need for a Pew Pew button abc.net.au/radionational/…

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RT @BryceWeiner: Doesn’t the entire exercise of “reform” of anything coming from the US gov’t just seem a bit … ironic? [Ah. True.]

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@thornae @SnarkyPlatypus Non, ils sont beaucoup plus efficaces que les tours Fawlty, et c’est le problème.

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If NSA really cared about the health and safety of the American people, it’d dissolve itself and put the money into anti-obesity programs.

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DersSki Just landed in snowy, windy and chilly Amman! pic.twitter.com/00XPwZ6Wn6

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Le directeur de l’hôtel est responsable de crimes contre l’humanité. Et vous?

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… today we earn that the NSA review will essentially change nothing. theguardian.com/world/2013/dec… For my next trick, next week’s Lotto numbers!

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So yesterday on @DownloadABC I predicted that NSA would merely change the way they talked about mass surveillance… abc.net.au/radionational/…

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I’m going to RT @davpope’s @canberratimes cartoon again because it’s so good. Much depth. canberratimes.com.au/photogallery/f…> pic.twitter.com/1D3joOBNkQ

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@msjenjenjen People are, in general, trusting. Hackers / penetration testers / con artists exploit that all the time.

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@msjenjenjen And yet the classic phish still works. There will always be new people, or just the distracted.

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Great Things About Farms #255, @davpope: A dead truck carcass can be ANYTHING in the universe!

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RT @davpope: To Boldly Go <my cartoon in today’s @canberratimes canberratimes.com.au/photogallery/f…> pic.twitter.com/1D3joOBNkQ [Hah! I used to do this too!]

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So @alexismadrigal has written something important about the media, and every media person should read all of it. theatlantic.com/technology/arc…

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Sat plan, draft: Sloth around like a useless person; personal blogues; potential social life activity, maybe; train to Wentworth Falls.

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BlogsofWar : Clap with enthusiasm - MT @AamerISmad Dennis Rodman still plans to head to North Korea next week usat.ly/1bCfrR7

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Vice_Is_Hip How Noel Gallagher accidentally bored himself to death whilst working on his next record

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Hello, Please view the document i uploaded for you using Google docs. Just sign in with your email to view the document its very important.

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Saturday. There ought to be a law.

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